#professionalreblogs

[searenbound]

Picture fem Bakugo watching as you get mistreated by your partner. They ghost you, turn down dates to ignore you, talk down to you, and she’s pretty sure they’re cheating on you! It makes her blood boil, you’re too perfect to be treated like trash. So, the next time you invite her out to something you clearly saved up for that they would have enjoyed, some dull ass club, she makes sure to dance with you. Make you feel as beautiful as you are on the dance floor, her hands on your waist, your hands in her hair, your lips together.

You both wake up with a bunch of missed calls and texts from your now ex partner, Bakugo sent a nice picture of you asleep on her shoulder CLEARLY naked and a bit messed up.

It’s not her fault if he’s so trashy that you were easy to steal from him. Not her fault if that boring ass club happened to have a decent bartender on shift and a dj willing to take requests. It’s not her fault when her pretty baby looked so ready to be taken home by someone who knows how to treat and fuck her right.

Now, it is her fault you woke up sore with vivid memories of why. It’s her fault you have hickeys on your neck and can’t seem to remember what’s-his-face’s name.

Your fault that she has scratch marks down her back because she decided to make you a little pillow princess for the night and spoiled you rotten.

And that’s when your phone rings again and you remember you have, well had, a boyfriend.

You send him to voicemail 3 times adding to the already ridiculous amount of missed calls and messages he’s sent, the fourth she answered for you because you were a little too busy taking her strap to say hello.

“Listen to her, you really think she wants to deal with your bitch ass when she has me now? Now stop calling her, we’re busy”

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

I’m sorry, but how much does one’s parent have to hate them to name their children Yuu, Tuu and Vuu?

Yuus parents apparently.

Also have you not met parents of twins/siblings that gives them names starting with the same letter??

Or those redneck yeehaw horse girls names their kids shit Rhyfiel, Sirinity, Mckaieleigh, or Qur'Stylle

[oya-oya-okay]

FINISHED!!! 💗💗💗

@galaxygirl-katie27 @trixiegalaxy @oyatochie @deerla-charming @noncreativepage-blog @professionalreblogs @mishig tysm!!!<3💖💘

[officialdaydreamer00]

TWST boys who i think would slay in a strawberry dress

preface: i put the boys in a strawberry dress (part 5)

characters: everyone! and me being silly :D

warnings: irene committing hate crimes on crowley /hj

heartslabyul || savanaclaw & octavinelle || scarabia & pomefiore || ignihyde & diasomnia || ramshackle & nrc staff

ramshackle:

grim: 11/10

- my boy, my baby boy

- no explanations needed, he is the best one

- look at him in the little poofy dress and a strawberry bow :((((((

- he is baby and i will forfeit my mortal possessions to buy him tuna /hj

NRC staff:

dire crowley: 2/10

- what the fuck am i seeing

- no, just no

- BITCH STOP PICKING MY PINK DRESS you don't even fit with the colour scheme >:0

- at least the black dress is... decent?? no you still cannot wear my pink dress

- it's a weird image and i wanna wipe my memory clean

divus crewel: 11/10

- ate and left not a speck of crumbs

- pulls off strawberry dresses better than anyone else

- even vil schoenheit

- man's a fashion designer, he can't just call himself that and not slay strawberry dresses

- i am a huge fangirl and people can agree with me

- SLAY, PROFESSOR, SLAYYYYYYYY

ashton vargas: 5/10

- HELP ME 😭

- FOR THE THIRD TIME, buff men + strawberry dresses = atrocity or the funniest shit ever

- THE DRESS CAN'T CONTAIN THOSE MUSCLES SO IT TORE ITSELF APART 😭😭

- surprisingly slay until the dress spontaneously combusted

- 5 points to ashton vargas

mozus trein: 8/10??

- SIR

- HE ACTUALLY SLAYS HOLY SHJT

- the short sleeves do not fit him this is cursed

- but he does slay @god-gave-up-on-me was right

- SLAY, PROFESSOR, SLAY

sam: 10/10

- slays the hardest

- THE BLACK DRESS LOOKS SO PRETTY ON HIM THO :(((

- the pastel pink looks kinda wonky but he does look good in it : ›

- SLAYYYYYYYYYYY

honorable mentions: @azulashengrottospiano @aqua-beam @identity-theft-101 @siren-serenity @ang33333333l @leonistic @dove-da-birb @twistwonderlanddevotee @inkybloom-luv @professionalreblogs @axvwriter @ceruleancattail @minimallyminnie

[the-banana-0verlord]

New tag game! Take this quiz I made and tag your mutuals! (also if you can send feedback lmao I need it)

tags(no pressure y'all): @simping-myjob @cup1dt3a @haruhar-u @xen-blank @cheezy-moon @rose-the-witch1 @krenenbaker @thehollowwriter @twistwonderlanddevotee @ithseem @professionalreblogs @angelhairpastawithherbs @keii-starz and anyone who wants to join!

[cloudcountry]

PART 1 OF AUBURN'S MOOTS !!

@tinyletterz - remy

@shkrmpp - shrimpy

@identity-theft-101 - identity

@fukashiin - winou

@ryuubff - gi

@hisui-dreamer - rinna (rinrin!)

@merotwst - ellie

@siren-serenity - siren (renren!)

@officialdaydreamer00 - irene (nutmeg!!)

@names-are-dumb - cole (husband fr)

@the-v-lociraptor - raptor

@siphoklansan - sippy

@dowdos - vicky

@v-anrouge - aster

@vioisgoinginsane - vio

@ceruleancattail - ceru

@moonlit-midnight - hannah

@valerie-leech - valerie

@aqua-beam - calira

@iseethatimicy - icy

@acornwinter - winter (winnie!)

@ryker-writes - ryker (ry!)

@cookiesandbiscuits - cookie

@totallymem3 - meme

@z3llous - zell

@cecilebutcher - cecile (cece!)

@ang33333333l - angel

@axvwriter - axvie

@leonistic - soru

@rains-asleep - rain

@shinysparklesapphires - sapph (sapphy!)

@jade-s-nymph - rubia

@saturnslastgoodbyes - saturn (tsunotarou!)

@non-binary-lil-shit - remy

@datboredpencil

@queen-shiba - shiba

@beeirdos-buzzing-bogaloo - beeirdos

@dove-da-birb - dove (chaos causer fr)

@loser-jpg - loser

@ashipiko - ashi

@shyhaya - haya

@musicalhistorical - em

@thehollowwriter - quinn

@professionalreblogs

@crheativity - rhea

@cyath - cyath

@eynnwwyjth - faye

[1-800-ishi]

I am hot, I am funny, yall I can DANCE, I'm shit at math and driving but i have a recipe for brownies that make people cry with happiness 💕💕

@w4nderingdreamer @ethercain @reesethedndencantolover @roshoes @yourleastfavoritemagicalgirl @iris-rhps @professionalreblogs @faggotfuckery @heeheeehaw @keepcalmandcarriefischer @camel-leopard @cedarw00d-the-fourth @bxxnietheill @nimona-antifa @nationmckinleyscorset @miathebiweeb @mythweaverarts

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

[1-800-ishi]

List five things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last ten people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your followers, mutuals and all the wonderful people on here!

AHH ILY @professionalreblogs

Okay five things that make me happy are:

Going outside on rainy days

Sharing a drink or some food with friends

Talking to yall on Tumblr, or in real life

My cats!!

The color yellow 💛

10/10 ask, will pass on thank you!!

[cloudcountry]

Uh???? Did kandyshoppe (also professionalreblogs) get booted off the platform????

wait actually i have no idea???

[mintmoth]

I’ve been STRUGGLING! With colouring the hair and feathers in a way I like it right now, but I’m super proud of how I was able to get Jamil’s eye makeup(?) and jewelry and wanted to share so badly! (Also, thanks for letting me practice a lineless style using your art! I’ve been struggling with doing mainly hair lately and just needed something to use for practice! Thanks again!)

IM SORRY IM SO LATE TO THIS you've sent me an updated one since but Tumblr isn't letting me post anything that's a submission?? Only asks?? So I was waiting to see if you'd send an ask but I don't want you to think I'm ignoring you! 😭

I saved the second one you sent me so I can share with everyone even though it's still a wip because just WOW this is honestly so cool to see and I think it's coming along beautifully!! 😭😭

[1-800-ishi]

@dealachadh I think u would also be the incomprehensible chanting, you give off reciting a movie from memory while making mac and cheese

@bxxnietheill secretly a God, rich divorced aunt who knows how to cover up a murder

@nationmckinleyscorset vague gremlin and cursed bitch ass motherfucker, no explanation, love you very much 💕💕

@nimona-antifa vague gremlin, would be down to overthrow the government anytime

@professionalreblogs Fandom hive, I would not be surprised if you were a computer with endless knowledge and a wizard hat

the types of mutuals:

-just a dude

-secretively a god

-secretively a god but bad at hiding it

-chaos incarnate

-vague gremlin

-the wholesome bean

-the precious bean

-yearn incarnate

-info dump fren

-cursed bitch ass motherfucker

-*incomprehensible chanting*

-mumble

-fandom hive

[1-800-ishi]

YESSS

@w4nderingdreamer @ethercain @reesethedndencantolover @roshoes @professionalreblogs @demon-lover-669 @faggotfuckery @heeheeehaw @jnxteo @leanatulipa @camel-leopard @cedarw00d-the-4th @bxxnietheill @nimona-antifa @mythweaverarts @magicalskateb0ardingg0th

Thanks for putting up with me 💕💕

⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️

everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

[ghost-drabbles-bc]

I associate you with hard belly laughter where your cheeks start to hurt, the fluttery feeling in your chest when a baby grasps your finger, and memes

yeah that’s basically me to a t lolol (I wheeze a lot)

[1-800-ishi]

@w4nderingdreamer @ethercain @rehnwriter @reesethedndencantolover @yourleastfavoritemagicalgirl @iris-rhps @professionalreblogs @pickleparty908 @d3r34l1z4cja @faggotfuckery @heeheeehaw @camel-leopard @cedarw00d-the-4th @bxxnietheill @nimona-antifa @nationmckinleyscorset @miathebiweeb @mythweaverarts

because i'd like to do this on diwali (and also because i'm not very original), here goes...

if this gets 7k posts by jan1st 2024, i'll learn how write a song. and write one. that i'm happy with.

if it gets 10k posts, i'll do my best to produce + record it.

[cyberrat]

professionalreblogs replied to your post: Peeps! Quick! Throw in smutty prompts for...

If I had been on here earlier I could have sent something! �� But alas, the work of a financial officer is never done

please do :) I’m always hot for Roadhog, you all know it. and Gabriel’s thicc thighs, obviously hhh

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

I interned at an aquarium before the pandemic (worked mostly in running paper work between exhibits but I always enjoyed the octopus!) and I just remembered that when one of the octopus at our aquarium (named Franklin) got mad or frustrated at a puzzle he would literally throw it out of his tank and now all I can see is Azul getting frustrated doing the budget for whatever reason and then throwing it out of the VIP room

Average octopus behavior tbh. That's so funny tho, good for Franklin.

Azul also smacks other fish just because