#soma x eivor

[ac-lesbians]

A number of fic ideas cooking. I think I'd like to explore Eivor/Soma. And possibly a SUPER angsty fic about Eivors eventual death. Plus I have to decide if the filthiest smut I've ever written (the bar is very low I've never really written smut before) will go in this chapter of R&RF or next.

[sapphic-woes]

she's a rare kinda girl that only comes outta her den (bed) if you dangle a big strong fictional lady by the door and promise this time that they're canonically lesbian

[kassandras-one-braincell]

im just saying

[sidefanficaccounttohidemyshame]

Begging pleading crawling on my knees for some dark sevika, Kassandra, eivor or soma fics, literally shaking with want

[jove999]

nsfw drawings with multiple ships

[guccipussay]

Eivor x soma

[ it was supposed to be x reader but she looks like the Jarlskona so ya know]

[sunflowersandforgetmenots]

Hello everyone I have another post for you!

If you remember, I recently reblogged a soulmate post! Please send asks in based on themes of that soulmate post!

Basically, just send me the number of the trope you want and a character you want associated with it!

Characters I will write for: Kassandra, Eivor, Soma, and Sevika! Though I will write for more women if I know the fandom, just shoot me an ask and I'll let you know!

(Please send stuff in my days are so dead)

[wunderschon-lieblich]

Fuck It I’m Not Done

Biker headcanons for the AC Women that torment my brain

@kassandras-one-braincell you’ve broken me with this tbh I'm in shambles (affectionate) OG post here also NSFW warning this is a no minors post (or at the very least stop at the warning gdi)

Soma is sophisticated and expensive. Not gonna say too much here since I went into more detail previously but~ Imagine vintage restored bikes that are shiny and perfect all lined up in a pristine garage space with polished tool boxes that are filled with all her necessities to work on them and keep them gleaming. Professionally photographed, framed posters of you posed with her bikes adorn the walls of the space. She even picked lingerie to match each bike!

She only really rides one or two of her collection regularly, the majority are mostly for show. I imagine she’d have a cruiser with a good passenger seat on the back so she can take you on long scenic rides to beautiful locations, and you can bet your ass she’d have it shipped overseas on your vacations so she can take you all over the world on it. Soma is all class and polish, so her riding gear would definitely reflect that. High quality leather and helmets with coms will keep the two of you safe, comfortable and connected on your rides. She would probably have matching riding suits custom made for the two of you. I could just see her doing that.

Kassandra as the cocky performance rider. She’d have pick up lines for days, all the innuendo about taking you for a ride and how she knows how to handle curves. She’d chat you up good, and land a date for that same weekend.

She’d show up with an extra helmet and jacket for you, and she’d make sure it was all properly adjusted. In the og post about this concept, it says that you kiss her right when the helmets come off. I agree, and I’d say that you want to kiss her the moment she slides the helmet onto you and starts doing up the chin straps. For anyone who’s never worn a motorcycle helmet, they don’t have a clip like one for a bicycle would, it’s a strap that gets looped through two d-rings, and it’s kinda tricky at first. So, imagine: gazing up at her while she’s looking all intently at you with those gorgeous dark eyes, her fingertips working the thin strap quickly and efficiently on muscle memory. When she’s done she puts her hands on either side of it to check that it’s snug on your head and looks into your eyes for a moment longer than necessary. It’s electric.

When you arrive and she takes hers off, you’re still kind of fumbling with the unfamiliar clasp. She notices and hooks a finger through the loop, giving it a quick tug to undo it and free you of the helmet, whole time she's got that sexy little smile on her face. She takes it off of you and sets it on the seat behind you, arms reaching around your body to do so. At that moment you’re looking up at her and she’s so close. You can’t stop yourself from leaning in and up on your toes to steal a kiss. She’s a little surprised but doesn’t falter about kissing you back. Her hands rest so naturally on your waist. It’s short and sweet and leaves you both giddy with butterflies.

Your first date with her would be something sweet and romantic like taking you to a fancy park or perhaps a botanical garden. You’d walk around holding hands for hours and she’d be all chuffed that you gave her a kiss upon arrival to the date location. It would make her feel so confident and bold, wrapping her arms around you and allowing the affection to flow naturally. I think she would feel nervous about it being too much too soon but you just lean into it and look at her with stars in your eyes and it shuts that doubt right up. Very much a uhaul lesbian relationship in this case you would just fall so completely for each other and be comfortable together immediately. First date lasting three days kind of love story.

Eivor does motocross competitively and is a big name in the game. She also does trail riding but it’s more for fun so not her focus. She’s definitely the most reckless rider of the bunch but takes protective precautions seriously, bc she knows that she loves to go fast, push limits and pull stunts. However, if anyone else is on the bike with her she’s much more cautious and safe with her driving. She'd def pop some wheelies with you on the back if you were ok with it.

In this au I think she’d have a modest but comfortable house pretty far out of town on a decent chunk of land. She’d have a practice track built in her backyard with a trail looping around the edge and through the woods of her property. She’d do laps every day to stay at the top of her game, and just to enjoy the ride.

Her garage would be well organized but not shiny and fancy like Soma’s. Hers is functional and well used, in a separate building from the main house. Very Dad's Garage vibes in there I think. She’d love working on her own bikes, but I think she’d leave her competition bike’s maintenance to her trusted pro mechanic Gunnar.

Now I mentioned in my last reblog how I imagine they’d all have pics of you on their motorcycles, and that they’d have very different vibes.

Soma and Kassandra would display them like a trophy. Not publicly, but up on the walls of their own spaces. Eivor? She’s possessive. She wouldn’t want to have a photographer ruining the intimacy of your photos no matter who it was.

(here's where it gets nsfw)

Eivor would ride the two of you out to a nice secluded part of her property. A wooded area where she has a picnic table set up. You’d be all wrapped up in her riding jacket and pants, underneath them would be a pretty little number she picked for you, something simple and sexy like a matching bra and panty set with some lace. (I think Eivor is a bit too simple minded to prefer elaborate lingerie. Just show her something hot that she knows how to remove without finding a thousand clasps please and thank you)

She’d prop the bike up on its stand and use a Polaroid camera to take the pictures. The first ones you’re in the matching set with her jacket and your boots still on, straddling the bike with your hands on the bars as if you’re driving. She gets multiple angles, from the side so she can appreciate your legs, from the front so she can admire your breasts peeking out from the opening of her jacket.

The whole time she’d praise you saying “that’s a good girl, posing so pretty for me, now lean back let me see you- ah just like that, gods you’re perfect” she’s such a sexy photographer. By the time she’s done you’re about ready to hump the seat til you cum and she’s so horny she’s breathing manually. She knew that would happen, of course, and wore a strap under her jeans for the occasion.

After your photo shoot, she takes the dildo out of her harness and slides it back inside you, then helps you put her clothes back on over your underwear. She has you ride back with her to the house while you’re stuffed full like that. Every bump and jolt makes you whimper and dig your fingers into her. It’s not a long ride but you’re ready to rip every shred of her clothes off by the time you’re back

The pictures are kept in a cabinet by her work bench, there’s a few on the inside of the door held up with magnets, mostly the first few from the session, where you’re still partially clothed and gazing at the camera with your pretty, sultry eyes. The rest are tucked away in a small black photo album for her eyes only, the last few depict you laid back on the seat, bra gone, one of her strong hands cupping your breast. You’re holding your panties to the side, wet cunt stuffed full of her strap, your kissed bruised lips are parted in a moan. She keeps that one very secret, and takes it with her whenever she has to travel without you.

anyway now that you know I'm a total whore for this concept

This is my first time posting a full on hc set like this lemme know what you think and read the og post if you haven't yet! It sent me spiraling into madness <3

[pixievi]

I've nothing fully finished BUT I will show you guys some unfinished stuff because you gays deserve it after I've been gone for so long 😏 all of these are or will be smut, so come get yall shit

PIXIEVI PREVIEWS

SOMA JARLSKONA - DRABBLE

(just some thoughts about how filthy Soma is behind doors 🥰)

There’s something about the collected, stoic Soma Jarlskona being a sexual deviant behind closed doors…

Her steady smile she shows her clansmen with the same lips that smiled sadistically at your pathetic moans under her. The same hand she uses to greet an ally and down an enemy leaves its painfully red imprint on your ass as you join her in strategic meetings.

JUNKERQUEEN / ODESSA STONE - EXHIBITION KINK

(part of an exhibition kink request that also features Caitlyn Kiramman and Sevika, Dez wants to show the man who keeps advancing on her Queen who she belongs to. And what he's missing)

“I think you’ve forgotten who my Queen belongs to”

Every movement that came with Dez’s possessive speech to the man practically cowering in his place had you fighting to keep your moans down. She didn’t want you to make any sounds or movements just yet. So you listened to her angry snarls and watched the man jerk nervously between staring at Dez’s boots to your comfortable form on her lap. You bit your lip as she sat forward, her favourite strap sliding further into you. Your back was facing him, but there was no way he didn’t realise that Dez had you stuffed full right in front of him. Something he would never, ever get to do. You both wanted him to know that. She kissed your cheek sweetly, with a small smile just for you before she turned back to him with a scowl.

“You just couldn’t take no for an answer, could ya? You pestering, yapping mutt”

She growled the last word. Making you clench around her, slightly thrusting upwards. The drag drawing a sigh of pleasure from you. Your warm breath fanned her neck and she smiled, tightening her already vicelike grip around your waist to stop your movements. She knew how eager you were, her precious love. But she wanted to draw this out as much as she could. Enjoying the power she had over this rat. To show him what he could never have. He could have a taste all right. He can decide if what comes after makes it all worth it. Dez smiled, trailing her index finger down your spine, lightly scraping it. You squirmed, kissing her neck in the heat of your want. You brushed your fingers up and down her broad arms, watching as the man followed your movements. Somehow still having the audacity to fume at your affections towards her. You smiled, squeezing her biceps before laying your head back down on her shoulder. Dez caught that, the flare of anger in his eyes. She chuckled, patting your ass.

“Go on darling”, she murmured, bunching up your dress and exposing your lower half to all eyes. “Don’t you fucking dare look away rat”

You immediately got to work, sighing in relief as you bounced on her cock. The ridges dragged deliciously against all of your sweet spots. Dez watched you with a wolfish grin. She pulled down the front of your dress, releasing your tits to the cold air. Her eyes followed them hungrily as they bounced. Your moans and pleasure stricken variations of her name echoed through the spacious room. You were as generous as you could be with Dez’s name, wanting it to be the only thing he remembers. Despite his growing resentment, he couldn’t look away from the way you dripped all over the Queen’s thighs.

EIVOR WOLFKISSED / VARINSDOTTIR - 'THE FRUITS OF HER LABOUR'

(you're a recently crowned queen/ruler, all thanks to eivor)

“Are you not joining in on the merriment, my lady?”

Eivor had appeared in the throne room silently, her features illuminated by the flames of the many braziers in the room. She wore a proud smirk, the victory from earlier in the day obviously still sung through her veins. Rowdy shouts and songs of battle faintly filled the room from the longhouse. It sounded like the whole town was in there. You were sat comfortably in your new position, on your throne. Reading through various letters from the townsfolk, in which most welcomed their new Queen. That was until Eivor’s gentle voice joined the crackling of the fires. She strolled towards you as her eyes took in your domestic form, pleasantly surprised. She was used to seeing you in noble wear. Thick cloaks sewn with delicate designs and with the softest furs, tunics bearing rich colours, thick pants made to withstand the seasons and jewellery that vociferated of your status. Now, you donned a plain tunic and pants. You looked soft, she thought, as warmth filled her chest.

“No”, you smiled at her softly. “I would much rather be in my bed”

It had been a long month and a half of strategising, travelling, battles, meetings, dealing with Ivarr’s bullshit, more battles because of said bullshit….you were ready to sleep for a month. To put it lightly. But having Eivor by your side made it all bearable. You were taken aback by her confident demeanour at first, but that same confidence soon became a comfort that quelled your anxieties. Without her, victory would not have been possible. She stopped at the bottom of the dais and her smirk grew into a smile. Mischief swirling in her eyes.

“Perhaps I could keep you company then?”

Brazen, she was. Your cheeks warmed. Damned woman. You wished you had grown used to her teasing, but how could you when everything about her made you want her to plow you until you couldn’t walk?

ELLIE WILLIAMS - 'PINK BONDS'

(you strap a clingy ellie down in this one 😏)

Ellie briskly marched ahead of you silently, but you could feel the anger radiating off her even from behind. You had no clue what was going on. You were busy all week, having to take extra jobs around Jackson because a few people on the job roster were sick. Ellie took extra shifts too, but for patrol. So all you could do together is just get into bed and sleep. This evening was the last day of the extra stuff though, which you were thankful for. You needed the rest, and you needed Ellie. You were almost home now, the crunching of the snow accompanying your thoughts of what just happened. You were laughing with Dina in the main hall and then all of a sudden Ellie appeared. Snapping at Dina and then mumbling at you to ‘let’s go home’. Shocked, you did what she said and now here she was, fumbling with the keys to her place and cursing under her breath at them.

“Ellie”, you breathed, following her through the finally open door. “The fuck was that?”

She didn’t look at you as she threw off her shoes. Something was seriously off. You closed the door before crouching in front of her while she sat on the couch. She avoided your eyes but you kept trying to catch hers. Sighing, you went to cup her cheeks gently but she jumped up. Moving away from you towards the bedroom.

“Ellie!”

“Wh-”, she started, but stopped and lowered her voice. “What?”

“What’s wrong?”

She opened her mouth to speak but you stopped her, holding up your hand. “And don’t lie to me”

Defeated, Ellie looked down, picking at her palm. You wrapped your arms around.....

Just to say, I have LOADS more in my drafts, like requests and stuff, I just haven't written anything for those just yet but I'll try to get around to them ♡ and yes, I have plenty of Vi stuff 😏

[itsmypeach13]

Soma Jarlskona is just always pure bliss to look at. Her hazel green eyes, the lil dimple, her strong body and undercut...I just can't get enough 🥺💕I will miss her so much from the game😭

[femlesbianbarbie]

Send me requests please I am dying to write but I have no ideas. My character list is in my masterlist.

[sapphic-woes]

Pov ur lesbian and simp over buff women

[kassandras-one-braincell]

Kinktober 2023

Welcome to my kinktober navigation menu, and my playground for testing how many links I can embed within my masterlist without tumblr's ui having a stroke.

All works are stone-bottom friendly, and all prompts are vanilla-esque (no extreme kinks, consent play, or illicit substances).

Men, minors and ageless/default blogs DNI. You will be blocked upon interaction.

Kassandra:

1st - face-sitting - here

11th - size kink - here

12th - aphrodisiacs - here

17th - orgasm denial - here

Eivor:

3rd - roleplay - here

8th - primal play - here

9th - sex pollen - here

13th - letters - here

Soma:

4th - marking - here

6th - temperature play - here

[inafieldofdaisies]

Custom Funko Project: Assassin's Creed: Valhalla | Soma, Randvi, Eivor's Raven clan shield

/ After recreating Soma as a custom funko next on the list naturally was Randvi, I truly adore her character in AC:V and her outfit was so fun to make.

/ I finally managed to get my hands on the official Eivor funko (gotta love how "easy" to find some are in Europe) and had the feeling he felt unfinished without his shield. I made the Raven clan one because it's one of my favorite when it comes to design and colors, and matched his outfit best. The shield I crafted completely from scratch, down to the tiniest details, even tried to recreate the wooden texture to it. <3 And ofc, just like Soma's, this one is also detachable.

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The third bottom picture of Soma leaning on an ivy wall in my reference edit is by @somamylittleobsession

[marvel-wlw]

I'm really proud of this edit I did! Eivor should've been able to romance Soma 🥺 (Originally posted on my tiktok, link below) ⤵️

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRx1kwyn/

[sunflowersandforgetmenots]

Sloppy Makeout HCs

There's NO ONE asking for it. But here it is. Gay ass!!!! that's me!!!!!!!!!

Thanks to @ashmatashs and @kassandras-one-braincell

I hope that tagged right

Kassandra

When is it likely to get a sloppy makeout sesh: All the time any time

Kisses are all tongue and teeth, biting on your lip and tugging, just to get a little noise out of you. It’s like she feeds off of moans from you when you makeout (even though she loves them all the time).

In fact she’ll do literally anything to make you moan into her mouth. Tangling her fingers in your hair, tugging on the strands. Grabbing your thighs just to feel the skin squish against her hands. Pressing you into her…

If you’re wearing a skirt, expect her to push the fabric up to the top of your legs. Shorts or pants? Her fingers are on your back, dipping under the waist band to tease you. If we’re historically accurate? Chitons have lots places to run hands under.

Isn’t strapped all the time, but likes to do it randomly to surprise you once you’re in her lap. Thinks it’s hot when you grind down, even if she’s not wearing one

She loves to pick you up and press you against the wall or the door or a window… it’s all of her favorite things at once. Holding your thighs, pressing you in close, your hips rolling, you moaning.

Soma

When is it likely: She’s either gotta be drunk or in a mood

This shit… it’s sloppy. She’s knocking things over to push them off so there’s more space for you. She’s rambling, talking about how beautiful you are, how hot you are, how she’s going to ruin you, how you’re precious to her. Just the sweetest stuff, really. We love her

No matter what you’re wearing, she’s desperate to touch your skin. Shirt and bottoms? Your shirt is either off or er hands are up it. Dress? She’s unzipping it or snaking her hands under the skirt to get to your legs. Layers? They’re off. No choice, she HAS to touch you

Always likely when she gets like this to duck down and eat you out. Says it’s the “sloppiest makeout” and grins when you laugh.

Throws you on the bed after. You’re not getting up when you look all dazed just from her lips.

Eivor

When is she likely for it?: Doesn’t need to be loosened up, but it’s not as frequent that Kass wants to sloppy makeout

Have you seen her kiss Randvi?? Once she gets permission for a kiss, she GOES for it. Intense, fast, sudden, passionate

Wants to lose herself into it. Wants to forget about her troubles and life, wants to help you forget about your own life. For her, everything is about the kiss.

Has you in her grasp, and she can’t stop kissing you. Her lungs nearly go out, stupid oxygen. You both pull away, gasping for air, and once you’re both fine, she goes back in for more.

She BITES. She loves leaving a mark, and she never wants to stop. A part of me wants to say that she likes drawing a little bit of blood, but only if you’re really into it.

Won’t ask or say anything about it, but she wants you to bite back. To go back in with the same passion and feralness. Will melt if you hit back with that.

Sevika

When is she likely for it?: She likes to ‘plan’ for it. Def goes into a meeting with you with the intention for one.

It’s Sevika. She’s mean. She teases you. Kisses you softly, then when you try to deepen it, she pulls away, laughing at your frustration and whines. She doesn’t leave for long, always coming back in to give you what you want.

Eivor bites, but Sevika marks. All over.

Throat, neck, shoulders, chest. She always leaves one on your clavicle, biting down hard even though she knows it hurts. But it’s always fine because she runs her tongue over the mark to make it feel better.

Wears her biggest strap all the time for it. She loves it when you rock your hips and grind against her. Will hold your hips to encourage it and guide you. If you cum from it? She’s whipping it out and making you ride it. Not that you have any complaints though.

Abby

When is she likely for it?: Usually always down for it, but loves makeouts after she’s stressed or upset.

Pull. Her. Hair. She loves it. Her braid is there for you to pull as hard as you can. Loves using her teeth. Likes making you ‘angry’ and frustrated. Thinks it’s hot when you fuss at her and go back in or a kiss anyways.

She’s a hand-roamer. Anything you let her squeeze and massage she’ll do so. Tits, ass, legs, arms, back. She just likes touching you and riling you up.

Soft lips… and she knows it. She pouts and chews on things just to make you think about kissing her, and that way you’ll bite them in the moment.

I love her your honor