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crippling-pages · 1 year ago
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Not saying this is a bad theory, because it's actually really good, but as the eldest child with 3 other siblings of all ages;
I'm pretty sure that may not be that case and that Amy was just plain old annoying to Sophie then.
I forgot that the first chapter of KOTLC book 1 says that kids' thoughts were particularly "high-pitched" and "stinging" for a telepath (Sophie). Maybe that's part of why she used to find Amy so annoying. Never thought of that before.
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bodybaghoffman · 11 months ago
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wake up babe, new bodybaghoffman saw edit just dropped
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handern · 1 year ago
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had The One Who Waits make a baby w one of my followers
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that's a tree stump
that's a lump
that's the ugliest baby ever born within this cult
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wiggly-fruit · 2 months ago
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No I feel that! There is no way to eat a noodle soup with long noodles without it dripping down my chin and the wet noodles slapping my face as I slurp em up.
babygirl j can eat ramen in worse more messy ways than you can imagine
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pastafossa · 2 years ago
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Friend: I hate when you forget change and stuff in your pockets when doing laundry
Me, sweating: yeah, change, absolutely
Also me finding this in my laundry:
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loyalhorror · 2 months ago
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tried to read “a fig for all the devils” by cs Fritz because it promised to be an interesting story about death, grief, and trauma but instead all I got was a guy violently assaulting someone by shoving a raw chicken thigh into her mouth, which was then described as “he tore the salmonella lollipop from her hole”.
i don’t make generalisations like this often even jokingly because i think they do more harm than good but i think cishet men should just stop writing sorry.
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bcitpoyh · 2 months ago
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and just like that flume and jpegmafia put out an anthem for the incels
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randomidiocyncrazies · 2 months ago
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Every time I'm sick my will to live rapidly evaporates
"But boss it's just the flu!" Yeah and my bones + head mega ouchies. Wanna throw up when I drink anything. I beg thee grant me sweet release from the mortal coil
(Yesh I know it's gonna be a-ok I'm just whining about it in the meantime.)
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r0ugarou · 3 months ago
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Here's some top quality Ravio pics for you all
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gunpowder-tim · 1 year ago
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people online r desperate to sell their tabinof books
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oysterie · 1 year ago
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Holy shit
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kneeanderthal · 2 years ago
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I was going to finish it tonight but my feet hurt and I'm tired so have a crumb
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dykehelly · 2 years ago
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peace and love on planet earth
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cr0ws-cha0t1c-c0llect10n · 1 year ago
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i have officially read through coffee’s entire blog,,,,,,, one must imagine sisyphus at the top of the mountain with the boulder,,,,,,,,
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kingofdorkville · 2 years ago
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i admit i'm too lazy to learn all the lore
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tapedsleeves · 2 years ago
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Here’s the full Reavo quote: “It’s fun but it’s nerve-wracking. I don’t really like y'know Stoney and Marchy and those guys fighting, y'know those hands aren’t made to fight, they’re supposed to be soft. I bet their hands are gonna be sore tomorrow, y'know guys like that when they fight they always come up to me like ‘I don’t know how you play after this’. But uh, again hats off to those two, unbelievable job, that’s why they’re ah, leaders on this team.” from Oli’s tumblr
YES!!! THIS ONE!!! THANK YOU sooooooo much!!! I'm at work and my signal is soooooo shoddy that i was just gonna look it up later if i remembered
This quote drives me insane for multiple reasons. "Those hands arent made to fight, they're supposed to be soft." FUCK
Probably bc i just watched Nausicaa again but it really reminds me of:
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Its just SOOOO. Brainworms. It gives me brainworms.
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