#sorry for people not into uber type stuff

[arthur-r]

how to not text somebody when you can’t talk but also. Not just not text somebody

i ran out of tags at the end i just content warning not feeling well not speaking well and also stressed out vent content warning but i will fine in the morning if somebody wants to not listen everything is okay im just having trouble and im not speaking well

for ending is just i don’t know i just am stressed out i want to know how to do it right and not being other people have to fix everything for me isn’t fair. and i just want to feel normal good not have complicated on top of everything. and i want to anpolkgize not while being making it worse from not speaking good i don’t know what to do. i hope everybody is doing okay bottom tags is just same but not for from the beginning. i hope everyone is doing well and please be just stay away if makes you not feel safe im not good at when somebody doesn’t say good and it’s not anybody’s fault. i just dont know where for who to tell to i just hope for everyone is okay and sorry for bothering

[wonik1ss]

౨ৎ Work Adversaries ! — kim minji

pairing — non idol!minji x reader song rec : swan song — ssera, pretty girls — reneé rapp ( 1.7k ) warnings ! none ᯤ ^ ㅇ ^ happy reading ! ⸝⸝・ᘏᘏ

prompt : synopsis : on a fateful Wednesday afternoon 2 people cut ties with you. but with cupid on your side you have 2 different paths to take to hopefully get back together with these 2 people by Valentine’s Day end! val event !

“Jesus don’t open your mouth like that it stinks”. Wonyoung pretended to yawn but halfway a pillow hit her face.

“Rude..”. Rolling your eyes you got out of bed and went to your closest.

“Can’t just stand infront of someone’s bed and expect them to not be weirded the fuck out”. Just as you were about to pick a suit

Wonyoung slapped your hand.

“I got you”

“But-“

“Babe I’m sorry but your closest is.. it looks like you have a dog”. You tilted your head as Wonyoung looked down.

“Are you saying it looks like a dog played in my closest?!”. Wonyoung nodded and ran out of your room. You shook your head and then went to take a shower. When you got out you saw black dress, shoes and white socks.

“It’s great I know”. You held in your laugh and got dressed. Just ask you fixed your socks Wonyoung unlocked the door.

“So-“

“Wonyoung?!”

“Sorry I’ll be quick just let me do your make up!”. You sighed as Wonyoung say you down on the toilet and zapped some make up products in her hand.

“I’m like your angel..!”. Your laughed and looked at your phone.

“Shit! I’m going to be-“

“Ubers down stairs go go go!”. You nodded grabbed your stuff and ran to the Uber.

As you ran into the office a few eyes went to you. You heard a chuckle to your right. You looked over to see Minji.

“Ya got a little something..”. Minji brushed a stray hair from your lip as you stared up at her.

“You look like a lost puppy.. why are you so late?”. Your eyes went wide and then she laughed again.

“Joking your like three minutes early”. You shoved the girl and she giggled as you went to make some coffee.

“So Ms.Kim..”

“Did you kill someone?”. Your head snapped in the taller girls direction.

“What no! I just have a question”. Minji tilted her head as you finally dipped your coffee.

“So..”

“Y/n!”. You were engulfed in a hug and with the hug your mug hit the counter.

“Oh shit.. fuck I’m so sorry”. Yeji scrambled to clean the table as you tried to reassure her everything was fine.

“Do you have a reason to be here”. As you finally looked up from Yeji you were shocked. So swiftly Minji’s face was stone cold and she balled her hands into fists.

“Oh uh.. I just wanted to make sure your ok”. Yeji through the cup in the trash and then waited for your response.

“I am but.. can I uh talk to you alone..?”. You motioned for Minji to leave and you swear you saw her pout as she left.

“You and Jin are going on a date at the whole carnival thing right..?”. Yeji nodded and smirked as you went on. You left the room surpressing as you went to your cubicle.

“What was that about”. Minji slid her chair a little out of her cubicle as you turned on your computer.

“Oh.. I just asked her for a favor with some of my work.. since she owed me for something!”. Minji cracked a smile as you went on about your work. Unknowingly to you Minji bit her lip as you went on. Her eyes darting from your lips to your eyes multiple times.

“Everyone in my office NOW!”. You jumped up at your bosses voice and Minji laughed.

“I saw you jump too! Shhh!”. Minji followed behind you and the meeting flew by fast. You later went back to your work. Email Email Email.. and someone how it was already dark.

“Shit!”

“What”. Minji didn’t take her eyes off her computer as you packed up your stuff.

“I was gonna ask you to go to the cardinal down the block shit shit shit!”. Minji suddenly stopped typing. You turned of your computer and put your bag over your shoulder.

“Yes”

“What?”

“I’ll go with you to the carnival..!”

“I said that out loud..?”. Minji giggled again as you got all in your head. Just give me five minutes and I’ll meet you outside. You suppressed your smile and left the office, but as soon as you were out of sight you smiled so hard it hurt.

Just as you got outside your phone dinged. You smiled thinking it was Minji. Then your face dropped.

unknown number : did you do it yet

you : wonyoung?

unknown number : tf would it be?

you : idk some creepy person trying to kidnap me?

unknown number : answer the question?!

you : not yet she’s coming bye!

unknown number : This is your last chance! YOU BEYTER KISS HER DUDE!

“Ok let’s go!”. You nodded as you both started to walk with Minji. Just as you were about to open your mouth you tripped. Minji gasped as you fell on your knees.

“Fuck!”. You slowly tried to get up as Minji laughed.

“Are.. are you ok?”. You rolled your eyes as Minji helped you to a nearby bench. As she kneeled infront you stared at the sky.

“Your lucky I always carry band aids”

“You expect people to get hurt?”. Minji laughed and then looked up at you.

“Not people”. She poked your chest and then took a small pouch out of her work bag.

“You”. You winced as Minji cleaned the scratches on your legs.

“What are you an on the go nurse?!”. Minji giggle as she put on two band aids on your knees. She got up and sat next to you.

“Give me your hands”

“Put them it’s gonna hu- FUCK KIM MINJI!”. Minji cleaned the scratches on your hands and put a bandage on each hand.

“See easy”. You bit your cheek.

“Are you still mad at me.. I understand but now it’s over cheer up..”. Minji poked your cheek and then got up.

“I’ll get you anything you want at the carnival”. Your smirked as you grabbed the girls arm.

“Anything..?”

“I mean.. like under twenty bucks you know we’re I work!”. You burst out laughing as Minji continued to rant about the office. Sooner then later you entered the carnival. But as you tried to put your plan to attached you failed miserably.

If Yeji was playing a game with Ryujin, Minji got hungry. If Yeji went to get a snack, Minji wanted to play a game. So cotton candy in hand you sighed as Minji came back from the bathroom. She took a bite of some of your cotton candy and smiled.

“Hay I spent thirteen dollars on this!”

“The lady over there is selling it for three”. Your eyes went wide as Minji ate the rest of your cotton candy. After she finnished eating you felt her grab your hand. Off to another game you thought before you were in the line for the Ferris wheel. In shock you nodded to whatever Minji was going on about.

While you and Minji were close.. you also really weren’t. So she didn’t know of your terrible fear of heights. But to late you were already on the wheel and slowly going up. Minji started to notice something was wrong when your grip on your hand for tighter. Your leg was bouncing up and down and you were bitting your lip. Just like you did anytime the boss assigned more work to you and you desperately wanted to say no.

“Are you afraid of heights?”

“What no..?”. Mini let go of your hand and put it around you waist pulling you closer to her. She put her other hand on your leg, which stopped moving.

“You know you can actually see the stars up.. in this thing..”. You followed Minji’s eyes out the window and smiled. Until your head titled down. You felt a hand tip you head up.

“We’re almost going down it’s ok..”. Minji rubbed your thigh as you stared blankly at her. Your plan had gone to shit, you only had a few more hours till you lost your chance. So fuck it. You grabbed Minji by the jaw and kissed her.

“Ow fuck!”. Minji touched her lip as the apologies from you started to spill out.

“No no your fine”

“But your lip.. fuck is bleeding”. Minji giggled as your scrambled in your bag for tissue. Once you found it you dabbed at her lip. When you finished and slowly let your hand fall to your lap, Minji kissed you. One hand on your thigh while the other caressed your check. As Minji tilted her head you slowly leaned in. Putting one of your hands on her waist as she pushed you against the passenger car. As Minji got closer and closer the wheel stopped, and she did too.

“The stars are really pretty..”. Your eyes darted from the stars to Minji’s face. She burst out laughing and as she did her head hit the back of the passenger car. Then you both started to laugh.

“You I had a plan”. Minji smiled as you went on about your plan with Yeji and she covered her mouth.

“Yeji has a girlfriend?”

“Ya of three years”

“Well shit..”. You giggled as Minji put her head on her knees and put her arms around them too.

“So you like..like me?”

“I thought the lip biting made that obvious..?”. You smiled as Minji rolled her eyes.

“I thought to constant doing work that wasn’t ever mine showed that I liked you”. You sighed.

“I’m just a little dense”

“A little?”. You threw your bag at the girl as she laughed. You got closer to her and smiled.

“So do you wanna..?”

“Go on a date..?”

“Be my girlfriend”. Minji’s cheeks went red.

“I mean I guess.. you did leave me with a busted li-“. You pecked her lips as she laughed. Then you heard a knock.

“Hope you had a swell time.. come again..”. The teenage boy barely blinked as you both jumped and got your stuff. As you walked out of the carnival you both laughed.

“By this time Yeji, Ryujin and us would go on a double date..”

“So you really planned this out”. You gently nudged Minji as a cat pulled up.

“No Yeji just want to revel in the fact you would finally not hate her..”. Yeji rolled down her window and waved you to the car. As Minji got in you pulled out your phone. ‘Look right :)’. As you did. Pink park uniform Wonyoung winked and closed the gates to the park. Oh thank cupid.

[wekiamo]

fell harder pt. 3

skeet ulrich x fem!reader

a/n: i js wanted to make a skeet gif but i ended up watching the full panel from fanx cause i love jamie and skeet sm. anyways have fun! 😁

warnings: swearing, fluff, not proofread.

it’s 6:20 pm, you’re in the living room waiting and dave’s still not here to pick you up for dinner. you’re starting to get anxious again, thinking about how would everyone there react if you showed up late. someone’s first impression really matters, you think.

you take your phone out of your purse to check possibly a dave’s new message, and there really is one

“I’m really sorry y/n, but I won’t be able to pick you up! I’ve got some familly stuff going on here and if I’m lucky, I’m going to be late for dinner. I may call you an uber, how about that?” 6:17 pm

“shit” you mumbled, and continued “i was really excited for the first meeting people inside a car idea”

you start typing.

“oh it’s alright dave dw about it! i hope you’re okay!” 6:20 pm

“poor dave” you say out loud, talking to yourself genuinely worried about the guy. you know damn well how it is when you have issues with your family, especially your dad. you were often arguing with him, because- whatever, you don’t even want to think about it.

you sit there for a minute or more thinking about what you’re going to do now. you’r really not in the mood for driving, and you have this paranoia that if you drive when you don’t want to you’ll get in a car accident.

“i guess imma go call an uber or something.”

“hell no, did i really uninstall uber? when did i do that?” you ask yourself, in a frustration tone. you open the app store quickly and when you’re about to look for the app you get a message.

“Howdy 👋” 6:22 pm

an unknown contact.

“howdy? who says that?” you think, giggling to yourself.

you start typing a response, once again

“hello, who is that?” 6:22 pm

“Tom Cruise, babe!!!” 6:23 pm

you think to yourself for a second. of course that’s not tom cruise, but you decide to joke along

“omg tom cruise i love you so much can you give me an autograph?” 6:23 pm

“No” 6:23 pm

“why? ☹️” 6:24 pm

“Because I’m not Tom cruise.” 6:24 pm

“i had no clue” 6:24 pm

“seriously now, who is it?” 6:24 pm

“It’s Skeet, y/n” 6:25 pm

oh.

that makes a LOT of sense - skeet would definitely say “howdy”

you scratch your throat before sending another message. you laugh at yourself, it’s not like you were going to talk with your voice.

“oh hi skeet! what’s up?” 6:25 pm

“Just checking up on you. Dave told me you need a car ride, is that so? 🤨” 6:26 pm

oh if you didn’t like dave before, you definitely do now.

“yeah, actually i do need one!” 6:27 pm

“I don’t care 😂” 6:27 pm

“sir, you’re 53, stop acting sassy” 6:27 pm

“Haha, funny! I can pick you up, just send me the address.” 6:28 pm

“what if you’re going to kidnap me?” 6:28 pm

“You’re annoying. I wouldn’t kidnap you.” 6:28 pm

“ok mr. cool” 6:29 pm

you send him your address, exchange a few more messages and then wait for him.

you make your way to your room again. you’re bored and he’s probably going to take a while, so you decide to open youtube and watch any video you find.

“is youtube watching me?” you say, realizing that the first video that shows when you open the youtube app is called “Skeet Ulrich ‘Scream’ 12/6/98 - Bobbie Wygant Archive”.

you click on it, out of pure curiosity about the content. skeet ulrich’s new name is content.

“this man was always fine, it’s so unfair for the other guys” you say out loud as you watch the video.

when he laughs with his beautiful smile, you fold.

you stop your movements quickly, telling yourself “no. he’s 53, y/n, stop. that’s embarrassing”

you keep watching the video for a few more minutes, until you hear car noises.

you hear a honk sound followed by a “y/n, i’m here!”

you turn off your cellphone and check yourself in the mirror for a few moments one last time. you’re wearing a basic agua green tube dress. it was not short, but not too long too. it was right in point.

you grab your purse, getting out of your house to see skeet leaning on his car, waiting for you with a smile on his face.

“hey tom cruise” you greet him jokingly, walking to the car

“hello, fan! i can give you an autograph now”

“maybe later” you say as you stop to stand in front of his car and he opens the door for you. “such a gentleman” you say sarcastically as he closes and walks to get in the driver seat.

“you look amazing, y/n” skeet says, putting on his seat belt, with his eyes not leaving off of you.

“thanks tom. you look really good too” you say, putting on your seat belt too. “nice car”

“you like it, kid?” this nickname.

“yeah. it’s minimalistic, i like it”

“i can let you drive it some day.”

“really?”

“no” he says, laughing at his own response.

but you roll your eyes at his response.

you and skeet keep talking and singing to music until you get to the restaurant. it’s not a cheap place, but not expensive too - it’s perfect for hanging out

skeet waits for you get out of the car then he does too. he walks up to you and intertwines his arms with yours. you step in the place and you’re already listen to some pop music. you love food places with music going on, it’s so much more fun.

“have you met them before?” you ask skeet

“yes. they’re right there” he points to a table with 6 people, laughing between them.

you both walk up to the table, arms still intertwined. you let go and greet them

“hi, i’m y/n” you say, as you greet all of them individually with a handshake.

“hey how you doing man?” you hear skeet greeting one of them, just after you do too.

when you greet melissa, she starts

“i’m melissa!” she tells you, as if you’re not a big fan of hers already. “this is mason, this is jenna, this is jasmin, this is steve, this is james, this is caroline, this is madison, and this is michael.” she says, pointing to everyone as she speaks.

“sorry, can you say that again?” skeet asks melissa ironically, tilting his head.

everyone laughs.

“so… are you guys a couple?” jasmin asks you and skeet out of nowhere

“actually, we met yesterday” you answer her

“and you already giving her rides?” jasmin asks skeet, eyeing him now

jenna slaps the girl’s arm not too hard and you can hear a little “ow” leave her mouth.

“dave!” steve shouts when

“hey guys, i’m sorry i’m late” he says, walking up to the table’s direction.

he gives you a handshake “y/n, right?” he asks “mhm! and you’re dave”

“that’s right. and skeet!” he greets him with a handshake aswell. “it’s nice to see you both in person for the first time”

“is it better at home now?” you ask him, quietly

“it is. let me tell you what happened”

the night goes on.

—

everything about this night was amazing: the food, the topics and how you guys literally talked about everything, the laughters, the music, and how everyone was so energetic and excited.

you’d love to hang out with them more often. but it’s past 10:30 pm and you’re a little… drunk. and when you drunk, the effects on you are different and you have no idea why.

first you get really sleepy and wants to sleep everywhere. and then, the alcohol actually hits you. you start saying what you shouldn’t say, confessing what you don’t wanna confess and it goes on.

“hey, y/n. let’s go home. wake up!”

“oo someone’s worried with their girl here” jasmin teases and everyone looks.

“c’mon, y/n.”

“that’s not going to work, mate. you gotta carry her” madison stated.

“hmm look who’s going to-”

“don’t even.” skeet cuts jasmin off before she teases him again, making everyone laugh, in a drunk way. he feels guilty of people thinking you’re with him because he’s so much older, but that doesn’t stop him from taking care of you right now.

[rubendiasthoughts]

Okay, literally one person said to post it today, and maybe like 3 people liked the post of me asking, but that's all the convincing I need, apparently 😂 It's yours 💙

Ruben Dias as a boyfriend part five - headcanon:

- Can you imagine what it would be like to watch Ruben while he's working out??! He would be wearing shorts and a tank top, or even better he would be shirtless 🤭 Sweat dripping off of him, you would just be sitting there, watching his every move. I feel like he would tease you about it - maybe he would say something along the lines of "you're drooling baby" and a smirk would appear on his face as he sees your cheeks turning red. And maybe if you are not there, he would sometimes send you little videos of him working out, similar to those he posts sometimes. He would probably say "getting stronger for you". And you would be like "well you don't have to do that for me", and then he would say " I do, cause I want to always be able to protect you".

- When you two go shopping, he always gets inside the dressing room with you, sits on the little seats that they usually have in there and he watches you try on the things you picked out, giving you his opinion on them.

- You two would probably have matching bracelets or something like that. He got them with his friends, so he definitely wants to have something like that with you.

-If you ever accidentally hurt yourself, maybe get a little cut on your finger while cooking or bump into something and get a bruise or something like that, Ruben would say "you gotta be careful, don't want my girl getting hurt" and then he would kiss it better. If it was a cut he would for sure put a bandage on for you.

- He would definitely be the kind of boyfriend to kill spiders for you and he wouldn't be annoyed that you ask him to every time you see one. After he's done he would say "don't worry angel, I took care of it".

-I feel like he is the type to give you soft, little touches every time he passes by you. Like when you are chilling on the couch and he walks in, he leans in to give you a forhead kiss, he would playfully slap your ass when he walks by you while you are washing dishes or he would gently stroke your hair and put a lost strand of it behind your ear when he walks in and you are sitting at the table.

-When he wakes up and you are still asleep he would sometimes wrap his arms around you from behind and place a kiss on your shoulder before getting out of bed and getting ready to start his day.

- When he is away he would always try to call you before you go to bed, just to wish you sweet dreams and hear your voice. Sometimes that would get complicated because of times zones and stuff, but he would always try his best. When he is not able to call he would sent you a text though, just saying something like "wish you were here" or maybe "dream of me, sweet girl". And during the day, he would sent you little texts too, when he gets a chance. He would remind you to take good care of yourself and just check on you - asking things like " Have you eaten today? " or maybe "Slept well? " or maybe just "is my girl ok? ".

-You know the little juices he makes for himself. The good girlfriend you are, you would sometimes make them for him in the morning, he would thank you with a kiss on your cheek when you are handing it to him.

-When you are out with your friends, maybe having a girls night or something he would tell you not to call an Uber to drive you home but instead just call him and he'd come and pick you up. Because he wants to make sure you get home safe. He wouldn't even mind if it was late and he had to be up early - your safety is his priority.

-If you had a car, he would definitely check your tire pressure for you, he would take your car to the mechanics for you and all that other stuff that you need to do with your car (sorry I'm literally the worst driver and know nothing about cars, don't know why they gave me a driver's license).

-When you are out, maybe at a club or something, and there is no place left for you to sit he would pat his lap for you to sit on it. Maybe it's just me but this screams soft dom to me!! It's literally like a combination of a dominant and a golden retriever boyfriend - and that's so Ruben!!!

-Okay but can you imagine the sounds that would leave this man's mouth when you are sucking him off?? Just imagine him sitting on the couch, his head thrown back, you sitting on your knees in front of him. He would put his hand on the top of your head, pushing you down on his length from time to time. That man would be letting out the hottest groans. He would say stuff like "That's a good girl. Fuck, take me deeper baby". And when he looks down at you he would say " Look so pretty with my cock in your mouth, such a slut for me". I feel like he would love to cum on your face, seeing you covered in his cum would be so hot to him, he would probably call you his messy girl as he helps you clean up too.

You can share your thoughts on this with me if you would like to ❤

[officialfics]

Heyyy , can you do a fic where gavi meets the reader through mutual friends and then happens an instant connection between them and they become really close friends and then when the friend group goes for a vacation together gavi confesses his love for the reader also (they all intentionally share bedrooms together excluding gavi and reader so they could share a room) Sorry for being TOO detailed😭😭💓

Yes!! Sorry this took so long, midterms. also please I love how detailed this is, it gives me more to work with.💓☁️

warning: sweet stuff, long fic, none ⚠️

words: 1,6k +

You were at a club with all your friends. it was one of your friends birthday so, the whole friend group went out to celebrate. You had all been out shopping for dresses leading up to the date. All of you had chosen different designs of black dresses. Yours was a slim fit that had a slit on the left leg.

With long arms that flared at your hands. You had also bought a glitter spray; it made the dresses shine at the club. You were all getting hammered tonight there was no doubt about it, so you had to walk to the club and probably take an uber back.

At the club the vibe was immaculate, indicating that it was going to be a good night. The colored lights throughout the whole club set the mood. The music rhythm and vibrations everything was on point. People and drinks were everywhere, everyone taking shots after shots. Your friends made you dance, and you didn't complain, everyone was on the dance floor at this point, letting the music take control over your bodies, after a while you all found a table that was large enough to host the whole friend group. The music was loud, so when some of your friends came up to you from the dance floor, it was hard to make up the words they were saying. Eventually you caught on, they had found the guys they usually hangout with at parties. They wanted to all hang together.

So of course, you went with. They all introduced you to the guys, when one caught your eye, Gavi was his name. his eyes were met with yours and you walked over. He was holding eye contact with constantly, which had you melting. There were butterflies in your stomach. God could he be anymore breathtaking, you thought.

He was cracking jokes all night. Touching you constantly, whispering in your ear because the music was too loud. Giving you goosebumps as his breath was so close to your ear. Leaning in when you had something to say, you could smell his cologne. It was like a drug; you couldn't get enough of him.

His POV

She's flawless, he thought. As soon as she went up to the group, she caught his eye. She had the best personality of people he had ever met. He was trying to seduce her the whole night, there was no way he was going back home tonight without making her fall for him. He didn't have an ideal type, never looking for something serious, now he was. This girl was the girl of his dreams. The way she presented herself and those siren eyes that didn't break eye contact.

He made sure to do everything possible to make her fold.

The two of them had an immediate connection, there was no going back now, they both found a charm in each other that made them fall instantly.

A couple of the girls were so hammered they thought it was time to head home. You of Course wanted to help, since you weren't as drunk. You got the girls an uber and headed home. Tonight, was for sure a sleepless night, so why not make it a selfcare night.

But Gavi was the only thing on your mind, you liked him he was a nice guy and you hoped that you had made a good first impression.You made yourself a green smoothie to sober up a bit, put on your favorite pajamas and tv show and laid in bed. Till you saw that the apartment needed a little tidy up. You went to get the jacket of the floor from the hallway of your apartment to hang it up in the closet, when something fell out of the pocket.

It was a paper note, with a number on it, you knew exactly who's it was. It was from Gavi, sneaky guy. You were happy, now you two could keep in touch. After you tidied up your flat. you got in bed again and was so eager to text him.

Let's just say you two hit it off, he wasted no time in replying to you that night. Now it has been a couple of weeks, Gavi had asked you to hang out on multiple occasions. You two had gotten extremely close, as friends. that's what you thought though. He hadn't asked you out, but you knew he liked you; his eyes told you everything there was to know. You did not mind, you respected that maybe he wanted to prioritise his carrier, even though deep down you wanted more. Or perhaps he wanted to take things slow. Whatever it was, you couldn't be bothered, his company was something special to you, including the movie nights, dinner nights, deep talks and the silence you two could maintain on the low days. You knew that he would have to surrender at some point. And you weren't going to let anything come between this relationship with him. He was your soulmate, and you would wait for him, for as long as it takes.

Little did you know it would happen in the next couple of days...

Gavi had invited the whole friend group over for a pizza and movie night. The group would exchange turns on hosting the pizza night once every month, and tonight was Gavi's turn.

You arrived first to help him out, but he didn't let you yet made you a coffee had you rest on the couch.

People started arriving shortly after, taking seats, pizza was served, and the movie was turned on. Till your B/f/n started talking about a trip to Italy. How all of you had saved up for a trip a while back to have some fun after all the exams were over. Everybody was into the idea and eventually you all bought the tickets. It was a couple of hours later they all headed home leaving you and Gavi at the apartment. You helped him clean up, and he wanted you to stay the night, but you wanted to head home to start packing since the trip was only in a few days. you could feel the adrenaline rushing through your body, you needed an escape from all the schoolwork during the year. Everyone felt the same. Gavi the most though, it was off season for him, so he was able to have some time to spend with his friends and family.

At the airport you all boarded the flight and got into your seats. Now this is where you stared to get suspicious of the incidents that were happening. You and Gavi were seated next to each other. Later the group was giving you looks and whistles every time you and Gavi talked to each other in the slightest. Even the hotel rooms. You had asked your friends how the rooms would be shared, and they all apologized and said they had all already paired up and you and Gavi were the only ones left, meaning you had to share rooms. Now what was going on, you thought.

Walking into the room a problem waiting for you to arrive, there was only one bed.

"Gavi" you said in anticipation

"I know" he spoke immediately knowing what you were thinking.

"Their getting out of control, I will sleep on the floor you take the bed" he demands.

But you weren't going to let that happen, he was shy, but obviously wanted you to be comfortable.

He made you feel safe and sleeping next to him would be more of a pleasure.

•••

It had been three days since you had arrived in Italy and things were going well, this morning you all had breakfast and wanted to head to the beach.

Gavi had been acting weird every time you made eye contact with him, he would make it longer and it made you feel some kind of way, everything happened so fast the next couple of hours.

Chilling at the beach on the sand, the sun hitting your eyes making you squint. Gavi came and asked if you wanted to go in the water with him. The wet sand was beneath your feet felt nice. You were about to start a conversation with Gavi when he shocked you, or did he?

"Y/N I like you" he spills his feeling out of the blue. Well for him, you didn't react. Only smiling at him the sight of the sun shining on your face making you look more beautiful than ever in his eyes.

"Took you long enough, you idiot" you giggled at his flabbergasted face.

"Was I that obvious?" his asked desperate for your answer.

"Gavi, I have liked you ever since that night at the bar, I was just waiting for you to be sure, I will always wait for you I want you to know that, and I want to be yours". You were about to ramble some more. When he steps closer and gently cubs your face with both of his hands and kisses you the most passionate kiss ever. You hummed into his lips, and he took it as a hint to hold you closer and kiss you deeper.

Whistles coming from your group of friends, shouting “finally”. "What kind of slow burn romance were you two on, because damn that took you long" they state indicating they all knew about your feeling for one another.

Walking up to them and seeing Gavi head to the boys as you scanned his face. The smile lines around his eyes and the look of accomplishment he had on his face, made you fall even harder, you loved this boy.

𝐖/𝐍: I’m sorry if this is bad;( I tried my best. Please reblog and give me your thoughts❤️

[cherryc1nnam0n]

Thank you for calling...

Chapter 5: "Please help..."

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Chapter summary: When you come back Wednesday to work you didn't expect the chaos that awaited for you

Cw: Angst, crying, Eddie is depressed, more technical terms, screaming, people being assholes

You woke up early the next day, dressing up with whatever you found and going to work, when you got there your co workers were waiting for you

"Did someone die?"

"Almost..." Luke said

"Your customer called all day yesterday, he seems to have issues"

"Oh shit"

You waited until it was 7 am, clocked in and got ready, waiting for him to call again, your heart was a knot, was he okay? Is he okay? Was he robbed? Did something bad happen?

All your doubts were answered at 7:08 am

Edward Munson High Risk Authenticated

"Good morning and thank you for calling National Bank, my name is Y/n, who do I have the pleasure of assisting today?"

You heard nothing, then a sniffle? Is he crying?

"Hello?"

"Eddie? Are you okay?" You broke character when you heard his broken voice

"S-sweetheart" he said

Your eyes watered, you never heard him like this, he must be so sad

"W-what can I help you with?" Your voice trembled

"Y/n I-" he sobbed "I got robbed, someone emptied my account, I had 450 dollars saved for food and stuff and they're gone!"

You went into his account and saw it all

-356.90 Apple.com

-5.46 Amazon.com

-222.87 Uber

Available Balance -585.23

"Oh gosh, Eddie it's okay we'll fix this okay?"

"How will you fix this?! I was robbed! I don't use Apple, I don't even have an iPhone! I never buy shit from the internet and I have my own van so I don't use Uber! Y/n I'm fucked! I'm so fucked!"

"Eddie it's okay let's calm down and breathe okay? Breathe with me, inhale and exhale"

He did as you told him to and calmed down a little, he was still crying but now he wasn't yelling anymore

"I'm sorry for screaming at you" he said sobbing "But I really needed that money"

"I know Eddie, trust me I understand you, so I'm gonna help you okay? Now I need to contact disputes so they can file a claim on this, and your money will be back okay?"

"Really?" He had hope in his voice

"Yes, really"

"Thank you"

"You're welcome, nos stay on the line for me, I'll be right back"

You placed him on hold and called disputes

"Good morning and thank you for calling National Bank, my name is Michelle, how can I help you?"

"Hi this is Y/n from Hawkins"

"Oh hi Y/n, how are you?"

"I'm fine, you?"

"I'm doing great, what is your employee number?"

"It's xxxxxx"

"Last name?"

Y/l/n"

"Supervisor please"

"Joseph Quentin"

"Thank you, and how can I help?"

"My customer has transactions he doesn't recognize"

"I'll be more than glad to help, what's his social?"

"xxxxxxxxx, his name is Edward Munson, likes to be called Eddie only"

"Great, thanks, one moment"

You heard her typing on her computer and then she spoke again

"Which ones are they?"

"Apple, Amazon and Uber"

"I see them, you can put him through I'll be more than happy to help"

"Thanks"

You put all of you in conference and you heard him son again

"Hey Eddie, thanks for waiting in the line, I'm here with Michelle she'll take over the call and give you further assistance, thank you for being a valued-"

"Wait you're leaving?"

"Yes I'm sorry but she has to do her job and so do I-"

"Please don't go Y/n I can't-"

"Alright I'll take it from here, thank you Y/n you can leave now"

You huffed quietly

"Goodbye Eddie"

"No, no-"

You hung up the call leaving them alone, you couldn't stay on that call even if he begged you to, it's the rules

You sat back, placed yourself on After Call Work and cried a little

"Hey, hey, hey what's wrong?" Randall, one of the floor support people came to you "Are you okay?"

You shook your head "N-no..."

"Come on, let's go"

He logged you off and took you out to talk

Let's just say the day sucked...

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A/n: I couldn't help myself so yes more angst! Eddie will be okay don't worry! Thanks for all the love <3

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[chrrywon]

BY MY SIDE 💌 yeonjun x gn!reader

desc. blind dates were nothing new to you and most certainly not the types of people you've encountered on said dates. when one of your friends set you up on a blind date for valentines, you were hopeful for a good outcome. while you didn't get what you were hoping for from your date, yeonjun swoops in to save the day.

(alt: ur blind date is awful but thankfully yeonjun's in love with u.)

includes. fluff, yeonjun is lowkey jealous but not in a toxic way, soft jun <3, y/n's a little oblivious tbh, poor grammar LOL

warnings. mentions of food, like one cuss word

word count. 1.6k

a/n. yes, valentines day was yesterday, yes i am still gonna post valentines content. i honestly could not choose a concept to write for yeonjun at ALL but i was listening to this song and the words just poured out of me. likes, reblogs and comments are appreciated~ hope u enjoy :D

You didn't know why you agreed to go on this blind date, but what you do know is that you regret it. This was the nth time your date bragged about his multitude of achievements as if it would make you fall for him.

Faking reactions drained you, especially since his stories weren't relatable in the slightest; he was just another rich and obnoxious person. The date was going terribly, to say the least, but you're getting free food out of it so a little acting didn't hurt.

The waitress assigned to your table arrived with the food trolley and you gawk at how delicious the food looked. Surprisingly it had only taken around 30 minutes for your food to arrive. This was impressive considering how booked the restaurant was.

Quick service, you thought to yourself.

"These people take forever to bring food," your date scoffs once the waitress was out of earshot. 

You raise your brow before twirling your pasta with a fork. The restaurant was no fast food place so a wait time should've been expected. You rightfully assumed he was used to getting everything served as soon as he asked for it.

"I thought it was pretty quick," you shrug. "Not many places are as fast as this."

He sneered slightly as he poked at his steak. "I guess."

The rest of the date was silent as you two ate your food, lost in your thoughts. You were glad for the quiet but judging the look on your date's face, he was pissed about something. Fortunately for you, your food was too good to mind his shift in behavior.

Once you finished eating, the waitress came back to clean up the dishes and handed the bill to your date. He fished out a black card from his pocket with a smug look before placing it into the check presenter.

Cocky bastard, you rolled your eyes internally.

Once he got his card back, you gather your stuff and make your way out of the booth with your date following right behind. He was a very good-looking guy, so it was a shame how terrible his personality was.

"I had fun," he said as he slips his arms into his navy blue blazer. "We should do this again some time."

Your stomach twisted in guilt. Rejecting people was not your thing, so the thought of it made your heart heavy. But it's better to save yourself time than to put up with another date like this one.

"I'm sorry, but I'm just not feeling it," you slightly grimaced as soon as the words left your mouth. The smile on his face immediately dropped and he scoffed loudly. He placed his hands in his pants pockets with an offended expression.

"Fine, whatever. Good luck getting a ride home," he stormed off. 

You let out the breath you've been holding and a wave of relief washes over you. Surprisingly, you felt thankful since his reaction could've been way worse. However, the sudden realization that you've just been deserted hit you. You fished out your phone in hopes of getting an Uber until you saw the messages you had missed.

Beomgyu

Yeonjun's been scolding Soobin for setting you up on that date LOL

Don't listen to him, have a great time!

(Sent - 9:43)

Yeonjun

Ur date looks like a douchebag

Have fun though

(Sent - 9:55)

You chuckle lightly before hitting the call button next to Beomgyu's name. The line rang for a short while before a loud voice made you move your phone from your ear in surprise.

"____!" You heard Beomgyu clasp his hands from the other side. "Did it go well?"

"It could've been better," you sighed. "He left me here cause I rejected him. Don't tell Yeonjun, but he was a total snob."

There was a pause. You check to see if the line disconnected but were only greeted by the call screen on your phone. "Hello?" You spoke to make sure he was still there.

"You rejected him?" A curious voice asked and you instantly recognized it as Yeonjun's. You could practically hear the smug smile on his face. He was the only one not rooting for your date to go well, so you knew was feeling cocky about it. His intuition was usually right, but you were desperate to prove him wrong.

"Hi Yeonjun," you mocked his voice. "I already know what you're gonna say. And you were right," you sighed in defeat. The gloating was unavoidable as he's known to never let it go whenever he's right.

"I told you! Guys like him are no good. Just rich assholes who think they can get their way every time."

You snort before nodding your head in agreement even though he couldn't see you. "Yeah, yeah, whatever. But I need a ride. Can you come get me?"

There was another pause and you tapped your shoes on the pavement waiting for a response.

"Send the address. I'll be there as fast as I can."

-

After about 20 minutes, you look out the window and spot the familiar black Genesis sedan slowing down to a stop next to the sidewalk. A smile forms on your face as soon as you step foot outside the restaurant. The window rolls down and Yeonjun peeks his head from the driver's side.

"Uber for ____?" Though his voice was serious, you could see the ghost of a mischievous smile on his lips. You chuckle lightly before opening the car door.

"Yes, that is I," you go along with his joke. As soon as you sat down your nostrils were filled with the scent of the woody sage smell that always radiated off of Yeonjun. He tapped his index on the wheel to the rhythm of the RnB song playing through his speaker. From the corner of your eye, you could see how he attentively watched you put on your seatbelt with a slight smile on his lips.

"So about your date," he turned his attention to the front and began driving once he heard the click of the seatbelt. A snicker escapes his mouth at the immediate groan that left your mouth. He intended to annoy you and you knew that too.

You roll your eyes. "This was the worst yet. He didn't even try to be subtle about it. Like I was so close to falling asleep when he was explaining how much he earns."

Yeonjun laughed at your complaining. He sat and listened to you rant for a bit until you were tired recalling your experience. 

He smiles fondly at you and hummed in thought for a second. "The night's still young. Wanna go for a drive around the city?"

"After the night I've had, I would love that," you sighed as you let your head lie comfortably on the headrest.

After years of knowing Yeonjun, you've never once felt uncomfortable whenever he was around. Looking back at it now, he would always be by your side after any inconvenience, minor or not. Though you knew he was caring for everyone, it still brought you peace of mind.

He turned the volume up and let the music fill the silence that took over. You quietly sang along to songs you recognized and moved your head to the groove of ones you didn't. The last thing you remember is Yeonjun telling you to get a quick nap, to which you protested.

-

When the car came to a stop, you stir awake. It didn't take long for you to realize that somewhere along the ride, you had fallen asleep. Yeonjun lightly tapped your arm, not aware that you had woken up. You wipe at your mouth where the feeling of drool started to become noticeable and look at him.

"____," he spoke softly. "We're here."

He exited the car first and made his way to your side to open your door. You smile lightly at him, still feeling the effects of your nap.

The park was glowing with lamps decorated with fairy lights connecting each parallel. It wasn't surprising that the place would be practically empty considering how late into the night it was. There were a few people around, but not enough to disturb the peaceful air.

"The view here is really pretty at this time of night," Yeonjun explained as you followed him to whichever area he was going. "After this, I'll drop you home and call it a night. You must be tired."

You nodded your head in agreement and sat next to him at the end of the walkway. The bench was facing the horizon and you could see all the building lights of Seoul. You gasp in awe at the scenery, unaware a place like this existed. 

"I can see the company building from here!" You point out the familiar building. "You were right, it is pretty here."

You heard Yeonjun chuckle and turn to look at him. It was only then you notice how effortlessly attractive he looked with his sweatshirt and jeans. You watch as his piercings sway lightly when he turned to pick up something from his side.

"Here."

He handed you a small gift bag and you furrow your brows at him. A stifled laugh erupted from him at your expression. He used his head to signal for you to take it, which you did. "Happy Valentines, ____."

Your skeptical eyes turned into shock when you saw the words Swarovski on a jewelry box. You immediately shook your head in disbelief, nearly shoving the gift bag back into Yeonjun's hands. He was quick to hold your wrist to prevent you from handing it back to him.

"Yeonjun, are you serious?" 

"Just open it," he urged you. You pout slightly before hesitantly opening the box. Inside was an infinity bracelet that you instantly recognize as the one you've been eyeing for weeks. Last time you checked, the bracelet was well over a hundred dollars. 

"If your date had gone well today, I probably would've returned it." Yeonjun laughed wryly. "So take this as a confession."

"You don't have to give me an answer right now. Hell, you don't even have to accept the bracelet right now. I just hope that you'll be able to stay by my side for a long while, if not forever. Just know I'll always be there for you, whether as a friend or a lover."

[contentment-of-cats]

House stuff.

When I was doing my chemo, radiation, and surgery the housework really suffered. I didn't have the energy, and at several points it would have been dangerous to have someone to come in and do it. When your treatment is whacking your immune system, and you get sick, it's always more serious. I'm doing a lot better, but it has its ups and downs. My kitchen and bathroom are finally cleaned to my satisfaction, and I am going to take a crack at cleaning the rugs today.

I've been concentrating on the big Out - getting rid of stuff that I don't want to die with in my house. Yes, I am still in remission, but remission is fragile. I want to have things neat and tidy, and good to go in case I need to go back into treatment. I'm not being a pessimist, I'm being a realist. I understand the power of positive thinking, but I also understand that if 20 people were in a room together, and had the type and stage of cancer that I was diagnosed with, only three of us would survive. It's a point I have to make over and over to some people, and I can't even tell you how tired I am of making it.

Sorry, I needed a little rant.

Yesterday was a lot of errands. I had to go pick up my meds for the month, go to the bank, stop at FedEx Office, and then run at Ace Hardware. It was a very long and tiring run, but my Uber driver was super cool. He even went into the hardware store with me.

My building is going back to covid protocols, we have had a lot of sickness in the complex. And I had covid back at the beginning of July. Apparently, there is a new strain to be concerned about. It was the same at the hospital with people being met at the elevators with masks and hand sanitizer. I did find the wrench that I needed, and the part to fix my sink. Our building super is currently hospitalized, and they are trying as much as possible to avoid spreading anything further through the tenants.

Even though my white count is better, it is still in the lowest range of normal. I'm really not up for the risk.

Otherwise, I did order a new steam mop after my old one died, and I really have to say that Bissell makes one hell of a product. Most cleaners just put layer after layer of crap on your floor. That's why when you've been in a place for a while your floors are sticky. I have always used a steam mop ever since they came out. I think this is the best one I've ever had.

I am strong enough now to lift a 4 gallon stock pot, and can easily empty the dehumidifiers. I can do the stairs three times per day, but it's very tiring. Tai chi and resistance bands do help. The lymphedema in my right leg comes and goes, and seems to respond to some kind of inflammation going on. Friday and Saturday were very painful for me, and I had two huge patches of psoriasis. 🐝🐝 Turned me on to using zinc oxide powder, and it makes one hell of a difference in a very short time. I applied it to my hands and the swelling is down a lot today. I think I will mix it into a scalp mask and let it sit while I have my Sunday bubble bath.

[frickinsleepdeprived]

This one's gonna be a bit outta left field - smash or pass with the Hashira + Demons (excluding the minors) and why XD only do this if you're comfortable!! No pressure!!

LMAO I am so comfortable with this weirdly enough let's fuckin gooooooooo-

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Rengoku: Everyone's favorite hashira.... of course I'd smash LMAO. I just think that he's just uber attractive for absolutely no reason, the pretty hashira if you will. But of course that's not the only reason why I'd smash, I mean look at the guy. He's got a heart of gold, always looking out for his little brother and even his dad (although canonically he is a scum of the earth) not to mention we're close in age. Regardless though, 10/10 would absolutely smash.

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Sanemi: This one's a little hard to define for myself, I guess it'd depend on the situation but ultimately I'd say its 50/50. He seems a little rough in personality, which isn't a bad thing at all but man if that translates into sex I think I'm okay with not smashing unless I'm genuinely in the mood 😅

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Gyomei: He's too wholesome and too giving, despite the fact that he's blind. And yes while I find the man attractive in both physical regards and personality, I'm gonna have to pass. I couldn't bring myself to I'm sorryyyyyyy

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Obanai: okay, he hates women, definitely likes Mitsuri more than any other girl, and just overall hates people. I can definitely say that we're both alike in those regards. Not to mention he's also rather attractive AND CLOSE TO MY AGE- I would smash, definitely would. We've got too much in common for me to not want to lol

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Shinobu: No, absolutely would pass. I'm not saying that smashing a girl is a bad thing at all bc homophobia isn't my thing. But man she's just... I can't justify it other than she's just out of my league man I would never have a chance 😭

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Mitsuri: we're close in age, not to mention she's one hell of a girl all in looks, personality, and on the battlefield. But at the same time her relationship trauma and marriage interview trauma would probably hold her back and I don't want to make the poor girl uncomfortable. Mitsuri, love ya, but I'm gonna have to pass for your sake

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Giyuu: I meeeeeeaaaaaaannnnnn 👀👀👀👀 LMAO I'M SORRY BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN????? 1000% would SMASH. Okay okay, he's been through a lot of loss and is rather antisocial, fine by me I'm kinda the same way. But at the same time I feel like if there was an establishment of a connection, I'd definitely go for it. But overall, yes, I'd smash lol

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Tengen: I would absolutely smash, but not for the reasons you'd think. This is a guy I'd actually feel safe having sex with. The way he cares for his wives I'm sure he'd give to anyone he has a one night stand or committed relationship with. Like yes, the flashiness and riches are a major plus, like yes please spoil me rotten, but do it with the care that you show me. And he'd do exactly that, so yes, I'd no doubt SMASH-

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Yoriichi: Smash. One hundred percent. I don't know why but his calm demeanor is just so ATTRACTIVE WTF- also he seems like the type to be a closeted freak IM SORRY BUT IT HAD TO BE SAID- But all that aside the answer is yes I'd smash 😅

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Kokushibo: um???? Is that a question????? 100% would SMASH despite how rough it might be, and this is only because HAVE YOU SEEN THE PHYSIQUE ON THAT DEMON LIKE HOLY FUCK YES P L E A S E-

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Akaza: I would but at the same time I wouldn't? Idk how I really feel about a happy-go-lucky demon all up in my stuff BUT I feel like if that were to translate into sex he'd probably be a pretty passionate partner. So yes, my decision is final, 50/50 on this one.

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Douma: I mean I would smash, but definitely not that often. He seems like he'd be a pretty passionate lover, much like Akaza, but ik mans could snap me in half like a stick with a smile on his face (as any other demon would). But I'd still smash lol

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Muzan: Michael Jackson who?? LMAO okay okay but in all seriousness I would smash, but this is STRICTLY if I was a demon. And only because this is the king of demons we're talking about and honestly, would I really be able to handle all of that as a human? But then again humans aren't immune to desire and I'd probably still smash if I were human lol. So yes, the answer is that I'd definitely smash.

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I have never been so open and honest on the internet ever LMAO but I hope you guys enjoyed this! Let me know what you want to see next!

[jar-of-ectoplasm]

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nsfw account is @jar-of-something-else

Writing I'll Be Posting:

no more actual stories :( sorry guys but I never have the proper time to really make longer stuff like that good

pretty much only headcanons from now on! no more matchups unfortunately :/

requests are still highly appreciated and i'll always take the time to read them over, but I may not write every single one I receive like I used to

this one is very very new, but in honor of me being officially 17 and a half, i'll be open to receiving and writing some more nsfw type of things*

**please note that I will not write full-on smut as of yet, and if you are under the age of 16 please don't interact with those types of posts, I do still want my blog to be somewhere younger fic readers can chill out but don't be weird!

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Fandoms (my interests change a lot so i'll be writing one more than the others quite often):

TF2

Horror Movies! (mainly Texas Chainsaw (OG series not the hewitt family spin off) The Lost Boys, Scream [all 6], House of Wax, Behind the Mask, The Thing and many others! just send an ask in about possible movies/characters!

BATMAN!!!!! Mostly the rogues gallery, I'm not super into the comics so don't expect canon accurate stuff outside of the movies and animated series

XMEN AS WELL!! I've only seen a handful of the movies recently and a couple episodes of the animated series (i don't have much time for watching television) so not everything will be canon compliant

and of course, JJBA! I have not finished part 5 all the way and obviously have not gotten to part 6 yet, but I will still write for La Squadra and characters in parts 1-4

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i will reiterate for the new people here; i will not tolerate any incestuous, pedophilic, homophobic, transphobic, racist, or otherwise bigoted requests.

I will also not write sexual assault/harassment or abuse of any kind, nor will I write about suicide or self harm. many of these topics are very sensitive to me and writing is something that is supposed to make me feel good so I want to distance my writing from that

Other Miscellaneous Things:

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because of my philosophy mentioned above, I hardly ever write about reader reactions and such. pretty much all of my writing is formatted in the second person and everything included in the headcanons are mainly about the subject of the request/story at hand

[avemstella]

I might edit the bios later, I went over them way too many times debating what to include etc and I just needed to post it or I never would lol. This was supposed to be simple, as u can tell I am not actually capable of such a task pfft

Oh yeah don't read this before chap 29

text typed out below (sorry meant to do this earlier)

Pierro the Jester #1 Cursed during the cataclysm for being Khaenri'ahian. Had ambitions to be a Sage (aka an elected politician) but was unable to achieve it for unknown reasons. Tutored Skirk at some point. In charge of the Harbs and recruited most personally. Colombina is his favorite and he is not afraid to show it. Pyro Delusion. Real name is Loge who is a Loki reference in the Wagner plays.

Capitano the Storm #2 Harbs resident Uber Driver. In charge of the Fatui Navy. Pyro Delusion that stings when he uses it, he likes the reminder. Before joining the Fatui he was from Fontaine and was part of their navy. So he's a bit of a stick in the mud for rules. However when his wife and young daughter died he became a total alcoholic drunk/suicidal. Weapon: Pistol. In his 50s

Pantalone the ??? #3 Money guy and unwilling Palace remodeler. Originally from Perežitok aka fake Siberia. Recruited covered in blood, Married to Signora to avoid gold diggers. They hate each other. Comes off emotionless and has a hard time feeling. But Scara claims under the surface he's filled with wrath. Hates Rich people

Colombina the ??? # 4 Makes the Delusions. Has uncontrollable fire powers, so has a Cryo Delusion. Gardens to calm down. Incredibly moody especially in the winter and has no filter. Burnt down the Palace and Dottore because she hates him. Not born in Snezhnaya. Names birds for dead people. B-day 4/4 because she doesn't know her real one, she doesn't understand time at all. Age Unknown, Loves pigeons.

Pulcinella the Rooster #5 Plans dude, in bureaucracy hell. Hydro Delusion though not a healer despite his desires. For some reason has a messy love life, Nika Volkov wants to marry him and is dating Sandy. Sort of adopts Childe at age 24, he joined the Fatui at age 14 himself by lying he was 16. Gets along well with Scara when Scara isn't self destructing. Grew up on a farm. Likes knives.

Scara the Balladeer #6 Only one whose backstory I mostly got right, so canon. Ignore the Dottore in said backstory lol, also he was created 400 years ago, woke up only 250 years ago. Electro Delusion that backfires on him constantly. Otherwise Catalyst healer. Likes kids so isn't the worst to Ajax, also views Bina as one too, is she one who knows? Dottore has promised to make him a god.

Dottore the Professor #7 Is not a clone, probably. Found in the Sumeru dessert under recommendation. Went to school with young Lisa. Currently 25ish. Causes problems for fun, especially for Scara. Was almost murdered by Bina for wanting to dissect her and other personal reasons. Hydro Delusion. Hand Constellation not Jesus[sidebar, what a line, without context is gibberish lol, I laughed writing this]. Travels about to avoid Bina. Involved in Crepus's death.

Signora the Fair Lady #8 Haven't really gotten into her job yet but its diplomacy/gnosis and some other spoilerly stuff. Cryo Delusion Catalyst canon. Not the Crimson Witch, maybe that will mean she'll live. Though is from Mondstadt and rich. Avoids family and married Pant. Currently has eyes, shame if something were to happen. Tbh she plays a much bigger role later in the fic so not too much to say here that's not a spoiler.

Sandrone the Strings #9 Human Resources, Adventurer's Guild, helps with graduation, takes on too much work because he's a zealot for the Tsaritsa. Also simps for Nella his bf. Born to Snezhnayan wealth and has known several harbs since he was young, not Nella though. Joined the Fatui at 18. Has messy feelings about Ajax and hates the Moth. Dendro Delusion Bow.

??? the Moth #10 The assassin and other under the table duties. Currently large betting pool for when Childe figures out her actual title, she is very dedicated to that bet. Mute and uses signs. Has a lot of snake imagery. Geo Delusion Bow. Has scars she hides. Also plays a larger role later so not much to say lol.

Skirk of the Abyss Did u think this was going to be Childe? he needs no introduction. Double Cursed Khaenri'ahian which allows her to not turn monstery, fights to protect the last city and her people. Was disowned from a high ranking family, used said family to steal the Imunlaukr King's sword before cataclysm. Terrible friends with Kaeya's parents.

Dantalion aka Tsaritsa and Hiyoko Volkov The Tsar is still grieving her dead spouse the last dendro god. She chooses the Harbs titles. Is a recluse after getting almost assassinated too many times. Hiyoko is one of the few to get her out of the Palace. Hiyoko is Kokomi's older cousin and probably killed her husband with her shiny new Cryo Vision. Wants her son Nika to marry Nella

[genderqueerdykes]

hey i got kicked out and i think I'm gonna be ok in terms of where I'm staying for the next week or so but i don't have access to a phone and i wont until i get back to my house (hopefully after this week) any idea what i should do

oh my goodness, i'm so sorry for not seeing this sooner, i hope you're doing okay so far

i am so sorry to hear that, i have been kicked out before and it's scary regardless of the reason. it depends on how old you are, and what kinds of resources you have nearby and what kind of situation you're in right now- even if you're staying with friends, you are able to access homeless resources in your area because sleeping on friends' couches is considered homelessness. you may want to contact a shelter in your area if you can. if you are a minor, sometimes there are shelters and homelessness programs specifically for youths, especially queer youth. Casa Q provides services like that in Albuquerque, for example

shelter, food, and a place to use the restroom are your priorities, so if you have those covered, you can work on getting the rest of your support network established. i understand if you're not able to get a job, however, finding a way to get some type of income will be crucial as it can be hard to couch surf for long. most folks aren't very patient when it comes to a friend or roommate that can't pay rent. not saying that to be mean, it's the truth unfortunately

try to figure out independent transportation if you do not have a car right now- see if there are busses, trains, metro stations, etc. near where you are and see if you are able to get around independently. Uber and Lyft are a options but they get pricy.

public libraries have free computers you can use as well as wifi, and often times have a lot of resources for local programs and centers in your area that might be able to help you. either way it's internet access and a way to charge your phone/devices if you need it.

if you are mentally ill, i suggest trying to look into getting a case/social worker if you don't have one, they can help you navigate the more overwhelming parts of life. those can be accessed through mental health services like therapy and medication management. if you do not have any form of insurance, check to see if medicaid is available where you are(if you're in the united states), and if not, look for other low income insurance, sometimes medical services can be very broad, and life saving.

try to not weigh yourself down by carrying around a bunch of stuff you don't truly need. it sucks to get rid of your stuff but weighing yourself down and having to pay a bunch to store and move a ton of possessions will work against you. figure out what the most important items are and stick to those for the time being. you can pay for a storage unit but if you don't have a car you'll have to pay for movers and these things can add up quick

if you are having a mental health crisis right now (which I would not blame you for), you have the option of attempting to stay at a crisis center or psychiatric hospital, which can give you 3+ days in a bed with prepared meals and medications. you can also gain access to resources in the community this way, as they have social workers.

transgender, queer & LGBTQ resource centers often have programs for homeless queer people and queer people struggling with housing, or at the very least can help direct you to some programs that might be able to help you figure out what to do

keep your friends and anyone else who is there for you up to date on what's happening and where you are, as well. keeping tabs with people is super important right now

if i can think of anything else, i'll let you know- i really hope you are doing okay. stay safe out there. it is very hard to navigate the world when your housing is unstable. hope you will be alright

[beastlybardou]

What’s your favourite horror movies but also I don’t necessarily like ghost stuff and old movies… recommend?

I AM SO SORRY I TOOK FOREVER TO ANSWER THIS

I started writing my answer and then put it in drafts and completely forgot to finish it :(

So! This was a bit of a tricky one cuz while I also don't like ghost horror, I do love old horror so most of my usual recommendations are from the 70s and 80s. But I do have some newer ones!

I am a gore hound and my movie recs usually reflect that, these aren't *too* bad in that department but just like, check Does The Dog Die or the IMDB parents guide before you watch.

1.) Creep (2014)

"When a videographer answers a Craigslist advertisement for a one-day job in a remote mountain town to video the last messages of a dying man, the job takes a strange turn when the last messages get darker and darker. The videographer continues to see the job through, but when it is time to leave he is unable to find his keys, and he receives a strange phone call that reveals his client is not at all what he initially seemed to be." - IMDB synopsis

This is one of my favorite newish horror movies. It is genuinely horrifically uncomfortable and creepy to watch, at least for me as someone that has been stalked before, and the early bits are realistic enough that we watched them in my college forensics class during the lesson on noticing red flags before you're in immediate danger.

2.) Hostel (2005)

"Three backpackers head to a Slovak city that promises to meet their hedonistic expectations, with no idea of the hell that awaits them." - IMDB synopsis

I think this movie is a lovely critique of American consumerist culture. But most people just think its torture porn. Watch it and see what you think lmao. It is definitely heavily gore soaked and the beginning parts of the movie are pretty boring unless you like watching college douchebags try to score, but it gets better.

3.) Spree (2020)

I'm not even gonna bother with the IMDB synopsis for this one cuz its so basic. Its about a guy that wants to be an influencer but is too socially awkward and obsessive to ever go viral so he decides he's gonna achieve his goal by livestreaming the murder of people that he picks up on his Uber route. Its hilarious please watch it. Very much a horror comedy, its basically American Psycho for gen z wanna be influencers. Which reminds me.

4.) American Psycho (2000)

"Patrick Bateman, a young and wealthy New York investment banker, hides his brutal alter ego from his co-workers and friends as he spirals deeper into his violent, hedonistic fantasies" - IMDB

Its a classic! Everyone has seen the memes. But the movie is actually really good if you understand satire at all and aren't a "sigma bro" type. I laughed my ass off watching this movie and then the end actually hits pretty hard with its critique of (once again) American materialism.

5.) Laid to Rest 1 & 2

"A young girl wakes up in a casket with a head injury and no memory of her identity. She quickly realizes she was abducted by a serial killer and she must fight to survive." - IMDB

And then I won't include the synopsis for the second one since it spoils some stuff from the first.

I'm not gonna pretend these movies are quality viewing material. They're not. They're cheesy fun B-list slashers that I adore for how clunky they are. The villain is also ah, very charming, if you're into that kind of thing.

Miscellaneous other suggestions from the last 20 years that I'm not gonna write a full recommendation for:

House of Wax, Friday the 13th (2009), Trick r Treat, The Boy, Ginger Snaps, Saw (but only the first one), The Collector + The Collection, Dog Soldiers, Repo! The Genetic Opera, The Gift, Black Phone, Tucker and Dale vs Evil

[lykendoll]

Happy Halloween!

October had always been your favorite time of year, after all it was what you considered the best holiday of all, Halloween! Seeing the ingenious terrifying, cute, and some certainly suggestive costumes caused a pleasant flutter in your stomach, it was a party where everyone could let their creativity fly and you loved that.

Unfortunately on this occasion you were not going to be able to show off like every year with your ingenious costumes and incredible makeup, you had had an extremely busy week at the University and that undoubtedly consumed all your energy, even so it was obvious that you would not reject the invitation of your friend to her Halloween party; the best party in the entire city in fact, people from all over gathered at the incredible mansion to dance, drink, enjoy, take photos and the typical party stuff, plus there was always one or another handsome guy around willing to give you a little fun and well being dressed up everything was much hotter so you wouldn't miss that great opportunity.

You quickly searched your closet for a rather skimpy black dress, white nylon stockings, some fairly high heels and with other things you improvised a nun costume, a rather slutty nun to tell the truth; You ironed your hair, and with your makeup you did something simple, black lips, white contact lenses, a little fake blood and very very long eyelashes, it was not your best costume but you were confident that you would steal the attention of more than one.

A little late you took an Uber and headed to the mansion. Upon arriving and getting out of the car your eyes instantly shone, your heart began to beat faster, the place was incredibly decorated, there were people from one side to the other smoking, drinking, laughing and their costumes were certainly incredible, from werewolves to Greek gods Fairies, police officers, nurses, a little bit of everything, with your head held high and your platform heels quite impressive, you entered the mansion.

The loud music filled your ears, the brightly colored lights clouded your vision and when you were able to recover you were lost in how incredible everything looked, and you immediately realized the multiple gazes that were fixed on your body, making you raise your head. proud.

Snapping you out of your cloud of ego you felt a hand on your shoulder, you immediately turned around and were met with your friend's typical malicious smile.

"Are you matching Jing's new friend?" she laughed as she raised an eyebrow.

Your heart skipped a beat when you heard the aforementioned, but it was more out of curiosity, Jing Yuan's new friend? He always used to attend with the same old ones.

“What do you mean?”, you giggled curiously, your friend grabbed your hands excitedly.

"OH GOD! It's a good thing you haven't seen him yet! He's such a hottie, totally your type."

Your chest blossomed, your mind soon flew to all kinds of scenarios, imagining what the still unknown man looked like.

You didn't pay attention to any of the other words that came out of your friend's mouth until you heard that she was going to go find her. Startled, you took out a small mirror from your handbag and looked in it to see if you needed to touch up anything on your face. makeup, you put on a little more lip when you felt the hard contact of your body with someone else's, making your mirror fall to the floor, irritated you turned around.

"Don't you see where you're walking, you damn idiot?"

You were paralyzed by the presence of the man in front of you, tall, with pale skin, what you deduced were red contact lenses, long bluish hair contrasting with the black priest's suit, his pectorals and biceps were visible in the thin cloth and the glow of the crucifix hanging on his neck was hypnotizing you.

The man politely knelt down and took the mirror in one of his hands, making the object look extremely tiny in it.

"I'm sorry, didn't I hurt you?" he asked, returning the mirror to you, his voice husky and seductive, making your legs tremble.

When he spoke you noticed prominent fangs that simply fueled your attraction to him, a vampire priest, creative and too hot to be true.

"N-no, I'm fine, just be more careful, you know, you could knock over someone's drink and get in trouble," you tried to divert his attention from your clear nervousness and the blush on your cheeks, you were never one to shy away. They were that nervous in front of someone but this man had something special, an aura of mysticism and dominance that made you want to kneel before him.

“You're right, I should pay more attention to the pretty girls I come across,” he smiled seductively, looking you up and down surreptitiously.

"Looks like I've found my costume partner," he added.

You felt a knot forming in your belly, your entire body feeling hotter at his compliments and penetrating gaze.

"A nice coincidence, although you've probably already said this to an entire convent," he chuckled at your comment, baring his fangs in the process.

"I am the newly arrived priest, how could I meet more nuns, Sister...? He made a curious face while waiting for your response, pleased that he followed your little joke. You extended your hand to him in a formal gesture, tilting your face , imitating the typical religious venia.

"Ro," he accepted the amused gesture by bowing as well.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Blade, I hope you guide me on this new path," when you felt his hand on yours you looked down, he was huge and his veins stood out noticeably, they were firm and somewhat calloused making the knot in your belly tighten. even more and went down towards your crotch, although at the same time a puncture in your heart made you want to retreat, something in him made you want more but at the same time fear.

Neither of them let go of the other's hand until the sound of the music rising startled them. Embarrassed, you tried to separate your hand but a strong squeeze made you let out a small moan. Curious and somewhat strange, you looked at Blade but he continued smiling with his beautiful eyes. fangs.

"Shall we dance, Ro?" The butterflies in your stomach turned into flaming dragons that made you feel as if you were going to explode, somewhat shyly you simply nodded and followed him to the center of the floor to dance.

The whole place was full so their bodies were relatively close, with a movement Blade placed one of his hands on your waist pulling you towards him, his perfume flooded your senses and his touch almost melted you, you released his hand and placed it on his chest while he placed his other free hand from your waist on your shoulder.

Leaning towards your ear he whispered:

"Better to be close so as not to collide with the others, I don't want to break his mirrors," his warm breath sent shivers down your spine, you unconsciously let out a sigh that you immediately tried to hide with a laugh.

"Su-sure," was the only thing you managed to say because the second Blade was rocking you from side to side to the rhythm of the music while his hands pressed you lightly against his body.

You lost yourself in his touch, his hand on your waist slowly made its way to your hips, squeezing your soft flesh over the tiny dress, the hand on your shoulder traveling from time to time near your neck and then towards your face. to clear the hair that crossed, you didn't understand how on the one hand his touch could be so gentle and on the other it made you tremble and warm the blood in your veins. After a couple of songs, exhausted, they headed to the bar. You rested your face between your arms, sinking onto the bar table, trying to process and calm your emotions. After a few minutes, you felt Blade sit next to you and a cold glass rubbed against one of your arms, you raised your head and saw him offering you an ice cold drink.

“You look exhausted, it's on me, drink,” he handed you the drink as he dipped into his own.

Gratefully you took it, the bitter taste at first made you twist your lips but you got used to it, as you finished the drink you swore in your mind that you felt Blade's gaze glued to you, but you didn't give it any importance, maybe he was interested in you, or that's what that your innocent mind told you.

Everything around you was spinning, you felt like your body was on fire and that you were going to vomit at any moment, you turned around and noticed the familiar place you were in, it looked like your friend's room, her soft bed, her entire closet, shelves. , but it was not the most curious thing, the curious thing was that when you tried to get up, a sharp pain went through your wrists and feet, you looked up and noticed that you were tied, your heart accelerated, you did not remember how you had gotten into this situation, you were tied and Locked in your friend's room while you listened to the noise of the music continue on the first floor of the place, something was very wrong.

A familiar voice echoed in your ears, Blade, smiling, approached you on the bed and sat on the side, sliding his hand towards your now terrified and confused face. The aura he emanated was different, more gloomy and sinister, his crimson eyes shone in the dim darkness of the room, his hands were cold, you tried to speak but he silenced you by placing a finger on your lips and then removing a bandage from one of his pockets and place it as a gag, you tried to scream and kick but his grip became much stronger, almost suffocating you with the fabric.

"Shh you little slut, you seemed to really want this while we were dancing, why are you so scared now?", his voice sounded much deeper and possessive, then you noticed that his fangs seemed to be too perfect to be a simple toy, Blade noticed your look of horror.

"You seem to like my fangs a lot, let me show you how realistic they are," a sinister smile crossed his face and his fangs stuck out over his lips, moving closer he pinned you even more to the bed, his face stuck to your neck and he started to licking and grunting on top of him, he pressed his body against yours, he no longer had his complete priest's outfit, he was in the white collared shirt, black cloth pants and the gold crucifix hanging from his neck, ironic.

Tears began to flow from your eyes but that didn't make Blade stop, you felt the sheets tear due to his nails digging into it, he continued licking your neck, slowly moving down towards your chest, he seemed ecstatic, grunting and cursing about your skin, his breath getting hotter and his eyes burning blood-colored, irritated he moved away from your body and looked at you from above, he easily held you in his arms, pressing you against him, his nails dug into your arms and legs making you let out a small scream of pain.

The only thing you could do was try to beg and cry hoping that he would let you get out of there alive but a part of you told you that maybe it was too late and that you had sought your death alone, the feeling made you want to vomit, ignoring your clear pain and fear, Blade sat you on the dresser in the room, all the things fell when he supported you forcefully on the furniture, with agility he untied your feet, the marks of the bandages standing out in red on your skin, he opened your legs dominantly and he began to tear your white stockings with his fangs, you felt how his fangs grazed your skin, you wanted to close your legs and run away but your hands had you supported tightly against the dresser, so much so that it hurt.

When he finished ripping the stockings Blade removed his hands from your legs, you immediately closed them sobbing and shaking in horror, disgusted Blade grabbed your jaw and forced you to look at him.

"Look at me, little one, be grateful because I will give you the last best moment of your life before you become my food, you were the only one who has achieved something like that," without further ado, he brought your face closer and planted a kiss above you. the improvised gag leaving the fabric moistened with his saliva and yours.

He fiercely spread your legs open again, adjusting them with his large hands against the dresser so you couldn't close them, leaning down he began to kiss the inside of your thighs, his long hair tickling your skin and his breath almost on top of yours. clothed pussy, little by little the kisses became messier and at one point he lightly bit the skin of your right thigh, small drops of blood flowed from your limb and you shook your body in pain, making sounds of pain, you tried to close your legs but Disgusted, Blade grabbed you harder, making your knees almost creak, leaving painful marks on them.

You began to cry even more from pain and fear, Blade hungrily licked the drops of blood that emerged from your thigh, he began to breathe more heavily, releasing one of your knees, he lifted your dress and forcefully tore the part of the stockings still intact and your underwear.

"Lingerie? Hahaha, did you come prepared to fuck, little slut?" Tears did not stop flowing from your eyes, your throat hurt, as did your thighs, you felt exposed and totally vulnerable, with his free hand Blade began to rubbing your slit up and down causing shivers to run through your body, you hated that he was reacting to his touch.

His sharp nails also grazed the sensitive skin, he began to rub harder your pussy which became slightly wet, without warning he inserted one of his fingers into your pussy, your back arched and your body trembled at the invasive action.

Then he introduced one more, they were big and his sharp nails increased the pain, you felt full with just two of his fingers, he mercilessly began to fuck you with them, touching your most sensitive points, he went in and out completely while an amused smile formed. on his face showing his fangs, ecstatic. He leaned down as he continued to fuck you mercilessly, bringing his face closer to your sensitive pussy as his tongue began to play with your clit, wrapping and licking the small bud, grunts leaving his lips, his tongue moving skillfully as he curled his fingers inside of you. pussy trying to completely hit your womb, you felt your orgasm approaching, the sensation overwhelmed you, it felt unpleasant, you were being raped by a fucking vampire but you were still going to cum from being fucked by his fingers?; You tried to suppress your moans but it was almost impossible, his fingers kept moving inside your swollen pussy while he continued attacking your clit with his tongue. Not being able to take it anymore, you began to moan under the bandage that served as a gag, your legs trembled and you began to cum hard. Blade smiled and began to insert his long fingers even harder and lick your clitoris more sharply, his Your face became completely wet with your fluids until you exploded in ecstasy, your pussy writhing in spasms as you cried and breathed heavily, a mixture of strange pleasure, pain and fear, a part of you wanted to be killed once and for all so that he would stop play with your body.

As you lowered your gaze you noticed the large erection inside Blade's pants, he looked eager and that only made your skin crawl more.

"I never imagined that a disgusting being like you could do something like that to me," Blade said as he cleaned his face, then untied the bandages from your hands and placed you on your back on the dresser, your face a mess against the mirror and the rest of your body resting on the cold surface full of your fluids, without any delicacy Blade tore off your dress and dug his nails into your round buttocks, leaving a red and throbbing line on your skin, no longer able to cry you simply closed your eyes and You clenched your fists to endure the pain.

You heard how the zipper of his pants was lowered and the next thing you felt was the large tip of his cock against your reddish and swollen pussy. He began to play with it over your pussy, rubbing the entire length of it while at the same time playing with your buttocks. , then you felt how his breath began to slide down your back until it reached your neck, you closed your eyes more tightly in terror when you simply felt how his sharp fangs dug into the hollow of your neck and shoulder, at the same time he introduced his cock Suddenly, the searing pain of the two actions made you sob again and kick, blood pouring from your body as he absorbed it completely, grunting in ecstasy, his hips began to slam against your ass, the sound of his cock hitting your tight pussy was totally lewd.

"You're delicious fucking whore," he growled as he wiped his lips and fangs and continued pounding your pussy aggressively, blood wouldn't stop pouring out and you began to moan from pure pain.

Totally amused, he began to play with your anus, rubbing the small hole until he inserted his thumb inside, the sensation hit you and you moaned, his thumb and his cock were inside you, hitting and breaking you into pieces, the smell of your blood began to fill your nose. When again he leaned towards your neck and this time he bit there, harder, the blood began to spurt out, you let out a gasp, the strokes of his hips and his finger abusing your anus became more aggressive.

Blood was gushing out and you began to feel weak, your pussy began to clench against his cock and spasms overtook you, he was drinking all your blood thirstily as his cock hit your womb with each thrust.

Grunting was the only thing he emitted, letting the blood continue to flow he concentrated again on fucking you.

“Oh yeah, your pussy is so damn tight,” with his free hand he took the blood coming from your neck and started playing with it on your buttocks, leaving stains everywhere.

His thrusts became more erratic so he took his thumb out of your sore anus, buried his face in the crook of your back and forcefully pressed himself inside you releasing loads of semen, you felt how his fluids began to fall from your pussy, your body was fading, he returned to your neck and bit again but this time starting to tear your skin little by little, you started to choke so he removed the bandage from your mouth, you tried to scream but the pain from the wounds on your neck It was unbearable, he began to suck all your blood, your body was no longer responding, the blood just came out in piles, your pussy was dripping with his semen and your outgoing blood spread all over the dresser, the last thing you felt was a soft kiss on your crown of your head before feeling a stabbing pain shoot through your back.

[justanothergreb]

Icebreaker Review (or how Jackz wonders if some authors actually do research anymore)

Content warning - maybe some potential spoilers, but also talk of sex, namely the ridiculous sex in this book. Also this is all just my opinion, you can differ but no need to get nasty because I didn’t like the book.

Oh my god a book review! Well a review of a book so bad it needed a post. I’m really starting to believe that Booktok, while doing great things for getting people into reading, is a bloody menace for making terrible books popular. Spoiler - Icebreaker by Hannah Grace is one of the worst books I’ve ever read. 

It’s long so it’s going behind a cut...

Romance is not normally a genre I venture in to (unless it’s the Jane Austen-kind or Kate Cann-type books) but this book seemed like it would appeal to me. Ice skating - yes please. Ice hockey - yes please. People raving about the x-rated content - yes please indeed. My god was I reminded why I avoid this genre.

Let’s start off with the characters. Anastasia is so irritating. She’s whiny, she’s judgemental and just not likeable at all. Nathan is a wet blanket with a big dick. I’m sure some would be very excited by how much of a prince charming character he comes across but he’s so bland. Aaron was an attempt at the only child trope (a trope I as an only child despise) but was just a thoroughly vile character. Henry was blatantly written by a British person as he came across so thoroughly British in his nature I forgot he was American. I also lost track of when we discover JJ is gay and how many times Robbie is spoken about like he is able-bodied when he’s in a wheelchair. Far too many side characters for me which just burred into one mess of a cast. 

Now the setting and some of the plot points. I’m all for suspension of disbelief but do we really think a college in Los Angeles would be seemingly specialising in winter sports? Also the way most US sports work you are drafted into a team AFTER you graduate so how was Nathan already signed to a team? What was the purpose Nathan’s dad? Was he there just to be a pointless dick? Why all the side characters? Can you just swap from being a pairs skater to a solo skater? All the skaters I know went solo to pairs but never the other way round. 

Now the writing. It bothered me from the out because I could pick up this was written by someone not American. Too many phrases and ways of saying things which were so obviously British it drove me nuts. Was I shocked that the author made a joke about it in her little “About Me” bit? Nope, more shocked that her editors hadn’t pointed out just how blatant it was in places. If you’re going to write a book, at least also do some proper research on how things work in other countries. I’ve never heard an American student call it “a lecture” but that’s what college classes were referred to in this. The not understanding the basics of how the drafting systems work in sport. It might seem trivial but for me, it really bothers me when writers don’t make the effort for things to at least reflect the setting of their book. 

On the subject of things not being reflective of real life...that Uber scene. Sorry how was any of that plausible? A car with seven people including a wheelchair user (who from my imagination/understanding of the car layout would surely be in the position Nate/Stas are in??) and no one notices what you’re up to? Are they asleep? Ignorant? 

In fact this was one of my biggest problems with the book - the sex scenes. They were ridiculous. It was like reading instructions for porn scenes. I often wonder if authors who decide to make their male characters well endowed actually have experienced this themselves because if they had, they’d know that a lot of the stuff they write is nonsense. Painful, not comfortable, nonsense. I’m all for a bit of some of things going on in this but it was borderline ridiculous how much these two were at it and in the positions they were supposedly in. Athletes or not, I just wasn’t buying it. I often find first person sex scenes a bit cringe and these had me cringing. A lot. 

But my biggest problem - how was this over 400 pages? Nothing happened. It dragged on and on and on and it felt like absolutely nothing happened. 

This took me nearly a month to read. Eurgh. 

[whorror-barbie]

Sexercising(Au! trainer! Han Yun-Jae x chubby! fem! Reader) (part 2/2)

Summary : you are trying to lose some weight because your modeling agency is up your ass about it, so you decide to join a gym,but it's not your average gym.

Miniseries warning: body shaming, slight slut shaming, slight bombofication, vaginal sex, rough sex, hair pulling, Jae is an asshole, some degradation. DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED, AND IF ANY OF THE WARNINGS TRIGGERS YOU, PLEASE DO NOT READ FURTHER.

A/n: I was having a hard trying to end this story.,but yeah it's just very smutty second part, this fic doesn't really have any plot or anything, so the first part doesn't really matter I suppose. there is a character that I made up with no description so that you can picture what you want to. I just looked up a Korean name for this situation lol idk, I hope y'all enjoy though :)

It's in the afternoon, you decide to Uber today. paying the driver and walking hastily to the door, entering the gym. you find the receptionist " hey, I have a 2 o clock appointment with Han Yun-Jae" you tell the lady at the desk as she looks up your name and info on the computer then repeats for confirmation. "Yeah, that's me." She smiles "ok, follow me, miss " as she leads the way. "he's in this room" you bow, thanking her. You walk into the room looking confused, seeing a woman and Han Yun-Jae setting up stuff. Your bright pink jacket must've got her attention because she sees you and walks over to where you stand "hey, my name is Ye-Jun, I'm going to be spotting the two of you" great another beautiful model type...and spotting? What?. " Oh! Nice to meet you" bowing to her, snapping out of your thoughts.

"hey" looking to see Han approach the both of you " you're late" giving you a blank stare with no amusement "oh I'm sorry sir, the photoshoot was running later than I expected it to, I'm-." " I don't care." He says coldly, you look down at your feet in embarrassment, there he goes again. "Well, you're here now, so that's all that matters, right Han? " trying to break the tension, he just walks away to resume what he was originally doing " why don't you get comfortable, and make sure you are ready, ok? " patting your shoulder to comfort you. Doing just that, you are kinda glad she's here, to be honest. zipping down your big loose jacket to reveal your tight pink sports bra that barely fits you with some black yoga pants hugging your curves. Hans is taking a swig of his water, scoffing at your "slutty" gym attire. You're feeling kinda shy around two beautiful and fit people, but this is no different than taking your clothes off for a photoshoot. so it can't be that bad, well except for the fact that you are basically going to have sex with a man that you barely knew." you got this" You say softly to yourself

"Alright, lay on your back. we going to do some hamstring stretches first" he instructs you to the yoga mat. Laying down now, waiting for more instructions. Han gets on his knees to lift one of your legs to bend it towards you as his pelvic is dangerous close to yours. He's looking into your eyes as he's stretching your hamstrings. seeing the pain on your face, trying to hold back an amusing smile "when was the last you actually worked out?" he quirks an eyebrow at you. "Ummm well... I-" oh it hurts so bad right now, is he really asking you this question now? feeling something poke your pussy through your yoga pants, what's poking you? "Let's not tease her, Han" Jun interjects and continues "you're doing good, miss let's do some more stretch to get you ready," she says cheerfully. After 5 minutes of being fully stretched, you actually feel good from all that. " Wow, I feel awesome!" you flash a cutesy smile with a small giggle at Hans, he's just looking at your vulnerable state, ignoring your statement.

"are you ready?" Hans asks you simply and you bite your lip. "Yes I am, sir" he just looks at you through bedroom eye which causes chills throughout your body, he wants to murder your pussy for some reason, you're annoying as hell to him. "He's going to lay on his back, you're going be in a squatting position on him, don't worry he'll hold you in place by your ankles" you breathe out nervously as he positions himself on the yoga mat then slips down his dark grey shorts with his big large cock boing out " oh, my" getting flustered with his pulsing cock looking mean at you. how is she not reacting to this? "Get to it, slut" Han commands which causes Jun to look at you in shock, she was going to come to your defense when you stop her. "Yes, sir" as you take off your yoga pants " a thong, huh? That's what you decide to wear...go on take it off" He scoffs, doing as he commands once again then you get on with the squatting position trying to find a good balance by placing your hands on his toned abs as he grabs your ankles, "is this really happening?" In your thought, as He watches you taking part of him inside your pussy "oooh, mmmm" taking a deep breath as you keep going on him, Hans grunts from how good you fit perfectly snug around him. " Ah, fuck." He breathed out under his breath, trying to stay focused.

"ok, good you're both in position, now you are going to do 3 reps for 10 minutes each" Jun smiles, setting a timer on her watch. "your time starts.... now" Squeezing on him out of being nervous which causes him to grunt out "god, she's so tight " Hans comments as you start to bounces up and down slowly on his cock. " Are you ok, sir?" Jun asks him with genuine worry "oh, I'm more than ok, Sweetheart". as he's watching your pussy going up and down his cock, hearing wet sounds on him "ah, fuck yes" he grunts deeply as looking at your boobs bounce in your pink bra, loving the sight of you on top of him. Jun is getting flustered with the papers covering her face. "Oh yes, ah so good" you moan out like a ditzy slut as you pick up the speed.it feels like he's stretching your pussy out even more with each time you bounce down " oh now you love exercising when a cock is involved, huh? You stupid whore." The insult makes you moan louder as you are now grabbing onto your boobs "uh-huh". Jun can't believe what's she's hearing, this is her first time working with him.

"Alright, time is up "she clears her throat. Now a full stop with his cock inside you still "Oh? how am I doing? " You ask her with a giggle. "You are doing good, but you are not actually doing squats though" she criticizes sweetly as Hans just looks at Jun. "Oh? Sorry" Jun smiles in response" oh no, you're fine, miss. you'll get the hang of it" looking at her watch " get into reverse cowgirl, you know what that is right?" He scoffs at her question" of course she knows what it is" you nodded in agreement shyly "now turn around, and do what you're only good at " you give him doe eyes, feeling the heat on your face. "Yes, sir" Jun is getting annoyed with how he's talking to you. " Sir, this is supposed to be a workout, let's keep it professional" he looks at her once again, she starts to get flustered under his stare "can you please not be so mean to her as well" you get up from the position" oh it's fine, I'm sure he's just trying to motivate me is all" reassuring her with a smile " sure you can say that" with his monotone as if he really doesn't care. grabbing his cock to fit it back into your pussy which was a little bit easier than before, but it still hurts a bit. "Ouch! " Han spanking one of your ass cheeks caught you by surprise " you're basically just a walking fleshlight and nothing more" as he's looking at your booty like a delicious treat. "oh my god, sir..you can't just say that" Jun is hiding behind her papers once again. "I can say what I want" he looks at her, and she gulps then proceeds to set the timer.

"your time starts now" you move up and down faster as feel your pussy clamp around him." Mmmm" you start to suck on your fingers through moaning, forgetting this is a workout as you ride him like a pro, your ass clapping hard against him like a stripper on his pelvic. "Jun, you're supposed to be spotting us, not looking away" he grunts as he grabs your cheeks together now taking over by thrusting upward into you, feeling him so deep in you, brutally going in out of you while he watch your ass bounce against once more "oh, fuck yes, yes, yes.. I'm going to cum.." moaning desperately as he's not giving up " oh....umm time is almost up, keep going, miss" trying her best to not feel uncomfortable "ah fuck, yeah what she said, you're doing so well" he sighs in satisfaction, feeling you get tighter, still taking control by thrusting up into you

"time" she announces as you came around his cock "now for our last workout for today will be.." Han manhandles you into a Doggystyle position as you moan out in pain. "Oh, ouch sir! You could at least warn me " His hand grabbing onto your hair which causes you to yelp out, giving you a spanking for back talking him " shut up and take my cock" Jun is not sure what to do "Han, please stop" your face resting in your cheek looking at Jun "it's ok, I deserve all of this " as he's shoving his cock back into your pussy. "Ooooh, yes treat me like a worthless cum dump " as his hands are on your hips as ravishing in and out of your abused pussy "that's all you are to me " as he's spreading one of your cheeks to watch himself. Jun is also watching Han's big cock going in and out of your pussy hole, she would be lying if this is not turning her on. "ah, fuck..best pussy ever" watching his whole cock disappear inside of you once more.

His short hair dangling in his face as he focusing on tearing your cheeks up, the two of you glistening with sweat "oh, sir ... I cum" barely making sense, trying to warn him in a moan, ignoring your pleas. Your walls have a strong grip around as if it were a hand grabbing his cock, squeezing for dear life which causes his face contorts in pleasure "you guys are doing great...."Jun comments with so much shyness. " Yeah, she's amazing" Han looking at Jun through lazy eyes not letting down on your poor cunt. He pulls out of sudden" what are you-" you moan loudly as he grabs onto your hair to manhandle on your back "sir, Ummm" hearing jun voices getting very timid in tone.,he just ignore her at this point. all she can do is really is stand there and watch

He slaps his cock on your cunt a few times, running his dick through your wet folds as you moan softly while looking in your eyes, you were about to say something, but interrupted by him slowly slipping back in you as your eyes roll in the back of your skull "ooooh God" feeling him sheathing all the way in. His big hands are on holding to your big soft boobs for support so that he's going deeper in your guts. " Ah, so fucking good" then He grabs you by the neck, gasp for air then stills. " wasting my time by running late, who do you think you are?" He releases your neck and starts to speed up, Jun is wishing she was the one in your place as he's violently penetrating you " I'm sorry, sir ooo fuck" you moan desperately as he's watching your body jiggle under him especially your boobs." ah, almost there, slut " as he's starting to pound you irregularly. playing with your clit with his thumb while his cock is still going in and out of your swollen cunt. Jun squeezing her thighs together, wanting to join in with the two of you "oh yes, Han, this pussy is all yours," you look at him with pup eyes, moaning desperately loud. that was it, he speeds up so he can cum, only really worry about the pleasure of his cock, then he cums so hard inside of you, and your cunt just squeezing him for every drop, grunts and moans fill the room as you both feel the peak of pleasure. He collapsed on you like he got K.O.d. in a boxing match "oh that's it for today, you did so well, miss ''. you hear Jun going back to her cheerful tone, acting like this was just a very normal situation.

You bend over to grab your yoga pants and thong putting them on while jumping up and down to put on your yoga pants. Han watching as he's drinking his water while cooling off under a fan. Now fully dressed, you walk over towards him. " Thank you for the session, it was definitely a workout " giggling and he nods nonchalantly "just don't be late again." You nod and let out a ditzy giggle once more,its starting to annoy him. You start to walking funny to the door as you were being stop by a worried Jun "are you alright,miss? He was pretty harsh on you" she's talking quietly feeling bad that she could really do much about the situation. " Oh, it's fine! " You say cheerfully as Han is walking past the two of you, exiting the room. " I have to say you did pretty well on your first day, miss! " She says cheerfully and then continues" considering how rough he was with you" she gets shy and once more. "Well...umm, thank you" you respond bashfully. " I should get going now I'll see you next time "tell her as you wave happily at her. " Alright, bye !" she does the same, waving at you.

Exiting the room to see Hans talking to someone happily then stops to look at you with a stoic expression as you walk by. You smile at him. Looking forward to the next session with your hot trainer

The end :)