#sorry i dont like miguel

[joishuhu]

I MADE ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE CHIBI STICKERS FOR AN UPCOMING EVENT!!!!

so excited cuz it's the first time designing chibi stuff for stickers!

[whaliiwatching]

list of adults who are great with kids

unfortunately i cant actually make a meme better than the movie

[shakyyouth]

ATSV SPOILERS

I adore hobie bc going in I fully expected him to just be a fun minor character, drop some one liners and be done w it, and even w his intro I thought oh okay he'll have his introduction and sorta fade into the background, just be a general part of the group, but omg ? The way the hints were all there and he clearly knew all along that this wasn't right. The whole time he had miles' back while maybe the focus was on the awkward bt miles gwen and hobie. And then we learn hobie the whole way was helping miles, warning him, guiding him, and when miles escapes w the v thing he taught him (use ur palms!!) and in all that chaos hobie's just like fuck no w this system I'm out. Then giving gwen the watch he made (and the idea he made it from stealing sh right under Miguel's nose and it later being a key part in helping qwen fight him is so funny to me) he is such an integral part of this movie bc he is the literal embodiment that spiderman means freedom and individuality and means anyone can wear the mask compared to Miguel's system and no diverting from canon and his 'you weren't meant to be spiderman' or whatever he said

I fully thought he'd just be a fun rebellious little side character and man that was my mistake right there bc every step of the way he was warning miles and disagreeing w Miguel's bs and is the whole reason miles got to escape all together. Then just throws the whole society away. Why did I ever think for a second hobie would be the type of guy to just go along w the whole spider system rule following canon-abiding bs. He is so cool.

[weebsinstash]

God why am I hyperfixating so bad for this man. Just look at him. The strong jaw but pouty lips. His thick hair. The broad shoulders. His cheekbones. He's fucking 6'9". He's got a waist smaller than mine. He can be compassionate and caring. He can be a little dorky and call a high-tech piece of equipment a goober. He's fucking terrifying and can chase you on all fours. He has claws and paralytic fangs and red eyes that see perfectly in the dark. He loves his family. He's an insanely intelligent geneticist and inventor. He has super strength and can lift several tons. He's completely naked under his nanotech spider suit which presumably just turns on and off. He is absolutely caked up. He has organic webs. He's a dad and protective guardian figure. He just wants to save as many lives as possible. He is barely holding himself together. This man has taken ahold of me and possessed me like some kind of ghost

[baselicoc]

definition of self-indulgence is making silly headcanon posts. anyway heres the sm2099 lads

[pxtched]

“This whole school humps my leg, Like a chihuahua.“

QUEENBEE!READER X NERD!MIGUEL (Nerd!miguel credits: @nymphomatique ) ((sorry for @!!)

yes new series that I will actually try to do, and at least get to 5 chapters. Reader is like Mean girls and heathers mixed but I’m not sure which to pick from…though that one Regina line fits the reader mindset I’m trying to prove.

Reader isn’t a pick me, I don’t want them to be pink and act annoying. I need help on what to really do for the reader then I’ll get to writing!

If y’all want to be in a tag list or something let me know

[thelastharbinger]

Tidbits of ATSV That I Enjoyed (Or Alternatively: Just Miles Being The Most Endearing Spidey Ever)

Miles patting The Spot's head after successfully webbing him (I don't see this as condescending, but rather him still engaging with the humanity of a villain like Spot) and ~very assertively~ telling/asking him not to escape.

"I'm like Robin Hood-if he gave to himself."

Miles' spidey senses going off when he arrives late to his dad's party because there's nothing more frightening than Brown parents when they're mad at you. Beware the chancla or correa!

O.k. So we all know there are different versions of the movie out there. You may already know that one of the slight differences is when Miles goes to save Inspector Singh. There's a version where you can hear Gwen's voice in the distant background yelling no! when she thinks Miles gets crushed under the rubble, and there's another where she's silent as she webs to him. Now, I have found ANOTHER version (online) where her shouting is even more at the forefront. She's practically screaming and sounds more desperate, (prolly because it's close to the same way her Peter Parker died so she's reliving trauma) and the fear in her voice is palpable. That one haunts me.

Jefferson trying to equate studying for his police exams to childbirth, which Rio quickly nips in the bud.

Ganke having a soccer poster of Son Heung Min, a famous Korean footballer who currently plays for the Premier League Tottenham Hotspur and is captain of the South Korean national team.

Miles having a Sashimi (his universe's version of Supreme, but I just like the idea that Miles loves eating sashimi. Like I know that kid has good taste in food) poster in his bedroom.

The fact that Miles kept in touch with Aunt May for long enough after the events of ITSV that he helps her move.

The Spot saying he was one of the more handsome scientists at Alchemax according to his colleagues.

Miles and Gwen having the same collectible toys, the only difference being that he keeps his in the box and she doesn't.

"Hey, don't try to wow me with big words, man," *in deep manly voice* "I do crosswords every day"- Miles after Spot points out Alchemax as "the crucible of our connection!"

Miles going, "This job is so dumb sometimes" after he tries to web Spot at the deli, but it goes through a hole and lands on his face.

"Nahhh, he seems more Dominican to me." Kinda want Miles to meet a native Dominican Spidey because that dynamic would highkey fuck hard *pun not intended*. They would repair relations between our two islands-PR&DR.

"Almost there Mami *smiley face* *cowboy* prayer hands*"

The college admissions coach at Visions Academy straight up saying, "That's your story! Now, just stick to the script..." Ma'am what???

"Calmate Mami, eso no es my fault."

"I've hit a lot of different villains with a lot of different food...I'm just trying to lighten the mood."

Miles in his angsty teen era and smart-mouthing everyone around him. Love that for him.

"He almost killed his mom as a baby, I mean, look at those shoulders." No but for real tho. Those shoulders are as wide as a truck. Kim Seokjin who??? (if you understood that reference, ily).

Miles writing a love letter to his dad in 2 cakes.

Gwen at the water tower chowing and saying how feelings make her hungry after her and Miles talked about how they can't be together cause it would end in tragedy. Like Gwen, come again?!

Also, Miles' and Gwen's talk at the Williamsburg Bank Building being lowkey the catalyst for the 2nd/3rd acts of the film. Without them both kind of silently admitting their feelings for each other, Miles probably wouldn't have chased after her the way he did. Pretty sure you know the rest.

"I bet she doesn't even speak Spanish," and Jeff going "Que barbaridad" in his very broken Spanish. Queue Rio's bombastic side eye.

Both Gwen and Miles referring to Spot as a Villain Of The Week, even though neither of them have spoken about Spot to each other.

"I was bitten by a-wouldnt you like to know? Know what I mean?" SIR. Chill. This movie is for children.

The Spot inverting himself, going from a white mass with black spots to a gaping black hole with smaller white spirals. It's giving Junji Ito.

The irony of Pavitr exclaiming, "Well that was another easy adventure for Spider-Man!" right before an incoming canon event. HIS. He was about to experience his first big loss, and his happy-go-lucky nature would've been challenged.

Miguel saying conyo! when all the Spideys start pointing at each other.

"!Cállate!" "Nosy!" Sidebar: we don't talk about Gwen's banter with bad guys enough. She's so funny!

A lot of the Peters saying hi to Gwen as she passes HQ because she is canonically the one lost love--the love interest they all would've ended up with had she not died, so they all have an affection for her.

Web-Slinger going "Giddy up!" Cause he's swinging up.

Miles offering his fresh new takes on how to deal with the Spot upon meeting Miguel, saying "He just wants to be taken seriously. Like we all do." MILES YOU BEAUTIFUL, COMPASSIONATE GOLDEN SUNFLOWER BOY I LOVE YOUUUUU.

Hobie referring to Peter B. as Humbling Reality Spider-Man, which considering how steeped in tragedy the Spidey lore is, is really saying something.

Miguel's nonono no puedo más no puedo más. His misery is very funny and delightful to me. Little bitch ass.

"You know you're the only Spider-Man who isn't funny." Yes! More Miguel slander in the next one, please! Little bitch ass.

"Snitch!"

Miles shouting out Peter's name for help whilst Miguel pins and lays into him the fact that he's an anomaly. This after he momentarily glitches back to his ITSV store-bought suit. Mimicking the way-in also the first movie-Miles shouting out Peter's name for his own rescue as Doc Ock attacks him at the research facility. Because even though he feels hurt by Peter at this point, that's still his dad mentor and he still instinctively looks to him for protection. Rip my heart out why don't you!

Gwen sneaking back into her and her dad's place just to get that printed polaroid of her and Miles, a pic she already has on her phone.

Earth-42 Miles wearing Nike while our Miles wears Jordans.

[battleslippers]

quick intermission from The Outsiders but gege writing Gojo's racist comment is so funny to me because so many people are

1. making comedy gold out of it

2. saying it's character assassination/out of character

Honestly, i definitely get it. Like, yeah, gege's JJK writing is falling the hell for off, but its also hilarious bc in my head Gojo is like.. THE rich kid (high society family + the most powerful guy + it takes place in Japan, a very homogenous country, to boot) I wouldn't put that shit past him 😭😭

I'm pretty sure a mutual made this exact point in a discussion about characterizing ppl in The Outsiders (everything goes back to this fandom LMAOO) about how people can be very progressive in some ways and fall flat in others, which is how I viewed that entire bit.

That or gege just doesn't like gojo lmao

[indigopoptart]

man i love the people im surrounded with. how did this happen. youre all so lovely😭

[pbnmj]

Ur tags about how Miles and Pavitr are the ones who say "I can do both" because it IS quintessential spiderman thinking AND because they're too young to have seen that devastatingly not work yet. BUT the thing is they are RIGHT but only if it's "we"! Spiderman's mythos is inherently a lonely one reinforced by Miles and Gwen's isolation and by every. single. intro. reminding us that every spider person is the "one and only spider person"! And yet!! These films are just about relationships (1/2)

YES YEAH YOU GET IT !!!! and (quite recently rewatched it and mentioning it here cause i can't believe i forgot to mention it in the post you're talking about) it really gets me that gwen also says 'i was doing both' in regards to protecting miles and protecting the canon event, and i love that the phrase was reflected like that, even tho (at this point of the movie) miles and gwen pretty much oppose each other in views/priority !!

it also absolutely kills me the way that gwen begins (like you say) atsv quitting the band and isolates herself, and then throughout the whole thing she finds something/someone that she wants to take that leap for, all over again :') she (and the entire spider-team!!) is willing to bet everything on miles and is ready to fight for him, and i really just love the idea that miles just is a force that inspires good !!!! IT REALLY IS ALL ABOUT LOVE!!!

[knightlas]

“”newly acquired soulsword”” im just gonna start shaking moon knight 2099 until the secrets fall out i think

[gwensy]

i so fucking badly need to keep murderdock gatekept from the spiderverse fandom. they will do crazy things to his cervix

[nappingmoon]

ahhhh I saw your reblog!! thank you so much <333 just wanted to pop in and say hi as your mutual!! hope you are doing well :3 looking forward to reading your works :))) hope you have a good day/ night

lots of love, angel!

eep hi angel!!! thank you for stopping by! i meant it. your writing is so smooth i lovee it <333

[boredbyler]

I just watched road to el dorado for the first time and what the FUCK??? tulios a bitchass greedy manslut and miguel is basically jesus, why didnt tulio even APOLOGIZE? Now miguel has to third wheel for the rest of his life which probably isnt gonna be long cuz theyre walking side by side with the evil colonizer guys who already hate them

[fellhellion]

the way xina and miguel play off one another in the reunion makes me utterly insane. xina biting out that she only didn't want to see him again unless he was groveling, but she never needed miguel to grovel at all. an apology is enough (but is it? if we can't even speak on the magnitude of hurt between us). the ease w which they banter about miguel's impending wedding before xina seems to snap back to herself and ask why she should do him a favour.

[unveranosinseb0514]

I was reading some fanfics, never thought of shipping anyone in Narcos

But DAMN?! What a GREAT ship Pacho and Miguel are, like??!?? Hot, good looking, and miguel just gives me the vibe that if somebody grabs him the right way (the right way being by his hips), it's going to fucking dismantle him, i swear