Private school queens
(Help omg i literally hate my school sm)
omg you too?? it sucks so bad fr
(stop it’s religious and everyone is rich and i bring up my scholarship and they’re like oh cool how did u get it and it’s like man idk i’m poor and they’re like oh… also why is there a uniform and everyone wears that stupid perfume and it’s like GODDAMN I ALREADY HAVE ALLERGIES IN THE SUMMER YOURE MAKING IT SO MUCH WORSE)
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im allergic to sp post covid
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that one amazon prime commercial...y'all are yelling like that and SLAMMING DOORS when you have an argument with your partners...?
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You don’t like soup???
I don't 🙈 it's basically hot water with a savory taste. It's not filling. It reminds me of being sick. I do sometimes eat soup, especially when I'm sick. In general I'm not a fan at all.
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how to introduce your coworkers friends
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“old man writes about gen z on their damn phones” ?????? no?????? old man writes about the dangers of staying in your own bubble and prejudice and privilege to the point where you’d rather die than let a black man save you????? old man writes about useless influencer-types who are so dependent on their bubble that they dont know when they need a piss???????? old man writes about white people desperately trying to make their own aryan society and staying in their racist BUBBLE ????????
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hobie: kill yourself
pavitr: WHAT THE HELL BRO WHAT DID I DO
original format from @ha-youwish in this post!
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Another reason I want more Addams Family with the 90s cast is I think it would be so nice to see Morticia uncorseted and aging gracefully. I don't think she'd go full Grandmama but do you really think an Addams is afraid of wrinkles and cellulite?
Look me in the eye and tell me Anjelica Huston doesn't still have it.
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this is so fucking funny man
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Happy very, very late Mother's Day!
I am not saying that zuko is sokkas substitute for kya. or they look in any way similar!
The whole concept here is that something was happening at the moment, be it how they were laying in bed, how the hair pooled over the pillow, or how sokka was able to hold onto it. It just brought sokka back. It triggered a memory, and suddenly he relived a brief memory. Making him suddenly miss his mother again.
hope you enjoy!
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Listen, Otto realizing that he helped put a moron on the Iron Throne and then going through the five stages of grief before dipping is peak comedy, bro really fucked around and then found out.
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”Men think about the Roman Empire” “What’s the female version of the Roman Empire” SHUT UPPPPP. SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP. AS A WOMAN I LOVE THE ROMAN EMPIRE. AS A WOMAN I LOVE ANCIENT HISTORY AND BATTLES AND POLITICAL INSTABILITY. THE “GIRL VERSION OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE” IS THE ROMAN EMPIRE. IM GOING TO STAB YOU 23 TIMES
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