#sorry this might be it guys

[egophiliac]

bring your son to work day

[anna-scribbles]

inspired by recent events from my sister’s actual real life

[herd-reject-arts]

So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this

Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.

So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"

It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead

Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory canonically has the best dad in FNAF

[em-bandaid-boy]

Hiiii thanks for 500 followerrrs!!! Idk why so many of you are here but thaanks 💖

(Seriously tho thank you its pretty cool) anyways I drew more murderous robots lol

[wasyago]

welp, didn't manage to get everything out before season 10 started, but i gotta post it one way or another so here we go! heard there was a fandom swap game going on, wanted to do a couple promts of my own :D

[just-another-annoying-artist]

you’ll never fuckingn guess what i’m fixated on.

anyways red medimedes i call him redimedes bc i’m uncreative

[leatherbookmark]

fic writers! (and everyone in general)

watch out! for the Bastards

[kahin]

I feel like no matter how much we as Arabs talk about how both parties are in fact the same, that all the funding and arms trade to Israel has been happening under Biden and under Trump, that you should withhold your vote instead of going "I disagree with what Biden's doing, so I'll just vote for him anyway!", none of you will ever listen because you don't value Palestinian lives. You simply don't. You love chanting it as a slogan, "Free Palestine!" but in reality Palestine does not fucking matter to you because you still spew the same BS 'vote no matter what'. That Biden is the 'lesser of the two evils'? When he's been actively funding Israel since he came into power anyway? When he's been a Zionist for years and even before coming into office, he said that if Israel didn't exist, it's in the interest of the US to create it? This is the lesser of the two evils to you all? You're scared of fascism only when it hits you, is that it? You can't even bring yourself to vote third party?

You are a shameful people.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

im a simple guy! i think about puppy Barnaby. i promptly explode into bloody heart-shaped confetti

[roughentumble]

DC supervillain of the week who traps the justice league(in their league disguises) in a reality tv show like love island. it airs on tv and everything like they use supervillain powers to forcefully broadcast "love island: justice league edition" while the supers have to try and figure out how to escape. during a personal squabble wondy steps up and says "everyone calm down, we're all a team, we each have our strengths and weaknesses, we need to work together to solve this" and then it cuts to her talking head segment and she says "im not a fan of green lantern."

[skywerse]

worms

[gotchibam]

I'm really in a tight spot and in need of extra funds atm so I'm opening a couple of pokefusion adopts in my ko-fi shop!

Price list & links to each adopt can be found at the read more below. Thank you sm for your support!! 🙏🙏🙏

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Pokefusion adoptables price list:

Smeargle x Alcremie - $60

Mew x Frosmoth - $60

Lapras x Vaporeon - $45 - SOLD

Hattrem x Banette - $45

Nickit x Galarian Ponyta - $45 - SOLD

[answermywearyquery]

great 😳 + dr. tyme's large equipment 😏

[smilesrobotlover]

FD is just tryna make him breakfast 😭

[cinnamon-flame]

Today I remembered that I made an flight rising account in 2021 (that I played for only one day and then I gave up cause it seemed too hard) and I logged in today to check it out again. Long story short I found out I had a lot of cash from somewhere apparently so I bought a couple of dragons for fun. As far as I'm concerned all the love is stored in the Aberration