#source: incorrectlcs

[aceduchessdragoness]

Marrion: [holds carrot like a cigarette] I’m just...over it, you know? Beatrix: Just because the ice-cream machine at McDonalds is broken?

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During a self-defense class

Broxah: *puts his hands around Rekkles' neck* Okay, so how would you respond to this?

Rekkles: Harder daddy.

Broxah:

Rekkles:

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Hylissang: Rekkles, are you okay?

Rekkles: *leans in*

Rekkles, whispering: Don't ask stupid questions.

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[At Jensen's wedding]

Sneaky: [drunk] …and I have to say, you know, getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do. Because everyday you come home and you’re just, like, “What? It’s you! I love you! You’re my sexy roommate. We love each other.”

Meteos: [also drunk] Wooo! He’s talking about me!

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Reapered: Did you just say the 'F' word?

Sneaky: Food?

Jensen: No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in the lobby you fuckin' dumbass.

Reapered: JENSEN!

Sneaky: Why the fuck not?

Reapered: SNEAKY!

Contractz: Dude, you just said 'FUCK' again.

Reapered: CONTRACTZ

Smoothie: [muffled] Fuck.

Reapered: SMOOTHIE

Jensen: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Reapered: How would you like to go see Jack?!

Jensen: How would you like to suck my balls?

*everyone gasps*

Reapered: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Jensen: Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Actually, what I said was

*pulls out megaphone*

Jensen: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, COACH?

Impact: Holy shit, dude.

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Meteos: That’s one of my biggest fears. If I ever, like, woke up as a donut…

Sneaky: You would eat yourself.

Meteos: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Smeb, about Rekkles: That guy wanted to buy you a drink!

Reignover: Really? But I already have a drink.

Reignover: Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?

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Soaz: If you ever need to discuss your problems with someone...

Caps: Yeah?

Soaz: Find Rekkles, he lives for that crap.

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Reignover: [reading from a paper] I wish we could all get along like we used to in 2015...I wish I could could bake a cake full of rainbows and smiles and everybody would eat and be happy...

[Fnatic stares blankly at him]

Soaz: He doesn't even play for Fnatic anymore!

Broxah: Do you still play for Fnatic?

Reignover: No...I just have a lot of feelings.

Caps: Go home, Reignover.

Rekkles: How did you even get here?

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Huni: Kkoma! Quick, you have to pretend to be my dad to Reignover's dad! *passes Kkoma the phone*

Kkoma: Hello! This is...Dad Telecom. The children are playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords. They're bleeding. Oh no. They are dead. Don't call again. *hangs up*

Kkoma: *hands phone back to Huni* Sorry, I panicked.

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Aphromoo: Would you please not Dardoch this into a worse situation than it already is?

Dardoch: Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?

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Bjergsen, to Svenskeren: I just want to be friends.

Bjergsen: Plus a little extra.

Bjergsen: Also I love you.

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Biofrost: Doublelift was an angel who fell from Heaven...

Bjergsen: *whispering* so was Lucifer

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Pobelter: [arm in the door of a vending machine] I’m the smartest, most skilled person in this place.

Xmithie: Are you stuck in the vending machine?

Pobelter: I paid for my Rolos

Pobelter: I’m getting my Rolos

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Rekkles: Deft completes me.

Caps: Um, hello?

Rekkles: You're nice too, Caps.

Caps: I'm your boyfriend.

Rekkles: Yeah, but he's my soulmate.

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Biofrost: Let's do this! *cracks knuckles softly*

Hauntzer: Wow, your knuckles are quiet.

Biofrost: They're polite.