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sleep-can-wait · 5 days ago
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Aiden: What time is it?
Rudy: *Pulls out 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and crushes both of Aiden’s feet*
Rudy: It is cloudy
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 years ago
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dave: “what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, i loudly announce “it is cloudy”
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incorrect-saiyuki-quotes · 7 years ago
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Gojyo before shaving: arugh
Gojyo after shaving: I am smooth and perfect. I am sleek. I am the dolphin. I am the rider of ice. nobody can touch me, I cannot be touched. I am so fast. nobody could ever touch me.
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earthboundfacebook · 4 years ago
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