#source:ncis

[incorrect-offlinetv]

Rae: Need some sleep, Corpse?

Corpse: Um, no?

Rae: You have bags under your eyes.

Corpse: It’s a look I’m going for

[faithabridged]

Father Garcia:I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

John Ward:All I drank was Redbull!

Father Garcia:How many?

John Ward:Eighteen.

[incorrect-dotu-quotes]

Hunk: It’s like the big rhinoceros in the room that no one wants to talk about.

Keith: Elephant. It's "an elephant in the room". It's not a hippopotamus, it's not a rhinoceros, it is an elephant!

[superdogbiter]

Crowley:”Angel usually says “please” when he gives orders”

Aziraphale:”Get the hell out of here,please”

[onedayillknow]

Anna sees the glass as half full. I see it as half empty. That’s why we make a great team. Kristoff, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Olaf wonders why it has to be glass. And Sven usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.

definitely Elsa sometime before the first and second movie

[exasperatedmoron]

Jax: *To Rip on the comms* We're hiding behind the wall because Len thought he saw a bomb.

Len: What do you mean 'thought'?!

Jax: Do I really need to say it?

Len: Enlighten me.

Jax: You need glasses.

*Bomb explodes behind them*

Jax:

Len: I'm sorry. Didn't quite catch the last part.

[lyfrassirrrrrrrr]

Lafayette: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Alexander: All I drank was Redbull!

Lafayette: How many?

Alexander: Eighteen.

[incorrect-tss-quotes]

Zak: Are we fighting?

Wadi: If we were, you would be on the floor, bleeding.

Zak: Okay, I accept that as a likely outcome.

[superdogbiter]

Crowley:”Something....might have happened to angel.Something bad”

Anathema:”But you’re not sure?”

Crowley:”I’m not sure”

Crowley:”Only two things i ever loved in this life.Angel and alcohol.Going to hold on tight to one and pray i haven’t lost the other”

[exasperatedmoron]

Rip: *After cleaning up another mess* If you people throw another food fight in here, I'm joining in.

Rip: With peas.

Sara: Frozen peas?

Rip: In the can.