#souses

[wombywoo]

glasgow date 🧡

[benevolenterrancy]

@radarsteddybear oh he definitely is, to a given definition of "success"

[sesamesesame]

Sharing a room.

[fireheartedpup]

I accidentally dropped my phone directly in the water sitting in the pot that I had in the sink to soak, and just kind of stared at it for a few seconds while the water lapped back and forth, getting further into the phone's circuitry.

I managed to dry it out sufficiently for it to work, but now my getting a new phone timeline has probably been pushed up.

I also left my SD card on top of something in order to dry out. I forgot to put it back in. That thing fell over. Now I have to clean an entire area of kitchen if I want to find the tiny objects.

Do I give up on the specs I want, or do I take the chance on a phone that's even more updated than this one and hope I can get a decent trade in value? The screen is flickering randomly and the charging port randomly stops working.

[thekenobee]

Proof that Tom Pullings is the BEST SON to Jack Aubrey I don't take no

[bucket-of-amethyst]

MYTTHICAL SOOSGE MCC????!!!;!!!;!(((!!!???????

[thevalleyisjolly]

I am newly amused by that scene in FOTR where Gandalf is telling Saruman about how the One Ring was in the Shire for many years, “right under my very nose,” and Saruman responds “And yet you did not have the wit to see it.”  Because.  Saruman.  My guy.  You have sat in council with all three Elven Ring bearers multiple times across thousands of years.  You are literally talking to a bearer of a Ring of Power right now.  The only way Narya could be more right under your nose is if Gandalf decked you in the mouth.  Well done, o cunning one!  Truly a wizard of great insight and perception.

[antivanruffles]

Don't understand how fandom is like, "Jesper moves in with Wylan and never sees Kaz unless Inej around."

I'm sorry, you think Jesper "Who's Jordie?" Fahey and Kaz "Someone I didn't want to lose." Brekker aren't literally brothers at heart and each other's best friend outside of their respective partners?

Like?

Did y'all read the same book???????

[confinesofmy]

for the first time in a long time, i threw together something to eat and it was actively bad. not because of parosmia or any other external thing, it just genuinely wasn't good. i barely finished it and was really glad it was one serving. #humbled

[ortodelmondo]

Dominique Souse

[lizardothesexylizard]

Holly molly macaroni! Im now in america for like two weeks (mostly to visit fam) but wow!

[visjules]

rude ghost kid

[cheekedupwhiteboy]

A beating would do me a world of good

[monarchofmayhem]

@bishop-percival

(Previous) As Hater held him over his shoulder before setting him down, Bishop Percival adjusted himself to be in a sitting position. That way he was sitting behind Hater’s horn, giving him a better chance to investigate it. He wondered how sensitive they were to touch. “Hah! Lil guy hates my guts! I can just imagine it—” Percy leaned forward, resting his hands on Hater’s horn, and gave his best Commander Peepers impression, “‘I swear to grop if I bump into that bishop I’m gonna obliterate him into next week!” He then leaned back, removing his hands, and gave a hearty laugh. “Though I bet he filled it with all his weird little insults! Heh!”

Hater's horn twitched at Percy's touch in the same way as a bovine's back did when a bug landed on it. Other than that he didn't react.

Instead he glanced around the room, then burst into laughter when he realized that the tiny pope was mimicking C.Peeps. "BWHAHAHA! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE! Except he said he'd kill you and mumbled about how he could totally find a replacement!"

"And he called you a..," Hater idly twirled his wrist as he struggled to recall it. Then he said, complete with airquotes, "...A sussed gullet? Whatever that means," Hater said with an eye roll and snicker.

After a moment he turned his head to look at whatshisface. "Seriously, how'd you nail his voice?"

[girlsssonly]

[afreesworn]

A Happy Birthday

@anchor-management surprised me with this very wonderful birthday present! It brings me such joy since it calls back to Nabi's first nameday celebration she shared with her closest people.

The picture shows that years later, they remain as close as ever, if not more so.

Thank you SO MUCH @anchor-management!!! <3

And if you want to go check out more wonderful art, you can look up @r2ruen!!