#southeren

[lowcountry-gothic]

Blue Ridge Parkway in North Carolina.

[tehfootbath]

"I've started and run video game companies into the ground" — he forgot the last part

[mishalogic]

Good morning tumblrites

Hello from Australia

We love our ageless and beautiful land,

across the pond the great southern land down under,

with its grace and calm serenity ... Misha

[spaghettioverdose]

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HALT! PAY ATTENTION AND DO NOT AVERT YOUR EYES!

IT'S YOUR DUTY TO CALL ALL USAMERICANS YANKS

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including southerners btw (especially southereners who hate it)

[understandableparadox]

Bottom of the barrel isekai review

In this world there is a force far greater then anything we are used it. a creature that has been evolving since the dawn of life itself on this blue rock we dare make it share.

its teeth endless, its speed in-escapable, its power awe-inspiring. forcing those who witness it to create stories in celebration and worship around it.

what could this creature be? what could demand the respect of humans to such a degree that it has cemented itself as the oceanic Apex?

we are going to review the manga "Killer shark in another world".

we start at an adventureing academy for young summoners in the midst of a existinal war for the country, here young students summon their monster so that they may train with them and join the ranks in order to free their country men from the threat of the encroaching demonic army.

we then focus on our main charecter, shiromi! a young girl who has shown lack luster spirtual ability, but has been getting dreams of a odd creature. deeming them to be prophetic. her dreams prove to be visions as she summons a small shark.

right off the bat, im in fucking love. do you want to know the story? fuck you, sharks.

i'm makeing the story synopis quick so i can show you pictures from this shit.

she is deemed a traitor and kicked out and goes on a world trotting adventure to try to keep her shark summon from killing everyone and chipping away at the forces of the demon kings army.

this manga is a breath of fresh air. it is every b- teir schlock shark movie intagrated into an isekai.

to me the greater story of it is irrelevant, as is the story of a movie like sharknado, because you aren't here for the fucking plot of sharknado, you are not here for the story of Meg, you are here to watch a Big ass shark rip shit up expeditiously and watch some fucking explosions.

this manga provides that, it tenderly swaddles you in the viscera of its imagery and force feeds you scenes of delightful gratuitous violence towards anything that has a pulse and can be deemed even slightly annoying.

it is indiscriminate, it is magnanimous, the shark is the strongest motherfucker on gods blue marble and it will find ways to become stronger. it is a shark blessed with the powers of Every Single God Damn Shark Movie ever invented by the sick twisted minds of humanities most beloathed film makers.

is it impressive art wise? no, but only when its not drawing sharks. the moment the author is allowed to draw a shark, their autism sparks to live and we are blessed with the fucking magic that is the motherfucking shark.

is it impresssive story wise? No, its a shark running around eating random demon lords and people. nothing makes sense, the technology and culture make no sense. the villians motives make no sense. every where you turn the story bends itself to get itself to the next shark moment and you will grovel before it and thank it for how quick its dragging you to the nexts Blood Feast that it has loveingly prepared for you.

hell, even when trying to tell a story, it will take breaks in itself to go and kill a random isekai charecter from a completely different manga. and every time it rips into a shitty isekai protag, i have to fan myself like a god damn southeren belle that caught a glimpse of that kindly cowboys buns flexing while framed in those chaps. it has made me fall in love with it, a deep desperate love of what it has to show me next. what new and insane bullshit will it concoct? which motherfucker is about to get eaten?

the manga is endlessly creative in the same way that shark movies are endlessly creative. finding new ways to give this one shark insane and bat shit powers based on various movies. finding brand new ways to leave the world that it inhabits in shambles with millions of fucking shark bites ripped out of it.

all i can do is recommend that you go and read through this, its a short 27 chapter things and its not ever yet, but i promise you it will itch all the right spots on your brain if you are like me and have read all the shittiest isekais one can read.

Shark/10

[wife-emailer]

I know masters programs are more specific and in-depth than undergrad but going from a class lecture on “ancient near eastern art” to a class on “urban revolution and politics in 3rd millenium southeren mesopotamia” is giving me whiplash

[marshroom580]

Walked into a southeren restaurant and was immediately transported into my childhood, I didn't even know living in Texas affected me at all

[jwaffers]

Creation of the sentis

As always, this was also made before in a discord server that I was in, hopefully it just only contain one massive text and that it.  During the 1850s, a sudden and massive industrial boom was hitting the US, much larger compare to the universe we live in, as the industry stomped and raise the economy of the Northern States, requiring more of a working force, for even kids to be involved to be working 24/7 endless shifts in such bad conditions, while the southeren states were still much the same, and the democrats coming from the region, wanting to challenge the North states, try to pleas for inventors to make something so insipring, that it will shook to the North to there knees, and after much begging and asking every inventors, they finally atleast find one, coming from Illnois Judson L Whitcomb was lied to say, that the southeren will use these to boost there industrial sector, and wanting to challenge the north, but actually, is to bring more workers onto the cotton field, so making it even more profitable, and finally after some years of planning and making, it was offically revealed at a state fair in New Orleans, of Lousiana, where reporters all around the states, come to see the most latest inventions, but one struck out the most, being run or powered by steam, and seemingly the body is alike to humans but more lanky and angluar, Judson L Whitcomb, says this new creation will be the new face in the workforce of the south, to even challenge the North, to supposely boost it "Industrial power" Which many seem to be intriqued, and espically by the fact, that the robot seem to be self-aware! Picking out his suit, helping the people and etc. Many people were already drawn into this new broad idea, and thus reports were coming onto the other side of the world. But the southeren states have lied, instead of putting these sentis putting to work, to boost it industrial power, instead they put it where mostly they work on cottonfields, with horrible conditions! Having to deal with abuse, and stress from it human owners, some of them finally breaking out, and acting violent. The Northern states were quick to report this event going on, as they notice a large number of civilian sentis, evacuting from the south and heading to the northern states, sometimes following with the blacks into there both of them freedoms, and telling to the people, of what horrible conditions they were facing in, the sentis saying they have no rights, and always suffer hard punshiment, if they ever lash out at them, Which was quickly publiced in news around the North, making the people agited over the conditions of which the sentis are facing, thus increasing the tensions with the south, as the people beg for the congress, or president to do something about this, with finally going so far that in 1858? John Brown, with a mix of senti and brown freed slaves, raid the harper ferry, and try to start a offical slave revolution, but in the end, getting crushed by the US Marines. With only facing the Sentis seem to be the most diffcult part, as they were reported to be quick aggresive in there fighting. As the southeren states started to report of sentis freaking out, or a group of sentis attacking the owner before fleeing. And during the Civil war, it fully shown the senti pure aggresivness, as the soldiers commonly told stories of senti fighting waves after waves of southeren troops, and still not getting tired, and one particular report telling the story of a senti, that used to be a slave, then during the war, a medic, but always having the huge fasicnation of the natural world, writing down every animal, and plants he seeing, describing them, and saying how they are so wonderful. But during one battle, while he was trying to heal a drummer boy, just the age of 14, the kid got fatally shot by a confederate officer. Which seems to bring the Senti into a pure rage state, going down at him, and ripping every last bit of him, until there was nothing left, realizing the importance of this, US military ask for it creator to make a specialized military senti. Eventually after the war was over, the Sentis was granted the same rights, as the blacks did, enjoying the rights of being a full U.S Citizen, and the rights to vote in any election, and eventually allowing them to go be in congress, or take other federal positions, while the military sentis production easily outgrew the civilian ones, as the veterans of the war, was still fighting on, in the Americans-Indians wars, but the sentis heavily disliking fighting against these poor native americans, forcing them out of there lands to resettle somewhere else, while the sentis made great progress in the industrial world of the USA, becoming the shining icon of the so called american dream in both the U.S Military and the civilian life, and finally rest of the world realizing the importance of the senits, and making there own models as well, while a good part poriton of sentis, were also advocating for rights as well, and the sentis going much on harsher terms on the south, during this reconstruction era in this universe. Thus the creation of Jay Crow laws, and the KKK didn't exist. As the South goes through a massive revival, and having a industrial boom, just like what the north have done. Making in this timeline, America a more industral nation then ever before. Thanks to the help of the intelligence and innovations of the sentis. As other sentis were also contribuiting in other parts of the world.

[wonderwomanfantasy]

Not me thinking about listening to jazz with Atsumu because of the joke

Jazzy boy

[hbcu-dance-love]

The Fabulous Dancing Dolls - Southern University vs. Edward Waters (2019)

[crazynerddaddy]

So ik that southeren showdown happened, i also know i m a njpw world subscriber. If i m paying monthly for this, i seriously should get every advertised event imho.

[tehfootbath]

Is “southeren California” a new addition to @padam54’s twitter profile? Because someone suggested he absconded to Europe?

That’s some fine CEO’ing there Phil. Why don’t you update your customers and investors? It’s been more than 6 months.

It’s okay to say you failed, we all know what happened with Interplay.

[mishalogic]

Good morning tumbleites Hello from Australia Smiling brightly under our Southeren cross stars enjoying thier friendly lights as they twinkle above in the calmnesss of starry nights embrace wven in day time the stars are always there ... Misha

[jeeveypakistan]

Sindh government announces full support for businessmen and industrialists protesting over gas crisis

[homosexual-fast-dancer]

The reader insert is southeren (because she's based on my CatDog OC kinda) :)

Wonderful Half Life! Dog x Reader Headcanons

One day while Dog was out on a stroll he heard the beautiful sound of music

He walked over to where it was coming from and saw something that would change his life forever

It was a cute girl singing her heart out while the band played for an audience of people

Dog stood there and watched feeling his heart flutter and sighed before leaning on a wall fence

It was truly love at first sight

As time passed he kept on coming to your shows and eventually worked up the courage to actually talk to you

And so after you said your goodbyes to the band Dog approached you sweating buckets

"Hello ma'am, uh, good show. You're really good at that singing thing." He said taking off his hat to clutch it in front of his chest

"Well, thanks darlin'. I'm glad ya liked it, my name's (Y/n) case you didn't know." You shook his hand and winked at him making Dog blush

"Heh, my name's Dog." He said tilting his head slightly which you found to be rather endearing

After that first encounter you and Dog became quite good friends and started to go everywhere together

Unlike what he thought at first, instead of being a profession singer you instead worked under Mr. Cat, and when you learnt that he was a vagabond you suggested that he live with you and start working under Cat as well

After a while of being friends Dog started to work up the nerve to ask you to be his gal

"So, (Y/n) you know how we're friends and all?" He was rather sheepish but you smirked at him and raised an eyebrow

"Yeah, I know honey." You replied and that nickname made Dog's already pretty evident blush even more evident

"Yeah, but I was thinking maybe we could be something… other than… friends?" You knew straight away what he was getting at and smiled warmly at him

"I would love to be your partner Dog." You said putting your hand on the back of your neck

"Hi-ho-diggity!" He wrapped you in his arm and picked you up in his hug before putting you back down to give you a kiss

[stealth-skills]

Battle of Oraovica was an anti-terrorist action carried out by the serbian army and the police against albanian terrorists in southeren Serbia in may 2001. Result was 7 killed terrorists, while serbian security forces had no loses. Civilians were escorted by the police to safety from this largely ethnic albanian village so there were no civilian casualties. This two-day operation was performed so professionally that today it is being taught at american military academies as an example on how to fight in urban enviroment.