#specifically the red and black button up on top of the black turtle neck

[sweetandscarlet]

“you wouldn't want everyone to know that the most powerful witch in the world is secretly a brat now, would you?”

notes: hiii, some of y’all requested bottom wanda and i’m here to deliver :) ps, my apologies if the russian i used isn’t proper, blame google :’)

warnings: 18+ hard spankings, hair pulling, bottom!wanda, top!reader -if any of you have specific ideas, feel free to send asks! minors DNI!

wanda was an impatient woman. you had known that from the moment you met.

she was always needy and desperate when it came to you, never failing to beg and plead for her to get what she wants.

it was hot, to say the least, you loved putting the redhead in her place, forever reminding her of who was in charge and as much as she complained in regards to your rules. you knew wanda felt the same.

once again, you had warned the sokovian (before a party you had both been invited to); when she waltzed into your bedroom, wearing the prettiest red lacey dress you had ever seen and high heels to match. she wore light makeup, her hair curled and she honestly looked like she'd been sculpted by the gods.

"wow, baby you look beautiful" a compliment instantly spilled from your lips the moment you laid eyes on her. your eyes bored into her hungrily as they scanned her from head to toe.

freckled cheeks instantly turned bright red and she bowed her head bashfully. "thank you, malyshka and you look.."

green eyes looked you up and down as the older woman took in your attire.

black jeans hugged your waist and thighs along with a silver-buckled black belt that wrapped securely through the hoops of the pants. you adorned a black turtle neck, a white button-up over the top of it; leaving a few undone so you could show off the silver chains you accessorised with it and lastly a black suit jacket to finish off the look.

you had just finished doing black eyeshadow to match and wanda gulped hard at the sight of you.

"cat got your tongue?" you teased, a small smirk playing on the corner of your lips.

green eyes soon glowed red as wanda inched closer to you, her sokovian accent shining through as she muttered "there are no words for how delicious you look right now, moya lyubov'. are you sure we have to go to this party? i don't think i could handle going all night with you dressed like this"

you arched an eyebrow in amusement and watched as she reached one of her hands out and trailed her fingers over the belt buckle. your hand gripped her wrist when you noticed her fingers trying to work the leather and undo what you had just put on moments ago.

"patience, princess" you uttered in response as you gave her wrist a squeeze for good measure. "be good for me tonight, you wouldn't want everyone to know that the most powerful witch in the world is secretly a brat now would you?"

a needy whine fell from plump lumps at your words and she arched into you, already growing impatient and it showed as she darkly muttered. "well maybe you should think before dressing yourself up like this, it's not my fault"

your eyes narrowed at the response and you pulled her closer to you until your breasts were pressed flush together. "watch your tone wanda or this belt will be coming off, just not in the way you hope"

the threat of being spanked by the thick black leather caused the redhead to sink into submission and her bottom lip jutted out in a pout as doe eyes quickly faded back to their usual beautiful green.

you smiled at that, leaning down to peck her cheek. "you can do it, baby. be on your best behaviour, and i might be nice enough and take you home"

wanda slightly perks up, her pout turning into a small smile, and the feeling of hope settles in her chest at the promise. she lifts upwards on her tiptoes and leans in to press her lips chastely against yours. it takes everything in you to not melt into the kiss, throw her on the bed and have your way with her but no. you had a commitment. and you told natasha and the rest of the avengers you would be there.

“are you ready, bub?” you asked as you pulled away from the redhead's lips. “the longer we stay here the later we’ll stay at the compound”

you watched as wandas eyes widened at the realisation.

“then what are we still doing here y/n?? let’s go!”

you chuckled, shaking your head as you watch your girlfriend quickly turn on her heels, rounding the corner as she rushes out of the bedroom and down the stairs.

-

“y/n! wanda!” an all too familiar voice calls out as you both step into the compound's main room, hands locked together and wanda gives your hand a tight squeeze as she eyes the room.

you immediately know she’s anxious.

‘i’m sorry baby, i didn’t realise the party would be so big, i thought it was a small get-together’ you think loud enough in hopes that her telepathy picks it up.

thankfully, wanda turns to you and smiles in understanding. “it’s okay, medovyy. but i do hope you know, I now expect a reward after this”

you quirk an eyebrow at her as she looks up at you, a smirk playing on red painted lips. “oh is that right? let’s see how well you behave first”

wandas brows furrow in disapproval and before she retorts a comeback you tug on her hand and pull her through the sea of people, heading towards where natasha stood with her sister.

"hey nat.. lena" you greet, your lips stretching into a big smile at the sight of the two women. "how're you both? god, it's been like.. what? a month?" you scratch your head in thought with your free hand.

"i'm good thank you, and it has.. i guess the bad guys decided to be kind enough to give us a break" natasha retorts playfully and unbeknownst to you her eyes fall to scan your outfit.

wanda doesn't miss it though and it takes everything in the sokovian not to tell her, and her wandering eyes to fuck off.

she knew the other redhead liked you. you on the otherhand were blissfully unaware of the crush, but when the older woman can read minds, it's hard to ignore loud and intrusive thoughts that echo in her own.

you turn to face the blonde and smile. "how're you yelena? are you settling in well?"

"as well as i can, i'm still getting used to everything but having kate around helps" there's a slight blush to her cheeks as she mentions clint's protege and you bite back a grin, knowing full well what that blush means. "but enough about me, how is the happy couple?"

"nat! come here, we need another partner for bear pong!" a voice rings out and you recognise it belongs to steve.

the redhead turns, catches his eyes and nods before turning back to the three of you. natasha utters an apology and briskly walks away.

"we're good" wanda speaks as she gives a gentle squeeze on your still interlocked hands. "хотя, прямо сейчас она заноза в заднице"

yelena, who was mid-sipping her drink snorts into the plastic cup. "дай угадаю, никакого секса?"

you glance at the blonde before turning your attention to wanda who chews on her bottom lip in hopes a laugh won't slip out at the confusion written across your face. thoughts immediately run wild through your head, your brows furrowing in perplexity at what could have possibly been said in this sudden secret conversation.

"anyway" yelena interjected, her lips twitching into a grin. "let's get drunk and play some crappy american party games"

you and wanda laugh at the comment, following yelena as she heads towards where natasha and the rest of your friends stood.

hours pass and although playing pool, beer pong and a few quick games of uno distracted you, you couldn't help the nagging thoughts entering back into your mind at what yelena and wanda were talking about. you wished you had a chip implanted in your brain that automatically translated for you but alas you didn't and now that you were sat down, a drink in hand, it's all you could think about.

wanda who was perched on your lap and an arm around the back of your neck had to bite back a smile every time the thought swam through your mind.

"what're you thinking about, malysh?" wanda whispers innocently into your ear, the hand around your neck coming up to scratch the back of your head.

the redheads' voice pulls you out of your thoughts immediately.

you clear your throat and shake your head. "nothing baby, was just daydreaming"

you shift your arm that was displayed around her waist and squeeze softly at her hip in reassurance.

"do you want to know what i'm thinking about?" wanda drawls, her voice low as she speaks and her breath hot against your ear that threatens to send a slight shiver down your spine. she repositions herself on your lap so that your thigh presses against her clothed clit and you swallow hard.

you tense your leg at the sudden movement and just pray to god no one notices the way wandas mouth falls open at the extended pressure. she shifts her hips slightly, her cunt throbbing as your thigh rubs against her clit.

blunt nails dig in at the back of your neck and you don’t know whether to be pissed at her impatience or turned on at the fact she’s being such a sly little slut in public.

you ignore the latter and push the thought out of your mind as you swiftly move your free arm under her legs, swooping her up to cradle her.

“i’ll be right back guys, wanda’s not feeling too good” you shoot everyone a lopsided smile and just hope they believe you. “i think she’s had too much to drink”

wanda’s head rests in the crook of your neck, her eyes closing as she inhales the perfume you’re wearing and her nails stay at the back of your neck, scratching impatiently at the skin and the other hand is limply placed on your chest.

no one seems to care as they shrug in response and before you know it your feet move on autopilot as you walk out of the main room and down a hall. your body moves with purpose and wanda knows she’s in trouble as you puff out a frustrated breath.

you shift to the side, pushing open one of the many doors that situate in the hallway and kick it closed with your foot.

wanda looks up at you, a sheepish smile playing on her lips as she tries to hide the hunger that settles in her eyes.

you let her down gently and the redhead almost seems hopeful at the gesture but the feeling soon fades when her back slams into the wall behind her and your hand move to wrap around her neck.

“what did i tell you, wanda? what did i warn you not to do?” you spit, your eyes narrowing as you tower over the helpless woman.

“i- well.. i can’t seem to remember now”

feigning innocence. cute.

“let me jog your memory shall i?”

wanda watches as your hands drop to your waist, tugging slowly on your belt and as soon as you unbuckle it you pull it out of the hoops in one swift motion.

you see your girlfriend visibly gulp and you can’t help but smirk.

with the belt in your left, you use your other hand to grasp red thick locks and your fingers tighten as they thread through them. you spin her around and a loud gasp escapes plump lips when her face presses against the cold concrete of the wall.

“before we left” you start, your hand moving down to pull her dress up to her waist, leaving it there bunched up; her delicious ass now on show just for you. “i told you to do one simple thing and if you couldn’t, i’d do one simple thing”

your eyes drop down to see a red lacey g-string that matches perfectly with her dress.

your mouth waters at the sight and your pulse quickens at the thought of seeing her now bare ass turning bright red.

“i guess it’s not your fault you have a dumb little whore brain, but it’s okay. you’ll learn your lesson one way or another”

wanda whimpers, arching her back when she feels the cold leather of your now folded belt stroke along the inside of her thighs before moving upwards and over her clothed cunt that you just knew was already wet and ready for you.

“now..” you ponder, raising the belt to smooth over the swell of her ass. “how many shall i give you, slut?”

wanda whines at that. “none. please, i’ve learned my lesson, let’s- let’s just go back to the party”

the delicious sound of leather hitting bare skin echoes through the small room and you smirk as she cries out, her body jerking forward at the contact.

“that was one, baby. now tell me, how many more should i give you?”

“i- fuck.. i don’t know! if i take them all can i at least have a reward?” wanda asks sheepishly, bowing her head as she tries to focus on anything else other than the harsh sting and throbbing.

you hum in thought, your free hand rubbing against your chin. “give me a number and we’ll see if it’s good enough”

another slap echoes through the room and one of wanda’s hands fly to her mouth to muffle the scream she knows is about to come spilling out.

your eyes drop down to assess the damage and you’re pleased to see two thick bright red lines slowly appearing as welts on each of her ass cheeks. you squeeze your legs together at the sight, taking a deep breath; willing yourself to focus.

“y/n please, i don’t- twenty? as many as you want.. i just want to feel you inside of me, i’ll do anything”

the third smack comes down on wanda’s ass harder than the last and she can’t help a sob that escapes her lips, tears form in the corner of her eyes at the relentless force you’re using.

“you deserved those three to be hard for misbehaving. now here’s what’s going to happen, pretty girl” you say, reaching out to thread red locks through your fingers and grip hard, yanking her head back. “you’re going to take the rest and then we’re going to go back out, have another drink with our friends and then we’re going home. got it?”

a strangled cry spills out from plump lips and all wanda can do is nod desperately, gasping out a ‘yes’ as her legs tremble, threatening to cave out from underneath her.

“such a good girl for me” you whisper as you lean into her ear. “if you stay quiet, i’ll let you pick which strap we use when we’re home”

wandas heart skips a beat at the promise of having some sort of relief from the ache and constant throb she’s felt all day between her legs and as much as she wanted to; she would never touch herself without your permission. would never touch what’s yours.

wanda knows better.

her heart, body and soul belongs to you only.

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pt 2

[miraculous-magicalconnections]

Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Adrien Agreste Alternate Outfits

For the alternate outfits I wanted to give them pajamas, a swimsuit, something fancy/dress up, and two additional casual/everyday outfits (which are in the order from left to right)

If you want to see their main design, you can check the pinned post on my blog or click here

(Note: I can't draw feet so for her pajamas and swimsuit they're just not there)

For Marinette's pajamas it's just a simple white t-shirt with green boxers, the boxers she found after meeting Chat Noir and (although she'd never admit it) bought them as they reminded her of him

Her swimsuit is a mismatched top and bottom, because I felt like all the characters being in one-pieces felt unrealistic and I wanted to switch them up

Her dress is a mixture of a couple different dress I found online, made specifically to give her extra mobility with slits on both sides, and for that same reason she wears flats instead of heels (which are the same color as her camouflaged Miraculous)

For her first alternate casual outfit, I wanted to play into the running gag in Power Rangers where as civilians they wear their ranger color so she wears red, otherwise it's a simple outfit as she doesn't like to go all out

Her second alternate outfit is pink shirt and black shorts, just to add a bit more variety to her outfit choices

Her entire set may seem rather simple but that's the point, Marinette's a fashion designer and while obviously she has an eye for fashion and loves it, she also doesn't want to be surrounded by overly fancy clothes 24/7

So aside from her making some of her clothes (namely her dress) I didn't like the idea that she'd be completely overdressed just because she designs clothes

(Note: I can't draw feet so for his pajamas and swimsuit they're just not there)

For Adrien's pajamas I just went simple with black boxers, and this is the only times Adrien will take of his prosthetic (aside from showering)

For his swimsuit, I took inspiration from his in canon but changed them to be actual shorts and just gave them white stripes, thankfully due to the advanced nature of his prosthetic he doesn't NEED to remove it, but he often times does if he's alone or just with someone who knows

For his suit, it's a simple black two piece with a white undershirt, black tie, and dress shoes because of his father, if he didn't need to appease his father's wishes, he'd likely just wear a button up

For his additional casual look I gave him a very dark, almost black turtle neck and blue jeans which is his "Gabriel approved outfit" he wears whenever he doesn't need to wear a suit to any Gabriel function

And his final extra outfit is a dark green t-shirt and light blue jeans with an arm covering to hide his prosthetic

If you read his backstory, you'll know that Adrien lost his right arm in the accident that killed his mom, so he doesn't wear his prosthetic while he sleeps and covers it any chance he can get

This was unintentional originally, as it just happened, but I made most of his outfits black to further show just how much control Gabriel has over Adrien even if Adrien isn't as under his control like in canon

Aside from the accidental outfit-storytelling I made, his outfits didn't really have a set reasoning aside from thinking "what would an 18-year-old model who doesn't want to be a model wear?" which led me to very basic outfits with minimal color, this also helps contrast his two main outfits being the white long-sleeve shirt I posted in his redesign post (which is linked on my blog) and the green t-shirt outfit which he wears less commonly but more than the others

[siriusly-rem]

I’m not sorry but Sparrow!Ben has me in a mf chokehold

[shotorozu]

their favorite clothes

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note(s) : this is what would be their favorite clothes (that they own) on you. thank you all for 2.5k 🤍 also im so sorry for the lack of posts, and im gonna be real about this— it was my writer’s block 💀 good news, it’s gone now :)

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midoriya izuku

↛ honorable mention — his hero costume

↛ he absolutely loves it when you wear his shirts, like— i’m sure you know which one im talking about. the one that says ‘t シャツ’ i don’t know! his fashion sense isn’t the MOST fashionable, and the t-shirt itself isn’t very appealing to most eyes, but he absolutely adores how it looks on you. look, you can be the tallest being on this earth, to the point it makes his shirt look like a crop top on you, or you could be literally 4’5 and make the shirt look like a dress, he doesn’t care at all. he just loves how it looks on you, it makes him feel all warm on the inside, kinda like a *heart squeeze* moment, y’know? and no, there’s no exaggeration. he’ll just stop, and look at you when you wear his shirt. it’s just so personal, and he loves it.

bakugou katsuki

↛ honorable mention — though sweaty, his hero costume, and literally any other piece of clothing he has.

↛ then again, you could literally wear any kind of clothing of his, and you could have a ring adorning that finger of yours by the end of the day. he likes to pretend he’s absolutely not infatuated by the way his clothes look on you. if you force him to say what’s his favorite, he’ll mutter out ‘black tanktop’ because how could he not say that?? have you seen how delectable you look in that tanktop of his? it’s a surefire way to render him speechless, from the moment you walk into the room, to the moment you leave it— those gorgeous red irises will be on you. similar to midoriya, katsuki doesn’t care if you’re tall or short— just,,, wear his clothes, and if you want to seal in the future, then the black tanktop is the way to go. because he’ll probably get mad at you if you don’t wear his clothes to bed

todoroki shouto

↛ honorable mention — shouto’s button up shirt from his old hero costume, even though his old hero costume was HIDEOUS

↛ in his opinion, he loves anything on you (yeah, even a trashbag) but he does really love how you wear his turtle neck, he loves the fit. how it either loosely fits on you, or how it snuggly hugs your form— it really doesn’t matter. anything you wear would look really high end in his opinion, quite literally anything. but his black turtle neck really takes the cake. oh boy, when he saw you wear it for the first time, he froze up and almost charred his feet, cheeks firing up a warm red to match his scar. he has the money to buy a bunch of replicas of that exact black turtle neck, and he could give it to you but,, no. how could he do that? how do you look absolutely stunning in such a simple turtle neck? he doesn’t really know. anyways! he eventually ends up unofficially making the turtle neck yours, and he only wears it when he needs to douse his scent into the fabric once more— when it has almost completely faded away.

kirishima eijirou

↛ honorable mention — i wouldn’t say there’s an honorable mention, since he’s extremely loyal to his statements.

↛ his boxers. there, i’ve said it— and wait for a sec, let me explain. it’s not what you think, and you’d expect it to be like that but no, it’s not. at first, he thought you looked great in something simple as his sweater, or shirts but you were running out of clothes during laundry day— so you rummaged through your boyfriend’s clothing drawer, and pulled out a pair of red boxers, with black trimming. when he saw it peaking under your oversized shirt, he swear he saw the heavens. and from that moment on, you found yourself frequently wearing his boxers, but more specifically that pair. no, i’m serious— eijirou will get all pouty if you actually don’t wear his boxers, even when most of them are in the laundry. why does he like them so much? hm,, maybe it’s the security, and knowing that he’ll be the only one to see you in his boxers.

kaminari denki

↛ honorable mention — his boxers but you say no because he’s quite gross about it 🤢 anyways,

↛ his shorts. yes, they’re not the same as his boxers, but they’re the kind of shorts that you lounge in. now, i know you thought i was going to say “ooo he’s love to see you in a sweater with a lighting bolt embroidered in the middle!!”but then, the thing with these shorts was that he’s literally had them since he was in what,, the end of middle school im surprised they still fit, but they’re so dear to him? in a way that seeing you in those exact shorts makes his heart stop— only for it to start up again. thing with these shorts is that they’re oddly so,, pretty? i mean, his wardrobe is so questionable, but these shorts? there’s a mini reflective lighting bolt logo imprinted on the corner of the shorts. so quite literally, you’re seen with these shorts a lot— and the bakusquad give him hell for that 💀

monoma neito

↛ honorable mention — uh,, he does say that he ‘doesn’t know what you’re talking about! i don’t have more favorites on Y/N’ but you know damn well he does have more than one

↛ his hero costume, because well,, it’s very fashionable! but it doesn’t really look like he’s such a big fan of the entire ‘i wear your clothes!’ thing. because his clothes are his clothes, and your clothes look good on you anyway, end of the story! but if you do force him to say anything, he’ll admit that he does love seeing you in his hero costume. neito once walked in on you wearing his hero costume, and as to be expected— he made fun of you, but he did really like how it looked on you. but i suppose that’s the power you have on him, and he’ll admit it when he wants to, otherwise— he’s just teasing you for now. but pls wear it :,) he’ll basically be at your feet for the entire time

shinsou hitoshi

↛ honorable mention — a black sweater that has a silhouette of a purple cat printed at the center. it’s his favorite sweater, that’s why.

↛ his sweatpants. you and hitoshi had to switch clothes for a dare at a sleepover, and when he saw you in his lounging sweatpants, that’s what did him in. ever since then, he’s been quite obsessed with seeing you in them. hitoshi could care less about the sizing aspect, he just loves seeing you in his sweatpants— and it is quite a treat to come back from an especially gnarly day at school, and to be greeted by you lounging in his clothes, ‘instant recharge’ he says. he finds himself toying with the string of the sweatpants, when you’re on his lap, pressing kisses on his cheeks. anyways— if you want to kill him even more, then you should wear his sweater AND his sweatpants. he might as well just lock you in his room for him to keep forever (he’s not serious about that.) but it does surprise some people, because they never would’ve expected shinsou hitoshi to be the clingy/needy type. but you’re the only one that gets to see it indoors.

amajiki tamaki

↛ honorable mention — his button up shirt, i’m sure theres a gif of him wearing one in the anime somewhere, and i hope you know what i mean

↛ not really a clothing article he wears on the daily, but his cape. omg his cape. he sort of glitched out when he came back from interning, and saw you snuggling on the couch with his cape. like,, are you trying to unalive him? and he’s not slick about it either— everytime he comes back, and sees you using his cape as a blanket, draped over your shoulders, he nearly faints. it’s that intense, that’s why nejire and mirio brought his hero costume’s cape and gave it to you when it was time to sleep— he couldn’t get a wink of sleep because of the image of you with his cape, ugh! anyways, he does manage to leave it with you when he has to go away for a bit, because it says that it’s almost like he’s there with you. tamaki usually has to scramble on why he doesn’t have his usual cape.

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[pra370r1an]

So heya, i have to ask for the designs of mentors and commanders because i want so bad to do doodles of it, if you have only sketches i can work with it

Well you can find the designs in the fic itself but I'll grab them for you cuz I would love some sketches (and that goes for anyone else)

Luz: has a long green pirates captain jacket (think captain hook or something) and wears a striped turtle neck with a red beanie type hat. (the whole ensemble is based on the Beta design) she wields a red cutlass and either Owlbert on a borrowed staff or her harpoon ("blade was larger than a knife but smaller than a sword, one side flaring out before curving back forming a wicked hook" with glyphs and runes running along the staff part)

Luz's Mask: "It was orange along the sides, an almost white V was between the painted orange eyes, with the rest painted in a brown and black feather pattern. Two black horns or ears were on the top of the mask." and is based on the Long eared owl specifically this picture https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/assets/photo/68647431-720px.jpg

Luz's scars: Her left ear is missing a piece in the middle "The mark from the middle of her left ear continued diagonally across her face, just missing her left eye, scarring the top of her nose and ending just through her right eyebrow. Another scar ran from the right corner of her mouth and twisted up giving her serious face a slightly amused look. And a third ran the length of her forehead, disappearing into her hairline.

Finally, her neck had a scar running its front length, but this one was covered with the angry red mark of a cauterization burn in the shape of a hand. The black collar was open at the front, the two sides hanging just below this scar, with what looked like mesh circles facing out."

Eda is in her harpy form tho I know there's plenty of art with her as a pirate out there.

Amity's disguise: "She had grabbed a vest similar to Lilith’s, this one purple to match the handkerchief, and had a gold hoop in her left ear. Her long lilac hair uncovered for once, parted to the right with an undercut of brown on the left. Annoyingly, there was still a bit of brown coming in under the lilac. Cavalier boots that almost reached her knee and her saber on her belt completed the look."

Willow: She just has the yellow jacket from her beta design and a blue bandana over her head with her great sword "The blade was almost as tall as her and was about two hands wide. Intricate vine decals ran through the hilt and handle."

Lilith: "a dark grey vest and white shirt combo with a red sash around her waist" with a knapsack

Boscha: "She had borrowed a red jacket from one of Salty’s sailors, mentioning it matched her hair. Over that, she had her bandoleer of potions and a knapsack filled with her potion tools and ingredients."

Skara: "She had a simple white shirt with a red handkerchief tied around her neck, while her earrings had been replaced with gold hoops that sailors liked." And she has her harp of course.

Gus: "It was a light-blue frock jacket, not unlike Luz’ green one. Gold buttons ran the length and the ends of the sleeves were folded back showing pure white with several more buttons decorating it."

"Cavalier boots rose up his legs, his shirt shifted to something closer to the crews makeshift uniforms, and even a gold earring showed up in his ear."

And I think that's just about everyone thats different. The twins and Salty are the same etc etc and I doubt youd want to doodle Sam and Paulsgrove

[loudestcloud]

Time for Luffy's fashion exam! Now, I'll be honest, I did skip an outfit because I decided I will be ending this whole thing with the Strawhat fashion show in Episode of Luffy. Also, sorry for the posting gap, I remembered I have other unfinished post sets. That being said, this is a very long one so let's do this!

Kid Luffy, Post-Enies Lobby & Fish-Man Island: I think it's super cute when Luffy has white t shirts with red based logos because it reminds me of the first picture. Makes him look baby plus, they can always be found in cute domestic EPs or fun, cute flashbacks. The shorts change over time and that's also kinda cute, a range of cuffs is a nice change up. It's nice to see the red contrast the blue shorts and the white is a nice color on him cos it contrast his hair!

Romance Dawn, Enies Lobby, Thriller Bark, Sabaody Archipelago, Amazon Lily, Marineford & last Dressrosa outfit: This look is the pre Luffy look. It's the pre Timeskip look everyone thinks of is cuffed shorts, Kimono sandels and sleeveless vest (and Strawhat, obviously) but have you ever seen them all in a line? It's mad. Each outfit is the same basic look bit more are more spicy each time! I like the Thriller Bark and Sabaody Archipelago looks a little bit more cos it's nice to see that jacket open and it feels like he was trying something new. I also feel that the buttons on the jacket look like the ones on Shanks' pegged ankle sailor pants when we first see him so that's cool. (it took me hours to find the name for his trousers, oh my fucking god) The last Dressrosa outfit feels like a nice callback to the rest of the line up here without being too much cos it's just a red vest top instead and I do find it funny it's like the Enies Lobby and it's used in Dressrosa because of the jokes people make about Robin and Law being so similar.

Timeskip: This is it lads, it's the one true icon itself, the post look! ☺️ When I sit back and look at it I see all the people this look is influenced by and want to cry at how masterful it really is. (Now, I do wanna say that I didn't come up with this nor am I the first to say it and I am definitely probably looking too much into this but) The yellow belt is taken from Shanks' red belt the first time we see him and the Shanks look Luffy is more familiar with. Now onto the jacket. I know it won't stand out as to why for most but it's Ace inspired! When Ace leave to become a pirate, the start of his adventure, he has his jacket open and Luffy having his jacket open also shows his scar from the ending of Ace's adventure. I also really appreciate how no one hides scars in this anime. Also, someone said that the style of the jacket and it's fancy frills could be in reference to Sabo's little jabot collar and honestly I do see it. it's quite subtle unlike Shanks' but not as hard to catch as Ace's so I enjoy thinking that it's there too. Lastly, he still has his cuffed shorts and kimono sandels because it's still Luffy's outfit at the end of the day and he is still who is is, just with a stronger appreciation of what people have done for him now. It's also his colour pallette for the pure fact he is the main character n needs his pallet. also sometimes he just has normal wooden sandels but the same outfit sometimes, it's a small detil a lot of people overlook but I prefer the sound of his Kimono sandels 😊

Dressrosa: I love this outfit cos it's stilly but also has very nice vibes. Looks ready for the beach but is really throwing hands and that's the best kind of outfit, it's a nice expectation subversion tbh. I also like how he tried to hide the Straw hat but not... All of it? And I love how the crew didn't actually question it either. It would have been super easy for one of them to just tell him to leave it behind or something but I do really love how respectful they always are of the hat. I myself have a hat that's super important to me and when I loose it I go mad.

Whole Cake Island: I love this arc for outfits! I swear if the actual content of it doesn't kill me, the act looks will 😭 it's all so magical and it knows it is! Like I said before, white is a good color on him as he has black hair but for the same reason, so is black! In this arcs outfit range, the Staw hat seems almost invisible and his outfit gets less and less 'Luffy' as the arc gose on showing this is not about him. He's not the focus of this arc and you can see that in a lot of the outfits thb. I also like the lack of blue and yellow, 2/3 of his colors as Sanji is often associated with those too as we've talked about before. Also, I like the little red strips on the white jacket with the gold buttons, idk why and I think it's nice that the last 2 outfits are so simple in general, it's a nice look for him. oh, what's that? A Pink jabot? Your killing me Lu, straight up killing me here lil' bro! Side note, is this the first time in canon Luffy has worn a suit jacket or is it the only time I've noticed? Cos DAMM!! Shits sick as fuck and I actually love that when wearing a suit jacket as such he always keep short on 😆

Spa Island, Z's Ambition & Strong World: WHOS READY FOR A RELAXING SUNNY DAAAYY!? (pun not intended but very much enjoyed) I actually adore the fact Luffy still tries to go swimming cos it was his favourite thing to do as a kid so like fuck Luffy is gonna give up on that. He's got his safety measures ready, what more do you want from him? I mean I personally want him not to swim with his hat on cos it's litrally Staw and that's not good for water but anyway Z's Ambition, am I right!? The top is so fucking cute and I just noticed those shorts are also ✨designer✨ fancy man!! Now, the pic of Zoro is the one I missed out before and it's also from Z's Ambition. I love that Luffy has the shark top but Zoro has the ocean shorts. I really love Zoro in this purple cos and thick white stripes really work with the ocean waves. It's really well put together and hes got dark brown sandels on to off set all the white but keep the purple from being a stand out color, it's cool! Than the last Luffy looks like he's at a fashion show. It looks like the shorts come from a kids set the shark top belongs to. Imagine those together, it'd be so cute. However, it isn't an ocean patten, those are clouds cos Nami has a bikini top with the same pattern in Skypiea and it's actually one of my favourites for her.

Boss Luffy Historical Special! This filler AU is so much fun, I think any it a lot. He has his hair up in that super cute and useless way that doesn't actually do much but I do have my hair like that a lot n it's just... nice? Idk, it's strange buy I like he did that. I really enjoy his Kimono more that the actual Wano one cos it's a lot more simple look. The Sai being tucked in in that way is also cool but kinda makes it look like it's stabbing him a bit 👁️👄👁️. I like the pin strips being like a faded purpleish cos if you just glance at it, it makes it look it fuzzy. The belt also looks very nice with the middle ligter bit. It really feels like the Wano one was inspired by this is a way cos of the color matches. Like, it's probably not but still.

3D2Y, Adventure of Nebulandia 😍 & Heart of Gold: Hat-less Luffy is both a sin and a blessing. Regardless, I LOVE OP BOYS IN HOODIES!! I had to show you this specific the 3D2Y because we don't see the hood and it's soooo cute cos it a paw 😍 but also 😬 cos it's like... Kuma's paw the thing that cause 3D2Y in the first place. But that's also why it's so cool at the same time and AHHHHHH 😄 Now! On to Nebulandia! I really like this movie but also in canon, how does he have that jumper? Who made it for him and can I have one? It's Usopp flag design so I guess it could be him but he doesn't seem the type. Point is I want one. Last of this set is some really cosy outfits!! "How much fur?" "Yes" am I right? Like the first one is sooooo cosy with all the fur! Plus, a funky new bamboo hat, always a good thing to have a new hat. I appreciate that you can see the zips on these too. Then the orange turtle neck one with little fluffy bits is just here cos it's so out of his usual looks, I had to at least mention it.

Strong world & Film Z: The shorts on the first one are really cute cos it's a light rosey pink with red fur and just a plain solid dark blue colour jacket works really well. Not to mention the fact he has a super cute orange and yellow flight helmet hat with goggles on under the Staw hat. The 2 bag straps also make an X which is a nice detail. The 2nd outfits in this movie are super fuckin cool ngl. It's so strange to see them all dress in black and have guns but I like the red shirt for him with the yellow highlighted parts. Makes the Straw hat actually work with the outfit instead of ignoring it. Film Z brings us the same flight helmet hat just brighter and without the goggles but also opens with this T-Shirt and Luffy being silly with it. I think that's the only reason to mention it, it's funny. Then the obligation pirate outfit, always stunning plus the meat belt.

Film: Gold & Stampede (also used in Cidre Guild): these are my top 3 Luffy outfits no matter what else I see. I love the straw cowboy hat sooooo much cos it's very Luffy. I like the balls they has as a team to choose white for all of them, considering they are all quite messy people, living for that dad shirt and I like the Golden chain around his neck but am always confused as to why it was never used against him. Like dude could and should have tried to choke him at least once, right? Anyway, the dress! Now, the dress isn't actually that good but it's my favourite because it shows how Luffy has no fucks about gendered things. On to of that, a big pink flower is wonderful and look at his confidences in it, he's so proud of it the boom, Nami told him he can't wear it! Lastly, the Stampede outfit!!! Just like the Nebulandia jumper, I have no idea who made it but it's irrelevant cos it's beautiful and I want it so badly. I like that it's white and red stripes, gives thenprefect vibes for Stampedes opening. The shirt is actually too big for him, you can see on his arms but it's actually super cute. I love the simple look of these shorts then the fact his yellow belt is replaced with white bandages and the black on the kimono sandels are now red? It's such a simple pallet and it's truly the best!

I also just wanna add, I think it's really cute when Luffy has the Straw hat on his back just cos his hair is really cute. Idk why, it's looks kinda cursed but cute at the same time

This post took 2 weeks or so to make and we made listening to the complete BNHA soundtrack, film gold OST and Sonic generations vol.1

Sanji

Zoro

Nami

[bubmyg]

Her and Blood Sweat and Tears (also did you know that I love you)

Her: Did you pick some habits from a member?

i don’t know that i’ve picked up habits from members necessarily but i bite my fingers/nails really bad like y’all were noticing yoongi does lol 

Blood, Sweat and Tears: Favorite look on every member?

im too lazy to look for pictures/credit so im gonna try to describe what i mean and hope you all know okay worm let’s go

jinnie: that big huge pink hoodie he has w the abnormally large black strings; also the crop top from the tear concept pics? god tier

yoon: jimmy kimmel, that’s it that’s the look; also that big huge black turtle neck and the round glasses w his mint hair uwu

hobi: the dude w the gold jacket from new years holy shit; also just anything with his red hair that was Amazing

joon: like all of joon’s airport fashion??? but specifically that time he looked Yum in blue jeans and a black t-shirt; also his spring day sweater uwu

jimin: that vid w the black ripped jeans and the black hoodie.....also any bs&t stage outfit

tae: the big white button up and tie from dna; also the beauty blender pink beanie ajfksajfld

guk: His Police Uniform From Dope; the overalls and the stripes from that run epi; also honorable mention the time he matched his camera bag at the airport w the fucking shorts and timbs ajfksjafl

send me bts song asks

[phccnix-blog]

Things Asked During Sex Ed

“If I go in the bathroom and jerk off, then touch the doorknob to get out of the bathroom...then my mom touches the doorknob while going into the bathroom and fingers herself- can I get her pregnant?”

“OK what if I'm in a hot tub with 50 guys and they all ejaculate at the exact same time, then can I get pregnant?”

“If you're having anal sex with a girl and she farts, will your testicles explode?”

“If my dick is long enough, can it puncture a girl's stomach (through vaginal intercourse) and murder her?”

“Uterus? Isn't that the thing that cows have?”

“Why does it hurt when you get shampoo in your dick hole?”

“Why do flavoured condoms exist?”

“If a girl has her nipples pierced, does the milk come out like a sprinkler?”

“Can I give myself an STD from masturbating?”

“Can we get a demonstration?”

“If you put cum in your hair does it make it shinier?”

“Where does the penis bone go after your boner goes away”

“What if your having sex and then you released your semen into one girls mouth and then she passes it into another girls mouth and then they spit it into each other's vaginas? Can they both get pregnant?”

“WHAT’S A BONER?”

“Why are my periods green?”

“How come every time I ejaculate my balls shrivel up like a frightened turtle?”

“Eww, what turned this one black?”

“Does a longer penis mean more chance of conception because the sperm has less distance to travel?”

“So, do I eat it now?”

“Butt stuff?”

“Why do people make noise/moan while.. you know…?”

"Is it a dick move to piss in the girl because the toilet is really really far away?"

"Wait that's what crabs look like?"

"Well if the vagina has acid why don’t girls fingers get burned off?"

“Is it masturbation or incest if you have sex with your clone?”

“Do guys have periods?”

"Is it wrong to masturbate while holding a picture of Jesus?"

“Can I get pregnant from oral sex?”

"Is a solid kick to the stomach a viable method of abortion?"

"If I'm caught masturbating during a test, does that count as cheating?"

"Why did god make me gay?"

"Is a snickers wrapper an appropriate substitute for a condom?"

“How does sex feel?”

“Will we have a practical exam?”

“What if we get an erection when we play golf?”

"Whenever we're all showering, I notice that my dads wiener is way bigger than mine. Will it ever grow or just stay tiny forever?"

“Can you get a girl pregnant from cumming In her butt?”

"What does 'cumdumpster' mean?"

“Masturbation?”

“How do Daddy-long-legs reproduce if they're all Daddy's?”

"What do they do with your virginity once they take it?"

"Why does it hurt when you bend your penis?"

“Can you show us how to put the condom on the banana with your mouth?”

"So, what you're saying is.. I was the uber sperm Of my dads load?"

"If you have a coca-cola flavoured condom, do you have a coca-cola flavoured baby?"

“Wait, what’s a vagina?”

"Is it cannibalism to swallow semen?"

"What's a penis on the Mohs Hardness Scale?"

"What does all of this have to do with Bill Clinton?"

"Why does the diagram only have 2 testicles?"

“So if the sperm takes 3 to 4 days to get to the egg, does that mean the penis has to be inside all that time?”

"How many men can fit into a whale's vagina?"

“Why does the penis have to be hard to go in?”

"What's it mean when Daddy ties up Mommy and uses his belt on her like he does on me when I'm trouble? They're having sex but she's getting punished? What does that mean?"

What STD's can you get from phone sex?

“Do we manually insert placentas into women so the baby can grow?”

“Is breast milk skim or 2% milk?”

“If both participants were wearing gender specific condoms and using lube, could it start a fire?”

"Is it gay to have anal sex with a woman because males have assholes too?"

"What does cum taste like?"

"What happens when two people who both have aids have sex?"

"How can something so wrong feel so good?"

"If you get pregnant next to a microwave, will the baby have radiation poisoning?"

"Can you run a car off of fart gas?!"

"If I put hot sauce on my penis and get a girl pregnant, will the baby be a Mexican"?

"Vulva... Isn't that a car?"

“Can you get your virginity back?”

"CAN YOU DIE?"

"Yo! If you getcho thang shot off in a war, can you getchoself an artificial dangalang?"

"Who are the anal sex police? Do they just be creeping up in your yard and peeping through the window to make sure you're not sticking it in her booty hole?"

"How much masturbation is too much masturbation?"

"Will it get stuck?"

"Would you break your neck if you sucked yourself"

“If God didn't want us to eat it then why'd he make it look like a taco?!"

“YO! ARE YOU PREGNANT, OR JUST FAT?!"

“Wait so what is a sperm whale made of?"

"Have you had sex?”

"If you have sex with a pregnant woman could you get the baby pregnant?"

“Can excessive masturbation delay puberty?”

"So... what if the snake is too big for the hole?"

"WAIT! How do you have an orgasm from having a dick in your mouth?!"

"Is sperm considered kosher?"

"Do sperm have faces?"

"If you have sex with a pregnant woman, can the baby reach out and grab your penis?"

"Does superman have supersperm?"

"So if you have herpes and you jerk off and get jizz on your hands, then you answer the phone and get jizz on the phone by accident, can the next person who uses the phone get herpes from it?"

"Do the balls go in too?"

"Can you get pregnant through the belly button?"

"Will my hair down there keep growing and need the barber to cut it like the hair on top of my head?"

"When am I gonna get MY period, huh??"

"Ahhh yes I know you pee on the girl, but where do you pee?"

"Why can't a guy get pregnant? What if he tries, really, really hard?"

“If a woman has sex with a dog will she have puppies?”

"I'm ready to have sex but my condom hasn't grown yet? When will I be able to grow my condom?"

"Why do gay people have to wear condoms? They can't get pregnant!"

"How big is a whale's penis?"

"Should I wear a condom while masturbating in case someone sits by were I came and gets pregnant?" 

"Can you get an STD from having sex with a dead body that has it?"

"Is it true that the baby comes out looking most like the parent who worked the hardest during sex?"

“Can you use a lobster as a condom?”

“Is poop a good lube?”

"So does that mean you cant bust a nut?"

"Can you make cheese out of breast milk?"

“If you and your partner both have the same STD does it cancel out like PEMDAS or something?”

"Is the plural of penis peni?"

"What happens if someone is born with both the gun an' the holster?"

"How does the lady get something the size of a watermelon out of a hole the size of a lemon?"

"What's the deal with tampons? Whadu they do shove em up their butt or sumpin?"

"So, if I squeeze one of my balls when I cum, I'll be able to decide the sex of my kid?"

“Does your dick ever stop growing? I had a dream where mine was giant.”

"Okay, say you're nailing this chick and your sack hits her ass, does it retard the sperm?"

“Do boobs help you swim?”

"So what's abstinence?"

"If you're having sex really hard, can your penis break off?”

"Can balls pop?"

"Why is called a blowjob if you suck?"

"When do boys get their penis?"

"What's a ho?"

“If I finger a girl and then eat nachos can I get aids.”

“Do girls have uteruses all the time?”

"So what exactly are these vaginal fluids?"

“Is it necrophilia if she dies during sex?”

“You said every man has a penis. Does that mean even JESUS had a penis?"

“How do you make love to a woman in a wheelchair?”

“Does vaginal discharge involve electricity?”

"If you punch a woman in the stomach and she has twins or triplets will all the babies shoot out like bullets?"

"What's the chemical composition of cum?"

"If a girl has braces, can it rip your dickskin like a chess grater?"

"Why does it hurt when you pee after sex?"

"Can you get aids if you lick poop off of a bathroom stall?"

"Is that a technical term?"

"when a girl does anal is poop?”

"Can you use semen to clear acne?"

"So is it possible to stimulate the penis and ejaculate WITHOUT having sex?"

"I heard octupuses have 8 testicles. Is that true?"

"Can you make bread out of a yeast infection?"

"If you blow into one nipple will the other boob inflate?"

"I heard that if you shove 6 red skittles up your vagina and let them dissolve before having sex you won't get pregnant. Is that true?"

"If I inject LSD into my testicles will my penis hallucinate?"

"Do girls pee out of their clitoris?"

"Can a hermaphrodite get itself pregnant?"

"Does the penis get attached after birth?"

"Could you explain again why they cut their willies off?"

“Sex?”

"If a girl didn't use a condom, can she do jumping Jack's to not get pregnant?"

"do animals do it too?"

“Do black people have black cum?”

"Why did the cafeteria stop selling peach Snapple?"

"Can a guy, like, nut before his balls drop?"

"Can't you just aim without having to put it in?"