#spider horse

[parasiticstars]

This is incredibly dumb but are we just going to collectively not talk about Miles miraculously, inexplicably knowing how to ride a horse? Yes it LOOKS easy but it’s just. not. I can’t explain it and I’ve only ever ridden two (2) times, and definitely not in a gallop, and definitely definitely not after running and doing acrobatics for my life.

Where, how, and why would he have even gotten lessons, or even BEEN on a horse outside of like,, pony rides at the fair when he was four? Provided they even did those in big city fairs. This is importanté; even moreso than the resolution for the cliffhanger

[reality-is-lemons]

I also want to celebrate that not only was Patrick O'Hara (Web-Slinger) on screen in Spider-Verse (along with our beloved Widow), he also got SPEAKING LINES?! Thank you so very much to Taran Killam for giving our rootin'ist tootin'ist shootin'ist Web-Slinger a voice!

🐎🤠🕷

[iwasbored777]

Sony went from rebooting the exact same Peter Parker's origin story with basically the same supervillains every ten years to having these characters in their movie just bc. I'm proud of them.

This is giving four horsemen lol

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Both me and Spider-Man: THE HYPHEN THE HYPHEN GUYS

[milimeters-morales]

where’s that picture of that pink haired woman being chased by a horse on a street. wait nvm i got it

miles and widow in the atsv trailer

[flame-shadow]

monsters

[galaxygolfergirl]

I couldn’t NOT draw him. Like, I had to.

[the-atlas-sister]

If other please let me know

[one-paper-bag]

spider horse in the plinko

[dakry]

Spider Horse Spider Horse, look out here comes spider horse 🎶

Spider-Punk but horse or whatever this is :)

I can’t did do draw :(

[ljkennedy]

NEEIIGH

[peridotunoffichel]

I just saw someone in PUBLIC TIKTOK COMMENTS ask “do you think spiderhorse’s cannon event was the Mr hands incident?”

[milimeters-morales]

Gwen: Miles and Hobie got high and scared themselves into thinking a thousand horses were gonna stomp them to death

Gwen, leading Widow into the room: so, to have some fun,

[soranatus]

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[pandadrake]

Horses. I really like that other movie that Hobie's voice actor was in.

IDK why I ended up putting so much effort into the rendering this was just supposed to be a shitpost.

Hobie's pose is heavily referenced from a shot from the movie Nope (2022). The background texture is also from the same frame.

Miguel is cast as the stressed-out, half-Latino, tech guy with an angel name who watches camera feeds all day and bitches about his life to people he just met.