#spider-pig

[sirgnomethegiant]

You know why Spider-Man Noir and Spider-Pig weren’t in Across the Spiderverse? Because Miguel took one look at their dimensions and noped the fuck out. He already has to deal with Hobie and Peter B. and adding those two would have just set him off earlier.

[pluralzalpha]

Hats off to the many Spider-Men, Spider-Women and Spider-Folks

[bobjackets]

Dan Hipp.

[thatwritererinoriordan]

[readtilyoudie]

SPIDER-GWEN: MOST WANTED VOLUME 1

[antiherocomics]

Marvel Voices: Pride

[popculturebuffet]

Summer Fun PolL Final Stretch Update

It’s been almost a week since the last update on my summer fun poll and as we approach the end let’s see what we have

While still not the cubrstomp as past races it’s VERY clear most of you want some weird al. But times not up yet so if you want me to look at batman, transformers or simpsons, you have till sunday to settle up and get those votes up.. or if you want to ensure God Emperor Weird Al’s victory you can vote to see that happen

VOTE HERE TIME IS ALMOST UP

[secretlyacantankerousseawhich]

Spider-Pig joins Disney's MCU: colorized.

[420technoblazeit]

i went to hot topic right after watching across the spider verse and there was so much spider-punk merch and my first thought was hobie would want me to steal this

[kinkandkreep]

♡︎ 𝙲𝚆: 𝚍𝚞𝚋𝚌𝚘𝚗

Miguel is such a considerate, attentive lover. 

He kindly gathers your hair up for you so that it’s out of the way as he forces you to choke on his girthy cock. 

Your comfort is important to him, so he makes sure your head rests snuggly on the fluffy pillow he so generously provided as he pounds you into the mattress. 

He compliments you often, practically worshiping your body and even letting you decide which color rope you think suits your complexion best.

He thinks you’re beautiful, every part of you! Yes yes, even the bruises. 

He takes pride in how well he cares for you, even though you can’t always see how blessed you are through your tears. (Which Miguel is always sure to gently wipe away for you.)

He lavishes you in the finest jewelry and most expensive gifts, never expecting anything but your obedience love in return.

Not to mention, your family simply adores Miguel. What’s left of it anyway.

Family gatherings are always such a joyous time! Especially when you disregard the nervous edge to everyone’s smiles and Miguel’s never-loosening grip on your waist. 

Without a doubt, Miguel O’Hara is the perfect love, he makes you tell him all the time.

[ramshackledtrickster]

We know and love Meows Morales, Peter Porker, Pengwen Stacy, etc etc… now may I present: Miguel O’Hare-a

[demonictacobeard]

Adam, still going through it, texting Lucifer because that’s the only fucker he knows here who he only hates most of the time: Why is a fucking pig lying on my bed?!

Lucifer, texting back right away: It’s hard being the only one of your kind in a place, he must have been so excited to hear you were here that he came to see you himself

Adam, using Doomgle for the first time to find pictures of ducks saying die in a fire: Die

Lucifer, torn between being pissed at the duck meme or loving it: You first, no that would be second wouldn’t it?

Adam, sending a rolling eyes Hellmoji: Oh no I’m dead, so fucking original. Not like I haven’t done this before, bitch nothing you say will piss me off more then dying from advanced aging

Angel Dust, accidentally reading the whole thing over his shoulder, an easy task: That’s where Fat Nugget is?! Fuck, why’d he run off there? I don’t wanna go into the depression cave, and I know Adam doesn’t want me to come knocking either

Lucifer, waving his hand and opening a portal into Adam’s room: I’ve got this. Adam! You can deposit the pig here into the waiting arms of his owner

Adam, shoving his hands through the portal while holding a whining Fat Nugget: Who’s miniature ham is this even?

Angel Dust, scooping Fat Nugget up: Mine! Nugget, my sweet little shit. Why’d you go and fall asleep in a lamb paddock?

Adam, flipping Angel off through the portal and slowly dragging his hand out of it: Wilbur got lonely, guess Charlotte isn’t entertaining after all huh?

Angel Dust, flipping him off back with his lower arms: Just shut up you shitty ass sheep, a Shepard would leave you behind on purpose

Lucifer, cutting that short by closing the portal: Charlie’s going to be so happy he spoke to someone today

Husk, cleaning his lemon juicer: She’ll be happier about it then Adam himself

Lucifer, shaking his head: No, trust me he lives for this shit. He’d rather argue then being left completely to himself. Because if he’s all alone he’ll get bored. He hates being bored

Angel raising a suggestive eyebrow: And…your majesty just how do you know that?

Husk, slapping his face because he warned Angel about teasing the King Of Hell a hundred times: He has fun undoing everything I do to keep his ass alive, doesn’t he?

Lucifer, staring at him silently before laughing a little too loudly: No reason!

Angel after Lucifer tugs his collar and leaves awkwardly: I think the king doth protest too much, Husk

Husk, sighing: I think you are doth interested, in the business of a man who can kill a seven deadly sin if he wanted to, too much

[stearleart]

I wonder if Angel having a pet pig is a Charlotte's Web reference? makes sense, Angel being an anthropomorphic spider.

Fun fact, Charlie's real name is Charlotte!

[bobjackets]

Spider-pig by Louie Joyce.

[thatwritererinoriordan]

Spider Pig T-Shirt by Erin O'Riordan on Storenvy

Can he swing from a web? No he can’t, he’s a pig

[eights-world]

grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you around

do you see my vision ??? do you see it??!!! im not crazy i swear—