#splatoon incorrect quotes

[loz-the-noob]

this is what you see before you die

better quality version without the gif under the cut!

textbox generator by the awesome @/aviivix !

[misted-buttercup-enjoyer]

Pearl: Okay, what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Marina, confused because of the language barrier: A-AS ENEMIES?!

[a-rand0m-bl0g]

Chell: Hey, just wondering if you got your photos printed.

Agent 8: Bogos binted?

Chell: What…?

Agent 8: *Speaking Octarian*

Chell: Photos printed?

Agent 8: What.

[splat-inkrusted-blog]

Eight: Good morning Quartz. how have you slept?

Four: Ugh ... I've been having the weird nightmares the past few weeks - I've been fighting you over and over. It's exhausting and has been ruining what little sleep I get.

Eight: ...

Four: It started back during Off the Hook's tour, when Marina wanted me to be a part of this project she was working on. Unfortunately Classes were picking up and I couldn't spare the time.

Eight: What are these Nightmares like?

Four: Well, it's a team of me and a few others ... You're wearing a white leotard in all of the dreams it's all a bit fuzzy and disconnected.

Eight: ... We are going to visit Marina and Pearl. I think I know the source of these bad dreams.

Four: Actually, I've got a lot of homework-

Eight: I will ensure they pay off your loans.

Four: ...

Four: So how soon can we get going?

[incorrect-quotes-for-everyone]

Order, for the sake of the whole world... I, AGENT 8, will strike you down!

-Eight during the Overlorder Phase 4 intro

[youraveragekomaedakinnie]

Incorrect Cuttletavio quotes.

Craig: Why are you on the floor?

Octavio: I'm depressed.

Octavio: Also I was stabbed, can you get Ammoses, please...?

[ikatakoalt]

Four: So you’re together, right?

Three: Mm-hm.

Eight: Yep!

Four: But… if Inklings don’t have bones, then how do you… you know… *suggestive hand motions*

Three: …

[paranormalelevatedgrounds]

some splatoon incorrect quotes i drew

i got the quotes from an incorrect quotes generator, screenshots below cut

[blaze-art]

OMG New Splatfest Reveal! 😲

Shiver: Coffee is disgusting! I only drink the finest leaves!

Frye: Tea is just pompous water, real adults drink coffee!

Big Man: Sometimes I add rainbow sprinkles!

[ikatako38]

Four: So are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Three: Knife.

Eight: He’s the little spoon.

[misted-buttercup-enjoyer]

Shiver: Y'know, Pearl gives Marina flowers every day. I wish you would, too. Frye: Sure. The next day: Frye: *gives Marina flowers* Marina: ...huh??? Frye: I'm just as confused as you.

[thingsmysplattershotjrtoldme]

Random inkling meeting Deep Cut, showing off their tattoo - Like my tattoo, Big Man? It says 'certified fresh' in Manta!

Big Man - Ay, ay (No, it doesn't)

Inkling - What!? But that's what I asked the artist to ink me with!

Big Man - Ay (Well, they didn't)

Inkling - Then what does my tattoo say?!

Big Man - ....ay ay (.... you really don't want to know)

Inkling - Tell me!

Big Man - .....ay ay ay.... (.....it means 'health code violation'....)

*Shiver and Frye proceed to lose their collective minds laughing*

[splat-inkrusted-blog]

Captain 3 and Eight leave 3's quarters together.

Callie: Hey Cap! You've got your collar flipped up! Something exciting-

Cap 3: Callie, Excellent. I just needed to find someone who was available to go on patrol. especially someone with discerning eyes.

Callie: ... I haven't seen anything weird. You look perfectly normal.

Cap 3: Oh, well, Lucky you then. I suppose I'll simply find someone else.

[incorrect-quotes-for-everyone]

Common names—you gotta love 'em! Screw the haters who claim they're above 'em!

-Pearl Houzuki, Craig Cuttlefish, PaRappa, or any other rapper

[spiceynoodls]

Octo Agent 3- “I feel weird hunting down my old boss haha.”

Cap3- “Would you do it if I promised you a cool hat in return?”

Octo Agent 3- “FUCK YEAH”

[superjumpintomyheart]

Nori: my bottom surgery went really well!

Shiver: that's great! my top surgery is next week! I can't believe we're both octoling lesbians and trans!

Agent 8: I'm a communist (but also an octoling lesbian and trans)

this is absolutely correct i love that meme jksabfjkdabf

shiver finally gets their government funded top surgery <3 so proud of them for getting in with octavio and getting that financial support he owes every octoling ever for being a terrible leader!