#spn jorid

[castielsprostate]

supernatural season 19 episode 47 where castiel is messing with some time crystals (which they found in the previous episode) and he accidentally blows up the bunker, creating a gigantic rip in the time space continuüm and he, dean, sam, ketch, charlie and jorid get sucked in and dropped off in an alternate timeline where chuck never existed and god is actually the third divine sibling kryle who's like. super chill dude.

the entire world is a beach resort, they have coconut for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. chill!dean, sam, and surfstiel (hammerheadshark) are lounging around and surfing brah. dean fucks surfstiel and castiel fucks chill!dean, they make four-way eyecontact during it. charlie is having lesbian sex somewhere (?)

anyway kryle is possessed by eviller!chuck and blah blah blah destruction of the world, ketch dies, jorid beats chuck at the end and they return the chill timeline back to chilling. sam dies by a coconut to the head and then they get zapped back to the regular timeline and they still didn't get to visit the damn beach because everything happened in the resort

[sjonni33]

jorid (click for better quality!!)

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[castielsprostate]

Hey sjonnie! I was wondering: have you never physically described jorid or did I miss a post?

I'm curious about the length of his hair and the way he dresses in particular 🙃

HIIIII ANON!!!!!!! SORRY IT TOOK SOOOO LONG SJDJDJD but here he is <3 he's a failloser who doesn't sleep doesn't shave but is unable to grow a proper beard without stress and only eats old chinese food that randomly spawns in his fridge :3 mostly casual comfortable clothing he can easily wear inside and outside (he doesn't have a washing machine rip)

hair is a short-med but he grows it out during stressful cases for a more dramatic look and because he! doesn't care