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[benjamminandthemarmalades]

I posted 7,908 times in 2022

68 posts created (1%)

7,840 posts reblogged (99%)

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I tagged 628 of my posts in 2022

#goncharov - 26 posts

#the queen died - 19 posts

#queen elizabeth ii - 17 posts

#radical saturday - 13 posts

#unreality - 13 posts

#out of touch - 12 posts

#out of touch thursday - 12 posts

#goncharov (1973) - 10 posts

#it's gonchin time - 8 posts

#wow - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#part of tumblr culture is simply dealing with the 153 posts of something someone (or many someones) is sudenly obsessed with for a few days

I sent 2 gifts in 2022

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

If you're attracted to an alien, does that count as being a furry since they're not human? 🤔

13 notes - Posted September 16, 2022

#4

I absolutely love the tumblr joke where anyone will respond to a post with, "I've got some news for you..." but then not explain it or expend on it all.

15 notes - Posted October 14, 2022

#3

17 notes - Posted September 11, 2022

#2

Family reunion!

50 notes - Posted September 8, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Beep boop I look for accidental haiku posts sometimes I mess up

859 notes - Posted May 8, 2022

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4, 9, 24, 28 for the tenipuri ask meme?

thank you for the ask!! sorry that it took so long for me to answer this! 

4. Favourite supporting cast member(s)? (characters who aren’t regulars, aren’t on tennis teams etc.)

already answered here (x)

9. Most amusing tenipuri scene(s)/moment(s)/running joke(s)?

Karupin’s adventure! Also in old official art, karupin just shows up everywhere.. even when ryoma is not around.. and there’s a lot of art of kaidoh having him. Does kaidoh steal him? Or is karupin the one who finds kaidoh?

24. Two (or more) characters you’d  like to see… go on a date (or just list your ships, whatever suits you)

already answered here (x)

I also want to see sakuno and kintarou go on a date at least once. Kintarou could tour her around osaka. I wonder how she’ll react to kin-chan’s boundless energy?

I also kind of want interaction between kachiro and dan taichi.. i wonder how that would turn out lmao.

im really interested in the ichinens am i 

28.  A headcanon you love?

The fujis are most likely christian/catholic. The fact that yuuta enrolled in a catholic boarding school, that syusuke sang “Amazing Grace” and yumiko uses tarot cards, makes me think that they are christian .

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[papabay]

Whenever i see Nejiten art, i would be like "aha this is by papabay rite?" And im usually right cos i recognize the blucj you draw on their faces 😶😶

HAAHAHAHAHHA Gawd I’m so guilty of using those blushies to make it look like I put any thought at all into my colouring.....I’M A SHAAAMMMM!!

[ourneverendingpossibilities]

How about angry driving headcannons for Midorima, Aomine and Akaashi? (Is this new enough? :/ )

Haha OMG! No one has requested this yet, and it’s so hilarious! I had to do this one asap!

Akashi:

Although his emperor eye has shown him the way in basketball, it doesn’t work too well with the roads...

He’s honestly so frustrated with the amount of idiotic drivers, he tries his best to stay cool, until he almost rams into the side of another person who cuts him off..

He already has the idea in mind to track them down and slash their tires, but remembers there’d be no point, so he backs off.

He definitely gives the coldest glares to anyone who tries to get past him, even big truck drivers.

Aomine: 

He flips EVERYONE off.

He drives like a maniac when he’s mad, sometimes abusing his power as a police officer just as an excuse to get out of traffic.

If he’s on vacation, He’s the WORST driver.. because he doesn’t like waiting for others.. So when he rolls the window down and realizes the girl ahead of him is hot, well... the anger diminishes.. Until she leaves, then he’s back to being angry and mildly distracted by her appearance.

Midorima:

BLAMES EVERYTHING ON THE OHA ASA.

Whether it’s his ‘bad luck’ or the person ahead of him is the sign he’s told to avoid that day, it’s all what Oha asa has told him.

In the back of his head, he know he shouldn’t be angry behind the wheel, as it could cause an accident.. But because someone messed with him, they must be punished..

Of course he does it in a proper manner, which includes leaving a very LONG and thorough note saying things like they need to take driving lessons and they should never mess with a cancer on his good/bad days.

[cookies-hetaoni]

Aph china needs more love. Love the old man pls

(adm: Lmaooo I agree XDDD)

[baesketballers]

*SL4MS D00R 0PEN* D1D 1 HE4R IT5 YPUR B1RTHD4Y? *THR0W5 C0NFETT1*

BRUH 1T 1S MY B1RTHD4Y TH4NK Y0U V3RY MUCH 444444444444

[incorrect-mlb]

I love you toooo 😘😘

ayy i feel so loved

[tenipuriimagines-blog]

Hi :) headcannons for zaizen and his s/o cooking?

Hi~ ! Sure thing, here you go, I hope you will like it and thank you very much forrequesting ♥ I’m so nervous XD

It first takes lots of convincing and argumentation to get him to accept tocook. Eventually, when he realizes his s/o is way too stubborn to let go of theidea of them having a little cooking session together, (and because they areway too cute begging for him to agree with their little pleading voice and oh-so-fake-but-adorablewatery eyes), he accepts – though, he will never admit what got him to give inin the first place. “You… you really are troublesome.”

He plays it all cool, like it’s really no big deal, but whenever his s/ohas to use a pointy utensil, here he is, taking it of their hands andpretending to demonstrate how to properly cut the ingredients. In the end heis so unfocused he is the one who gets his finger cut. Needless to say he is kinda thankfulit happens seeing the way he can get his lover to take care of him afterwards. “Honestlythough, it hurts soooo much… can’t even move my finger…”

If he gets bored, which is most likely to happen in the case where therecipe he let his s/o choose requires a long time of preparation, and that hefeels they aren’t paying much attention to him, then he will use the ways ofteasing and playing tricks to get said attention back to him. He might put theneeded ingredients they are to use back to the fridge like nothing is wrong whenthey have their nose stuck in their cookbook, insist on pouring the salt or sugar andputting a bit too much than expected while not looking at what he is doing, oreven spill the bottle of milk on the worktop “by accident”. He is only satisfied when he getsscolded. “My bad… didn’t mean to do that… !”

Seeing that his partner takes this whole cooking thing seriously, he mightlet out a few heartfelt compliments here and there, because he can’t help it. He loves that they are just so into it. “Hey, you’re really good at that” or “no way you are so good at that it’s illegal”.

He might not help much, but he isn’t last when it comes down to the tastetest. He has this little fantasy where he holds his s/o from behind and justwhen they are about to taste what they made on their finger, he puts it in his mouth with a coysmile never breaking eye contact with them, and hums gleefully taking his sweet time letting go whilethey turn into a blushing and stuttering mess. “’s’really good, but I like your tastebetter.”

[solosorca]

Cuddling between strangers for the promtp pls :)

It had all happened in slow motion. Tezuka had tried to call out, to alert the man crossing the road to the car, but his voice had stuck in his throat and all he could do was watch as man and car collided.

He was the first to run into the road and to the side of the stranger, who was around his age. 

“Call an ambulance,” Tezuka snapped to the driver of the car, who was babbling apologies and dithering over what to do. “Are you hurt?” he turned his attention to the man on the ground, who was pushing himself up.

“My leg,” The man groaned, before shooting Tezuka a strained grin “I’m not an expert, but I don’t think it’s meant to bend like that.”

Tezuka was no expert either, but he couldn’t help but agree.

“An ambulance is coming,” the driver said and Tezuka thanked him.

“I’m Tezuka,” Tezuka said, wrapping his coat around the other man’s shoulder.

“Ryoma,” The other man introduced himself. “This is so stupid.”

Tezuka couldn’t help but agree and put a comforting arm around Ryoma’s shoulder when he grimaced in pain. He tried to think of something to say, but he was no good at small talk. 

“Do you play tennis?” He asked, noticing the racket bag lying nearby. 

“When I’m not lying on the ground in the arms of hot men,” Ryoma tried to joke as the ambulance screamed down the road towards them.

Ryoma was loaded aboard and Tezuka picked up his tennis bag and put it in with him.

“Aren’t you coming too?” Ryoma asked as Tezuka stepped back.

“I will come if you’d like me to,” Tezuka replied.

“Of course I do! Hurry up and get in!”

[gakuenbbsitters]

So excited to see a series where i read the manga first before the anime comes out.💓💓While the cuteness of the kids are killing me, its still a bit off to see so many different hair color (since in the manga its either black or white lol) and we came up with our own conclusion on what color their hair would be like 😉

HOW DID I MISS THIS! but it’s so true like the anticipation and wait is somehow Worse bc you’re just like I WANT TO SEE THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS and !!!!!!! but it’s so lovely to see something you’ve cherished for so long finally get the attention is deserves 😭😭😭

AND THE HAIR! i was always though usaida was blond lmaoooooo even though i knew he wasn’t LOL

[annalovesfiction]

Anna ahould be on top my christmas tree cos shes a star! !☆

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[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Tagged by: @tiredpepe

Name: Ben (surprise)

Zodiac: Cancer (even in the updated model)

Hight: 6'3"

Hobbies: I love fishing, hiking, and watching Netflix. This is assuming that I'm not actively being killed by school though.

Favorite color: orange

Favorite book: oi... it's either Absolution Gap by Alastair Reynolds, or The Passage by Justin Cronin.

Last song I listened to: Caffiene by Jeff and Casey Williams.

Last movie: That depends... do I count the kid ones I'm forced to watch at work? If so, then it's Veggie Tales: The Pirates who don't do Anything. If not, then it's Endgame.

Dream job: idk. Something that makes good money.

Meaning behind my URL: my uncle kind of made it up actually. Once, when my family went to visit my extended family, he came up with a band name for me for some reason I can't remember. But it stuck in my head and I liked it. Benjammin' and the Marmalades. He even made a "reserved" sign for the couch I was supposed to be sleeping on while there.

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