#squicks me the fuck out

[prismatica-the-strange]

Anakin gives off the vibe of someone just fucked up enough to eat you out on your period. Especially when he lets the whole sith thing finally take over because "You need him" and he "Just wants to make you feel better."

This is the face of a man that gives zero fucks about getting his face bloody if it means he gets to feel your thighs around his head while you beg him for more.

There are very few guys I could imagine doing this, but even pre-sith Ani would give you period head.

If you try to tell him he'd find it gross, the little freak would just laugh and say "I think I'll be the judge of that."

I have this vivid image of him pulling away just enough to grin up at you all bloody, then leave a sticky red kiss on your thigh before diving back in.

He'd get off on it too. He gets off on eating you out anyways, but something about your embarrassment and/or getting to sooth that feeling does crazy things to him.

[helaenadream]

so fucking weird to me how acceptable it is to say “alicole is just alicent replacing rhaenyra with criston” or “rhaesaria is just rhaenyra replacing alicent with mysaria” in the hotd fandom rn. i like rhaenicent as much as the next person i guess but sometimes it feels like you guys really don’t want to face the fact that this story is sometimes about people of color

[thelaurenshippen]

genuinely think it's good and healthy to follow at least one person in each of your fandoms who reblogs good gifsets but has just...absolutely dogshit takes on the show, or who ships that ship you despise. keeps things fresh. keeps things grounded. you gotta stay humble

[fruity-hub-blog]

You know that whole "those who do not remember history are doomed to repeat it" thing?

This really is starting to look like TruePhan vs AntiPhan 2.

So maybe everyone should brush up on why that was such a disaster before we irradiate the Phandom for another 10 years.

I'm a cockroach here, but goddamn, even cockroaches get tired of being bombarded after a while.

[sirenofstyxx]

This isnt new or original at all but i gotta say some of my favorite characters are always those absolutely awful charismatic bastard villians who in fiction I enjoy but if I met in real live I would punt into the stars. Bonus points when they get their inevitable and extremely satisfying comeuppance and get their ass handed to them

[gizdathemxel]

insanely hot take but cisallohet society is actually insanely perveted. ur gonna tell me that you're gonna look at my genitals as soon as I'm born and then slot me into one of two boxes, which i have to follow to a t, so that everyone knows what junk i've got, i am not allowed to do or be anything else?? and if the 50% chance goes wrong i'll be slotted into a box where the only thing that matters is how fuckable i (and my genitals) am to the other box. ur gonna tell me that its totally normal and natural to have to flaunt my genitals and for the set that i've got to completely rule my life??

and *i* am the twisted perveted freak bc i don't wanna do that? get fucking real.

[suffer-my-beloved-mutuals]

Congratulations Doctor Nowhere for having some of the most unsettling creature designs I have ever seen genuinely since seeing the picture for the Russian sleep experiment creepypasta in elementary school

[syekick-powers]

seeing discourse over dark romance is wild and for the most part i think people getting their panties in a twist over dark romance is stupid ("oh it contains abuse and imbalanced power dynamics!!" uhhh so? what do you think the DARK in "dark romance" is supposed to mean?? if you don't want fucked up relationships just read normal fucking romance, gods know there's plenty of THAT!!) but a lot of the time dark romances are still not really to my taste simply because i don't like romances / love stories where one character is disproportionately more fucked up than the other. i need them both to be fucked up to enjoy them.

(i think this is also part of why i like the folk of the air trilogy so much too--jude initially seems like the more normal and relatable one between her and cardan, but as the plot progresses you gradually realize she is fucking insane and unhinged in ways that are worse than cardan by a significant margin.)

like honestly. honestly. if you want me to read a dark romance story, please make the protagonist just as insane and fucked up as the love interest. im not interested in seeing some garden-variety douche be possessive over a "relatable" caricature of a Soft Submissive Gentle cardboard cutout-ass female protag. i want them BOTH to be evil and insane. if the romantic leads dont match each others' freak to the fullest extent then what's even the fucking point. make her weirder or move on.

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

FUCKED UP 4HALO MY BELOVED!!!!

I think Forever should keep asking Bad about the marriage. And then, Foolish convinces Bad to go through with a fake marriage and they'll blow it up to kill Forever! Something goes wrong. They're at the altar, Bad messaged Cellbit to set off the tnt but nothing was happening. Forever doesn't even notice how distracted Bad seems because everything is perfect! And then they kiss and they're married. ^_^

YESSSS i love the thought of the plan fucking up so they end up Married For Real and then we get the angst of bad in a position of semi-power because theyre married now!! :D if bad wants 200 mines placed around the server because it will make everyone happy, what sort of husband would forever be to say no? <3 and then we get a little arc of bad going mad fueled by guilt and disbelief at the nightmare he’s living in and he should really take advantage of the vulnerability to kill forever- (sleeping in the same bed, modicum of trust, access to all of forever’s resources). But. then forever smiles something small and sweet and asks bad if he would like a very big drill, against the regulations special just for him to make him happy because he’s done so much for the island, and bad can’t bring himself to do it. gift giving is his love language. he could cause many many problems with this gift. he is already a problem. forever has the reason of drugs but bad just has the excuse of grief but he still accepts the drill and swears he’ll murder forever tomorrow

[kennys-parka-jacket]

i'll never forgive proship vs anti discourse for distorting the phrase "this thing in fandom makes me uncomfortable".

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

things that really suck: when a fucked up fictional dynamic is genuinely upsetting to you in a way that'd normally be much easier to engage with and process if you dead doved it, except the ship in question has been ruined for you by Bad Associations so that is a no-go and you're left to deal with the upsetting shit raw. ugh

[sharkneto]

Why don’t you want five in school?

Oh, I've ranted about it before in the tags of THIS POST but in general it makes me wildly uncomfortable. As an adult, the thought of hypothetically being forced back to high school is the fucking pits, you could not pay me enough to do it - and I even had a good time in high school! Five is almost 60 years old and they're going to force him to go to classes and hang out with teens? That feels bad from every angle! It forces Five to act in a way he'd only do under great duress and fucks his agency and autonomy as an adult so badly. There are better, more interesting ways to play with the consequences of his physical vs actual age than sending him to goddamn high school. There's other, less dominating options for the "he looks like a kid and never actually graduated" problem.

You do you if that's your jam, don't let a random dude on the internet yuck your yum, but Five in high school is a squick for me.

[samglyph]

Watched the first episode of dungeon meshi even though it’s a futile exercise for me. Marcille I love you I give u a little kiss

[benbamboozled]

“Shipping Batcest is harmful for real-life adopted families”

First of all, no, no it’s not. “Fictional people fans think should kiss” could not be more abstracted from real life. Get some fuckin perspective, mate.

Second of all, let’s be real here. You just don’t like it. It’s okay to just not like things, or to even be squicked by them. You don’t have to make up reasons why it’s actually bAaAaAaD. You can just go “it squicks me. Next!”

Thirdly, if your issue really is “I believe the very concept to be disrespectful to adopted families” there’s an easy fix for this.

The obvious solution?

Make them all blood related.

Boom. No more issues with “adopted vs. blood related family” anymore!

You’re welcome.

[feyd-meowtha]

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[bougiebutchbitch]

I'm sorry, but the argument that you shouldn't create fiction about historical figures 'because they're real people' is fucking ridiculous. Historical stories that reinterpret and explore a real person's actions through the medium of fiction are a HUGE part of literary canon across multiple traditions worldwide? Without it we wouldn't have a massive range of content, from the fucking Iliad to SIX the musical and Hamilton, to She Who Became The Sun, to Wolf Hall or Black Sails or OFMD or the Terror or any other story or show that was written about an earlier time, featuring actual historical characters.

How is fanfic any different? Why is inventively and creatively exploring the trajectory of a long-dead individual's life allowed, but exploring the 'what if' of how their lives might've been affected if they weren't cishet is Verboten? Some of the aforementioned works actually do that, too. Why are you okay with them, but not with fanfic? Could it be... possibly... because you see fanfic as an inherently lesser artform, and that is maybe something you ought to work on within yourself? :/