#squishy froots . . ..

[lunarreverb]

Anyone who follows my BG3 musings probably knows I'm not a fan of the Ascended Astarion ending. (We're not arguing about A!Astarion vs Spawnstarion right now). Although I find most things about the A!Astarion ending unpleasant, I was just thinking about one facet of it that I actually find weirdly funny-

It's believable that our companions in the game find our Tavs/Durges attractive and react to them as being beautiful by default. It's pretty hard to go too wacky in the character creator, after all, and most of our Tavs and Durges ARE somewhere between pretty and objectively sexy as hell. And, some of them happen to be both beautiful and spooky, real hot goth babes, or else are very imposing. But, I was actually gobsmacked when there were no automatic cosmetic differences after A!Astarion turns a romanced Tav/Durge into a spawn? This is a game that does not hesitate to confer new textures and eye colors on you as consequences for other choices. Color me surprised that spawn-hood for Tav/Durge does not at LEAST turn whatever natural eyeballs you have left, red.

(I guess the premise is that his super-vampireness allowed A!Astarion to keep Tav/Durge cosmetically intact? He does mention something-or-rather about not improving on them, but I dunno if having no cosmetic or mechanical changes for a turned player was an intentional story choice as much as it was Larian not wanting to actually get into all the tedious details of Tav/Durge being undead now for like, a handful of hours of end-game gameplay.)

(Aside from the running animation, I know about the running animation)

Anyway, while I can suspend disbelief that everyone in Faerûn thinks that my Tav is pretty, I just cannot suspend my disbelief when A!Astarion declares that this

crayon box buffet of a person,

squishy animal with bright colors signaling that she is poisonous to mid-tier predators, don't eat her,

clown-colored unclown,

smurf with eyeliner and horns,

somehow, as-is, fits the bill of being anyone's ~Dark Consort~

From his dark tower or whatever, he will rain fear and terror on our enemies, while Tav, his ~Dark Consort~ stands beside him, a menacing bowl of Froot Loops in a gothic castle

wheeze

And I mean yes! Obviously! She would have had to have made some fucked up decisions to even be in that situation, so her soul would be tainted, and obviously a Tav is a very powerful level 12 whatever by the end of the game, so most anybody who knows her by reputation would be right to be at least a little impressed. But? First impressions? MY Tav is still a goddamn rainbow sprinkle disaster gremlin. A prismatic glitter tiefling. Astarion. Do you see her? Did her bright, unnatural colors and fashion sense burn out your retinas? Looking at my Tav and trying to picture her seriously existing near the head of his self-serious spooky terror army of bats and ghouls, just. Cracks me up

[citrusitonit]

starts crying when the starfruits dont taste like froot loops n instead some weird squishy thing

[stimmysaiyan]

Toucan Sam stimboard

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[yoshidas-girl-forever]

froot loop for the ask lmao

HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is sooo true!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH JAMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333333333 @rivers-is-squishy

[crazydoodlez]

Hap

Birth

Dae

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE WHAT I GOT!? :DDD

i got a huge fookin’ narwhal plush

an alpaca plush (Name: Frootloop)

a beeg squishy Pusheen loaf plush

2 lego keychains

and some pride bracelets

(this is Froot loop:)

[kpoppluv]

139 Thoughts I Had While Watching 24H MV

1. Good morning SCoups

2. Oooo voice so smooth and deep yes

3. Is he in the desert ?

4. JoshUA HONGGG

5. His voice is so sweet and pretty

6. What a great transition

7. That green shot is gorgeous

8. Joshua is gorgeous,,,, uGh Joshua in SUITS

9. Omg the water that’s cool

10. They were in the desert now there’s water..

11. I am not a theory person

12. UM MINGYU????? stay in your lane wtf

13. THIS FIT

14. Why does he look like that

15. His hairrrrrrr😍😍😍😍

16. Man he really just swooped in and snatched me just like that

17. He moves so smoothly

18. The new Keanu Reeves

19. I love how they all came up together

20. I can’t wait to study this choreography

21. His moves are smooth his voice is smooth so smooth

22. JUUUN hello

23. That’s a cool outfit👀

24. Yes the gestures this CHOREO

25. Omg blurry Wonwoo is he time traveling what’s happening

26. WHATS HAPPENING

27. This is crazy

28. Ugh DK’s voice I am ascending

29. Ok what was that long stare for?$& unnecessary

30. He always stares

31. He stared at OTY

32. Professional starer 🙄😤

33. Ooo that slide in transition yes

34. WONWOO CROP TOP⚠️⚠️⚠️

35. CROPPED!!!!!

36. TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

37. NOW HES SLEEVELESS YALL HAVE NO MORALS

38. Wonwoo’s shirt is ripped👀

39. Was this another spontaneous crop top inspired by SCoups cuz if so thank you

39. The shifting side to side whatever move that’s so cool buT I CANT FOCUS

40. BECAUSE WONWOO CROP TOP

41. I am passing away

42. His voice 😍🤩

43. But thé crop top 😡😡😤

44. I’m weak

45. Fancy pillars desert water what does this MEAN

46. All of this feels like it should be outdoors

47. Minghao so classy✨

48. OH THAT HALF RED THATS COOL

49. Minghao wearing black🔥🔥

50. I love that move oml

51. HE DROPPED TO THE FLOOR🔥🔥

52. That’s a pretty lipgloss

53. His voice is like velvet

54. JEONGHAN💗💗

55. JEONGHAN JEONGHAN JEONGHAN JEONGHAN JEONGHAN JEONGHAN

56. THÉ BLUE YES

57. All these outfits 101/10

58. He looks so good

59. haha I love him

60. His hair looks so soft

61. HIS VOICE IS SO PRETTY

62. Ok this is actually the matrix who just walked up that building rock thing while I was distracted by Jeonghan

63. ‪ Jeonghan really hitting these moves 👏👏 yes baby slay

64. Wooooooozii hi king

65. His voice always adds such a cool shift

66. What’s with all these slutty outfits do up a button sir

67. Was he just sitting in a rock what is the meaning of this

68. Hitting those body rolls yess

69. Thé sweater 🥺

70. I loved that little move

71. This is a weird playground

72. Now Hoshi is in a box?? A cage?? With rocks????

73. Is that the same sweater Jeonghan wore in thé Henggarae album👀👀

74. Omg Hoshi puppetmaster THIS IS INSANEE

75. THIS CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO COOL WHATS HAPPENING

76. The chairs??? Flew????

77. Minghao magic 😳

78. Seriously wtf goin on what is the meaning of this

79. I’m gonna be reading theories for 7 years

80. OOoo Vernon with the *swish*

81. His voice is so prettyy like soothing

82. What is he standing on

83. *splash*

84. OH THE BLACK FIT🔥🔥🔥

85. SEUNGKWAN COMING IN WITH THOSE VOCALS BEAUTIFUL AMAZING YESS

86. That red hair is so 🔥🔥🔥

87. Things are getting intense

88. Welcome back SCoups I missed you

89. BAD SQUISHY

90. Is everyone gonna be rude is that the plan

91. He’s too pretty for them to zoom like that😔

92. He’s laughing at me

93. Is he insane or on a power high no one knows

94. Is that a bathrobe👀

95. JOSHUA >:0 shut up how dare you

96. Why does he look like that

97. How does it feel to be God’s favorite

98. HHHH THE BODY ROLLS

99. THIS CHOREO SUPERIOR

100. His voice I 🤩😩

101. I’m gonna listen to the constantly it’s sO GOOD

102. Aww did Vernon make a wish?? I hope all your wishes come true sweetie💞

103. Oooo Hoshi coming in hard with flashing yes king I love it

104. Fuck it up Hoshi

105. JUUUUN

106. So much Jun so blessed

107. He looks powerful

108. Um JEONGHAN??

109. Pretty pretty eyes 🥺🥺

110. What is going on who is that

111. Is he covering their eyes???

112. I ship it whoever that is

113. Whys he looking at US while he holds onto them tho what is happening here

114. Oh they’re all jumping whoa

115. This choreo is so cool

116. A waterfall😍

117. Yessss Seungkwan 🔥🔥🔥🔥

118. Oo it’s * soft * wonwoos voice is so warm

119. What the friggity Froot Loops was that silver goo alien thing

120. Did it hit him or go through him??

121. Ok I really love this choreo but Wonwoo is really gd distracting

122. Oopw Mingyu showing skin too

123. DINOS FIT I WANTTTT

124. Dino’s ;) I love him

125. Such a powerful dancer

126. DK’s voice got me ascending but SCoups And the metallic alien tentacle got me mighty worried

127. Bad alien!! Let SCoups go!

128. Is it like hurting him or giving him powers or like ... what is happening I really can’t tell

129. And then the rest of them just watch it like yeah that thing on the ceiling nbd

130. JEONGHANNNNNNNN

131. The curly hair and HIM HITTING THOSE MOVES YESSS

132. Everything about this is perfect

133. Yes king punch me in the face💗

134. This is so intense

135. Idk which outfit I like best a whole supermodel

136. Ooooo they all fell down

137. Aaaand goodnight SCoups hope that alien leaves you alone lool

‬138. That end scribble mountain thing in interesting I bet it means something

139. Ok so.. replay..

[mockingjayne12]

Could you write something for shules prompt: I've heard it both ways.

Juliet’s heels clack against the hardwood floor, once adorned in grey suits, having now traded in the money suits for a pair of black slacks, and a cream flowing shirt that made her skin glow in the fog that always seemed to settle over the city, blocking the sun.

“I hope you’re getting ready,” she calls out, as she turns the corner, heading for the kitchen.  Her melodic voice travels through her home, the big bay window struggling to give enough sunlight in the early morning, but even the lack of light couldn’t deter the sunshine coming from within the blonde.

Making her way into the kitchen, fresh daisies meeting her on the island, she lets out a smile.  Her favorite.

The giggling not far behind, as she turns to see the light of her life’s bouncing head coming from behind the breakfast bar.

“Whatcha doin’?” She peeks over the bar to find her daughter, uneven blonde pigtails sitting atop her head, a white dress with pineapples scattered across, and bright red rain boots clomping around on the floor.

A giant box of Froot Loops takes up half her body, as she carefully picks one after another with her little fingers, before offering the sugary treat to the black pug sitting in front of her.

The girl doesn’t even have the inclination to act guilty, just turns right towards her mom, her matching set of big blue eyes meeting her straight on, a toothy grin on her face, like she’d stolen all the sunshine for herself.

“Starfish was hungry,” she says matter of factly with a shrug.

Juliet moves around the bar, to where a pile of cereal sat on the floor surrounding the dog.

“Puppies don’t eat cereal, baby,” Juliet says, gathering up the mess in her hand, creating a sticky mess from the drool that had made its way to the snack.

“I’ve heard it both ways,” the little girl claims with a smile, dragging her feet in her boots, creating a squishy sound that has her giggling as she follows her mom, luring the dog along with an extra piece of cereal she had hidden in her palm.

“I’m sure you did,” Juliet says with a shake of her head, before moving to grab the leash from the hook by the doorframe, latching it onto the dog’s collar, her little nubby tail wagging excitedly.

The three of them make their way down the stairs of their home, living at the end of a cul-de-sac that led right into a big dog park.

Usually, making it across the park to their destination was an adventure in of itself.  If it wasn’t Starfish that got distracted by another dog, it was the little girl holding the middle of her leash, Juliet holding the end, that wandered off to make friends with every dog she saw.

“Look at that puppy!” She squeals, a big mastiff making its way by them.

Juliet struggles not to get her heels stuck in the sinking grass, as she leads her babies to the sidewalk.

“Oh wow, he’s a cutie,” she responds, met with a smiley nod from her child.

“You’re cute too, Starry,” the little girl loudly whispers to her dog, as she clumsily skips in her big, floppy boots, the arm not holding onto the leash, waving erratically in the air.

A quiet smile coming to Juliet’s face at her goofy baby.

They finally make it to the other side of the street, a lively cafe littered with an assortment of people and dogs milling about, a big glass window next door with the word psych painted in big green letters.

Upon seeing the window, her daughter starts jumping up and down, pushing open the door with help from her mom, and excitedly runs through the office.

“Hey girl,” she hears Gus greet her, as Juliet bends down to pick up Starfish, seeing Gus give her a fist bump, his hand dwarfing her little one against his.

“Is Shawn here?” Juliet asks, and Gus nods towards the back, just as the man himself walks out.

“Papa!” The pineapple girl yells, nearly tripping herself, as she flings herself into the man’s arms.

He picks her up, twirling her around to the tune of a song he long since made up when Juliet was pregnant.

Somehow the words ‘tiny little Jules’ said over and over again had morphed into the name Tallulah, which had honestly been the most normal name he’d suggested during those months, and so it stuck.

“Lula, Lula, Luuuuula,” he repeats over and over again as the lyrics of the song, leaving a trail of giggles and blonde hair.

Settling her on his hip, he smiles towards his wife with a wink.

A scrunchy face making its way across her features, as the dog squirms in her arms, begging to be taken over to her papa as well.

Making her way across the office, she comes up to his side, and he plants a kiss on her mouth, giving her a blush even after all these years.

“Ewww,” Tallulah screeches, throwing her hands over her eyes, as Shawn contently rests his head against her temple, his eyes closed, as if he was soaking up her sunshine as fuel for the rest of the day.

“Jules, Jules, why does our tiny baby girl not want me to kiss you?” He teases, rubbing his face in her hair.

“Probably for the same reason you didn’t want to see your parents kiss,” Jules laughs.

“No, this is definitely different.  We’re far more attractive,” he says with a raise of his eyebrows.

“Says the man with a beard,” she jokes back, rubbing her finger over the facial hair.

“What?” He says with high pitched voice, causing his daughter to laugh.

“Are you ready to go?” She asks, ignoring his question.

“Umm, yeah, I just gotta…” he hesitates, looking over at Gus, whose eyes go wide, and then narrow at him to tell her.  “Find my shoes.”  He admits, looking around the office.

For the first time, Jules notices that Shawn is indeed walking around in just a pair of white socks.

“You lost your shoes?” She asks, setting the dog down, who promptly curls up against his socked feet.

“I didn’t lose them, I just…don’t know exactly where they are,” he shrugs in the same way Tallulah had earlier when she’d been accused to feeding the dog cereal.

“You can wear my shoes, Papa,” Lula offers, and he bounces her on his hip, her pigtails flying everywhere, as she brings her hand to shyly hide her smile.

“I don’t think they’ll fit, cupcake,” he jokes.  “But…,” he says his eyebrow quirking at an idea.

“Shawn, no,” Jules says, knowing exactly what he’s talking about.

He sets Lula down, before racing off into the back.

Jules throws a look at Gus, who refuses to make eye contact, awkwardly looking around.

“Where’s he going, Mama?” Tallulah asks, sitting on the floor with her puppy.

“You’ll see,” she says with a sigh, and another scrunch of her face.

Jumping out from the back, he’s wearing a giant pair of fishing boots that reach his knees.

“Ready!” He declares, striding back out, big long steps to show just how comfortable he is in those particular shoes.

“Papa, those are Grandpa’s,” Lula says matter of factly.

“Sharing is caring, my sweets,” he says, placing his hand on her blonde head.  “Now, let’s go,” he says, guiding the girl, in her own set of squeaky boots, Starfish trailing behind them with her tongue hanging out in pure joy.

Jules glances back at Gus.

“Have fun,” he says with a knowing smirk.

Jules hurries to catch up to her fleet of weirdos, of which she was a proud member.

“You know you’re going to have to find your sneakers at some point, right?”

Leave the first sentence of a fic in my ask box and I will write the next five sentences.

[erraticprojectjunkie]

K is for Kinetic Sand

Welcome to my Blogging from A to Z April Challenge for 2019! The A to Z Challenge is a blogging event held each April. Bloggers create posts from A to Z beginning on April 1st and ending on April 30th. There is a post scheduled for each day of the month (except for Sundays) with each day corresponding to a sequential letter of the alphabet. We're talking toddler for this year's A to Z. It's all those wonderful (sometimes messy) things we do to keep our kids occupied and maybe minimize the amount of chaos in the every day. Today's letter is K. K is for Kinetic Sand! Kinetic sand is like upgraded Playdoh. It mimics sand and has a doughy consistency, but doesn't dry out and doesn't stick to other materials. It's moldable and reusable. In the case of this post though, we're talking about all things dough like. When you start this kind of play with a toddler, you have to take into account that their first move is typically to shove anything new straight into their little mouths. So...at our house we introduced squishy sandish play by starting with Moon Sand. Moon Sand is simply a mixture of flour and vegetable oil that is mixed together in an 8:1 ratio. It clumps together when squeezed, but then can be broken back apart into fine granules. Plus...it's safe (though disgusting) to eat. Other recipes I've seen have been made using baby oil or coconut oil. We tried the coconut oil and it was a disaster. Plain old canola oil though...worked like magic. And you can make it even more fun by adding a couple of drops of food dye. The Boy just enjoyed squishing it between his fingers, making it into balls, and smashing it on his tray. (He also clearly snacked on it a little.) Store it in a Ziploc bag or a Tupperware container and you can go back to it for use again and again. Plan on stripping the younger ones down or changing their clothes after, because they will go free for all with this stuff. We just went for bathtub play following this activity, so the fun just shifted gears. Also, either plan on sweeping or vacuuming afterward or lay down some plastic sheeting to keep the mess off the floor. The older sets can graduate to the fancier materials once you can trust them not to chow down on everything you put in front of them. We have PlayDoh that we just got to make available to the 2-year-old and he now has some actual kinetic sand with molds that he got for his birthday. It's a festival of fun squishy stuff over here. With the more advanced materials, you can continue tactile play and shape play, but you can also incorporate some educational techniques. Learn to roll it into "snakes" and then cut them with safety scissors. Make round balls in different colors and then stick dry spaghetti into them for counting practice. Use the standing spaghetti to build penne towers or Froot Loop towers on the dough. The possibilities are seriously limitless. It's a fun free-for-all. And really, the kiddos just like stuff that feels goopy and that they can squish and smash around. (And occasionally sample as food.) Are you an A to Z Blogger too? Leave me a comment so I can repay the visit.Not an A to Z Blogger, but love the idea? Go here to see what other fun you can find in the challenge. Miss a prior 2016 A to Z post? Find your missing link down below...     A is for ASL                                   B is for Bubbles                 C is for Counting     D is for Dot                                   E is for Exercise                 F is for Fort     G is for Go Fish                              H is for Helping                I is for Indoor Car Wash     J is for Jigsaw                                This post originally appeared on Erratic Project Junkie and is copyrighted by Elle. Find EPJ on Facebook | Twitter | Pinterest | Goodreads

[bi-dracula]

all the bi asksssssss

1. vanilla coke bi or cherry coke bi?I’ve never actually tried either tbh.2. smoky eye bi or sharp eyeliner bi?Smoky doky.3. gold bi or silver bi?Gold is prettier, so.4. moon bi or sun bi?Mooooon 🌙.5. walk in the forest bi or walk on the beach bi?Forest! 🌲🌲🌲.6. milkshake bi or smoothie bi?Milkshakes all day bby.7. pastel bi or neon bi?Pastel.8. PwP (plot without porn) bi or PwP (porn without plot) bi?Uh... PwP.9. pun loving bi or pun hating bi?.......both.10. strong bi-fi game bi or weak bi-fi game bi?Stronk.11. cat bi or dog bi?Cat, no question.12. boyband bi or girlband bi?Uh...neither? 13. coffee bi or tea bi?............hot chocolate.14. dyed hair bi or natural hair bi?Dyed.15. romcom bi or thriller bi?Thrillah.16. matte lipstick bi or glossy lipstick bi?Matte.17. dragons bi or dinosaurs bi?Dinos 🦖🦕.18. coffee shop au bi or high school au bi?HS. 19. nicki minaj bi or beyoncé bi?Hmmm...... Rihanna.20. history bi or science bi?BOTH. 21. frida kahlo bi or virginia woolf bi?Virginia Woolf. 22. highkey bi or lowkey bi?Highkey.23. bowtie bi or tie bi?Tie.24. selfie bi or candid bi?Candid.25. pizza bi or pasta bi?Pastaaaaaaa~.26. black nailpolish bi or colorful nailpolish bi?Uhhh... black?.27. soft and squishy bi or sharp and pointy bi?Both.28. *NSYNC bi or backstreet boys bi?Neither.29. kinky bi or vanilla bi?I’m a vanilla bean.30. playing with people’s hair bi or having your hair played with bi?Both? Neither? Idk.31. norse mythology bi or greek mythology bi?Greeeek.32. velvet bi or cashmere bi?Cashmerererere.33. black eyeliner bi or colorful eyeliner bi?Blackkkk.34. book quote bi or tv show quote bi?...neither.35. big city bi or small city bi?Biggy.36. rough sex bi or gentle sex bi?N/A.37. melon bi or grapefruit bi?Melon, but only if it’s watermelon.38. bubblegum bi or breath mint bi?Bubbly gum.39. mesh bi or lace bi?🤷🏻‍♂️.40. vegetable bi or fruit bi?Froot 🍌🍊🍓🥝🍑.41. jeans jacket bi or leather jacket bi?Leather. 42. sliced fruit bi or whole fruit bi?Both, it depends on the fruit.43. heels bi or sneakers bi?Sneaky sneakers.44. friendship crush bi or romantic crush bi?I get crushes on everyone and it sucks so neither. 45. desert bi or ocean bi?I’m more interested in the ocean but I’d rather be in the desert, so both I guess.46. going to sleep at 8 am bi or getting up at 8 am bi?Both, I kinda cycle between the two regularly.47. messy bun bi or ponytail bi?Neither and both.My hair isn’t long enough for either of them so neither for me personally, and I think both look good on other people so, both in that regard.48. bee bi or bumblebee bi?Bumblebee bee. 49. parks & rec bi or friends bi?Both, though I prefer the good place over both of them.50. faux fur bi or faux leather bi?Leather.51. Extra™ bi or regular bi?Extremely extra.52. acoustic bi or remix bi?Acoustic.53. message bi or ask bi?Both, I accept communication in any form.54. board game bi or card game bi?I’d prefer video games but board games are fine too.55. desaturated bi or color porn bi?Neither? I mean, I guess I lean more towards desaturated.56. pop bi or indie bi?Both.57. painting star constellations on their skin bi or painting animals bi?😐.58. astrology bi or mbti bi?I’m more interested in astrology but I actually believe mbti more, so.59. pride parade bi or celebrating in ur PJs bi?PJs all day. 60. eyelashes bi or eyebrows bi?Uh... eye...eyebrows? I think??.

[goblins-den]

Prepear Yourself: A Pair Of Pears

A sensational new art exhibit is on display at the Pretentia art museum! Entitled Prepear Yourself, it features an array of paintings and sculptures created by internationally-renowned French artist, FrOoT. It's a spectacular display of high art inspired by dreams of a Pearallel universe.

Our own journalist, Natah Vejtible, sat down with FrOoT for an interview:

Natah: Thanks for being here today! I think the question on everyone's mind is, "Why pears?"

FrOoT: Of course. I had a dream one night about a pearallel universe where everything revolved around pears...so I got up and just started creating, you know?

Natah: What was the first work you created for this exhibit?

FrOoT:  My first work was A Pair Of Pears, a male and female pear made out of pear resin. I think it speaks volumes about the human condition–about how we're really all like fruit. We desperately claw for a meaningful relationship before we shrivel up and turn brown in the sun. Yet some of us just fall to the ground alone and get eaten by birds.

Natah: Uh, ok...I guess that makes sense. Prepear Yourself has currently been on a world tour display in 24 cities now! Did you expect to receive such a positive response for this exhibit?

FrOoT: I didn't, actually...but I'm very pleased with how people pearceive it! ;)

Natah: Haha, I see what you did there. Do you have a favorite sculpture or painting?

FrOoT: I think Pear Of Pants speaks to me the most. It's a commentary on the social and political status of the world today. Everyone puts their pants on one leg at a time; we're all squishy and vulnerable to the forces of nature.

Natah: I think I get it, yeah. Well, thank you for your time!

FrOoT: You're welcome, it's been a pearleasure.

Prepear Yourself will be on display at the Pretentia museum in Atlanta, GA until April 24. It features 42 different works of art, a mini roller coaster, and a surprise pearamilitary ambush at the end. It's an exhibit beyond compear!

*Here's just a few of the many works on display:

• A Pair Of Pears (pear resin sculpture)                                     • Pearadox (pear paste on canvas)                                       • Peariodontitis (crayon on construction paper) • Pearachute (pear resin sculpture, suspended by wire) • Pearanoid (pear paste on canvas) • Sepearate (macaroni on sandstone) • Pear Of Pants (gastric acid on graham cracker) • The Pearrot (pear chunks and glue or something)

*See promotional pamphlet for full list