#ss!scout

[doctorshadow8]

The Eiffel Tower

Yeah this is from my TF2 au Trials, Tribulations, and Teufort, Enjoy!

Scout had been feeling better since his last mishap with the sizeshifting, but he still felt uneasy about it. The memory kept replaying over and over again, growing huge then being so miniscule the slightest movement would send him flying. He’d seen films about The Incredible Shrinking Man, not once did he think he’d be in the position to understand it.Billy winced, it was- embarrassing, shameful even. Even the thought of being in someone's single hand, let alone that prick frenchman, was enough to make him green with anxiety. He went to bed early that night, hoping to get a good night's rest. However, in the middle of the night, Billy woke up feeling strange.

He looked down at his body and gasped. He was shrinking again, and there was nothing he could do to stop it. No matter how much Billy wanted to just stop, for everything to just stop, the sizeshifter part refused so much so it was painful to argue with it. “H- HEY! Is- Is anyone there! PLEASE SOMEONE I- I..” suddenly the shouting turned into sobbing as Billy collapsed into his body, hugging his legs into a compact fetal position. The worst part about shrinking: You are rendered utterly useless and vulnerable. It was almost, depressingly obvious not even a raccoon would've been awake in the base. That was until he heard a voice beside him.

"Are you alright, Scout?"

He looked up and saw Spy standing over him like the mother fucking eiffel tower, a very concerned tower. Billy rubbed the tears away, his face red with embarrassment that someone had actually caught him in this state. This would’ve been fine if he’d be 30 feet towering over teufort, but 3 inches isn’t exactly towering material. 

"I'm fine, just a little...uh...problem," Scout muttered, shrugging the ordeal off like it was ‘no big deal’.

Spy raised an eyebrow. "It doesn't seem like 'just a little problem', Scout. Are you sure you're okay?"

Scout sighed, realizing that he couldn't keep his secret from Spy forever. "Okay, fine. We’ve talked about this, I can't control it and it's really fucking embarrassing. I can’t even sleep normally when my pillow is the size of a damn football field!"

Spy raised a brow "That sounds more preferable than a mattress filled with microfiber.”  

“That- that’s not the point, It makes me feel like a freak I-"

Spy nodded his head. "You are a freakish boy."

Billy looked up at him like he’d just been punched in the gut. "Thanks, Spy. That means a lot coming from you. Ya know if you came here to insult me to my face, you coulda said somethin first. Jeez, you’re a real prick ya know that? " 

Spy smiled. "Of course, mon ami. Now you may be a freak, You may be the most unpredictable illiterate boy i’ve known-" “Hey watch it buddy-” “But you are no less than the freak obsessed with unicorns and hellfire. Sure, You downsize- or upsize- it’s hard to keep track anymore, but you are no less annoying than the same scout i’ve had the godawful pleasure of working with before.” And just like that, spy took a single index finger and patted Billy on the back. 

They sat in silence for a while, it was deafening, it made Scout think. It wasn’t that he couldn’t think before, but now he had to reflect on everything spewed at him. It was different being patted on the back by a regular sized hand, it was painfully obvious something was off when a whole finger covered his left shoulder. Despite it, Billy leaned into it. On a regular day the speech would have made him brush it off and go back to reading comics, yet now it was just as big of a reality check as spy. A fucking eiffel tower. Scout started growing back to his normal size, muscles contracting and bones expanding. The sickening series of crunching made the frenchman hold his mouth in effort to not gag. Billy took a deep inhale then stretched his limbs "Thank you, Spy."

Spy patted him on the back, a normal sized pat “Goodnight Billy”.

[rollerman1]

[tohkaphobia]

huh,, I wonder

[starswallowingsea]

it's so alkaover

we're so crazy:Back

[tsubasagirl]

My fifth photo featuring my fav boiz in suits :)

(They look better together with default looks)

[pseudowriter69]

good luck on sanctuary event on engstars everybody!!!

[chocsra]

OMG AVA, the new pin is so adorable!!! 🤭

OMG THANK U SM RUKA <3333 DWHHWHQW

NO BUT URS TOO ITS SAUR ADORBS

may i ask if u like the colour blue?? mwuahahahah

[books-are-my-life-stuff]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FOR ME I FINALLY GOT THE ANGSTY BOY BLESS THE 3K GIFT GEMS

Now they can have matching outfits

[ishibishie]

WE FUCKING GAMING

[woednesdayaddams]

Name: Scout

Age: 18

Do you like to cuddle?: Always - though sometimes in animal form

Can we make-out?: As long as your lipstick isn’t poisoned

A night in or dinner out?: Wherever they’re serving food

Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: Ice cream, obviously

What makes you a good Valentine?: I’m … fabulous.

Would you cook for me?: If you track down the ingredients, but there’s no guarantee we won’t get food poisoning

Would you let me cook for you?: I feel like if I did, the food poisoning would be intentional

tsk, tsk, tsk, scout . . . there's only 1 way to know for sure if the lipstick is poisonous or not and that is, by checking it yourself. pretty sure i heard wednesday dare you to do that.

ps: don't worry about the food, wednesday built tolerance to most kinds of poison

ps 2: wednesday's impressed you know her so well.

[e17omm]

Me, already having 3 WIPs that are all pending completion: "Okay, but now that I got Kiana and Fu Hua together, how can I make them meet Wraith and have it make sense?"

[princess--bongwater]

HOW COME IBARA GETS 2 TOURS

[rollerman1]

[rubys-domain]

literally my third copy of starter hinata.

honestly i'd be glad to be cursed by this card. just means he can help me get his other gacha cards that i missed. plus he'll literally never leave my pink team at this rate

[starswallowingsea]

Okay reposting this because I updated it to include the featured 5* cards for the events and gacha. Any event that has two 5* cards is a tour event, and any event with just one is a new song event. The only exception to this is the SS Final stage, which has a total of four featured 5* cards obtainable, though you will be picking a side to do the tours for, I believe all four are obtainable with points.

The only other disclaimer I have is that the dates are just rough guidelines, as I was just splitting the month in half to account for two events/month, so exact start and end dates for events and gacha may vary, though not to any significant degree.

[tsubasagirl]

My thirteenth photo featuring Grimsley ✨

(Specifically his rise and fall in riches ;u;)