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Reuxben

[shiningwonderland]

Camus (All Star)

Translator: Mimi (Twitter: _mimisaurora)

Proofreader: Raine (Twitter: amagiyas)

Editors: Noemi (Twitter: dreaminbeyond), Snail (Twitter: herbert_snail)

Chapter Four — A Brief Intermezzo

January arrives and I welcome the new year while residing at Camus-senpai's place.

The call as to whether I can remain as a part of the agency or will be asked to leave is to be made this year.

Haruka Nanami: I’ve just got to weather the storm.

Although the new year has just begun, Senpai already has a packed work schedule ahead of him.

Today, he and Alexander are being interviewed together for a pet magazine.

The interview and photoshoot go smoothly, and by mid-afternoon I realize we have a bit of time to spare before the next job.

Haruka Nanami: Well done, Senpai. And you were so cool too, Alexander!

Alexander: Arf!

Camus: It went a lot faster than anticipated. Looks like we can take a break.

As we walk out into the hallway, the tension in his shoulders eases and he lets out a sigh.

It’s a small thing, but I’ve come to notice how he’s more willing to relax around me these days.

Camus: That journalist kept asking me such boring questions like, “What did you do for the New Year's holiday?” All I could say was that I was working.

Haruka Nanami: But… we ate Toshikoshi soba and displayed our kadomatsu outside the front door.

He’s been invited to a countdown program, so despite not having the soba as we entered the new year, we did everything we could at the tower.

Camus: They were interested in hearing about my Hatsumode. I told them I had never done such a thing, which caught them by surprise.

Haruka Nanami: Huh? Camus-senpai, you've never visited a shrine for the New Year before?

Camus: We don't have a tradition like that in Silk Palace. But, I suppose it's a well-known tradition in this country. Maybe I should try it once….

Haruka Nanami: All right... um… well, why don't we go now?

There should be a small shrine near here. It's not too crowded, so it’s perfect.

Camus: I see. There isn't enough time to go home. It's not a terrible idea.

He nods, Alexander barks, and we go on our way to the shrine.

Upon arriving at the shrine, Camus-senpai starts observing our surroundings with a serious expression.

Camus: Hmm.... we just passed through the torii gate, and this must be the path to the shrine. Just as the reference book described.

Haruka Nanami: By any chance... is this your first time visiting a shrine ever, not just for Hatsumode?

He’d had no intention of praying to a foreign god, so he's only ever seen it from the outside, and he's never been inside.

I remember being told that in Silk Palace, his home country, the queen is regarded as a deity.

They probably have a completely different way of regarding gods.

Haruka Nanami: I can show you around the grounds... if you'd like.

Camus: Oh, this sounds amusing. I'd like to see if you can lead in a way that will satisfy me.

Haruka Nanami: Yes, sir! Well then, please follow me.

We make our way through the small shrine grounds at our own pace.

Alexander seems to be having more fun than when he’s on a regular walk, and Senpai has a bit of trouble holding on to his leash.

We stop at a shrine office, some stone lanterns, and the guardian dogs. I gesture while I explain these features, as if I were a genuine guide.

Haruka Nanami: And over there is the purification basin. Now, here's a question for you. What do you think it’s for?

Camus-senpai looks proud and readily answers how it’s the spot where one is supposed to wash their hands and purify themselves before praying.

Haruka Nanami: Excellent, Senpai. Did you know that there is a specific method for washing your hands?

Camus: Heh. Who do you take me for? Let me show you what perfect etiquette looks like.

Together, side by side, we cleanse our hands and mouths. My hands take in the chilly water, which then grows nice and warm.

Camus: By the way… what is that tent-like structure over there?

Haruka Nanami: Hm? Oh… you mean the food stall.

I had thought that because this is a smaller shrine, there wouldn't be any stalls for New Year's, but there’s one set up here after all.

Camus: They're creating some kind of cloud-like form and stuffing it into bags… How strange.

Haruka Nanami: That's actually called cotton candy, and it’s made entirely out of sugar.

Camus: Made out of… sugar?!

Haruka Nanami: Yes. Shall we take a closer look?

The stall comes as quite a shock to Camus-senpai, and he watches the making of the cotton candy with fascination.

After asking the man at the stall a bunch of questions, he purchases three of them in different colors.

Camus: How fascinating. I had known about food stalls, but experiencing one for myself first-hand is something else.

Haruka Nanami: If it were a bigger shrine or a festival, there would be a lot more of them lined up!

Camus: Hoho. I’ll keep that in mind.

Haruka Nanami: Now, for the last stop. This is the shrine's hall of worship and the main part of Hatsumode. The shrine's main sanctuary is in the back, but prayers are performed here.

After making a round of the shrine grounds, my guided tour comes to an end.

Camus: Of course I knew all of this. But… your explanation wasn't so bad. I might even say you could be something of a suitable bus tour guide.

Haruka Nanami: I don't know about that… but thank you for the compliment anyways.

Camus: Now… it's only proper to pray when visiting. I would like to share with you Silk Palace's formal prayer custom...

He spreads his hands out with a bang and whirls around in place. He inhales deeply and then opens his mouth.

Camus: RIMOTIS CHASTO RIVIE!

Haruka Nanami: C-Camus-senpai?!

Everyone around begins to pay attention to us at once, making me panic a little.

Haruka Nanami: A-ah, well, since there are other people here, and we are in Japan, isn't it better to pray in the Japanese way?

Camus: Hm…? I suppose that's true, too. Then show me how you do it.

Haruka Nanami: A-alright. Clap your hands twice like this, and then bow once….

Camus: Hmm, this is also exactly as described in the reference book. I got it.

We both pray side by side.

When I raise my head, I notice that Alexander has hung his head solemnly, which causes the edge of my lips to quirk up into a small smile.

Haruka Nanami: You’re a very good boy, Alexander.

Camus: Huh. Well, being my dog, it’s only natural for him to be able to pray too.

Alexander: Arf!

We look at each other and laugh at Alexander, who looks like he knows what he’s doing.

Then I ask him…

Haruka Nanami: What did you ask for, Camus-senpai?

Camus: Hmph. I didn't ask for anything. I doubt a foreign god could fulfill my wishes.

Haruka Nanami: But it would be a waste to ask for nothing when you’ve already presented an offering.

Camus: It's no trouble. The offering was to cover Alexander's portion.

Alexander: Arf!

Alexander barks with a suave expression on his face. It's like he knows what everyone is saying.

Camus: And you? What did you wish for?

Haruka Nanami: Me? I...

Select the phrase!

About Camus-senpai… (+20 Love)

Haruka Nanami: It was about you….

Camus: About me? Is there something wrong with me?

He looks at me curiously.

Haruka Nanami: No… t-that’s not… I just wanted to wish you all the best with your work.

I also wished that the important issues you’re facing would go smoothly.

Camus: H-hmph. That's for you to keep your nose out of. Besides, I've already told you that I don't believe in foreign gods. Now go change your wish to something for yourself.

Haruka Nanami: Ah… but, I did make a wish for myself.

Camus: Oh? And what was that?

Haruka Nanami: It’s…

I enjoy hanging out with Camus-senpai and Alexander like this.

I had wished these moments would continue in the future...

Haruka Nanami: A secret.

I suddenly grow embarrassed and can't say my wish out loud, so I blurt out that response instead.

Camus: Don't overthink it. What is it?

Haruka Nanami: The secret is… a secret.

Camus: Well, when you say it like that, it’s only natural for somebody to want to know what it is… so out with it.

He grabs both sides of my cheeks and tugs on them.

Haruka Nanami: Huh!? Fe-Fenpai. That hwuts…

Camus: There, there. You’re looking more ridiculous by the second. If you don’t like it, just spit it out.

Haruka Nanami: Uh…umm…

What do I do…? ...I got it!

Haruka Nanami: Y-you know… I just remembered wishes are unlikely to come true if you say them out loud…

I manage to tell him this while he continues to tug on my cheeks, and he ponders for a moment.

Camus: Hm… does Japan have such a tradition? Then I guess I'm left with no choice.

He immediately removes his hands. I scurry away and rub my aching cheeks.

Haruka Nanami: Really now, you’re such a bully.

Camus-senpai chuckles.

Haruka Nanami: All right, we should... probably start heading back soon.

It's almost time to go back to work, and the number of people at the temple has grown considerably.

Behind me, I can hear a group of elementary school-aged boys making a racket.

As I'm about to turn around, one of them runs toward me and bumps into my back with a thud.

Haruka Nanami: Ah!

Child A: Oww… look where you’re goingー

Camus: What are you saying, brat? You're the one who's been running around without looking ahead.

Child A: Ah…

Haruka Nanami: Ah…

This boy was at the same skating rink from before….

Child A: The Devil! The Devil is making his first shrine visit!

Child B: He really is!

As soon as the boy calls out, a bunch of children start to gather around.

I knew it was those kids who had approached me at the rink because I couldn't skate very well.

Haruka Nanami: U-um, you guys…

Child C: Hey, hey, hey! Is the Devil even allowed to enter the shrine?

Child A: You’re right, you’re right! Shrines are sacred places!

At the rink, the kids ran away in panic at Camus-senpai's fierce presence.

But today, perhaps the amount of people around only serve to encourage them to quickly surround and begin mocking us.

Haruka Nanami: Uh, well…

Child B: Better yet, is she the Devil’s girlfriend?

Haruka Nanami: Eh? I-I’m, uh, not…

Camus: Children. If you don't stop it right now... I'll curse you.

The kids jerk and tense up at the sound of his voice.

Child C: C-curse us…?

Camus: I’m the Devil, after all. It’ll be a piece of cake. I’ll curse you so that all your finished homework becomes blank pages the next day.

Child C: Y-you… Y-you wouldn’t….

Camus: Or I could encase you in ice. Your choice.

Child B: U-uh…

Camus: Quickly!

Child C: Kyah! The Devil is angry!

Child A: He’ll freeze us! Run away!

The children scream and flee in a frenzy at Senpai's devil impression.

He shrugs his shoulders in astonishment as he watches them go.

Camus: Seriously... Hey. What’s so funny?

Haruka Nanami: S-sorry. I just never thought you'd be one to play a joke on children.

Witnessing Senpai play along with the cute children who genuinely believe he's the Devil is a bit hilarious.

I’ve been giggling for a while now.

Haruka Nanami: They really thought they were going to be frozen. Kids can be so innocent and sweet.

Camus: But I meant what I said…. If you’d like, I can try it.

Select the phrase!

C-can you really do something like that...? (+20 Love)

Haruka Nanami: C-can you really do something like that...?

Senpai seems very confident, but I didn’t think he could….

Camus: Heh. I’m kidding. Apparently you aren’t much better than the children.

He laughs mischievously and turns toward the exit.

As we leave the shrine, we notice that there are fortunes for sale.

Camus: Fortune slips...? I believe they’re meant to measure your luck for the year ahead.

Haruka Nanami: Yeah. Seeing as we're here, why don’t we draw one?

Camus: That sounds fun. Very well.

Haruka Nanami: Then... I'll try first. This should be it.

I pull out a piece of paper. I know it's just a lighthearted test of luck, but I'm still a little nervous to open it.

I hope it says something good about me….

Haruka Nanami: Ah…

I freeze as I hold the slip open in my hand.

Written in large font with a brush are two words: Terrible luck.

Camus: What’s wrong?

Haruka Nanami: Ah, n-nothing… Don’t worry about me, please go ahead and draw one for yourself, Senpai.

Camus: ...Alright. Look at this! Witness my excellent luck!

Senpai glamorously put his hand inside the box and made a show of stylishly drawing the slip.

Camus: How’s that!

He glances down at the fortune slip and stops moving.

Camus: …

Haruka Nanami: Um…

Camus: …

We each look into the other's hand. On the fortune slip in his hand, the words "terrible luck" are also distinctly written.

Haruka Nanami: We… we match.

Terrible luck doesn't come up often, yet for both of us to draw it…

It makes me feel like something bad might happen in the future, and I grow disheartened.

Camus: H-hmph. As an expert in all aspects of Japanese culture, I'm obviously well versed in the meaning of these fortune slips.

Excellent luck may seem favorable at first glance, but it actually means you're currently at your best and things will only go downhill from there. In reality, it is bad luck.

Therefore, terrible luck is the best result you can get. It means you are at your lowest point now, and things will only get better from here.

He says this a little too quickly and yanks the fortune slip out of my hand.

He then ties the two slips to a nearby tree and glances back at me.

Camus: By tying it in an upward direction like this, you can break the cycle. Now even terrible luck will be rendered ineffective. There's no need to be discouraged by it at all.

Haruka Nanami: A-alright…

I nod, and Senpai looks a little relieved.

Camus: Hm. Then let's head back. You can't call yourself a professional if you rely on luck in the first place. You must keep that in mind.

Haruka Nanami: I will!

And with that, we leave the shrine.

I started dedicating myself to composing the solo piece for Camus-senpai around the time of the Christmas concert.

The Shining Song Festival is scheduled for March. I have to write a song that can win the competition by then.

Whenever I was alone, I would sit at the piano as often as I could and jot down every little idea I had.

I also tried to ask Senpai for advice whenever he seemed to be available.

Haruka Nanami: What kind of music do you like, Camus-senpai? What kind of song would you like to sing?

I ask him as I set out the curry on the table during dinner one day, and he gives me the same curt answer as always.

Camus: Music is part of my job. I have no preferences or aversions for it. I just sing what I'm given.

Haruka Nanami: I see…. That’s not exactly…. It can be as simple as liking or disliking something, or something that makes you feel better when you listen to it.

Take for example…

Select the phrase!

Music featuring electronic instruments, Mikaze-senpai’s specialty (+15 Love)

Haruka Nanami: How about music using electronic instruments like the synthesizers Mikaze-senpai is known for?

Camus: I prefer classical instruments to artificial ones like those. But... if I were to consider it on its own, I don't mind them.

Haruka Nanami: Is that right! I was thinking that synths would pair well with your clear voice!

Camus: Hmph. I could play any instrument if I put my mind to it. But... I can appreciate your assessment of music to a certain extent.

He agrees to let me consider using synths for his solo song.

Haruka Nanami: Thank you. Are there any other instruments that you’d like to use?

Camus: Let’s hear your opinion instead of me just listing my preferences. What other kind of instrument do you think would best suit me?

Haruka Nanami: I think there are a lot of instruments that would suit you, to be honest. The cello is your specialty of course, but there are other things we can do, like use the sound of bells to create a majestic effect…

It makes me happy to see him so willing to talk to me, so I share everything that comes to mind.

Camus-senpai and I discuss his solo song for a while.

This is probably the first time we've ever talked like this, and I can’t stop myself from rambling.

Haruka Nanami: I knew you had your own taste in music, Camus-senpai.

Camus: It would seem so… I've never really given it much consideration before.

Haruka Nanami: It makes me happy to know. My goal is to compose a song that is fun for you to sing.

Camus: Hmph…. Well, have at it. The unit song wasn't all that bad.

We had been told that their unit song was so well received that it would be a waste not to sell a CD with it.

The president's appraisal of my work made me very happy, and of course I was relieved that I was not fired at that point.

But above all, I was grateful that the audience was happy with my music, and it was like a weight had been lifted off my shoulders.

Speaking of which, I had noticed that the four unit members seemed to be working together more often since that concert.

Camus: What a nuisance.

Camus-senpai furrows his brows in annoyance, probably thinking about Kotobuki-senpai and the others.

But he always seems to enjoy himself when he’s with those three.

He starts to complain, but it sounds more like he’s bragging about his friends instead.

I smile and chime in.

That day, we talked about many things late into the night.

Life in this house has changed a bit.

I’m no longer referred to as a "servant" or asked to work anymore after the Christmas holiday.

I'm the one who handles most of the household chores, as I normally have less work to do compared to him, but the responsibilities are shared fairly between us...

At some point, we had gone from being master and servant to ordinary housemates.

Today, Camus-senpai has work scheduled until after noon.

After Alexander and I finish lunch at home, I find myself at loose ends.

Haruka Nanami: I could organize the books in the bedroom now that I have some free time on my hands.

Alexander: Arf!

Camus-senpai was a bookworm and had many books, but was too busy to put them all away. I went to his bedroom and started to organize his collection.

I sort through the mountain of books by genre and arrange them in order on the bookshelf.

Haruka Nanami: Hmm… This one goes here… Ah! Cold!

Just as I place a book on the shelf near the bed, my fingertips brush against something chilly and I yelp in surprise.

Haruka Nanami: W-what…?

A closer look at the shelf reveals a perfume bottle tucked in between the books.

The bottle is filled with a beautiful aurora-colored liquid in a finely crafted glass.

He's a stylish person, so it's not odd for him to have perfume in his room, but…

Haruka Nanami: Why… is it cold?

The temperature in the room is perfectly normal, but the bottle feels as cold as ice.

Haruka Nanami: Eh…?

I look up in shock when I hear what resembles radio static in my head.

Haruka Nanami: What the…?

I can still hear it. What in the world is going on? There’s no TV or radio in this room.

I put the bottle down, tilting my head to the side, and the mysterious noise stops.

Haruka Nanami: What in the world was that all about…?

The next thing I know, it’s already time for Camus-senpai to return home.

Instead of focusing on the bottle, I finish sorting through the books and return to the living room.

Camus: ...I’m back. Haruka, Alexander, I’ve brought a gift for you today.

Alexander: Arf!

Haruka Nanami: Yes, welcome back. A gift? What is it?

Camus: It’s… not anything to write home about.

I heard some bento shop made a mistake on the number of orders.

Sometimes indulging in a commoner’s meal is not the end of the world.

Haruka Nanami: Woah, it's fried chicken! It looks delicious. Let's have it for dinner.

Alexander: Arfarfarfarf!

Camus: Alexander, there is no bento for you. I’ve bought you your own food.

Alexander: Arf...

Camus: Hey! A dog of noble class shouldn't be reduced to moping over some fried chicken!

I take the food from Camus-senpai and pat Alexander on the head.

Haruka Nanami: All right, all right. I'll give you a good brushing later.

Alexander: Arf!

Camus: He's seriously... such a simple fellow.

I catch Camus-senpai looking dumbfounded, and we exchange a laugh as I take his coat.

Then I notice what looks like a notepad peeking out of his pocket.

Haruka Nanami: What’s that, Camus-senpai?

Camus: This? It’s a topic list.

Haruka Nanami: A… topic list?

Camus: You must know that. It's for the New Year's party.

Haruka Nanami: Ah, for the agency!

Shining Agency holds a party every year around this time for the New Year holiday. Even though it's an intimate gathering, it's a big one, and they rent out a party room for the occasion.

I've never been able to make it due to scheduling conflicts, but I'm really looking forward to attending this year.

Haruka Nanami: Topics at the New Year's party could mean... Is it for hidden talents?

He nods. There would be a hidden talents contest held during the New Year's party.

The Master Course units would team up for the contest, so Camus-senpai will be paired with Cecil-san.

Haruka Nanami: What are you two even going to do?

Camus: That is confidential information. A hidden talent is only valuable if it's kept hidden.

He kind of has a point.

Camus: Look forward to the event. Just because it is a private party does not mean I will cut corners.

I stop asking questions and simply decide to anticipate the New Year's party.

Soon enough...

It's the day of the Shining Agency New Year's Party.

Camus-senpai had some work to do right before the event, so I went into the venue alone.

The sight of all the Shining Agency talents gathered in one place is truly spectacular.

Even though I'm also a member of the agency, the thought of stepping into such a glamorous venue makes me nervous.

Tomochika Shibuya: Haruka~! Happy New Year! Let’s go all out today!

Haruka Nanami: Tomo-chan! Happy New Year!

I spot my friend in the middle of the crowd and rush over to her.

Tomochika Shibuya: Hey, are you still living with Camus-senpai? He isn't bullying you, is he?

Haruka Nanami: Ah… I am. I have to say, we're actually managing pretty well these days….

Tomochika Shibuya: Oh? That's good to hear. You can be pretty daring sometimes, you know~.

Haruka Nanami: Can I… really?

Tomochika Shibuya: Oh, you seriously don't even realize you're doing it. Please don't make me worry over you so much.

Tomo-chan had quickly caught on to the lie that I was in a relationship with Camus-senpai.

So, now the story goes that I’m living with him to help me with my solo songwriting as he’s too busy to give me the time of day otherwise.

I hope I can tell her the whole truth once the song festival is over….

Tomochika Shibuya: Anyway, the venue is gorgeous every year~.

Tomo-chan sighs as she scans her surroundings. I follow suit and start to look around.

The venue is magnificent.

The array of food and the flower arrangements on the tables are exactly what one would expect at an entertainment agency event.

Tomochika Shibuya: I also heard that the prizes for the hidden talents contest are really luxurious. Unfortunately, I'm not participating this year~. Bummer!

Well, some people think it's safer not to participate because the punishment for coming in last is terrifying.

Haruka Nanami: The punishment must be... quite awful.

The president is surely arranging a punishment game that will leave everyone scarred for life.

Staff: Ah, there you are, Shibuya-san. I apologize for bothering you on a day like this, but I just need to confirm something with you.

Tomochika Shibuya: Hm? Ah, yes, yes. Sorry, Haruka. I’ll catch up with you in a sec.

Haruka Nanami: Of course. I'll see you later.

I would have liked to talk to Tomo-chan more, but she was called away by someone from the staff.

What... should I do?

The rest of my peers and teachers should also be here tonight, so I may as well go greet them for a little bit.

Ryuya Hyuga: Hey, Nanami. Happy New Year.

Haruka Nanami: Hyuga-sensei! Happy New Year!

Ryuya Hyuga: This year will be a turning point for you. Keep hanging in there.

Haruka Nanami: Of course!

Ryuya Hyuga: In any case, weren’t you supposed to be with Camus tonight?

Haruka Nanami: R-right. Well, he’s working tonight…

Ryuya Hyuga: Looks like it's already over. I saw him in the garden a while ago.

Haruka Nanami: Is he? I’ll go take a look, then.

Ryuya Hyuga: They're serving cups of sake over there, so don't drink them if you're still underage.

Haruka Nanami: Of course.

I decide to go to the Japanese gardens on the other side of the venue after Hyuga-sensei tells me about it.

Haruka Nanami: Ah…

Reiji Kotobuki: Hey, Kohai-chaaan. Welcoooome! Many thanks for all your support last year! I hope to have you here next year, my dear~!

Ai Mikaze: Happy New Year. You’re late. Did Camus leave you behind?

Camus: Don't be absurd. I was simply taking care of some business.

Ranmaru Kurosaki: Hey, woman. You eat yet? They're handing out Osechi over there.

The four senpai are all gathered in the Japanese garden. They’re dressed in kimonos, and they look exactly like idols.

I think this is the first time I’ve seen Camus-senpai in a kimono.

I once heard that foreigners don't look good in kimonos because they are made to suit Japanese people, but…

Camus: ...What is it? Don't stare at people.

Haruka Nanami: No, no, I just thought the kimono fits you very well….

Camus: H-hmph. How long do you think I've been in Japan? Of course I'm accustomed to wearing a kimono.

Reiji Kotobuki: W-woah! Myu-chan is blushing?!

Camus: What…! Kotobuki! What the hell are you doing?

Reiji Kotobuki: Gyah! He’s mad! Angry! Gotta go! Whoosh!

Kotobuki-senpai dashes off, carrying a large lion dance head with ease.

Camus-senpai chases after him with a speed that makes me believe that he hadn’t been kidding about being used to wearing a kimono.

Mikaze-senpai and Kurosaki-senpai hold the umbrellas and Osechi out of the way as they watch the other two in dismay.

Haruka Nanami: Um… by any chance, could it be that Camus-senpai and Kotobuki-senpai are drunk?

Ai Mikaze: It looks like it. It's almost time for the hidden talents contest and these adults are being ridiculous.

Anyway, I hope it stays this way so my team is the one less likely to be the ones getting penalized.

Mikaze-senpai keeps a composed expression. Kurosaki... focuses on the Osechi as if nothing had happened.

Shining Saotome: The party is now in full swing! Next up - the entertainment you’ve all been waiting for! YOU folks, time to perform some hidden talents, YO!!

The president's announcement echoes through the hall, indicating that the time has finally come.

Idols affiliated with the Shining Agency begin to present their signature talents one after another.

I learn that the senpai won’t be performing until later, so I decide to watch the show with Camus-senpai and Tomo-chan, who had just returned.

Tomochika Shibuya: That reminds me, what happened to Kotobuki-senpai...?

Camus: Kotobuki…? There was such a man once upon a time… Hehehe.

Tomochika Shibuya: Whoa. What did he... do to him?

Shining Saotome: Entrryyyyy numberrr 8!! Juggling by Team Mr. Bear!

Oh. Shinomiya-san, Syo-kun and Mikaze-senpai's team is up next.

Every team's performance so far has been wonderful, but I’m quite intrigued by my own peers and find myself leaning in.

Natsuki Shinomiya: Alriiight. Let's begin with something simple. Ai-chan and I are going to play a game of Otedama with these concrete blocks!

Tomochika Shibuya: Simple… how...?

Natsuki Shinomiya: Here we go! Ok! Whoo! Ho-ho-yo-ha!

Ai Mikaze: Ha. Ha-ha!

Shinomiya-san and Mikaze-senpai start juggling large concrete blocks with calm expressions, drawing cheers from the audience!

Ryuya Hyuga: This is incredible, but what's Kurusu gonna do…?

Ai Mikaze: Let's go, Syo!

Syo Kurusu: Ooh! Haaaaaaaa… Hyah!!

Mikaze-senpai throws a concrete block up in the air and Syo-kun crushes it with a burst of energy and a roundhouse kick.

Camus: My, I heard that Kurusu is a karate expert. Impressive.

Haruka Nanami: I know. He's incredibly strong.

The audience cheers for the three rather cute members and their powerful performance.

Shining Saotome: And now~ A play by the Sincere Orchid Lotus Team!

The Sincere Orchid Lotus? That sounds grand, but whose group is it exactly?

Ranmaru Kurosaki: Yo! I'm Peachtaro, the boy born of a peach!

I'm gonna be the strongest man in the world!

I'm unstoppable, so you better watch out~!

As soon as Kurosaki-senpai appears on stage, Camus-senpai spits out a mouthful of juice in surprise.

Camus: Pfft!

Tomochika Shibuya: Whoa, are you okay, Camus-senpai?

Camus: Impossible, K-Kurosaki!? What in the world is going on!?

This may well be the first time I've seen Camus-senpai this disturbed.

Kurosaki-senpai's transformation is incredibly surprising and renders me frozen in my seat, but Camus regains his composure in no time.

Camus: I see… So that's what it is.

Look. The prize pool includes Japanese black beef and bluefin tuna. Looks like Kurosaki lost to his appetite and cast away his pride.

Tomochika Shibuya: Ah… well, Kurosaki-senpai is known to be a foodie.

Ranmaru Kurosaki: Hey, you guys over there!

Wanna come with me and beat up some evil demons?

Masato Hijirikawa: Woof woof! If I can get my paws on some of those delicious looking dango, I'll go with you, woof!

Ren Jinguji: A pheasant like me can't pass up a good dango either, coo!

Ranmaru Kurosaki: Haha, 'course you can have some. My sis makes the best and coolest dango around!

Camus: Guh…Hn…. I can't bear this… That Kurosaki... he's acting just like Kotobuki… ugh.

At that moment, Kurosaki-senpai's eyes light up.

Ranmaru Kurosaki: Masato, Ren, let's go!

The show kicks off with a flashy action scene that belies the relaxed pace of the performance up until now.

There’s wire action, jumps from high places, and intense sword fighting.

The crowd roars with excitement at the sight of the three performers, who are no less than real stuntmen.

The show continues smoothly.

Tsukimiya-sensei spectacularly stacks a tower of playing cards, then Hyuga-sensei whips the tablecloth out from underneath it.

Camus-senpai and Cecil-san's turn comes in no time, and he leaves his seat to prepare for the performance.

Haruka Nanami: I never got to find out what they were going to do. I wonder….

Tomochika Shibuya: I think it's safe to say that whatever they do, they're gonna be hilarious. They sound like a comic duo when they talk.

Shining Saotome: Well, well, well! The hidden talents continue! Next up! THE MANZAI by Team Prince and Earl.

Tomochika Shibuya: Wait, what? Are they actually gonna do a comedy skit?

The two of them leap onto the stage accompanied by a lively tune as Tomo-chan and I look at each other.

Cecil Aijima: Yes~. Hello~. Good evening, everyone. I'm the Prince.

Camus: And I'm the Earl. Say, let's check in with the Prince over there. It's been getting really cold lately, hasn't it?

Cecil Aijima: Yes. I am not a fan of Japanese winters. I miss Agna Palace when the weather is so cold.

Camus: ...Then why not just go home?

Cecil Aijima: ...The only one who needs to go home is you.

Haruka Nanami: Ah…

Tomochika Shibuya: Hey, isn't this starting to get out of hand?

Cecil Aijima: …

Camus: ...Hey, keep going.

Cecil Aijima: ... Anyway, you know what? I've been wanting to become a ramen chef lately. Do you mind if I try, Earl?

Camus: That came out of nowhere, but it's the Prince's wish. Let's give this ramen shop a go.

Cecil Aijima: Yes! The ramen scene in Japan is fantastic!

Cecil Aijima: Well then... Hey. Who is running this place? Rattle, rattle. Oh, that's the sound of the store door opening.

Camus: You don't need to mention that! Or maybe, Prince, you are implying that I am the shop assistant.

Cecil Aijima: Ah… Yeah, that's it.

Camus: You're so scatterbrained~. Well, that's fine. Welcome, welcome. Ramen? Tsukemen?

Cecil Aijima: Cold soba noodles!

Camus: That came out of nowhere, Prince. We can't serve soba noodles in a ramen shop.

Cecil Aijima: But… I mean, Camus is an Earl….

Camus: Ramen and earls don't have a single thing to do with each other. Here, have some regular soy ramen.

Cecil Aijima: Ma…MASHIMASHINIKUNIKUYASAYASA!

Camus: What was that?

Cecil Aijima: A spell to make ramen more delicious, I'm told.

Camus: I don't really follow, but I suppose I could just top it with brown sugar.

Cecil Aijima: Non! Please don't say that as if it's the normal thing to do!

Camus: It's only soy ramen.

Cecil Aijima: Please, non! The only thing they have in common is the color!

There are times when I wonder what’s going on, but the two of them are completely in tune with each other.

It’s hard to tell how much of it is improvisation and how much is the routine itself, but that makes it all the more exciting.

Tomo-chan and I both genuinely applaud them.

Cecil Aijima: Haruka! What did you think of our stand-up comedy?

Cecil-san comes running straight to us from the stage as soon as their performance is over.

Camus: It was a comedy sketch, you fool. There is a genuine distinction between stand-up comedy and comedy sketches. If you live in Japan, it's necessary to understand this country's culture…

Tomochika Shibuya: Oh, man. What a drag, this guy. Anyway, you did great!

Camus: Hm. So, Haruka, any thoughts?

Haruka Nanami: Yeah. Both of you were hilarious.

Reiji Kotobuki: Nice work, Myu-chan, Cesshi. We're not going to lose this one, though.

I turn around in response to the voice, and spot Ittoki-kun, Ichinose-san and Kotobuki-senpai transporting a large set.

Camus: What is that? You're next?

Haruka Nanami: That's a really nice set. What are you going to do with it?

Reiji Kotobuki: Fufufu. Listen and prepare to be amazed, behold and weep! This magic show will astound you!

Cecil Aijima: Magic! I'm a big fan of it. I am rooting for you. Good luck, Reiji-senpai.

Reiji Kotobuki: I'm so happy. With Cesshi's support, Reiji-onii-chan's team will be unstoppable! Right, Otoyan?

Otoya Ittoki: Right! Otoya-onii-chan will give it his all, Cecil! Right, Tokiya?

Tokiya Ichinose: ...I'll do my best.

Otoya Ittoki: Oh, come on. You're supposed to go, "Tokiya-onii-chan will do his best".

The three, smiling and laughing, head for the stage to prepare for their performance.

There’s a large water tank and other equipment on set. I wonder what kind of magic show this will be. I'm looking forward to it.

Kotobuki-senpai 's team hidden talent is…

Reiji Kotobuki: Aaaahh! The set!!!

Rodriguez: Roaaaaaar!!!

Otoya Ittoki: Hyahhhh! The lion's over here!!!

Reiji Kotobuki: Otoyan! I'll take care of this so you get out of here!

Rodriguez: Roar! Roar roar roaaar!!

Tokiya Ichinose: …

Otoya Ittoki: AAAH! Tokiya's unconscious! Rei-chan!!

Rodriguez: Roar!!

Reiji Kotobuki: AHHHHH!!!

Haruka Nanami: A-ah….

The animal talent that’s supposed to be used for the performance has accidentally escaped.

The show ends in turmoil.

Shining Saotome: I will now be announcing the penalty gaaaame! This year, with a unanimous vote and left with no time for deliberation means the punishment will be given to "Rei-chan and his wonderful friends"!

Reiji Kotobuki: Ah… hm. I knew it. I was prepared for this.

Otoya Ittoki: I get it, but penalty games are the worst!

Tokiya Ichinose: It's a rule, so there's no alternative but to do it. Let's get this over with.

The three of them trudge off to the president with drooping shoulders.

What kind of penalty game will it be? Just watching them like this makes me nervous.

Shining Saotome: YOU are going to receive a very, very dangerous punishment! Hey! Open the abyss!

As soon as the president snaps his fingers, the middle of the floor of the venue opens up.

Inside, there’s a staircase leading to the basement, and beyond that… it’s pitch black, and nothing could be made out past that.

Camus: It seems to me... that there is something very sinister going on within.

Shining Saotome: Enter now. Welcome to the First Circle of Hell.

Reiji Kotobuki: Uh… uh… uh… Come on! Running away here would ruin our reputation! Tokki, Otoyan, follow me!

Kotobuki-senpai slaps his own cheeks to get into the spirit, and then leads Ittoki-kun and Ichinose-san into the void. Everything that happens to them inside is broadcast to the audience through CCTV cameras…

It’s so horrible that I don't even want to think about it anymore.

Before long, the New Year's party wraps up, and by the time I finish saying goodbye to everyone, it’s almost dark out.

Haruka Nanami: Ahh. That was so much fun… except for the penalty game. That was terrifying.

It's been a while since we've all had this kind of fun together, and it brings me back to my time in school.

Haruka Nanami: Where's Camus-senpai? I know he was talking to another senpai earlier, but….

As I start walking, I notice someone talking by the side of the building.

Shining Saotome: I'm sure YOU are aware of this, but while there have been idols with significant others, this is something completely unheard of for a rookie.

Cecil Aijima: Yes… I am very well aware.

Is that… the president and Cecil-san? What are they doing here?

The president is wearing his usual shades so reading his expression is difficult, but Cecil-san looks like he’s in a bad mood.

Shining Saotome: This is not only YOUR personal matter, but also concerns YOUR country, Agna Palace. Please consider it carefully and come to a conclusion!

What’s he talking about? The mood feels heavy.

Shining Saotome: …I know it's hard, but please make a choice you won't come to regret later. That's all the advice I can give right now.

The president leaves immediately after saying that, leaving Cecil-san behind. Cecil-san heads toward me with a dark expression on his face.

He seems to be lost in thought and remains oblivious to my presence.

Haruka Nanami: Um… Cecil-san…

He sighs when I call out to him, followed by a weak smile.

Cecil Aijima: Haruka. Many thanks for coming today. I enjoyed seeing you again after such a long time.

Haruka Nanami: Of course. I had tons of fun.

Cecil Aijima: ...Are you still living with Camus? Are you really not having a hard time?

Haruka Nanami: Y-yes, I'm still living with him. But, um, Cecil-san, is there something else other than me that’s worrying you?

Cecil-san looks a little confused and then glances back at me with a rather complicated expression.

Cecil Aijima: The truth is… I may end up having to get married.

Haruka Nanami: Huh?

The news is so unexpected I’m left speechless.

Cecil Aijima: A marriage proposal is being discussed in my home country. It is likely that it will actually happen.

Cecil-san is a prince, and Agna Palace's culture is different to that of Japan's.

Perhaps it won't be so unusual if he suddenly decides to get married.

But, I only know Cecil-san from my school days, so it’s difficult for me to imagine him getting looped into marriage.

Haruka Nanami: So… who's the…

Cecil Aijima: Even though I am a prince, I have never even met her. I realize that I have no say, but...if I were to get married, I am certain I would not be able to stay in Japan. I would not be able to continue being an idol.

Cecil-san sorrowfully shakes his head.

Haruka Nanami: That's so…

It’s Cecil's dream to become an idol in Japan, but now…

Cecil Aijima: I can sing anywhere. Music will be with me even if I leave this country. Even so...

Cecil-san steps closer to me. He gingerly brings his face close to mine, and I feel a bit bewildered by his serious gaze.

Cecil Aijima: Will you miss me when I am gone?

Haruka Nanami: Y-yes… I will miss you a lot.

Cecil-san smiles warmly and quietly takes my hand.

Cecil Aijima: Haruka. Please come to Agna Palace with me.

Haruka Nanami: Huh? U-um, that's a bit sudden….

Cecil Aijima: Why…? You said that you would miss me. I would also be sad to leave you behind.

You are my Muse. The people will be convinced. As long as you are by my side, I will be…

Haruka Nanami: I-I…

I look around in confusion and notice Camus-senpai walking towards us from across the street.

Camus: Haruka, there you are. We should go home soon….

Aijima? What the hell are you doing here?

As Camus-senpai nears closer, he picks up on the tense mood and stops in his tracks.

Cecil Aijima: Camus, we are having a very important conversation. Please give us a minute.

Cecil-san shakes his head a little and looks at me straight in the eyes again.

Cecil Aijima: Haruka, please tell me. Is it a yes, or a no?

Select the phrase!

I'm so sorry. I can't. (+15 Love)

Haruka Nanami: I'm so sorry. I can't.

I'm very upset to see you go, Cecil-san. But there is no way I can join you in Agna Palace….

Cecil Aijima: ...I see. Sorry. I got a little ahead of myself.

Cecil-san bows his head.

Cecil Aijima: Please forget about it. I never meant to cause you any distress.

Haruka Nanami: No, Cecil-san, I understand completely that you're stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Cecil Aijima: Well then… I will be off.

Cecil-san leaves the scene looking regretful.

Haruka Nanami: Sorry, Camus-senpai. You've been looking for me, haven't you?

Camus: I wouldn't go so far as to say I was looking for you.

More importantly, what were you and Aijima talking about?

Haruka Nanami: Oh, nothing, we were just making small talk....

It would be best not to discuss the marriage with others.

Camus-senpai looks unhappy with the answer I came up with.

Camus: It's something you can't share with me.

Haruka Nanami: N-no. It's not like that. It was just a personal thing with Cecil-san.

Camus: Sounds like you've become quite intimately involved in Aijima's personal life then.

Haruka Nanami: Y-you're… I-I…

Camus: Well, it's got nothing to do with me. Just remember to never let yourself be alone with a man so carelessly. You never know what might happen.

Haruka Nanami: B-but Cecil-san is a friend of mine….

Camus: So what? All men are the same. You need to be a little more careful.

Haruka Nanami: I-I understand….

Senpai looks very displeased. I wonder if he's angry I made him look for me….

We leave the venue together without exchanging another word.

After the New Year's party, what little New Year's spirit I had left is now forgotten as I spend my days experimenting with creating Senpai's solo song.

He often takes time to help me, but being unable to find a place to start causes me to lose myself in my worry and doubt.

Then one day...

A rare winter storm came.

I’m supposed to be working in the office until nightfall, but I return home early to avoid being caught out in the rain.

It’s still clear when I leave the office, but the wind and rain pick up along the way. I hurry to the tower through the forest, feeling like I might be blown away any second.

Haruka Nanami: H-ha… Ha… I got soaked more than I thought I would. I-It's freezing….

I’m chilled to the bone by the cold winter rain, and my teeth start to chatter. I need to hurry up and change into warm, dry clothes.

Haruka Nanami: I'll take off my coat for now and roll it up….

My umbrella has been rendered completely useless by the strong winds, and I’m drenched from top to bottom.

The house lights are on. Senpai’s supposed to be on location today, but it looks like he’s already home.

Relieved, I put my hand on the front door.

Haruka Nanami: I-I'm back….

I open the door, water dripping down my face, and come face-to-face with Camus-senpai.

For some reason, he’s standing there half-naked.

Camus: Haruka?! You're not supposed to be home yet….

Haruka Nanami: Ah!! S-Sorry!!

Select the phrase!

Hurry outside (+30 Love)

Haruka Nanami: I-I'll excuse myself!

I turn to my right and try to bolt out the front door.

He reaches out from behind me and catches my hand on the doorknob.

Camus: Relax, you fool. What will you do, go back out into the storm?

Haruka Nanami: U-um, uh, I-I…

What do I do? There’s a half-naked man right behind me….

My head is spinning in disarray, and I’m panicking for no reason, but my arm is caught and I can't move.

Camus: You're soaked. You should have at least called me... I could have come to get you.

He runs his fingers through my hair, shaking droplets of water from it.

Haruka Nanami: S-sorry. I-I appreciate it, really… But…

U-uh… uh… Senpai... where are, uh, your clothes…

I'm not sure why he's looking like this when he's usually so well-dressed, even when he’s relaxing at home.

I notice that Camus-senpai is also averting his gaze from me. As I glance over curiously, he looks uncomfortable.

Then for the first time, I realize that his hair is wet, too.

Camus: I just returned home as well. If I didn't clean up here, the place would get dirty.

Had I known that you were coming back, I would never have been in this state of undress….

Senpai mumbles and thrusts a bath towel in my direction.

Camus: Dry yourself quickly. I would be held responsible as your partner if you were to catch a cold.

Haruka Nanami: Um, but, weren't you supposed to be using this…?

I’m freezing from the rain and my clothes are sticking to me, so I really want to use the towel, but...

He's also still soaking wet. Would it be okay for me to use it?

Camus: …

He pushes the towel closer to me with a scowl and heads up to his bedroom, carrying his clothes.

Haruka Nanami: ...T-thank you…

I bow my head at his receding back. I shiver with a sudden chill, and then sneeze loudly.

I feel so awkward and embarrassed that I’m at a complete loss for what to do.

He acts completely normal when we meet for dinner, so I do my best to act the same.

The following day, it's business as usual, and our everyday lives as housemates continue over the next few weeks.

I pour myself into composing the solo song, work, keep up with the house chores, and even bake a cake to celebrate Camus-senpai's birthday on the 23rd.

In the midst of all this, I finally came up with a satisfying rough draft of Camus-senpai’s song.

I immediately inform Senpai after dinner that day that the song is ready.

Haruka Nanami: I composed the song based on my own impression of you.

Camus: A song inspired by myself, huh? It must sound very noble.

Haruka Nanami: I… think you should listen to it for yourself.

He crosses his legs on the sofa and raises the corners of his lips.

Camus: Hmph. All right. Let's hear how I appear in your mind's eye, shall we?

Haruka Nanami: Then, I will begin.

SONG: "Zettai Reido Emotion" (S Rank)

Camus: Hm... I see. Sounds like something worth mentioning.

Haruka Nanami: Really? Thank you so much!

Camus: Don't get ahead of yourself. There are still many things that need to be corrected.

Haruka Nanami: Of course!

Camus: It's far from a perfect song, but I'll give it the credit it deserves.

Haruka Nanami: Thank you!

Thank goodness. I unknowingly let out a relieved sigh.

Camus: What are you going to do about the lyrics?

Haruka Nanami: The lyrics…

It's Camus-senpai's song, so I would like for him to write the lyrics himself.

But since he once said he didn't care about them...

Camus: I wouldn't mind writing them myself.

Haruka Nanami: Huh?

I can't help parroting his statement as a question, and he gave me his usual teasing smile.

Camus: What? You don't like the idea? You can write them yourself if you prefer. Do as you please.

Haruka Nanami: No, that's not it at all. You’re welcome to work on the lyrics!

Camus: Hm. It's not every day that I take the opportunity to pen the lyrics. You should feel honored.

Haruka Nanami: Of course.

I’d never thought that Camus-senpai would be the one to offer to write the lyrics, and I’m honestly over the moon with joy.

It feels like a dream coming true for me with everything going so smoothly.

Haruka Nanami: Okay, let's start with the score.

A white light suddenly illuminates the room as I reach for my composition notebook.

Haruka Nanami: Huh?

I’m blinded for a moment in shock.

I hear someone's voice from somewhere far away, someone I had never heard before.

???: Camus-sama! Camus-sama! This is terrible!

Huh...? Who…? Where is that voice coming from?

Camus-senpai lifts himself off the sofa in a hurry, while I glance around in confusion.

Camus: Wait. There's somebody here. Inform me later….

???: Her Majesty the Queen has decided to marry! Her betrothed is Cecil Aijima, the First Prince of Agna Palace!

Haruka Nanami: What?!

Camus: What… did you say...?

The voice breaks off after speaking, and the white light also disappears.

Haruka Nanami: The Queen... and Cecil-san...?

Senpai and I stand in front of the sofa, dazed.

(Chapter End)

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3: The Epic Conclusion of a Beloved Superhero Franchise

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (stylized as Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3) is a highly anticipated American superhero film released in 2023. It is the sequel to the successful Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017), and it serves as the 32nd film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). Directed and written by the talented James Gunn, the film showcases a star-studded ensemble cast that includes Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldaña, Dave Bautista, Karen Gillan, Pom Klementieff, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Will Poulter, Sean Gunn, Chukwudi Iwuji, Linda Cardellini, Nathan Fillion, and Sylvester Stallone.

The movie follows the adventures of the Guardians of the Galaxy as they embark on a daring mission to protect their comrade Rocket (voiced by Bradley Cooper) from the High Evolutionary, portrayed by Chukwudi Iwuji. Filled with action-packed sequences and heartwarming moments, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 takes viewers on an unforgettable journey through the cosmos.

The inception of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 dates back to November 2014 when James Gunn first hinted at his ideas for a third and final installment in the series. In April 2017, he officially announced his return as the writer and director of the film. However, in an unfortunate turn of events, Gunn was fired by Disney in July 2018 due to controversial posts resurfacing on Twitter. Nevertheless, Disney reconsidered its decision, and Gunn was reinstated by October of the same year. His return to the project was publicly revealed in March 2019, after completing work on DC's The Suicide Squad (2021) and its spin-off series Peacemaker (2022).

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The Epic Journey of the Guardians of the Galaxy

The Guardians of the Galaxy, a renowned band of intergalactic heroes, have captivated audiences with their thrilling adventures and unique personalities. With a lineup that has expanded and evolved over time, this ragtag group of outlaws has played a crucial role in protecting the galaxy from numerous threats. Let's delve into their epic journey and explore the significant moments that have shaped their story.

The original members of the Guardians of the Galaxy were Star-Lord, Gamora, Drax, Rocket, and Groot. Together, they formed an unconventional team determined to combat evil and maintain peace across the universe. Their first major challenge came when they joined forces with Yondu Udonta and Mantis to confront the powerful celestial being known as Ego. With Nebula briefly aiding them, this battle marked a turning point in their fight against formidable foes.

In a devastating turn of events, the group faced the wrath of Thanos, a malevolent force seeking to collect the Infinity Stones. Despite their valiant efforts, Thanos succeeded in his quest and unleashed chaos, disintegrating half of all life in the universe. Among his victims were Star-Lord, Drax, Mantis, and Groot, leaving Rocket and Nebula as the sole survivors. However, with the demise of Thanos and the destruction of the Stones, Rocket and Nebula found themselves aligned with the Avengers.

In a daring mission, the Guardians, along with the Avengers, utilized the Quantum Realm to travel through alternate universes in an attempt to retrieve the Infinity Stones and reverse the catastrophic events caused by Thanos. Although their mission was not without complications, they successfully gathered the Stones and thwarted the plans of an alternate version of Thanos. Together, they restored balance and saved the universe once again.

Following these triumphs, the Guardians of the Galaxy welcomed Thor into their ranks, embarking on an array of thrilling adventures across the cosmos. Together, they traversed different worlds, encountered allies and adversaries, and faced formidable challenges that tested their strength and resilience.

In a rather unique twist, the team acquired the former abode of "The Collector," the severed and inhabited head of a Celestial named Knowhere, as their new base of operations.

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Andrew Rogers: Destroyer Incarnate, Sentient, Autuar, Founder of Imajica Entertainment.

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“Wonderful escapism”: Detroit - Destroyer, Sentient, Director Imajica Entertainment – Oracle: Andrew Rogers

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Part homage, all farce, the AWFULLY CHEERFUL ENGINE! is an irreverent, affectionate parody of pop-culture tropes and a love-letter to 80s roleplaying games in a new, modern comic-book sized format! It’s a wacky roleplaying game of action comedy!

       Hardcover collector's omnibus, softcover rules and adventures, blank ID cards, monster cards, hero role cards, VTT tokens

Are you a fan of the Ghostbusters RPG from the 1980s? Danger Mouse or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Bill & Ted or Rick & Morty? Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Dracula, or sci-fi adventures on the final frontier? Do you enjoy chortling at TV tropes or chuckling at pop-culture parodies? Then the Awfully Cheerful Engine! is here for you!

ACE! is brought to you by Russ 'Morrus' Morrissey (EN World, WOIN, Judge Dredd & The Worlds of 2000 AD), Dave Chapman (Doctor Who, Star Trek Adventures), and Marc Langworthy (Hellboy, Judge Dredd & The Worlds of 2000 AD). With a foreword by Sandy Petersen, co-author of the Ghostbusters RPG!

ACE! is designed for everybody! From talking animals to pulp heroes to eldritch horrors, kids and adults alike will find adventures to love with the Awfully Cheerful Engine!

This tabletop roleplaying game, which we’re calling ACE! with an exclamation point, is one of fast, cinematic, action comedy. To play you need a handful of six-sided dice, a pen, and some paper. Each player plays one Hero, except for one player who takes the role of the Director.

Think of ACE! as an irreverent, fun-packed movie. You might play as ghost hunters in New York City, a band of plucky galactic guardians, vampire slayers, or soldiers of fortune in the Los Angeles underground. Heck, you might even be cartoon animals. Good grief!

This is a multi-dimensional, time-hopping, genre-mashing, pan-galactic portal into any type of adventure you can imagine! Want to play in a fantasy world full of elves and orcs? Crew a starship as it explores the galaxy? Hunt vampires in Victorian London? Play as animal detectives, robot cowboys, wizards, ninjas, or time traveling bounty hunters?

The only limit is your imagination, and the requirement that you have fun.

This Kickstarter is for the full five-book set.

What? Five books, you say? Fear not -- they're pretty small books! They include the core rules, and four hilarious genre-hopping adventures. Each book is about 30 pages long. Except for one which is longer, but we wrote 'BUMPER SIZE ISSUE' on the front of that, so it's OK. If you’ve ever held a comic-book in your hand, the Awfully Cheerful Engine! will feel very familiar!

The core rulebook is just 30 pages in a bright, colorful comic-book sized format. We even gave it an issue number, like a comic-book! After that, each 'issue' is a standalone adventure, designed for one-shots or short campaigns with new characters each time. One week you might be fighting ghosts on the streets of Manhattan, and the next you might be exploring the frontiers of space in your trusty starship!

You don't have to play them all, or in order. The standalone format means you can fit them in whenever and however you feel like it. GM can't make your regular game? Go bust some ghosts instead! Pickup game at a convention? Investigate the strange goings-on in a small American town in the 1980s. Running a livestream? Board a starship and fight the Kulkan Empire! Play one of them, some of them, or all of them! It's up to you!

                Are they comics? Or are they RPGs? (They're RPGs)

ACE #1: Introducing the Awfully Cheerful Engine! With a foreword by Ghostbusters RPG author Sandy Petersen, this book tells you the rules, how to create your Heroes, and gives you a bunch of Extras (NPCs & monsters) to use. By Russ Morrissey.

ACE #2: Spirits of Manhattan. Strap on your Anti-Plasm Particle Thrower, grab your Electromagnetic Field Detector, and jump into your Ghostmobile. New York City needs your help! By Dave Chapman and Russ Morrissey.

ACE #3: Montana Drones & The Raiders of the Cutty Sark. At the request of Army Intelligence, Montana Drones and her team travel the globe in search of lost or hidden artefacts, often exploring dangerous sites and racing against hostile enemy agents to keep the objects of their quests from falling into the wrong hands. Striking locations, exciting chases, dangerous enemies and monotonous classroom lectures await! By Marc Langworthy.

ACE #4: Strange Science. Welcome to Wilden Falls, your average American town in the heart of the country. Surrounded by trees, nature, and there’s a wonderful waterfall that brings the tourists. It’s a quaint little town. Until weird things start happening at the local research facility, people go missing, and there’s a sudden influx of fitness nuts in the town. That’s before we get to the time travel, bodysnatching, and portals to other dimensions. Maybe ‘strange’ isn’t strong enough a word for it! By Dave Chapman.

ACE #5: Beam Me Up! These are the voyages of the starship FSS Brazen. Its continuing mission: to recklessly go where plenty of people have probably been before… and hope a major interstellar incident isn’t sparked in the process. In this highly illogical adventure for the ACE! roleplaying game, you’ll explore frontiers you never thought you had. By Marc Langworthy.

We give you four adventures to start with, and we have plans for more, but there's also a free compatibility license so anybody can write and publish material powered by the Awfully Cheerful Engine!

Hardy Hobbit. Teenage Samurai. Cheerful Stuntman. Clumsy Vampire. Squeamish Ghost. Who knew you could say so much in just two words? The possibilities are endless.

It’s not just Awfully Cheerful! It’s fast and fun, too!

You won’t get bogged down in endless rules and character sheets that look like tax forms. Your ACE! ID Card contains everything you need to know, and it’s only about the size of a credit card! But don’t try to spend it. It’s not a real credit card. Honestly, we tried, and it didn't end well.

You can download blank ID cards from our website. Don’t worry, there’s a printer-friendly black-and-white version too!

Making your Hero takes about five minutes. And that includes a coffee break.

You can choose from an array of talking animals, alien and fantasy species, and occupations from a bunch of genres. Play a cat, a crow, or a turtle. An alien, an elf, a robot, or a vampire. A knight, a pirate, or a wizard. An astronaut, a burglar, a reporter, or a spy. The core book has dozens of Roles to get you started with, and each adventure book introduces more!

Even better, you can already use our online character builder and make a character in about 30 seconds! It's so quick! Give it a try! And if you felt like sharing your Hero on Twitter with the hashtag #awfullycheerful and a link to this page, well, we'd be most awfully grateful!

                                       Build your Hero online!

Alternatively, each adventure comes with its own selection of pre-generated characters. If you don't want to make your own characters, you can simply use those - perfect for one-shots or new players!

Download the pre-gens for all four adventures from the official website!

In A.C.E! each Hero (that's you!) has a Role. Your Role gives you a special ability only you can use. Here's a quick look at some of the Roles you can play!

Talking animals like Ape, Cat, Crow, Dog, Kangaroo, and Turtle.

Species like Alien, Dwarf, Elf, Ghost, Goblin, Golem, Hobbit, Monster, Ogre, Robot, Vampire, and Werewolf.

Fantasy roles like Alchemist, Assassin, Barbarian, Cleric, Druid, Knight, Ninja, Outlaw, Pirate, Ranger, Samurai, Slayer, and Wizard.

Occupations like Actor, Archeologist, Astronaut, Athlete, Bounty Hunter, Boxer, Burglar, Chef, Con Artist, Cowboy, Detective, Doctor, Engineer, Gambler, Gangster, Hacker, Hermit, Inventor, Musician, Pilot, Priest, Professor, Reporter, Scientist, Smuggler, Soldier, Spy, Student, and Stuntman.

Even a couple of superheroes like Speedster and Vigilante!

Yep, you can play a Ghost. You don’t take damage unless its from a holy source or some special sci-fi ecto-gadget. But you also can’t pick things up. So there’s that.

Each of the adventures adds some more Roles (or recommends some old ones)!

Spirits of Manhattan adds Ghost, Demonologist, Doctor, Engineer, Exorcist, Inventor, Priest, Professor, Scientist, and Student.

Raiders of the Cutty Sark adds Botanist, Double-Agent, Socialite, and Witch.

Strange Science adds Brain, Cheerleader, Outsider, Protector, Radio Presenter, and Tycoon.

Beam Me Up adds Captain, Chief Engineer, Comms, Hologram, Gunner, Counsellor, and Pilot.

ACE! is a pretty fast, light game. If you played 1986's Ghostbusters RPG, you'll see the influence immediately.

Stats! The AWFULLY CHEERFUL ENGINE! is a d6 dice pool system*. You have four Stats -- Smarts, Moves, Style, and Brawn. If you have a Moves score of 3, you roll three six-sided dice when you try to jump a motorcycle over a ravine. If you roll high enough, you succeed. It's pretty simple!

Focuses! For each Stat you also have a Focus. For Smarts it might be a science, or chess, or history. For Style it might be bluffing, singing, or fashion, and for Brawn it might be brawling or swimming. You can choose from plenty of focuses. Foci. Focuses. Whatever.  Anyway, if the thing you're trying to do relates to a Focus, you get to roll an extra two dice.

Trait! You choose a trait, like Angry or Cheerful or Rebellious or Despondent. This, combined with your Role, makes you a Gullible Vampire, a Brave Turtle, or a Squeamish Scientist.

Karma! Finally, you have a bunch of Karma points. These can be spent for extra dice or to absorb damage from attacks, and they're recovered by using your trait.

*Fun fact -- did you know that 1986's Ghostbusters RPG, by Sandy Petersen, Lynn Willis and Greg Stafford, was the first ever dice pool RPG? Also Sandy Petersen has written an awesome foreword for the AWFULLY CHEERFUL ENGINE!

What, I hear you ask, is a CALAMITY DIE?

The Calamity Die is how you find out that your friends really aren't your friends. You see, when you make a roll, one of those dice is a different color, and is called the Calamity Die. And if your roll fails, and also the Calamity Die rolls a 1, your so-called 'friends' decide what happens to you. It won't kill you or anything, but...

Well, we'll leave that thought with you.

                             Nooooo! And it was all going so well!

Kickstarter campaign ends: Fri, June 18 2021 10:00 PM BST

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Scotrospective: Scott Pilgrim Vs the World (The Comic)

Hello, Hello, Hello scottaholics! And what a beautiful day it is: After decades lost in the lost woods, at least it had that catchy tune to keep it company, Scott Pilgrim Vs the World: The Game is FINALLY back and performing for you on all platforms!

Even Stadia, the platform most likely to disappear like this game did for a while! Cheap shots at the stadia aside as a huge fan of the franchise as a whole and of this game who played it back on the 360, and had since sold said 360 so I had no way to get it back or ever play the dlc packs. Seriously who didn’t want to play wallace but never got to? Everyone, everyone is the answer. But with those the entirety of what I consider to be the main cast is playable, it has online so you can beat up hipsters, guys in costumes and robots with your friends, it’s a good damn feeling.  And since i’m in a celebratory mood, naturally i’m also feeling like a review. And since it just so happens the next volume up in my look at the comics is Vs the World, seriously I planned this review for this month without thinking to have it come out on the same day as the game until a week or two in, I felt there was no better way to celebrate the biggest day for Scott Pilgrim fans in some time.. and for Brian Lee O Malley as he’ll stop getting twitter asks about it. So with all the exposition taken care of LAST TIME, and the link right there if your curious, we can jump right in. On with the show!

After our opening titles, and yes this comic has opening titles, with Ramona sitting solmely in the rain. 

And Scott caught in the title. The rain shot is real pretty by the way. But yeah once we get past those we’re taken back 7 years ago. Finn found out his father was an asshole, and voiced by Stephen Root so hey you take the good with the bad, Steven just learned the horrifying truth about Gem Monsters, Guardians of the Galaxy saved the MCU and I was trying to find work after college.. wait... sorry sorry that was 7 years ago from THIS year. The comic came out in 2005, though the comic takes place on a sliding timescale where only like 2 years pass so I dunno when this is. Let’s just say 98.  Okay so 1998: Bill Cllinton’s sex scandal breaks, and puts way too much of hte blame on the young intern whose life came to be defined by one stupid mistake she made with a man who was way older and should’ve known better, the tide of the Monday Night War turned in favor of the WWF as Stone Cold Steve Austin became a household name, and it was an utterly standup year for video game relaases with Ocarina of Time, Banjo-Kazooie, Crash Bandicoot: Warped, StarCraft, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, WWF: War Zone, Pokemon Stadium, Spyro The Dragon, Pokemon Yellow, WarioLand 2, Oddworld: Abe’s Exodus, Star Wars: Rogue Squadron, Pokemon: Trading Card Game and Sonic Adventure. It’s like someone took a good chunk of my childhood and squeezed it into one year holy shit, I did not expect this when looking up what came out in 98. 

And while the movie pool wasn't’ quite this amazing, we still had The Wedding Singer, The Big Lebowski, the dude abides, Batman and Mr Freeze: SubZero, The Truman Show, Mulan, the good one not the one made near concetration camps that makes her into a demigod, Saving Private Ryan, Blade, Simon Birch, Scooby Doo on Zombie Island, Rushmore, Bride of Chucky, HalloweenTown, Plesantville, and the Prince of Egypt. And in music Weird Al changed from his first signature look to his second, getting Lasik and growing out his hair. Seirously had no idea that was this year. Good to know. Also Elton John got his knighthood. Super shooters. I could go on with 1998 triva for days but I cannot go on for 8 weeks so let’s get to the point here.. during alllla this  Scott Pilgrim, age 16, was starting St. John’s Catholic School and a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble. . by threatning to beat him up for no real reason. A fight insues and we cut to the principal’s office as Scott’s still a minor and not allowed to get into death fights just yet under the people’s freedom of choices and voices act. 

It’s here he meets Lisa Miler, a peppy and sarcastic blonde, who’s intrigued by the fact Scott somehow got beat up after being here just 15 minutes and wants to be friends. Naturally for scott next we see him he’s busy playing video games, and annoyed someone else is around and wondering who this person whose now in his basement is. God no wonder teenage me related to him. So for the next few pages we see their friendship in time lapse: Lisa joins him at lunch, then geninely wonders since Scott’s Untentionally a dick if he hates her.. it’s part of why I think Scott has some form of autisim. And not just because I tend to belivie a character is on the spectrum all the damn time, it’s because of the way he acts: while he is nice and charming at times.. he also clearly has trouble relating to people or realizing how his actions effect them and as seen here in a younger form can often be compeltely distanced from normal social queues, not getting how his actions might be seen until Lisa outright talks to him about it. I mean.. it’s not a huge stretch, and it dosen’t mean he’s nto responsible for his own actions, but it does EXPLAIN a lot of them better: why he just sorta forgets about Knives post-ramona but at the same time still cares enough he dosen’t want to hurt her despite you know, that ship sailing just by having moved on. 

But now the two are friends and his parents, who we meet for the first time and sister inquire about her being his girlfirned.. and by next jumpcut his parents apparently don’t want him hanging out with girls? What exactly the fuck? Also they mention Laurence, Scott’s brother whose missing for most of the books and has no real payoff for not being around. Next cut we get KIM!

Thank you Prissy. And she’s.. not all that different, assuming, correctly that their partner project, how she meets scott will just result in her doing all the work.. which not only is how these things usually went when I was in high school a decade later, but reminds me of the time me and my friends curtis and justin were put on a project and when asked who the alied powers were, guessed “Germany?”.... you can understand my fear. And also Curtis punching him for getting nothing done.. and not hard or brutally mind you just once quick in the gut and with full warning. Ah... the adaquate old days. 

So back to Lisa as, since Scott’s Mom has a guitar.. a fact I.. never honestly thought about. Seriously I never realized her children, since the Bass Scott has for most of the books is Laurence’s, getting into music was probably due to her. Also Lisa makes her case for WHY be a band: the school has a regular event called Lunchapalooza, where everyone goes to and since by teen logic, just being in a band is automiacally cool, she figures they can jump from not QUITE being in any cliques to being super cool. Which honestly yeah... while I didn’t know any bands in high school, the fact one of my friends, ironically named Scott, was a DJ automatically made him pretty damn cool once he got past his awkard phase. I never got past mine but somehow was loved by all except that one douchey kid in our group who mocked me for naming my Luxray kim, assuming it was based on Kim possible and not Kim Pine... though frankly how that’s an insult when Kim Possible was a fucking awesome show and character is beyond me but he was just 17 and also a douchebag, it didn’t have to make since it just had to piss off the easily pissed off kid with aspergers. So Scott poses how they can be a band with just their guitars and Lisa concedes drums WOULD help.. I mean it’s what MADE Shallow Gravy. 

So while Kim wonders if Scott is dating Lisa, because teenagers don’t really get girls and boys can be friends without wanting to be together, though not often as teenage boy brains can be rather stupid and horny... can confrim from personal experince. So it becomes clear Scott has a thing for Kim, and when Scott tries broaching it with Lisa she dosen’t take it well and he backpedals to asking her to be her drummer and plans to monday, proving Scott has somehow not gotten better at reading women, or anyone after 7 years. Can relate. 

So yeah he decides to ask Monday, same day as their presentation.. and thankfully missed the bus as he arrives to find the Benvy Tech boys came in, took everyone out and abducted Kim. Because yeah, just in case you were wondering Scott’s life was always like this.. or was it? Questions for later. So one Canadian Version of River City Ransom later, Scott’s made his way to simon... who, since most of you have probably seen the movie or art of the movie.. looks an AWFUL lot like Gideon. Hrmmm. Simon is naturally the final boss here and wonders if this is the best St. Joels can muster. Scott quips back as only Scott can. 

So cue an unsuprisingly awesome actoin sequence. IT’s part of why I love these color editions: While they already LOOKED thoroughly fantastic the added colors really help the series shonen manga meets old school video game vibe REALLY fucking pop. So Simon pleads mercy which like Scott delivering a good quip.. should’ve really been a red flag to younger me and is foreshadowing for later in case I was too subtle. He then does what any noble hero would do.. kicks simon into the sunset, tells Kim how he feels and asks her to play drums. They then make out. Awwww. 

Lisa suprisingly takes it well as the next montage shows.. granted we’ll learn in Feburary she wasn’t QUITE as over scott as it seemed, but the three, along with a friend of Lisa’s whose name I forgot and who DOSEN’T come back so I’m not going to bother learning, form their own friend group, Scott and Kim get an A, and Scott, Kim and Lisa’s band is dubbed sonic and knuckles, which is an objectively awesome band name. Something the series really does great: Video Game Based Band Names. Crash and the Boys, Sex Bomb-Omb, Clash at the Demonhead... we need more bands like this in the real world dammit. So then they play their big game, the two loose their vrigniity.. and then Kim asks scott “your moving to tornoto?” And.. for now.. that’s that. 

While the framing of that will be VERY important in the last volume, as notice how KIM’S the one who brings it up and it’s not explicitly stated scott actually told her, this flasback is great. While it does contribute to the volume’s drifty pacing, more  on that as we go, it brilliantly sets up a LOT of stuff for later, paticuarlly Lisa who I assumed wouldn’t be back and younger me’s jaw fucking DROPPED when she popped up in Volume 4. Granted i’m spoiling that suprise for you now but odds are most of you reading this have either alreaddy read these or were probably wondering if the girl from the animated short ever had any actual relevance in the books. So yes, yes she does. She’s also the pink haired girl you see pop up in the game in the background, as a nod to O’Malley’s comic strip style which had her and Kim as the leads.  Also yeah for fans of the game or movie or even the comics who were unaware.. this prologue got an animated adaption on adult swim to promote the movie. Naturally Micheal Cera and Allison Pill reprised their roles as Scott and Kim, with Mae Whitman voicing lisa.. and honestly being perfect for the roll, and Jason Schrwartzman voicing Simon naturally. While the animation is slightly limited, it still looks decent and expertly translates O’Malley’s art, while sliming things down slightly where needed to fit a short, and the anmation takes a huge bump for the fight scene which like the comic is short but awesome. While it has no real bearing on the film as Kim’s former relationship with Scott never really comes up or has any impact, as the Film while good was based primarily on volumes 1-3 with small pieces of 4 (paticuarlly the iconic “Lesbians gag”), with Wright working off outlines and drafts of 5 and 6, so the last half hour or so is mostly Wright’s invention. 

Not a bad thing as it’s still awesome and not o’malley’s fault but it means kim dosen’t get to do much, and is a big reason why I want an adaptation on netflix or hbo max. While i’d still want changes both because there’s no sense doing an adaptation if your not going to make some tweaks of your own and because it’d be intresting to update the series to modern day, both in societal conventions and so everyone stops saying the r word. Seirously the most telling sign of the series age is that word showing up quite a bit during the first half of the series. Point is there is merit in doing another remix of the story and doing a longer form one so we can get more of the characters, as well as flesh out ones like Steven, Neil (Who was done WAY better in the movie adaptation thanks to the wonderful Johnny Simmons), and Stacey who got the shaft in the books. Again, not slagging off the movie, it’s really great. Just saying there’s always room for more Scott Pilgrim content and we all know it. 

We’ll get back to the comic proper, and the present day of 2005, after the cut. 

So the story proper opens with Scott dreaming of playing video games... because of course he is with Ramona walking in. and finding it charmingly pathetic but wanting her boyfriend to you know, get out of bed. It’s 11:30.  So with Scott’s ass out of bed, we find Scott, Age 23 idiot with a heart of gold and Wallace, 25 king of all gays, on the bus as they talk it getting warmer and Lucas Lee, movie star and jason lee stand in coming to town to film a movie.. and Scott being Scott gets him confused for Luke WIlson. He’s also seen Bottle Rocket which.. good on him. Seriously while not wes anderson’s best film, those were made long afte this comic was published, it’s still a damn good one.. where was his career at this point... looking it up life aquatic was his most recent films and is still one of my favorites. So yeah he was in a good place career wise. 

Scott proudly talks about having Ramona over in a couple days so she can see his place and meet Wallace. But as explained by Wallace for those of us just tuning in, he already met her last volume. You know during that time Stacey thought she could magically make her date not be attracted to someone else.. and yes even almost a month later not letting that one go. Stacey should know better. Not saying i’ts right Wallace keeps poaching her boyfriends, but she still shoudlnt’ try and force a relationship with a guy or even finish a date with one who makes out with someone else, regardless of gender, mid date. She deserves better. In general not just in this one scenario but we’ll get to that. 

Point is while Scott, as usual, is a bit pissy about this Wallace.. has no time for that and issues an ultimatium

And he’s not bluffing, as he fully intends to tell Ramona the minute she walks in the door if he dosen’t break up with Knives. It really shows Wallace off at his best and why he’s Scott’s closest friend: Kim and Stephen do care about him but Kim both has a LOT of unresolved issues and sexual tension with him and keeps eveyrbody including Scott at arm’s length. And Stephen.. while he will OCASIONALLY call Scott out mostly just enables him, either ignoring his college buddy’s shittier behavior or playing along with it and backing him up when Kim rightfully calls him on being a dickhead. While both love their friend they just aren’t the best at dealing with his shit or getting why he does the things he does good and bad.  Wallace on the other hand geninely likes Scott. He’ll lock him out of the house and tell him to sleep elsewhere so he can bang one out, he’ll not wear pants if he dosen’t have to and he’ll certainly hit on Scott just to get a rise out of him, phrasing.. but he also genuinely cares for the guy’s well being. He lets him sleep in their house basically rent free since scott has no money, buys most of their stuff, and is, as we’ll see in this one, the ONLY one of his friends to take an active part in the fight against the exes, training Scott and researching his opponents when he can get info. He won’t baby Scott as seen here, but he will help him, and he will be the harsh voice of reason his friend needs.  And he did TRY doing a softer approach last time, simply telling scott to break up with his fake high school girlfriend. Scott had every chance to dump Knives during the last third of the first book.. it’s just a combination of both Knives and Ramona being in the same place and Scott getting panicky meant he balked. He NEEDS to be pushed into leaving Knives or he’s not gonna. And he also gets it’s not just Scott being a shifty coward: Scott DOES like Knives.. he just found someone who actually challenges him, intrests him and connects with him on his level, versus someone who worships and adores him like a puppy who just happens to be skilled with knives. The relationship with Knives. was an ego boost, an unequal paring that gave Scott the illusion of moving on from Envy. Ramona is him ACTUALLY moving on and given how badly Envy fucked him up, which comes into play in this book and the next, Wallace recognizes that Scott does need her... but this relationship can’t go anywhere if Scott is seeing someone else, and they both know it. Wallace is just the one who’s willing to do something about it to force scott to do something about it. He’s doing this for Knives too: it’s very clear he cares about the girl, was against this from the start, and knew this was going to end in pain and the faster Scott rips off the Band-Aid the faster she can move on to someone closer to her age and far more equal to her. Scott.. takes this about how you’d expect, even calling Double Standard, as Wallace does sleep around.. and while Wallace will be a homewrecker to Stacey.. otherwise it’s not remotley the same. Wallace does his sleeping around either casually or when he does get a partner, with their consent from what we can tell. He never cheats or anything, he just likes to bone. So yeah Scott doesn’t have a leg to stand on and acts accordingly. 

One of my faviorite gags in the series and one that’s etched in my head for keeps. So with a justified Ultimatium over his head Scott calls knives to hang out. Knives.. shows off that as adorable and trusting as she is.. she’s also kind of creepy and shows up just outside the phone booth he’s calling her from.  So the two go to a record store and Knives tries to get Scott into Clash at the Demonhead, her faviorite band. But since i’ts you know, headlined by Scott’s ex as we’ll find out, he’s not into it. But before that can get awkward.. it gets awkward in another way as Knives invites Scott to dinner at her parents place. Which is an objectively bad idea even before you get into the fact Scott wants a way out and as Volume 4 will show us her dad is both not happy with the idea of her dating a white guy and willing to use a katana to prevent it so he dodged a bullet there. Scott TRIES weasling out of it, but his “I’m too old for you” thing falsls on deaf ears.. and actually explains why she thinks this is normal: her parents are 9 years apart. of course obviously two consenting adults with a decade between them is a mite bit diffrent than 5 years between a teenager whose taking this way too seriously and a grown man whose taking this not seroiusly at all and dosen’t get how effed up this is. But Knives is too naive to get that, and papers over any possible concerns about her parents not wanting her to date a white guy with i’m in love.  Seeing that he has no EASY way out of this, as he shouldn’t, Scott just rips off the band aid and bluntly breaks up with her, saying it’s not going to work out. Knives.. is clealry devistatd. To her this was a serious relationship.. and Scott realized that too late.. and thankfully while he didn’t break up with her in the best way, at all, simply syaing i’ts not going to work out and confirming to her he means it, it’s clear from his face this hurts to do and he knows he’s REALLY hurting her and REALLY shoudlnt’ of dated her to begin with. IT’s why Scott dating a teenager dosen’t make him a morally rephrenisvie monster: because he was genuinely intrested, didn’t use her sexually, and there are tangible consequences for his actions. Knives just dosen’t disappear neatly into the sunset so he can be with ramona. The rest of the series covers her emotoinal recovery from being with Scott, and how she very horribly handles it and that’s why this plotline works at all: she’s not some act one contrivance to be thrown away, sh’es a human being, and more than that a young woman who got hurt REALLY bad and got way too in over her head with someone who just..wasn’t the one fo rher no matter how much she can’t admit that. 

We also get one of my faviorite sets of pages as Scott relfects on things and the sheer devistation on Knives face, which credit to a series that even at this early point loves it’s big bold facial expressions.. her’s being more subded just makes it sting MORE. 

This bit to me is vital to keeping Scott sympathetic and to his character. We see he really does regret what happened, dosen’t know how to process it and genuinely feels awful. As I said instead of some exgerated face that would still hurt him.. her face is quiet, clearly unable to process this and clealry lost and hurt.. and that hurts more than any fuck your or sobs he was probably expecting. Just her clearly not getting WHY he’s doing this or why he hurt her, and he KNOWS why he just knows telling her the truth would hurt her even more. But.. as he thinks.. his thoughts move to something else.. and the WHY of why he did this. 

He did it for Ramona. Wallace was as harsh as he was right: he needed a clean slate to actually give this relationship a shot and the smile comes off less as him being a calous dick whose just happy to move on, I mean he is a little, but more jus tsomeone READY to finally move on. He found the right person, he let the wrong one go if clumsily.. he has a future to look forward to and he can smile about that. 

Granted he’s still his usual unteitonally callous self and his way of telling his friends he and knives broke up is to casually say so and say “dont’ worry you’ll meet my new girlfriend soon.” Their reaction.. is my own. 

Look just because Scott is a nuanced douchebag dosne’t stop him from being a Douchebag. It just means he isn’t intolerable to watch and you actually care about him growing as a human being is all. 

So with that out of the way, it’s date night and Ramona is coming over.. also Scott is considering calling her Ramy which no. I'm genuinely in favor of a pet name that’s just a variant on someone’s name but a bit cute, as it’s just the right level of obnoxious, but no, just no Scott. No.  Ramona enters, meets Wallace again and sits down while Scott tries to shoo him out.. because turnabout is fair play bitch. They also see Ramona’s new hair as she dyes it something new for the first time, in this case a very lovely two tone, the purple from last volume but with a darker purple bellow it. I honestly wish she went for multiple colors in her hair again, but likely didn’t since the book was originally in black and white... which still dosent’ make sense as it would’ve been EASIER that way. Regardless Wallace makes himself scarce proving that he’s more than willing to be equal in terms of one of them spending the ngiht elsewhere. What a guy. 

Ramona finds out a few things about Scott: That his apartment is VERY small, just one room with a bed, a cabinet, a small kitchen and a bathroom, which despite what scott says I REALLY dont’ count as another room. Just common sense. She also learns that he can COOK. Yeah while you’d expect Scott to just get a wad of “I did the ultimatum thing okay now gimme” money and buy dinner but no.. he made the whole thing himself from his own recipe.  And once we cut to them eating on the floor.. turns out yeah he not only can cook but is REALLY good at it. She wishes there was a table which, small as the place is.. fair point. I mean at least get some tv trays. You have chairs. Or at least the easy chair. You can get nice padded folding chairs so you have a second chair guys. I know your poor but come on. Also Scott leanrs bread makes you fat. Good stuff. Also Scott freaks out when , while making out with Ramona in bed later, she mentions his hair’s getting kinda long and could use a cut... which turns out to be a thing for him. He isn’t an ass about it he just panics a bit because he’s partially convinced his last relationship’s nightmarish breakup was because of a bad haircut he got. As we’ll see next week, that’s a no but as someone whose a touch neroutic myself I get blaming a larger issue on something trivial. 

So we then get to the next chapter where it’s KIM’S turn to have a dream.. and the only time we see someone else's dreams. Honestly.. I really would’ve liked if it was a recurring device, even have Ramona pop into other people’s Not used ALL the time but I could easily see it being used with Knives to convey her obsession with Scott and her pain or kim again to help move her plots along or Wallace because I want to know what’s going on in his head. It must be a maze of male gentalia and fine liquor the likes of which has never been seen. It’s scotts funeral as Simon killed him and Scott’s corpse wonders if she dreams about this a lot. 

So we see her get ready and wake up her roomate Sarah whose a bitch. And as we’ll see in one of the backups, so’s the rest of her roommates. So drifting into work. Hollie is a character I really liked... the past tense will be explained later. And the first scene is probably why as her and Kim banter effortlessly, with Kim suggesting maybe she was a happy kid... only to admit quickly no she wasn’t, she was pretty withdrawn and then pretty angsty over someasshole who will be named Scott. “Your a holy terror kim, and i’m glad your on your side”> It’s a short scene but the kind this series excells at: just realistic, fun little exchanges bursting with character. I also GENUINELY wish we got more of this kind of thing, as only Knives really gets these kind of scenes to herself for the most part. There ARE scenes without Scott, but not enough like this that just give us as look into what his friends lives are like during the moments they aren’t putting up with his dumbassery or watching him engage in mortal combat. It’s why i’ve been hoping a spinoff will happen even though it likely won’t SOON. I’m sure O’Malley will return to this world some day, but between Snotgirl and Wicked World, which will come out when it’s ready but should be good.. he’s just really busy. But i’d love to see more of Kim.. or Wallace or Knives. The latter two are a no brainer: Knives is the tritagonist of the books, and it’d be intresting to see what she’d be like 5 years at the book, at the same age and stage in life as Scott. And with Wallace it’s because we really DON’T see his friend circle, life or what goes on with him. We hear him talk about a new boyfriend, who we don’t meet until near the end of the series, though you can see him in stage 3 of hte game if your curious, we see him with some random friends in volume 4, but we really don’t KNOW what hyjinks and lojinks wallace gets up to. He’s pretty isoalted from the rest of the main cast, something I hope an adaptation could fix as while realistic i’td be curious to see what his relationship with Kim or Steven would be like. Just food for thought. 

Point is this was a good scene. But as is typical for Kim’s life just when she has some serenity her ex crashes back in. In this case Scott needs to rent some movies, kim works at a rental store and god teenage me really wanted a clerks style spinoff.. but enough spinoff talk. Scott asks kim to bororw them, of course and explains he’s training for his fight with Lucas.. which Kim reacts to finding out her second best friend is in a series of death matches. 

She has understandable questions such as how the hell doe she know that and is he stalking Lucas and just hoping he’s an ex.. which let’s face it would be a very scott move. But nope Wallace told him, likely learning in an interview he dated Ramona or is coming for scott because he knows everything. We also get one of my faviorite exchanges when Kim wonders why Wallace and Scott are roomates.. a valid question he deflects by saying i’ts a long story. 

Also yeah, as much as casting Micheal Cera backfired for the movie.. that panel there proves there wasn’t another choice at the time. When you want a loveable, somewhat douchey, but also somewhat innocent and oblivious slacker.. who you gonna call. Also before we move on.. Kim.. how are you this suprised. You were there for the fight with Matthew. And Ramona giving out the exposition on why he’s there.. and you even did that whole weird space channel 5 thing no one ever did agian and to this day I will never understand what O’Malley was going for and only know the refrence by hearing that’s what it was. Point is you shouldn’t be this suprised.  Anyways we next cut to Ramona and Stacey, as Ramona enters her workplace, second cup, and they talk and Scott’s spider sense goes off... 

I mean it’s just a bad feeling but still.. weird. WE’ll get back to that later. Scott is in the middle of his training.. and I love the mentor side of Wallace and feel it didn’t get used enough as the series went on. As said before he cares about Scott, so he serves as his Shounen Mentor and a great one: he’s stern and makes Scott work, but he also gets his student and what Scott needs to work. I just wish he’d taught Scott some actual combat, but as we see Wallace’s combat skills boil down to yelling useless info from the sidelines.. I mean he can be useful, we’ll see that next week, it’s just he’s not an action guy. But spirtually he’s the guy scott needs to kick his ass into shape. That being said his “training” consists of watching Lucas’ movies, playing tony hawk and when Scott wants to play more Tony Hawk, having Scott do pushups while Wallace plays Tony Hawk.  Before we turn... there is an elephant in the room I just gotta shoo out: Lucas.. is easily the worst setup of the 6 exes. Patel SEEMINGLY comes out of nowhere but his letter and email hint SOMETHING is coming up, and his flashy dynamic entry intro is damn cool and is what turns the series on it’s head, from an indie comic about a guy getting it together.. to that but with huge shonen dustups with epic visuals. Todd is introduced masterfully here, and is a presence from the start of volume 3 as a result, Roxie gets a slight tease in the free comic book day issue, and her not attacking for two months not only sets up tension but allowed for a red herring.. im’ not only hiding that the fourth ex is a she because anyone whose seen the movie or played the game knows the fourth ex is a woman. The cat’s out of the bag, no sense hiding it. The Kentangis show up pretty early on and Gideon is hinted at and built up, as this towering, mysterious figure, his relationship with Ramona, who he is, why he set up the league, and just how fucking strong he is is all obscured, with his only four apperances simply teasing the big final showdown and giving him that much more mysitque. 

Lucas.. is just sorta intorduced like “Hey I gotta fight this guy”. There’s just.. nothing. Scott’s just gotta fight him because he’s next up and Wallace knows that because plot convience. It’s VERY lackluster given what comes before.. and frankly while I like Lucas, he’s the weakest plot and character wise. HE’s not even really EVIL, just a sellout and is more doing this because he has to I guess, and likely because of stuff we find out in Book 6 but sssssshhhhh. We’ll get more into that when the fight happens but it’s one of the books weakest points. The evil ex.. just feels like an afterthrought again despite there being no reason to. Thankfully this would never happen again as I said, but it dosen’t make this any less frustrating. 

So we cut to Sex Bomb-Omb practice, and after that we get more tease for Clash at Demonhead. And Stephen.. is cool with them and entirely happy one of them made it, while Scott is understandably pisssed off about it and not happy one of his best friends is you know, promoting the band of his ex who broke his heart and as we’ll get more into next time, said rising career is what tore them apart. So yeah Stephen’s a dickhead, and I was wrong last time that he got better. He really.. dosen’t. He gets less CREEPY.. but out of the main 6 characters he’s the weakest: he dosen’t have much of an arc, does some very questionable shit in the second half, and his being around means we have to suffer through Julie. I’ll tear into him more on a case by case basis but for once Scott’s not overreacting. While Kim does nothing she also has no idea just HOW bad things were and Scott won’t tell her. Stephen was there the whole fucking time. He just saw Scott’s rebound with a teenager. He knows he was kind of messed up after this. Dosen’t justfiy knives but still he looses the moral high ground he tries to have at times. 

So while Scott shops a song for Ramona to her, Knives calls Scott’s place clearly setting up another suprise apperance. Wallace.. figures out what sh’es doing quick and simply gives her a stern “You have to go” And to me it’s not him being a dick.. he’s both trying to save her from seeing Scott with Ramona and fucking her up worse... and is looking out for her. She needs to move on and moving up to stalking Scott’s not going to help that. Scott dosen’t WANT her anymore, and while he handled it bad, Wallace gets she needs to see that. Granted he could’ve you know explained it to her and tried talking, but as i’ve said he’s not a perfect person and he was also on a time table to get her out of there in case Scott you know, showed up with his new girlfriend and made things a billion times worse. And the two are indeed headed to his place to watch one of Lucas’ movies, and part of that weak setup is that Ramona.. just has no connection with him. It was high school. Scott also pretends he dosent’ remember his. You are a lying liar sir stop that.  So they watch the film together hanging out, and it’s.. really bad. The good one was rented out. I miss rental stores.. a magical time. I mean i’ts better now, streaming means 80% of movies are avaliable if you have a bunch of services and even if you just have netflix or hulu or hbo max, you still get a pretty decent selection each month. Plus digital rentals are super easy. Do miss redbox though. I mean it’s still there I’m just warry of something that relies so heavily on touching things in a state with a lot of trump morons. You CAN get Covid twice and I don’t wanna. Also we get some dated Dialouge as Scott commenting on Lucas being hot, he is good taste Scott, is given a “good job convincing me your not gay”. He and ramona end up having sex though so .. yay? I dunno. The series has a really weird thing about not getting bisexuals exist and as someone whose bi, and really against bi errasure it bothers me, it bothers me a lot. Though given O’Malley apparently has not only far more queer rep in snotgirl but a bisexual lead, he’s clearly learned so i’m not going to drag him too hard on this. It was the early 2000′s. People were pretty damn stupid about this. Creators have gottten MUCH more important issues much worse. 

So the next morning, Scott gets a call from his well meaning but ditzy mom, and reacts like you’d expect. His parents are in Europe to keep them out of the action and what not. Though apparently according to the last book his mom did read volume 3 at least. Or Wallace told her about the relevant bit. You make the call. 

So i’ts Ramona’s turn to meet Sex Bomb-Omb. The group hang out and discuss Gordon Downie. 

Look I don’t know indie bands. I have no idea who the tragically hip are I just know the name is really hipstery. We also get the recipe for Vegan Shepards Pie. None of them are vegan they just wanted to try it and I.. really want to make this some time. Just to see if it’s any good. But yeah it’s in general a fun casual scene, as Kim reveals she and Scott dated, just to break the tension, and Scott tries out Rammy but quickly backpedals. Just fun slice of life stuff. Oh and Knives is watching them from the window and takes Scott dating someone else as well as you’d expect. 

So she gets some hair bleach to do some highlights and calls her friend Tamara over. We met her last volume as she dragged her along to the show, but it’s here we really get to know what she’s like.. i.e. the sane one in the duo, rightfully pointing out Scott’s not that great. Also Knive’s points out ramona’s “fat”, which is thankfully portrayed as petty sniping as while Ramona does have some curves it’s you know.. not remotely a bad thing and the kind of thing a teenage girl would harp on. Still she’s just in STEPS from this happening. 

But yeah.. it’s clear here Knives has some underlying issues to address and really needs therapy  not to go after her ex’s current girlfriend with knives. I mean it’s in the name but still. Then again volume 4 has her dad going around with a katana or something like it wanting to murder her daughter’s older ex boyfriend he dosen’t realize is ex so it’s clear her whole FAMILY needs some therapy. But this does round her out and show there’s more to her.. a pretty violent and obessive side sure, but it shows she wasn’t just some one dimensional ego boost for scott but a person. One whose just as flawed as the rest of the cast.. but more sympatheic because they’ve all got about 6 or 7 years on her and at this age that’s a lifetime. And while Scott DID set this off by dating her which was objecitvely a bad idea... the rest of this isn’t remotely on him. He handled things BAD.... but all he wanted was for both of them to move on. Knives.. simply can’t admit Scott is not a nice person, was probably two timing her as Tamara points out, which as we know he 100% was, and is not some perfect guy she can’t replace: like Knives.. he’s just a person with faults and she’s too blind to see that. 

So before we can get to the crazy stalker ninja fight, let’s instead get to Scott and Ramona hanging out where we meet Gideon, Ramona’s Cat who i’ll call Cat Gideon, both because I love steven unvierse and because it’s less confusing. This is a pretty slight scene as Ramona admits not a lot happened with Lucas and Scott’s apartment is a hole.. which yeah, yeah it is. Also she DEFINTLY dind’t cheat on him with any cocky pretty boys. Which would come off worse if it wasn’t for the pact Ramona was clearly doing it out of regret and Scott just liked like 50 pages ago about rembering his exes when one of them is his second best friend.. which neither would admit but you know it’s true. Stephen is third where he belongs. 

So next morning it’s fight time, and Scott is glad wallace is going with him. It’s awkard going to fights alone. Which leaves me to wonder if before this comic Scott just.. fought random guys letterkenny style. Like they’d call up, schedule it and then he and one or more of his friends would go beat up a guy. It’s just.. hilarious knowing that this kind of thing is common in canda minus the ki attacks , flash effects, wizards, vegan psycics, ninjas, and roboticists. But damn I now want a scott pilgrimized letterkenny now more than ever. You know you do too don’t deny it. I”d love to see the hard right jay fight but iwth a loud “KO!” when he gets his ass knocked out. Also Casa Loma is a very real, very cool Toronto location, as I never realized as a kid, to the point that the lucas fight was filmed there for the movie. 

So Scott approaches Lucas a bit star struck and upon finding out scott is.. punches him out as seen in the header image and throws him into a tower. When Scott regains conciousness, Kim and Neil have arrived and Lucas calls a time out. And it’s here we get to, while being the weakest of the 7, why I like Lucas.. he’s actually a pretty nice guy. At WORST he sold out. But the two have a pretty nice conversation over ritz and baby carrots, with it turning out, unsuprisingly Ramona did cheat on him with a cocky pretty boy, and while like Ramona he’s clearly moved on, it still hurts a bit and understandably so. He also warns scott while she might seem nice i’ts an act. 

I mean it isn’t ALL an act, but she does have a tedency to put up walls and act pretty badly as we’re slowly finding out.. though given Scott does the exact same it only means.. she’s human. She’s not MUCH higher above him in terms of morality and this is where we get our first peaks into the fact the series isn’t just about Scott’s development but hers. But it’s understandably absent from volumes 1 and 2 since we need to know her first, and this volume is about getting to know her a bit and get a feel for who she is, something I ddin’t really get a grip on as a teen, but do now. We see more of who she is good and bad as the walls go down. She’s more SURFACE LEVEL functional than scott, but beneath it has a lot of the same exact issues.  Lucas and Scott continue to GENUINELY bond, as Scott genuinely thinks the guy is talented and Lucas want’s an Oscar this year.. maybe not for the current film which is a romantic comedy with a teen star but hey, stars have done far worse in their Oscar years. I mean at least he’s not making a comedy about himself in a fat suit domestically abusing himself in a wig while he also plays an asian sterotype. He explains he almost didn’t get into the league but felt too important to ramona’s past.. plus he looks cool. Plus they let Patel in despite barely being in a relationship with her and being kind of a tool so they kinda had to let the handsome affiable movie star in. Scott wonders “wait league” and Lucas is understandably frustrated to find out Patel just sent a letter Scott didn’t read.. and at Matthew let’s be clear. I mean.. Gideon has to have known Scott wouldn’t read that since he’s been in his head. We’ll get to that in part 6. Point is they formed a league, hence why their organized enough to come after him like this and Scott understandably glares at Wallace for you know, having him play tony hawk and watch movies yet missing the fucking obvious clue they were all working together and they were only coming at him one at a time by choice. 

Lucas offers to just.. take a bribe and SAY Scott beat him, Scott calls him a sellout jokingly and Lucas proves that while not AS bad as the rest of the League, he’s still a dick by telling him to kiss ramona’s sweet ass goodbye pilgrim. Okay either he’s seen her since high school or he’s fondly remembering a high schooler’s ass. Neither one is nice to think about. But Scott gets out of his ass beating by pointing out a ramp, real thing too used for the movie, and asking him to skate down it. Lucas says i’ts impossible, and Scott just whistles. So Lucas tries skating the impossible and dies via velocity. Yes really. Scott collects his change and gets a gift, a mytryil skateboard he.. can’t use because he dosen’t have a proficency for it and bemoans not picking it up in 5th grade. Also he didn’t get his autograph. He does get some coins though so neat.   Yeah I mentioend Lucas was the least of the exes and I stand by it: He’s an intresting character, not a GREAT person but clearly a charming and nice enough guy who likely offered the bribe not because he’sd a sell out but because he genuinely liked scott, and is easily the best adjusted of the exes. But obviously a near non existant setup and a really hilarious and unsastifying finish just.. don’t really feel sastsifying. I mean i’t slampshaded, but after all the build up of her having 7 evil exes, the next one is just..filler. Not BAD, but not really anything special and giving Scott a an early pokemon victory, but unlike ash having done nothing to really DESERVE it.  Thankfully both adaptations so far VASTLY improved on this. While Lucas is still affiable in the movie he’s also smarmy, if on better terms with Ramona, saying “he seems nice” after the tower throw and throwing in some stunt doubles. His fight goes from one of the least satisfying and weakst of the series, to easily one of the best of the movie. We’ll talk about that more there but obvious Chris Evans version is far superior, keeping the good traits while giving us an intresting fight.. and still keeping the skateboard death because it’s fucking hilarious and the movie improves on THAT too by having scott give flat wows as he slowly dies. The game likewise keeps teh skateboard death, if shortening it, and the skateboard, and while not changing his apperance does make him a hell of a tough boss. Took three tries and some online grinding to take him out. Still a hell of a fight. Point is while I genuinely like Lucas story wise.. this just dosen’t work for me and is pretty damn weak, even if it gives us some godo character insight we could’ve got that, and a fight and still had the finish we did. 

That being said.. we DO get a fight instead, likely why the Lucas fight was so truncated. Next chapter and that evening or the next day or whatever, we pan over the real life tornto refrence library. It is a VERY nice touch thatt the comic and it’s adpations use either real places in toronto or reasonable subsittues. While not canadian myself I love the place and hope to visit Tornoto some day when the world isn’t a living nightmare and it’s really nice that like New York for Marvel, Brian Lee O malley really makes the city feel integral to the comic, like it’s own character. But Knives is ominously perched above.  At second cup Scott is horrified to find Julie. Seconded. Julie takes the moment to give out to scott about him dating Ramona despite telling him no. Okay... 

Yeah as you can probably guess I don’t like Julie. She’s not a good character. The movie did her better, with the bleeping gag and aubrey plaza’s performance, but in the comic.. she’s just the worst. She sucks bad. If she were an ice cream flavor she’d be pralines and dick. While she’s fine on OCCASION, and actually works in the next volume, outside of that she just gets more unplesant, more unlikeable, more bitchy, more unfathomabbly assholish every. damn. volume. I”ll give out about that a bit then too but I have to put up with her for the entire damn comic. Now her being bitchy to Scott is fair to a point: Scott is a mess, and she’s loyal to Envy in the breakup, and Scott’s own friends drag him on a daily basis.  The problems are that she’s like that to EVERYONE, even Knives who isn’t about to stab her much as i’d like that. She’s unberable to Stephen whose tolerance for her is unfathomable, though the ending bits of volume 6 show maybe he just has terrble taste. She’s just a throughly unplesant, social climbing bitch who thinks she’s better than everyone. And it sticks out badly against the main cast; Scott is very bad with women and relating to people, but is also nice, charming and most of the damage he does is not intetional. Ramona puts up walls to keep others out but is also a responsible adult and often cuts through Scott, and at times others, internal bullshit. Wallace is an alcholic, but still a very responsible, very loveable guy who clearly cares about scott and supports him finacially and emotionally. Kim is VERY emotionally distant, very misntrhopic.. but also a good person who as we see as the series goes, has an inner light to her and often drags on Scott because she’s been putting up with his shit the longest and WANTS him to be better. Knives is an obessive and violent stalker.. who was also deeply hurt by an older man, dosen’t GET that her realtionship with scott was wrong and uneven, and is clearly not emtoinallyr eady for the deep feelings she’s having. And Stephen.. well he’s a talented guitarist but also enables scott and julie. Especially him enabling Julie. 

Point is their all pretty well rounded, llikeable characters with flaws. Julie.. is just an ass. And this scene demonstrates that with flying colors. While Scott does ignore her because he’s too worried about his sister and girlfriend becoming friends, understandably given Stacey knows all his dark secrets, Julie spends two pages giving out and treating scott like some bad guy for persuing Ramona against her orders. And i’m going to break down why.. this dosen’t work.. on any level for her.  1) Ramona is not Julie’s property. She’s a big girl with her own free will. They aren’t even remotely close: Julie met her only barely before Scott, and given the dream thing probably not even that. And you could say Julie is just looking out for her... she dosen’t know Ramona well enough to KNOW if Ramona is still smarting over Gideon. She probably was.. but she readily, once the awkwardness passed, went out with scott and dove right into the relationship. While there’s still some scars as we’ll see.. she CHOOSE to move on and that’s her choice. If she wasn’t ready, she woudl’ve turned him down or broke it off by now realizing it was a mistake.  2) Scott has no reason to listen to her. She hates his ass, somewhat justifably but still, she hates him and has been against him since fucking colllege. She took his exes side in the breakup despite Envy still being partly in the wrong but paints him as some abusive dickhead and not just an insesntive dickhead. To him he’s just some villian she needs to reign in for her cool friend who wants nothing to do with her and grows to justifably hate her over time. Scott and Julie TOLERATE each other. They are not friend,s they do not like each other and never will. They are around each other because of Stephen. That is it. If Kim , Wallace or Stephen had asked, or at least made him wait for kinves. he probablyw ould’ve or at least considered it since while they take the piss out of him, they genuinely care about him and actually have shown they care about something other than themselves! Speaking of which the cou de gras 3) She’s a selifsh bitch: She is NEVER not  in any volume seen as out for anyone but herself, and thus scott has no reason to trust her judgement. She berates Stephen, him and anyone who will listen, is only so loyal to envy because she’s famous, and as I said treats EVERYONE like dogshit.  And given Scott is still a very flawed guy.. it takes a LOT for him to be so right and he runs out screaming when Julie mentions her.

So back at the library, Ramona brought Stacey along because the place is a maze. Scott calls Stephen and calls julie evil.. which given the last two paragrahs. Yeah. She is. She really is. But that goes nowhere as he dosen’t have Stacey’s number. He also thinks Julie was responsible for this which while she’s very much not.. would it REALLY be that suprising that if Julie were there she would’ve introdcued the two and set up their little hangout just to piss scott off? God I’m  so sick of talking about her. 

So the two after dropping off Ramona’s package decide to hang out a bit.. not long as Ramona’s got shit to do, but hey I agree with her logic i’m curious about this palce too. But before they can go up an elevator Ramona spots incoming.. and thus we get the fight of the volume. Though given the next one has two climatctic fights and one or two before that, they easily could’ve had both.. this is still the highlight of the volume.  So Ramona snaps off a railing and before Stacey can give out about that she finds out WHY as Knives attacks with a pair of sais. And O’Malley did his homework as while you’d THINK it was just another dumb white person mistake.. O’Malley is asian, thoughw ether he’s candaian korean or canadian chineses, as his last name is korean but he has a large chinese cast in this very comic that might come from experince, I do not know and if you do know tell me. I’d like to refer to him properly as I don’t LIKE lumping all asian cultures into one basket. But not only that he did his home work, as Sai’s, while popularized in Okinawa Japan, were also used in other countries. I bring this up since I assumed it was just a simple mistake even knowing Brian was mixed-race, and was plesantly suprised to fine that know, I was the moron. And i’m fine with admitting that. 

So we get a damn good fight.. and Knives figures out Scott WAS cheating on her. Granted she assumes so due to seeing Ramona at the refrence Library, before he actually cheated and clearly blames Ramona for it, but still, it fucking hurts. Plus while her attacking Ramona, who initally assumes she’s gideon’s doing, which.. yeah sending a teenage assasian just to mess with her head does sound like him. So while Stacey does complain “ramona you can’t just tear out art objects” to which I say... yeah high, Stacey? NOT THE POINT RIGHT NOW SCOTT’S EX IS TRYING TO KILL HER. SHE’S DEFENDING HERSELF.  So we get one hell of a fight. It not only shows off that Ramona is one hell of a fighter herself, as is knives, but just how immature knives is, resorting to constnat fat jokes and taunts showing just how immature she is.. and unlike volume one where it was endearing and we just saw how sweet she was here it just comes off as mean, bitter, and uncomfortable. But again part of the series biggest charm is the main cast are all well fleshed out and throughly human. She’s doint this because she dosen’t know better and was raised in a house where, again as volume 4 will bear out, finding out her dad is going after scott with a samurai sword just warrants a “dad’s are so weird aren’t they” my point is her frame of refrence is a mite skewed. Plus this is a world where everyone but Stacey just calmly accepts big shonen fights break out, so it’s not that unsuaul to want to settle things with a fight and while i’ve joked about her killing Ramona we genuinely don’t know that was the goal> Could’ve been, easily given murder is peachy in this setting and just leads to a respawn according to O’Malley and would’ve just sent ramona back to her apartment. But I genuinely don’t think she has it in her to do it and while she could’ve planend to, she never would’ve. Plus Ramona easily leads the fight as while Knives uses hit and run tactics and tries make her follow.. Ramona is more annoyed than anything as she has shit to do. Knives only gets one hit in and while i’ts a pretty nasty scratch on the cheek, if thankfully not scarring.. Ramona shrugs it off when she brags about it and easily takes knives down with a potted tree. Knives runs and while she tells herself it’s to fight another day.. its really because her opponent was WAY stronger and way more ready for something like this than she probably planned on. She did defintely want a fight, she just wasn’t prepared to be outmatched so handily. It’s also a nice  parallel to last book’s fight: Like with Scott and Matthew,  while the fight SEEMS pretty even, in reality our hero/heroine was alwasy teh one in control and easily took care of the less experinced and less ready upstart, who likely wasn’t expecting a fair fight much less to loose. 

So Ramona and Stacey wisely get out while Stacey explains Knives is indeed Scott’s ex, though is unaware of the cheating thing. Speaking of Scott he’s playing sonic and knuckles, and in fact kept wallace on the line before just to get advice because of course he did hence why stacey didn’t get through to him, but gets a call... from Envy. 

This is easily the second best sequence in the boook, which was lovingly and wonderfully adapted to film and as a result I cannot read it without hearing Brie Larson’s voice for Envy , a nice mixture of seduction and condescension. It’s CLEARLY painful fo rhim, and we do get some things established as Envy toys with him, that it’s been about a year and that she left him for a cocky pretty boy, familiar.. and while Scott claims to not know what he looks like.. given Todd is clearly on her band cover... it’s not exactly hard to put two and two together. So after some awkard catchup and Scott telling her about ramona against his will, we get to the reason she’s here with Scott understanndbly being supscious and calling her a user.. which while Envy denys.. she ends up admitting to. She’s coming to town as estalbished and her opening act backed out, and since Scott has a band, and one that 2/3 of which she knows, she wants them to open for her.  Scott naturally isn’t too intrested and thinks it’s just pity. The sequence. is masterful, using a watchmen style 9 by 9 panel layout and intercutting scott’s pained reactions and clear lack of comfort with flashes of envy on her side.. never showing her proper, but showing his memories or what he’s seen in magazines. It’s really striking and really sells the sheer discomfort Scott’s going through.  So soon after Wallace gets home.. and finds Scott, drained and miserable on the floor, not even responsive. And this really is the scene that shows me that Wallace cares for the guy and cements that asshole he may be, he loves his buddy. He goes through possible scenarios that fit scott: Food poisoning, finding out Wallace saved over his final fantasy save (though he rules it out as last time that happened he was crying), that ramona dumped him.. before Scott let’s out a pathetic and miserable “Ennnnnvvv”. Wallace , who was at ground zero for that relationship as we’ll find out, realizes this and lets out a little shit, unsure how to help and pissed off at that bitch for once again hurting him like this. As I said it shows how Wallace knows scott in and out and loves him dearly.. and how he knwos about this paticuarly heartbreak better than anyone but Scott and Envy themselves. IT’s just a really tearjerking scene, as we get a sense of WHY scott spiraled into an ego boost of a relationship: His last one REALLY tore him in half, and he’s still not completely healed from the emtional bisection. 

So Scott gets more bad news next chapter as Stacey tells him about the fight and he’s worried he’s going to loose ramona on top of this. I mean he desrves it.. .but it’s clear she’s the best thing to happen to him after a really rough year of denial and poor decisionss and loosing her will likely only make him WORSE. He also breaks the bad news, to him at least to the band about the gig. Stephen, being kind of a dick who while understandbly excited about a big gig fails to see his friend REALLY isn’t happy about this nor remembers you know, that the person offering this tore his heart out indiana jones style and while they should take the gig despite the risks, it’s too big an opportunity not to, he should be fucking senstive about this. Kim however... has a suprising and heartbreaking reactoin to this. Which is spread over a few panels but i’m gonna string into one image for convince sake. 

Just.. DAMN. I honeslty missed this both as a teenager and as an adult when I read through the books last time but holy shit is this a heartbreaking little moment, even more with the development she gets in later books. Keep in mind, over two books so far, Kim.. really hasn’t shown a lot of emtion. The most upset she’s gotten was getting a bit pissed about another a girl drummer. The only other time we’ve seen her sad was at 17 when Scott left. Her only emotions that we could see were angry and surly. But here? She’s genuinely upset and we see her walls break down for the very first time.. and it’s with the clear indication she NEVER really got over Scott. She never got proper closure and while she hasn’t let it so.. it’s been VERY clear she's been grossly uncomfortable with how he just likes to brush off their history, something that very clearly still bothers her and understandably so: 6 years , while a lot of time, still really isn’t long enough to just .. FORGET your first boyfriend , how he made you feel or the fact he took your virginity and you took his. Stuff like that sticks with you.. I’m ony assuming on the virginity thing but my point remains: To Scott it’s SEEMINGLY nothing, when really he’s probably just trying to brush it off because he dosen’t like dealing with things and given how Kim is wrongly assumed she can’t feel pain. I mean to anyone else i’d be a fair assumption and even i’m not convinced if she touched a hot stove she’d burn, but that’s phsysical this is emotional. DIffrent playing fields. Point is Scott’s kind of a dick and not having ANY closure for anything, Kim is still smarting from him leaving as much as Scott is smarting from Envy dumping him.  And it somehow gets MORE painful.... which should’ve been the tagline for Bojack Horseman now I think about it but yeah: her line is what cuts me up the most “I saw her on the cover of Now. She’s pretty”. It’s a little line, it’s easy to see why I missed it .. but the subtext really stings. It’s that despite being VERY pretty, I had a crush on her as a kid and I still do now.. Kim just can’t help but compare herself to someone whose now a glamrous rock star.  Their equally attractive but all Kim can see is ANOTHER person who Scott cared about more than her. Which seems petty but again he just.. abnadoned her. His moving wasn’t his choice but his not telling her as was framed earlier sure as hell was. And then just.. look at the next people he dates: A glamorous rock star (She wasn’t at the time but that’s for next week), a much younger girl who can’t possible challenge him, and an ultra cool american. To her.. it must feel like he just looks right through her to every other person intersted in him and never even consdered her as a person anymore. I mean.. jesus christ that hurts.. and makes me hate Stephen more since you know he dosen’t notice any of this.. though at least unlike with Scott it’s a bit more understandable because Kim’s so unflappable and he’s already ignoring very obvious and transparent emotional pain why shouldn’t this be any diffrent.  So yeah no one’s happy about this, and that ends up including Stephen as he’s so insecure about his band’s talent he’s pretty sure they suck when their probably at least adaquate. 

So while Scott dosen’t say anything, it’s clear he’s at least consdiering the offer as when we next see him he and ramona are heading to Envy’s show. And honestly it’s just a really sweet scene as Ramona asks about envy and the two banter and hold hands. A really nice palletee clensar since hte last few pages were like I was the one lucas socked in the gut. Also she assures him she dosen’t hate him, and asks about how the breakup happened, turning down any offers to hear the good times.  It was new years eve one year ago, and he mentions it was over her leaving to meet some guy named Todd.. and Ramona finds the story familiar but brushes off Scott wondering if her todd and Envy’s todd wer ethe same guy as a douchey joke. When prying about what happened otherwise, Scott admits it was all a blur.. Ramona isn’t ahppy with the answer.. but it’s nto like it’s that unresonable: he was in deep with Envy, and the breakup was damn bad to the point it took a year for him to recover and end up in the relationship he is now and the one before this was clearly a cry for help. It also helps reinfroce just how much Wallace was there for him and probably WHY Wallace hates Envy so much. They probably live together simply because Scott needed a place after college, was in zero condition to get a job or do anything given his zombie like state.. and Wallace just had him move into his bed, platonically and into his place. It’s probably why while Wallace will complain ocasoinally he isn’t that on scott to find a job. He dosen’t need a paying roomate, they do fine just on his sallary and he has a steady, secure job in some sort of calling office, probably working in medical stuff like my mom. He needs his friend to be safe and happy, then he can get on his ass about being functional, as he is in present day. If nothing else this volume made me realize just how good a person Wallace is.  The one thing he CAN remember, to Ramona’s disbelif is a restraunt opening up, the job story he hinted at last volume: basically it was a fancy tex mex place called, and this is one of the best restraunt naems in the history of fiction brace yourself: The Gilded Palace of Flying Burritos. Naturally, as would I as I love tex mex and that name, Scott loved the place, ate there most of the week and like me with some places I liked waited impatietly to get a job. He did and they were even super generous as the food was FREE.  Which is a euphoric feeling I relate to, though I also liked any discounts I got. seriously when I worked at Bagel and Bagel a good chunk of my paycheck was eating there for dirt cheap every shift. I miss that place so much. Like even after I left there I still like a good bagel sandwitch. And it wasn’t covid or anything it was just low staffed and slowly coming apart due to a lack of a solid manager after Crystal, the manager who hired me, transfered to a store closer to her home, which I do not blame her for. 

Point is I get it even if Ramona thinks this is all made up. Anyways at Lee’s Place, based on the real life Leo’s place, everyone’s gussied up: Steven got an awful haircut and Kim... 

But no time to dwell on how great kim’s..everything is.. who DID  Neil bring to the concert? 

While Kim is VERY much enjoying this, everyone else is a bit freaked with Ramona getting assurance her and Scott dated breifly, with Kim quipping her and neil will probably date even breiflyer, and Stephen.. freaking out, wondering if she seduced him, and asking if they should take him out back and kick his ass.. 

Just..... that’s a lot of douche to unpack and this review has been VERY long and suprisingly hard already.. but fuck it, we don’t have much left to go let’s do this. Okay one did she seduce him.. I mean I GUESS, but really let’s be clear here: Neil is a horny, lonely, monosolobic 19 year old who lives with his sister’s college friend and whose life revovles around said guys band. Knives is adorable. She likely barely had to flirt with him to get him to say yes .As someone who was a lonely 19 year old doofus, I guarantee no matter the red flags I probably woudl’ve said yes provided she was 18 instead of 17, despite the abudant red flags such as neil vaugely looking like scott, neil being the one single man within scott’s circle to get her way back in, as Knives hasn’t realized she’s bi yet or given how much she looked up to Kim, she probably WOULD’VE gone for it. As would any sane person, which neither knives nor I entirley are. So she didnt’ so much seduce him as offer him a girlfriend he didn’t have and him being too intrested in having a sweet, caring girl on his arm to see the giant army of adrestian soldiers needed to carry all the red flags this presents. 

And as for “do we need to kick his ass. “ Stephen.. did you kick SCOTT’S ass? No, you fucking abetted him and only stepped in for the good girl thing. You did NOTHING to stop his relationship with knives or tell him he was screwing up or look out for that girl’s well being. This will bite him in the ass even harder in volume 5, but even now it just makes him look REALLY fucking bad that, even if he probably dosen’t mean it, that’s at all on the table. Also.. Neil, unlike scott is doing slightly less wrong. While he is 20 to her 17, three years.. it’s HALF of what Scott and her’s age diffrence is, and far more equal in power structure. It’s still not.. GREAT, but my point is you did NOTHING when Scott did this, for far flimiser and less forgiavble reasons.. but when NEIL, whose been nothing but weirdly loyal to you dates her, you want to kick someone’s ass. I mean yes he’s being stupid: in a clear role reversal of the Scott and Knives situation, it’s obvious just from her expression that KNVIES is the one in control here, and the one using someone to ease her own pain. Granted it’s wrong, if not as wrong as Scott should techincally know better and Knives very clearly dosen’t, as well as get into a show of her faviorite band. Is what she’s doing wrong.. yeah... while she can’t see it again it’s what Scott did just not QUITE as fucked up due to not being AS embalanced. Should neil probably be dating her after scott did ? No. But should you be threatning him and not scott for you know, setting all this in motion? No. Jesus christ you suck Steven. 

Thankfully while Scott presumibly calms Stephen down, Kim spots Hollie and her roomate Joseph, who will be suprisingly important. He’s very gay, very quite, very bearded and is only hear because the bass player is hot and when prodded on it....

Well said. Also I read that with John Heder’s voice fo rsome reason.. don’t know why, his career ended as quickly as it began because he REALLY did not pick his films well. He saw that he was going to be in a film with David Spade and Rob Schinder and didn’t fire his agent for suggesting it. Meanwhile Scott and Ramona run into Sandra and Monique, Scott’s old classmates who just sorta.. show up every so oftne, often backing up Julie because every Alpha Bitch needs a posse. As Boscha has proven once you loose your posse you loose your bitchy powers. They also ask if Scott and Ramona are an item which leads to a fantagious visual gag. 

Also Stephen awkardly talks to the new couple, about how much Knives loves the band, and because why start reading the room now just sorta.. CASUALLY slips in the fact he knows her is because she and scott dated. 

Granted Knives action this book really EARNED her that curveball.. but still, it’s transparently clear she’s both not over Scott and Neil’s a placebo, and that she loves the band... how the fuck did you get through college, much less get two loyalish friends Steve. 

Kim tries to hide when she runs into Sarah whose with.. someon O Malley does not know, literally captioning it “I don’t know htis girl”. Fucking love that gag even if SOMEHOW kim is the roomate they all hate. Despite hte fact as the side story will bare out, her roommates are all pretty obnoxious, so i’ts probably because she’s the only sane person in that group and their VERY lucky kim just dind’t set the place on fire on her way out and let god do what he should’ve a long time ago. Also we meet Lynette, the band’s drummer who smokes “She must be evil” “Still hot though”... both accurate. Also Luke wilson is there.. no really. Just holy shit that’s awesome.  Okay so with all of that out of the way, it’s time for the show. So after a full volume’s build up , and a really cool build up in the page before we finally properly meet clash at the demonhead, and miss envy adams. 

Heck of  a reveal and not the only one as ramona realized what the audience probably already guessed....

Dun dun dun! And since I don’t like leaving a cliffhanger dangling lest I have to... we’ll be getting to this next week.. what you thought i’d say right now or tommorow? This was a lot. But no i’m not leaving you too long. Next week, Evil Ex Crossover! Ramona and Wallace become BFF’s! We learn what the deal with Scott and Envy is! Scott faces the Ken to his Ryu! And Wallace gets a boyfriend. All this and more next week. for now...

Final Thoughts: This one.. was a VERY rough one to review and it ties back to this volume’s biggest problem: it is not paced very well. Like the series as a whole it has a pretty easy going, slice of life pace. The only ones without this kind of easy pacing are 3 and 6, and even 3 has some slice of life bits, their just both more focused due to the events going on. This one... well....

Pretty much. While this one has very important stuff going on, Scott and ramona getting closer, ramona getting more fleshed out, Wallace showing how deep his character is, Kim also getting fleshed out quite a bit, Knives showing off her crazy side, setting up the next volume, the second ex fight.. it’s all just kinda.. jumbled together. It’s not really until the knives fight onward the book takes on some really solid pacing and really gets going.It’s not a BAD book: ther’es some REALLY good character stuff as I dug into.. but the pacing is just really loose and without the Evil Ex fight as an anchor and with ramona and scott just sorta.. getting to know one another, in both biblical and non biblical senses, it dosen’t have either of the series main narrative thrusts. Even the knvies subplot really amoutns to nothing for now, as Ramona dosen’t find out Scott’s a cheater, and only distrusts knives now. That’s about it. It does improve on book one in characterization, with eveyrone being MUCH cleearer in terms of who they are and settling into their iconic selves nicely. Wallace’s more selfless and protective side pops up, Ramona starts to show mroe of her personality good and bad, Scott’s better traits are mixed a bit mor eeven with the douche ones,  Knive’s far more unstable and violet stalker side emerges, and Stephen.. well fuck him, point is things are coming together.. but O’Malley still isn’t quite at peak power yet. Not bad and still worth a read like last time, just a bit uneeven is all. That being said... if you want O’Malley at his peak.. well then come back next week. Until then i’ll be doing my usual buisness of reviewing birds, refrencing simpsons and letterkenny, and putting my eyes back in after kim’s look up there. For now the sun’s setting and i’m out of here. 

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Jason Momoa Confirms Buddy Cop Film Dave Bautista Wished To Do With The Aquaman Actor: “He’ll Be Grumpy & I’ll Be Charming”

Dave Bautista Wanted To Do A Buddy Cop Film With Jason Momoa & It’s Happening ( Photo Credit – Wikipedia  )

Adorable friendships in Hollywood not planted for promotional purpose are always charming to witness. Take Ryan Reynolds and Dwayne Johnson, or Ryan and Chris. This list also includes two of the most unconventional yet widely loved stars and they are Dave Bautista and Jason Momoa. Most recently, the former WWE star expressed his wish to work in a buddy cop film like Lethal Weapon with Momoa, and it is turning true.

Dave Bautista is packing up as Drax The Destroyer with Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 3, as he is playing the loved giant one last time. What projects the actor takes up next is a mystery. Amid that he hinted at doing a film with his friend Jason Momoa and that caught Internet’s frenzy, as one can only image the scale is these two guys come together on screen. Jason has now confirmed it is happening. Read on to know everything you should about the same.

Earlier this week, taking to his Instagram handle, Dave Bautista wrote, “Just going to throw this out into the atmosphere and see what happens. Here we go… Me and Momoa in a Lethal Weapon type buddy cop movie directed by David Leitch. Ok! There it is. Now we wait.”

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Jason Momoa appeared on The Late Late Show on Monday night as he spoke to James Cordon. The actor was asked about his latest projects Sweet Girl and See, but wasn’t let to go without addressing Dave Bautista’s wish. “He literally texted me four days ago, going, ‘We need to do a buddy cop film,'” Momoa told Corden. “We love each other. We are on See and Dune together. And I said, ‘Absolutely.’ And he said, ‘Let’s do it in Hawaii.’ And I said, ‘Let’s do it. I have an idea.’ So it’s off to the races now. We’re doing it.”

The actor went on to spill beans and reveal that they have planned to shoot it in Hawaii and they are excited about it. He also jokes how they are the perfect pair to work together. “It sells itself, bro,” Momoa continued. “Dave loves wearing Speedos. I love wearing board shorts. And both of us with our shirts off. He’ll be grumpy and I’ll be charming. Boom. It sells itself, bro. I have the hair. He doesn’t have hair. We cover all the demographics.”

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Love Down the Line: Chapter 5

The last thing Indie musician Emma Swan needs is a gigantic wrench thrown in the workings of her biggest tour to date weeks before its launch.  When her backing guitarist that caused the problem says she has the perfect solution Emma is skeptical but left with little choice but to accept.  Unfortunately she isn't really prepared for said solution to be former Rock Star and leading man of Emma's teenage fantasies, Killian Jones.  With no other options and a month of performing across the country ahead of her Emma just hopes she doesn't come to regret letting Killian onto her stage and into her life.

Ch 1, Ch 2, Ch 3, Ch 4, AO3

~*CS*~

Cincinnati, May 12th

“Emma, sweetheart, how’s the tour?  Are the fans nice?  Have you been able to go sightseeing anywhere?”

“Are you getting enough sleep?  You didn’t on the last one and you were basically a zombie when you got back.  Did you pack that melatonin I dropped off?  What about your meals?  You’ve been eating something green everyday right?”

Emma rolled her eyes at Mary Margaret and David’s unending questions.  While they’d never formally adopted her they were as close to having parents as she was ever going to get.  She absolutely loved them but sometimes they drove her nuts with their worrying.

“The tour is going pretty good and the fans are great as always.  No sightseeing since this is the first day of rest we’ve gotten so far and I don’t really feel like leaving the room.  I packed the melatonin and I’m getting as much sleep as I can and I’ve eaten green things.  Sour apple rings count right?”  She stifled a laugh at David’s spluttering and Mary Margaret’s attempts to calm him. “I’m kidding, I’m kidding.  Tink’s been on a health kick lately and has been making us drink these smoothie things with more vegetable juices and leafy greens than frozen fruit and Killian refuses to eat fast food so we’ve been stopping at actual restaurants or he’ll cook for us on the bus.”

At the mention of his name Killian popped his head through the doorway that connected their rooms.  One of the greatest perks of having him on the tour was no longer having to share one room with both Ruby and Tink while Will got an entire room to himself.  Of course Will hadn’t been as enthused about having to share for once.

“Need something, Swan?”

“Oh, that’s very thoughtful of him.  You have been trying to be friendly with him, haven’t you?  I know you were hesitant at first but Ruby has nothing but nice things to say about him and he’s been through some tough times.”

“What’s he been cooking?  And what kinds of restaurants?  Some of those places can be just as bad as fast food and he might not know it.”

Emma was extremely glad that it was only Mary Margaret and David that were on speaker.  Though she wouldn’t have put it past Killian to have heard everything they said with the way they were just shy of yelling into their phone to make sure she heard them.  As it was he could probably tell they were talking about him from the heat she could feel in her cheeks and ears.  She waved him off from her spot on the bed, turning slightly so he could see the phone she was holding.  His eyebrows shot up before silently apologizing and ducking back into his room.

“You guys really need to chill out.  Everything’s going great, Mary Margaret, and it’s early enough that we’re still getting along.  And please stop analyzing what I’ve been eating, David, you’re a sheriff not a nutritionist.”

They both hemmed and hawed but it had been that way since she’d started going further than fifty miles outside of Storybrooke to play her music.  At first it had been annoying and unwelcome until she’d realized that that’s what people did when they cared about someone.  The Nolans were second to none when it came to worrying and being overprotective out of love.

“Then, as a sheriff, is he being respectful?  And I don’t just mean with you and Tink.  He’s not trashing hotel rooms or causing disturbances in the cities you’ve been playing at has he?  I’ve read about some of the trouble he’s gotten into-”

“David, you didn’t!”

“Are you kidding me?”

“Online, stuff online!” David corrected impatiently. “I’m not going to illegally pull a file on someone, no matter how much I want to.”

“So you’d rather rely on gossip sites?” Emma hissed lowly, not wanting Killian to overhear any part of her conversation at the moment. “I thought we’d agreed to not look at those after that one article made you both join Twitter just to berate the author and the site.”

“Hey, now, I got rid of it after that,” Mary Margaret said defensively, “I’m only on Instagram now.”

“I only promised to not look at stuff about you,” David grumbled. “A man with a very public history of causing trouble joins the band on only the good word of one person?  I have the right to be concerned.”

She bit back her sigh of frustration.  As much as she didn’t like David’s attitude she couldn’t help but understand, seeing as she’d felt almost exactly the same way in the beginning.

“Yeah, you do, but I’m not too worried about it and you shouldn’t be either.  You should be more worried about what Ruby’s going to do to you when I tell her you don’t trust her.”

Their twin gasps had her grinning.

“That’s cold, kiddo,” David grumbled.

“Just like your lasagne will be once word gets to Granny,” she said, snickering. “Look, everything’s going great and will keep going great unless you keep sending bad vibes my way.”

“Bad vibes?” Mary Margaret asked with a smile Emma could hear in her voice.

“Yup, the baddest of vibes, ones where I end up with laryngitis or the bus gets a flat in the middle of nowhere or my guitarist breaks their hand and can’t go on tour.  Oh wait, that’s already happened.”

Killian took up space in the doorway once again, his eyebrows high on his forehead.  She shook her head at his unasked question but didn’t shoo him away again. 

“According to Ruby it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to her and that it could be the best thing to happen to you.  She has been very forthcoming about what Killian going on tour with you might end up becoming,” Mary Margaret said smugly.

“Wait, what do you mean?”  David asked confused as Emma scrambled to end that conversation before it started.

“Would you look at the time?  I gotta go!”

“Emma, sweetheart-”

“I’ll call you guys in a few days.  Love ya, bye!” With a huff she ended the call and dropped her phone onto the mattress, knowing she’d only postponed the inevitable gossip session Mary Margaret wanted to have with her.  She looked at Killian, who was still lurking in the doorway, “Yeah?”

“Not to be nosey-”

“But you’re going to be anyway,” she groaned, “You heard your name and you’re curious.”

He chuckled and strode into her room, settling himself on Tink’s bed, leaning back against the headboard, “You would be too.  Especially when you have a tenuous hold on a gig and the person who decides your fate has mentioned your name and then not long after is discussing ‘bad vibes’.”

“You think too highly of yourself,” she said dismissively. “I was talking to Mary Margaret and David about how terrible your cooking is and that it’s been giving my stomach bad vibes.”

“You’re a terrible liar, Swan,” he said with a shake of his head, “If I recall correctly you had three servings of last night’s fare.”

She rolled her eyes, “Just replenishing the reserves I used up during the show, Jones.  The stir fry wasn’t that special.”

“I see,” he said seriously, rubbing his hand thoughtfully over his chin, “I guess I’ll strike it from future meal options, wouldn’t want you to have to force yourself to eat it before complaining about it to others.”

“That’s not-” she huffed, knowing he’d called her bluff, “Whatever, you know it was great.  That’s what I was telling them.  David was all upset that I might not be eating what he considers a balanced diet.”

He chuckled, “And the bad vibes?”

“They worry too much and I basically told them they’d be jinxing me if they kept it up.  I don’t think Mary Margaret believed me and I know neither of them will relax until the tour’s over,” she sighed, flopping back onto the mattress and staring at the ceiling.

“Is this the same David that inspired you to learn guitar?” Killian asked casually but she could hear the hesitant caution in his tone.

“Yeah, him and Mary Margaret, his wife, kinda latched on and never let go, not even when-” she paused, still unwilling to share her whole messed up story with him, “things got really rough for me.  They’re pretty much my parents in every way without actually being my parents, including getting all up in my business and then nagging me about what they find.  You know how it is.”

“I wouldn’t, actually,” Killian said softly.  She sat up on her elbows and he gave her a self-deprecating shrug, “Mum died when I was eight and my father left when I was ten.  Spent a few years living with a distant cousin until things got straightened out.”

She blinked at him in shock.  Not once, in any interview or magazine profile had that part of his childhood been discussed.  They had only ever mentioned where he’d gone to school before he’d dropped out when the Realm of Jewels started getting big.  At the time, when she’d been devouring every piece of media she could when it came to her favorite band, she hadn’t paid attention to that lack of detail.  It hadn’t mattered then and while it still made no difference to her it did go a long way in explaining why she felt like she had known him for years instead of weeks.

“You, uh, got adopted then?” She asked hesitantly as she sat up, needing to know if he’d had the same heartaches as her or if he’d been one of the lucky ones.

“Er, not as such, no-” he looked up at the ceiling, his Adam's apple bobbing as his hand rubbed at the back of his neck, “First my brother was granted civil rights for adolescents, essentially cleaving himself out from under the burden of our father.  Once he proved he could support not only himself but me as well he became my legal guardian.  He had just had his seventeenth birthday the week before.”

“Seventeen?” she breathed, “And you were fourteen.”

His head snapped back down, his eyes wide and his voice a little unsteady, “You really must have been quite the fan if you still remember that bit of trivia.”

“Maybe I was,” she said softly.  She dropped her gaze to where her hands were balled up into tight fists in her lap, “Must have been nice.  Living with someone that actually wanted you.”

“It was but then there were times where it wasn’t,” he gave a deep sigh and when she looked up he was staring down at his own hands as they played with denim over his knees. “Liam had been my hero my entire life just being my older brother.  When he became my guardian I felt as though I had to push myself into perfection to live up to what I thought he expected of me.  I’d already started drinking by that point but it didn’t truly become a problem until I was sixteen.

“I knew Liam was disappointed but he had no idea how to help me and I’m not even sure I would have accepted it had he offered.  Instead he proposed a compromise of allowing me to play with his newly formed band if I curtailed my drinking substantially.  It worked, for a while at least.  I’d been playing for quite some time on my own but with the camaraderie of the band and the discovery of actually enjoying writing songs I found an outlet for all the feelings that I’d been trying to drown with the drink.  For the first time since Liam had assumed my guardianship I felt as though he was my brother again, not just my beleaguered caretaker.”

Emma wasn’t quite sure what to say to that.  She didn’t want to inadvertently come across as judgmental by commenting about his drinking but she would have given anything for some relative to have saved her from any one of her foster homes and done whatever they’d ask in gratitude.  Though, when she thought about it, Mary Margaret and David were practically the next best thing and she’d given them plenty of teenage attitude at the time.  Especially when it came to the year she would give anything to forget.

“Did he throw a fit when you decided to quit school for the band?” She asked, hoping to steer the both of them into less painful and mine filled waters.

He looked up with a small grin, “It was his bloody idea.  Liam didn’t want to leave me to my own destructive devices and since the band had been steadily building momentum he was loath to relegate shows to only weekends and holidays while I was in my final year.  He put it up to a vote with the others and they agreed.  And since I didn’t have a licence yet and therefore couldn’t do my share of the driving I spent my time on the road reading anything and everything I could get my hands on.  I’m fairly certain I got a better education that way than I would have otherwise.”

“So is that why you guys were the Jolly Rogers first?  A bunch of pirates driving all over England to pillage seedy pubs for fame and fortune?”

“Something like that,” he chuckled, his grin widening.

She grinned back, feeling somewhat proud that she’d been able to somewhat keep herself from completely depressing him with her curiosity.  As much as she’d obsessed over him when she was younger she was surprised by how much she actually didn’t know about him, even though she’d just berated David for taking gossip as truth.  There was a part of her that itched to know more about him, the real person and not the persona she and millions of fans thought they knew.  Their little chats on the bus and in the small bits of down time just weren’t enough and suddenly she had an idea on how to fix that.

“Alright, where to Jones?”

“Er, what?” He asked, his confusion at her non sequitur furrowing his brow.

“I’ve never been to this city before and I know you have so you are now my de facto pirate tour guide.”

“Swan,” he sighed, though his smile was growing by the second, “I’ve only been here twice and both times I only had a few hours to explore, which back then was usually as many bars as I could get to before sound check.  I’m probably the last person that should be leading you around this fair metropolis.”

“Too bad-” she jumped up off the bed and began looking for the shoes she’d kicked off as soon as they’d walked through the door earlier that morning, “Google ‘things to do in Cincinnati’ and pretend that you know what you’re talking about.  Then I’ll pretend to be impressed like every other time you think you’re being all too cool for school and worldly.”

“Too cool for school?” Killian repeated incredulously. “What are you, twelve?”

“Twenty-eight,” she said absently, grinning triumphantly as she extricated one shoe from under the desk and spotted the toe of the other poking out from under the bed Killian was sitting on.

“Twenty-eight and apparently have no idea how to stroke a man’s ego so he’ll want to do ridiculous favors for you,” he muttered.

She looked up at him sharply and got an eyebrow wiggle in return.  With a huff she sat back on her bed to slip on her shoe, “I don’t need to stroke a man’s anything to get him to do stuff for me.”

“Oh, really?” He asked incredulously. “And what pray tell do you do?”

Gladly rising to the challenge she straightened from her bent position she subtly arched her back and blinked owlishly at him, nearly grinning in triumph at the way his mouth parted slightly and he sucked in a breath.  She did let a small smile grace her lips as she pointed to the shoe under the bed.

“Can you grab that for me first?”

He nodded, a little slack-jawed, and as soon as he bent over the side of the bed she relaxed her posture.  When he came up with the shoe she was waiting with her hand out, her brow raised and a shit-eating grin all in place.  At his look of indignation she kind of wished she’d had her phone ready to get a picture of it.

“That’s- that’s bloody manipulation, that is!” He spluttered, slapping her shoe into her palm.

“Ooo, someone’s got their panties in a twist.  All I did was ask you to get me my shoe,” she said innocently, putting the shoe on. “Come on Tour Guide, show me the good stuff.”

“Unbelievable,” he growled, but he was shaking his head and smiling.  He stood and moved back to his own room, shouting through the open door, “I expect you to pay for whatever unique culinary delight we’ll inevitably be trying.  Fool me once, Swan.”

“Shame on you,” she cheerfully called back.

Making sure she had her phone and room key she shot off a text to everyone who needed to know where they were going.  It was a request from Regina that she had chafed at and ignored at first, until she began being recognized in the streets and the paparazzi had started following her around.  After one incident that had had her holed up in the backroom of a used bookstore with a dead phone, no one’s number memorized and a show that had been only a couple of hours away Regina had put it in her tour contract that she had to be in contact at all times.  She still chafed at practically being under her manager’s watchful eye like a toddler but she and Regina both agreed that it was better than being saddled with a handler instead.  At her insistence Ruby, Tink and Will were also in the group text so Regina wouldn’t try to hound them about her whereabouts thinking they could be hiding her.

Her phone chimed as she debated whether or not to put on a sweatshirt or her leather jacket.

Rub a dub: you know you could leave me out of this now right?

and ease up on the guilt trip I’m taking you on?  no way! She responded, deciding on the sweatshirt and tying it around her waist.

Rub a dub: jokes on you, girly, i’ve got a front row seat

to what? She sent, suspicious and wary about what Ruby could mean.

Rub a dub: if you’re asking you’re not ready to know yet.

Emma glared at her phone for a moment before sending multiple texts demanding Ruby to explain herself that all went unanswered.  She growled in frustration and turned to glare at Killian who was once more leaning on the door jamb, chuckling.

“Ruby’s being an ass,” she gave as an explanation, shoving her phone in her back pocket.  Then she got a good look at what Killian was wearing, “Is that a Reds hat?  I thought you didn’t know the city that well.  Why do you have a hat for their team?”

“Oh, you’re a big baseball fan then?” He asked, clearly surprised.

“David is, I’m more of a fan of the way the pants fit.  Plus the Reds had that jersey with no sleeves last year.  Arms like those tend to stick out in a girl’s memory,” she said dreamily, remembering just how well the players wore those particular jerseys.  Then she mentally shook herself and nodded at the hat, “You didn’t answer my question.”

His lips quirked in amusement, lightly touching the hat’s bill and then the sunglasses that she hadn’t noticed hanging from his shirt collar, “I’ve found that it’s the easiest way to blend into the crowd.  When we were at the height of… everything it was hard to even step out of the hotel without getting mobbed.  Liam discovered, quite by accident mind you, that people didn’t expect to see us dressing ourselves down and to be fans of the local sports teams.  Unfortunately it means I have a wide array of ball caps that one would consider quite a collection if they weren’t solely for a practical use.  If I had a choice I would have donned the hat from Pittsburgh but I’m not quite sure what rivalries are predominant in this city and I’d prefer not to be verbally insulted over the wrong choice.”

Emma gave a surprised laugh.  Just minutes before they’d been having a somber conversation that could have dragged the rest of the day down.  Instead they were joking around about baseball and overzealous fans.

“Should I put on some super elaborate disguise too?” She looked up at him with a teasing grin. “I could get a wig or maybe some of those glasses with the fake nose and mustache attached.”

Killian snorted, “As entertaining as that would be I think you’ll be fine, love, as long as you don’t wear the red leather.”

Feeling offended for half a second she begrudgingly agreed with him.  Her red leather jacket was her signature look, she’d worn it for all three of her album covers and went out on stage wearing it for the first half of the show.  It was as much a look as it was a kind of armor, one she’d been wearing for much longer than she’d been famous for it.  Having Killian tell her not to wear it, no matter how practical the advice was or that she’d already decided on a sweatshirt, had her suddenly feeling vulnerable.

“Do you… um, do you have a hat I could borrow?”

He looked at her for a moment before nodding and moving back into his room.  She followed, shoving her hands in her pockets to keep from hugging her middle to keep herself steady.

As much as the room was identical to hers and Tink’s, the boys’ room looked like a tornado had run through half of it.  There were clothes strewn across the far, unmade bed, a rifled through duffle bag under the window, and a tray of mostly-eaten room service food on the desk.  In sharp contrast the closer bed was tidily made, a small orderly stack of books and notebooks on the bedside table closest to it.  Killian was sorting through one of the drawers of the bureau near the foot of it.

“We’re staying for one night and you put your stuff in the drawers?” She asked incredulously, moving closer to his nightstand to see what books he was reading.

“If it makes any difference-” she looked over at him and saw that he had the bill of a red hat clenched tightly in his hand as his gaze darted between the nightstand and her, “I only unpacked enough for the two days we’re here.  Er, looking for something, Swan?” 

“Just wanted to see what you were reading,” she said cautiously.  Feeling that she’d accidentally hit on yet another touchy subject she stepped back and waved her hand towards the bureau, “But that’s not important, you really took the time to unpack stuff for only two damn days?  Do you also set all your stuff out on the bathroom counter with a ruler to make sure it’s all lined up perfectly?”

“Do you want to stand here nit picking my travel habits or do you want to go explore the city?” Killian asked pointedly, stepping forward and holding the hat out to her though she could see the tips of his ears turning pink.

“Fine, let’s go-” she grinned, grabbing the hat.  Catching sight of the logo on the front she held it up with a sigh, “Really?  Red Sox?  Is it because I’m from Maine?”

“Would you rather wear the Yankees cap?” He challenged.

She shuddered, adjusting the snaps so it’d fit, “Never.  David would kill me if I was photographed in it and I’d never be allowed to step foot in Storybrooke again.”

“Do you have a preference then?” He looked back at the drawer, “As I said I have quite the array.”

“This is fine,” she said, trying to sound like it was a burden when she really didn’t care.  Grinning she put on the hat, pulling her ponytail through the opening in the back.  When she looked at Killian for approval he was watching her with a half grin on his face, “What?  Did I somehow put it on wrong?”

“Nothing of the sort, Swan,” he said softly.  Then his grin widened “Shall we?”

“Lead the way, pirate guide.”

What followed was a day unlike any Emma had ever had on a tour before.  They roamed the streets of the city with Killian making up facts about the various things they saw and their history as she egged him on, resulting in ridiculous stories that had her laughing until she was crying.  To her delight they ended their excursion sitting in the upper tier at a Reds game, thoroughly enjoying themselves as just two faces in the crowd.  Though, when it came time for the kiss cam she found she was surprisingly disappointed that the camera hadn’t been trained on them.  It wasn’t until they’d returned to the hotel and spent an hour moving back and forth between each other’s rooms before parting ways for the night that she figured out what Ruby had meant about having a front row seat.

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Untamed Winter Fest Day One: Shiver

Wherein Wen Ning has some bad luck and then some good luck. 

(For those wondering who the heck Aidan is, he’s an OC from the LAHL ‘verse and when sleepingmao on twitter floated this pairing idea my way, it immediately took root and here we are now.)

Wen Ning took a deep breath and tried to calm his racing heart as he put his car into park. His hands were still shaking as he switched on his emergency lights. His sister was never going to let him hear the end of this once he called her. She had told him not to drive back to Lan Academy tonight, but the winter break was coming to an end, and he wanted to be home for a few days before diving back into teaching.

He’d lived in New England since he was five years old, but this was the first time he’d ever hit a patch of black ice and gone flying. It was sheer luck that he was able to swerve onto the grassy shoulder next to him rather than into the next lane. 

Of course, most people weren’t out on the road near Lenox at this time of night. 

That turned out to be both a blessing and a curse, when he tried to back up onto the road and heard his tires spinning without gaining any traction.

If Wen Ning was a cursing man, right now would be the time for it. Instead he turned off the car again, slipped out into the cold of the January night, and pulled out the flashlight he kept in the trunk to try and see the damage.

Of course, that’s when the small snow flurry from earlier decided to turn into an actual storm.

His sister was also going to yell at him for not having a proper winter coat or boots or gloves with him. 

He was digging through his trunk, desperate to find anything resembling gloves, when he saw headlights in his peripheral and a Ford Expedition pull up beside him.

“You need some help?” 

Wen Ning froze at that familiar, deep voice. Of all people to find him, like this, out here. Why did it have to be him. Aidan Delaney made him feel tongue-tied and foolish on a good day. And he had to see him right now? Like this? Out here? Really?

“Ning? Is that you?” 

Wen Ning cursed his bad luck as he stepped into the light coming from the Ford’s high beams.

“Hi, Aidan,” he said, resigned to his fate. “I hit some ice.”

“Where the hell is your coat?” Aidan asked. He immediately pulled off his own and wrapped it over Wen Ning’s arms. “And your gloves?”

“I didn’t foresee this happening,” Wen Ning said as he gestured to his car and the one patch of mud his tires had found on a mostly ice-frozen block of grass.

He tried not to be distracted by the spicy smell of Aidan's cologne coming from his coat. 

“No one ever does,” Aidan said with a sigh. “Come on,” he said, tugging Wen Ning towards his truck. “Get in and warm up. There’s hot chocolate there too. Help yourself.”

Aidan opened the door and stuck his head inside. “Hey, you three! Mind your manners! Mr. Wen’s going to sit with you for a bit.”

“Does he have his bow?”

That was Aisling, one of his star archers, and one of the best all-around students in her grade. She favored her privacy and spent a lot of time in the library. He was quite like her when he was younger.

“No--why would he--” Aidan shook his head. “Aisling, he doesn’t have his bow.”

He did, in fact, have his bow, but it didn’t seem like a good time to mention that.

“Can he help with this stupid history essay?”

Finn. Great fencer, great STEM student, lacking in the Liberal Arts.

“It’s not stupid, you are.”

Una. Dancer. The highest grades of them all.

“None of you are stupid and if you don’t watch it, I’ll turn this car right back around and take you all back to Ma’s. You want that?”

Silence from inside the truck.

“That’s what I thought,” Aidan said. His voice and face were kinder as he turned back to Wen Ning. “Up you go,” he said. 

Inside the truck was warm with blaring heat coming from the vents. It made Wen Ning’s fingers sting and tingle as feeling started to come back to them.

“You should drink the hot chocolate,” Aisling said. She pushed a pink, glittery travel mug at him. “We have two whole thermoses full.”

“Thank you, Miss Aisling,” he said.

She grinned at him they way she always did when he called her that. 

“Did you hit a ditch?” Finn asked.

“Duh, of course he did,” Una said.

“I hit a patch of ice,” he corrected her. “And then wound up in a ditch.”

“You’re okay though, right?” Aisling asked.

Wen Ning looked up from his mug to see three pairs of greenish-blue eyes staring at him in concern. 

“I’m fine,” he promised. He gave an exaggerated shiver. “Just a little cold.”

The Delaneys had come to the school last year. Their elder brother, Aidan, left his job working as a firefighter in Boston to work for the Lenox Central Fire and Emergency Department. All three of the kids were on scholarships and while it covered tuition and the like, it hadn’t covered room and board. So Aidan, determined to see his younger siblings achieve their academic dreams, had packed them all up, switched jobs, and moved them to the other side of the Commonwealth. 

It’s something Wen Qing had done for him, that sort of sacrifice for a younger sibling’s sake and future, and it had immediately endeared Aidan to him. Aidan never complained, always full of happiness and encouragement for his younger siblings. He was there for almost every fencing and archery match and dance recital, save the times when work called him away. He was active in their school community as well, and while Wen Ning knew some of his popularity came to how well Aidan filled out everything he wore, and those eyes, and that smile, it was more because he was a genuine and sincere person. He cared. He cared more than a lot of the parents and guardians who sent their students to Lan Academy. 

The door opened and Aidan smiled up at him, snow softly falling around him. Wen Ning forgot to breathe for a second.

“Good news or bad news first?” he asked.

“Good news,” he said. 

“Your car is out of the ditch,” Aidan said.

Wen Ning was confused. “And bad news?”

“The reason you were stuck is because one of your back tires hit something and it’s gone flat. So, get what you need, I’ll give you a ride home.”

“You don’t have to do that.”

“You are not driving home in these conditions with that tire and it’ll take hours to get a tow out here in this weather. I would’ve changed the tire with your spare but someone doesn’t have one in their trunk.”

Wen Ning always knew that was going to come back to bite him.

“It’s on my to-do list,” he said.

“We’ll take care of it tomorrow,” Aidan said. “If you have the time.”

“I..” Wen Ning didn’t know what to say, except to accept. He really didn’t know much about car specs and tires. He hadn’t learned that when focused on and training for an Olympic dream. Aidan, on the other hand, came from a family of mechanics. It would be stupid to turn down his expert help. “Thank you,” he said. 

Aidan held his hand out. “Here, let me help you down.” 

Wen Ning wondered, had to wonder, if Aidan was this charming and nice to everyone. He assumed so even if part of him wished it was solely because of him. They’d had moments before, where Wen Ning had hoped there was more to the glances and the smiles. Swore he’d caught Aidan look at his form when he’d sat in on a few archery practices and had felt those eyes lingers on him. But Wen Ning had never been very good at the dating or the flirting or even the talking thing. 

He stumbled on the wet step board of the Expedition and would’ve hit the ground if Aidan hadn’t immediately reacted. He did hit the side of the truck hard, the breath whooshed out of him, with one of Aidan’s hands cradling the back of his head.

“Okay?” Aidan asked, once they both got over the shock. “You’re shaking.”

One of windows rolled down and three pre-teens stared out at them.

“So, can you two just kiss already?” Finn asked.

“We’re kind of hungry,” Una said.

“And you’re both going to get frostbite,” Aisling said. “This is why Mom told you to ask him out before winter break. Last year.”

Aidan closed his eyes and let out a heavy breath. “Jesus Christ,” he muttered. “You three--shut the fuck up and roll the damn window back up. You’re letting the heat out.”

“We’re not the ones flirting on the side of the--”

“Aisling Catherine Delaney.”

“Window’s going up now!”

Wen Ning couldn’t tell if the red tint on Aidan’s cheeks was just from the cold or a blush, but it made his eyes look even greener.

“So,” Aidan said drawing out the word. “That was fucking embarrassing.”

Wen Ning nodded. His feet were still off the ground. Aidan was still holding him up and apparently didn’t even notice. Wen Ning had kept mostly to his Olympic form since he did still compete in national competitions. He knew he wasn’t that light.

“Look--” Aidan said. “I curse like a sailor, I have horrible work hours, and I have to watch after those three ungrateful gremlins who are absolutely going to be eating boiled potatoes for dinner if they don’t close that window.”

The window went all the way back up.

“But I would really like to take you out for lunch or dinner or whatever--whatever you’d like--if you want.”

He did. He did very much want.

“Yes,” Wen Ning said. He cleared his throat and spoke louder. “I’d like that very much.”

“Okay,” Aidan said. He nodded. His eyes drifted to Wen Ning’s lips than back up to his face. “Okay.”

“Aidan?”

“Yeah?” he asked.

“You can kiss me if you want?”

“Fucking a, I do,” Aidan said.

It was a sweet kiss. Warm. And Wen Ning wished it could last longer, but the snow was coming down, his nose was starting to run, and they were on the side of the road.

They stopped as a passing trucker blew their horn at them.

“We should get you home,” Aidan said.

“You need to put me down first,” Wen Ning said. 

“Oh shit!” Aidan said as he lowered him to the ground. “I’m sorry. I just--”

“It’s okay,” Wen Ning said. He didn’t mind. At all. “It’s nice.”

“That’s--” Aidan laughed and stepped to the side. “I’ll remember that.”

**********

“You’re late.”

Wen Qing stared at him through the computer screen, one judgy eyebrow raised. 

“I texted,” he said as he settled down with a cup of warm tea.

“Yes, but you are very late,” she said.

“I’m fine,” he promised. “My car hit a patch of ice, wound up in a ditch, and I have a flat.”

“You had to wait for a tow?” she asked. “Because you never replaced the spare.”

“Yes and no,” he said. “Aidan found me.”

“Aidan,” she said. Her tone implying far too many things.

“Hot firefighter Aidan?” Qingyang asked, leaning over his sister’s shoulder. “Respect, Ning. He’s hot as hell.”

“I am right here,” his sister said, as she stared up at her girlfriend.

“Yeah but, he’s fine,” Qingyang said. “And nice.” She kissed the top of Qing’s head. “Don’t worry, he’s a good guy. An actual good one. Not an asshole.”

“He is,” Wen Ning promised. “And he asked me why I didn’t have a spare replacement tire, or decent winter gloves, or a coat.” He said, appealing to his sister’s sense of priorities.

She narrowed her eyes for a moment, then nodded. “Fine, he sounds like he has some common sense. I’ll allow it.”

“So generous of you,” Qingyang said. She waved at him. “So, did he ask you out?”

Wen Ning nodded, unable to stop the grin on his face.

“Aww, you’re all grown up and getting ready to tap some firefighter ass!” she said.

“Qingyang!” 

Wen Ning put his tea down as he openly laughed at his sister and soon-to-be-sister-in-law. He missed them horribly now that he was so far away, but he loved coaching and teaching, he truly did love his work at Lan Academy. And maybe, just maybe, he was really starting to find his own place--his own home. 

Maybe he could have that soon, what he saw on the other side of the screen.

Tomorrow was the start of something. He hoped, he prayed, it was something good. 

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