#star studded movie

[deviiancetv]

Cinema Starview Presents: Where In the World is Agent Argylle??

When I first heard about this movie, I had no expectations that it would be good, but surprisingly… I kinda liked it!!!

Argylle is about a writer, Elly Conway, played by Bryce Dallas Howard. Elly is a recluse author who is the creator of a 4 part spy action comedy novel, starring the titular character, Agent Argylle (played by my hubby #21 Henry Cavill). While working on her 5th book, she gets plunged into this real world of spies, espionage, and conspiracy that mirrors the imaginative world she’s writing.

The action scenes were comical, like the train scene where the spy, Aidan is fighting everybody and Elly keeps envisioning him as her character Argylle. Aidan and Elly go on hijinx-filled adventures tracking down a file, she overhears a phone call between him and someone else where he threatens to k!|| her. She runs away and the big twist is Elly’s “dad” is Director Ritter, and her “mother” isn’t real. Aidan comes to rescue her, and they go to a wine farm where they meet a friend of his who reveals to Elly that she is the REAL agent Argylle, named Rachel Kylle.

This movie has A LOT of stars in it, including Dua Lipa, Samuel L. Jackson, John Cena, Ariana DeBose, Catherine O’Hara, and Bryan Cranston.

Usually, when you have a movie with so many big names, they never go well, but this one was a pretty good watch. Despite reviews, I liked this film because of its unseriousness, twists, and mass appeal for PG-13 audiences. My only wish is they actually had Henry Cavill, Dua Lipa, Ariana DeBose and John Cena in it a bit more. They’re all over promotional material, however aside from brief scenes or the first 5mins of the film, they no longer appear… which is a bummer because I was intrigued by them and the roles they played. I hope they continue this franchise, but fine tune a few things.

SCORE: 6.5/10 ⭐️

[romantodd]

Roman Todd

IG: Rapture_85; TikTok: @Romantoddnyc

[art--harridan]

[Image description: A digital drawing based on the film Saved!. It depicts Mary Cummings posed as if she's The Virgin Mary, arms outstretched and palms facing outwards. She's also wearing the robes. Underneath that, however, she's wearing her uniform alongside Patrick's shirt, which says "jesus" in a metal font. She's wearing neon green alien eye sunglasses, and has a bemused smirk on her face. Above her head, in red, there's hastily scribbled devil horns. The lineart for the piece is a dark green. The background is a college of images from the movie and its posters, primarily using the blue sky as a backdrop. The other most prominent elements are cross shapes, the censored word "fuck", and the title "saved!" in red lettering above her.]

Inktober - Day 19 (Plump)

Film - Saved! (Brian Dannelley, 2004)

[speedlimit15]

based on the 0 notes i got on my post about it yesterday i’m assuming none of you have seen Eagle Shooting Heroes (1993) so anyway if you like over the top kung fu comedy where people act like hanna-barbera cartoons complete with sound effects. ummm. well… you should watch it. i watched it twice yesterday. there’s so many classic gags i can’t even begin to name them. you WILL laugh guaranteed or you can unfollow me and block me and send me mean messages

[itsbrucey]

I know Dood is played as being rather young mentally/emotionally in comparison to the Teens, with them being very curious and impressionable. But part of me really likes the idea that they're holding back a little and in the back of their mind they're like " I can't fucking let these guys know I ate their great grandparents. And if they find out about the NeverWinter Incident I'm FUCKED."

[itwoodbeprefect]

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i am knocking at your door asking if you can spare me a minute of your time because i have an ot3 to sell you. and then i show you this video of tiny little 1948 home construction comedy mr. blandings builds his dream house and you, of course, are instantly convinced, and pay me back in 10k of fluffy domestic ot3 fic, and i say thank you, and cary grant and myrna loy and melvyn douglas get to live together forever and ever in their insanely cheap supposedly expensive 1948 dream house with their two kids and the parrot and the closet they keep getting locked into totally by accident for no reason, and all is right with the world.

[itsybitsybatsyspider]

Despite your best intentions, I will have to get you started on your hatred for turbo the snail. Please elaborate.

aight my dude you asked for it, buckle in because this is a long one. Also gonna tag @mooseonahunt because i know youre curious about my Turbo rant too. But i think that Turbo and his human friend, Tito, were the real antagonist assholes of that film.

Imagine you are a professional athlete. You've worked hard for years, spent countless hours and training and gone through multiple failures so that you can be the best at what you can do. You've put in the work and spent years of your life dedicating yourself to this sport and now finally, you've made it.

You're good at what you do and you want to be able to inspire others as well. You tell them that if you believe in yourself enough then you can do whatever you set your mind to. Because it's possible and you were able to do yourself.

The season is dwindling down and the big race that you've been training for is coming up. You've worked SO hard to be here and you're recognized as the top in your league. It's all been worth it.

And then you find out that one of your competitors is a snail.

a goddamn snail with super speed

i would lose it

So you have two choices now: 1. race the snail and beat it, and everyone will be like "Hey remember that super fast snail? How crazy is that?" or 2. get your ass whooped by a snail in a NASCAR RACE

it doesn't matter if the snail has dreamed about racing, because in the end it's a question of whether or not your career is going to be destroyed, because you'd be known as the guy WHO GOT BEAT BY A FUCKING SNAIL

Also the human character, Tito, who helped Turbo get into the race was a delusional-ass motherfucker who raced snails all day while his brother worked hard to keep their business open! And his brother had a rainy-day savings that was supposed to be used for the business for when their vital equipment broke down and Tito fucking STOLE IT?? AND LEFT AN 'IOU' NOTE???

If that were me i would be PISSED. Wouldn't matter if they won the race and got the winner money either because someone i trusted would've gone behind my back and stolen 10,000 DOLLARS FROM ME! TO ENTER A GODDAMN SNAIL IN A FUCKING RACE!!

i think he should've taken him to small claims court all honesty.

but yeah Turbo and Tito are delusional assholes and i believe they're the real antagonist of the movie. And there you have my Turbo rant that all of my friends and siblings and one of my coworkers has heard. Hope it met your expectations <3

[livvyofthelake]

like. kit kittredge is one of the all time great american girls... you can't deny her icon status she's like an unpretentious samantha... with peace and love to samantha of course. i'm just saying she's probably the most famous american girl doll and she deserves it...

[movieassholes]

Would you like to smell the bottlecap?

Insolent Waiter - The Muppet Movie (1979)

[baddingtonbitch]

casting agent really said "let's make people feel like they've been drinking paint"

[graphicgraphix]

Mark Hamill as Ken in the 1975 TV Movie Sarah T: Portrait of a Teenage Alcoholic

[munohlow]

Avi Arad and sony are definitely going to fuck this unless nintendo has an iron grip on them like they did with illumination and mario, which was still pretty generic besides the visuals

[romantodd]

Roman Todd

IG: Rapture_85; TikTok: @Romantoddnyc

[thestarmaker]

OH THE FUCKING LINK JUMPSCARE!!! THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF-GUARD

[kyliafanfiction]

Is it just me, or do most movies today just seem like they’re just going out of their way to find a premise where they can just stuff a bunch of famous actors in and call it a movie?

Like, I’m not saying never cast famous actors, god no, but there should be like... a limit. Because after a certain point, if you make the movie just about being star-studded...

[beachboysnatural]

Why couldn’t John Garfield have made ONE happy nice fun movie because now I have to watch all these miserable dramas