#stardew valley marriage canidates

[jlushie]

small crackfic request ??? anwyays, how would Seb, Abigail and Sam (seperately) react/say if you asked them "Would you still love me if i turned into a frog???☹️" HAHA TYSM

I love this idea so much. What more can I say? T0T

I sometimes wonder the exact same thing-

Enjoy this fun little crackfic!

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Sebastian, Abigail, and Sam with a Farmer Who Asks, "Would you Still Love me if I Turned into a Frog?"

Abigail:

What???

Honestly, she's a bit confused. She had absolutely no idea where that question had even come from. One second you two are playing games and the next you're asking a question like that? What's the connection??

She starts laughing at the silly question. You couldn't mean it literally, right?

"You've been around Sebastian too much babe."

She doesn't take it seriously until you give her that face.

She feels a little bad if she hurt your feelings. She didn't mean to! She just... didn't know you actually meant it so seriously!

"Aww baby don't look so sad it's making me feel bad! You know I'd love you if you were a frog! I'd still love you if you were the slimiest, weirdest looking frog ever!"

Is that a compliment??? Was that an insult?? You don't even know. At least you know she'll be stuck with you forever, right?

Sam:

You instantly got this man giggling. Not in the way Abi was, where he doesn't take you seriously at all, but more of just a flustered, sort of teasing giggle.

"Sunshine, of course I would."

You felt at ease he said it in such a kind way. It instantly makes you sigh in relief.

"...Though, it would be hard. I mean... I wouldn't be able to take you to many places like I do now. Wait... You wouldn't even be able to farm! A chicken might eat you or something too if you try to be cool with other animals! -"

...He's overthinking the question.

He suddenly looks panicked, grabbing you by the shoulders.

"Babe, how are you gonna come to my concerts? What would my family say if you were a frog!?"

He suddenly rests his head on yours, his mouth lifting into a bit of a smirk when out of your view.

"Just don't turn into a frog, okay? That would kinda suck."

Sebastian:

"Yes."

He didn't even think about it. His answer just kinda flew out of his mouth when he comprehended the question at hand.

He gives you a soft smile, resting his face in his hand as he stared at you with pure adoration.

"I'd get you a little frog house and a little frog farm. I'll make sure you're the happiest frog on the planet."

You turned bright red. It was just a goof and a gaff kinda question Seb not a serious life or death one.

He realized what he said, blushing a bit and avoiding your eyes.

"Sorry... Too weird?"

Not even in the slightest. He's just... A cute, frog loving dude T_T

[thecrazygamingzombie]

Wow! I actually managed to score a dance at the flower festival in the first year!

It's surprising because I only had three hearts with Haley when the festival started but a quick chat was just enough to tip it into the four heart category and get her to dance with me!

[dragondemoness]

New fandom unlocked: Stardew Valley

That’s right, I’m adding Stardew Valley to my list of fandoms. I know I’m not currently taking requests, but I figured I’d take the opportunity since I’m hyperfixating hard on the game right now

Plus, I thought I would add to the ‘x reader’ content, because there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of it, so why not?

⭐️ So! Starting, well, whenever I reopen requests, I will be writing for the marriage canidates or possibly single adults (usually aged up or platonic, depends on context)

⭐️ Married couples are iffy, and I’m not writing any child characters in adult or romantic situations

⭐️ As always, I will write platonic, romantic, poly and yandere, as well as fluff, angst and crack. And of course, LGBTQ+ is very much welcome

⭐️ I will not write abuse, NSFW, non-con or pedophilia

⭐️ I can write serious topics like depression or anorexia, but only recovery or comfort. I am not romanticizing these topics in any way

⭐️ If you have any questions, feel free to ask

(When I say married couples are iffy, I mean that I can write them platonically, but not so much romantically, for obvious reasons. It depends on the context, really)

Of course, Danganronpa and Persona 5 are always gonna be available to request, but I love this game so freakin’ much, so it’s there if you want it

[somedew-fictions]

Am I being greedy for sending two asks over twenty-four hours? Feel free to ignore me if I'm buggin' ya! ;) What do you think the bachelor/ettes all bring to the more "potluck" festivals? ... What do you think they would do if they screwed up what they were bringing?

I am going to interpret this into what they put in the soup for the Luau because Gus normally prepares all the food himself! Enjoy!

Sam - has tried to ruin the potluck before, but has since learned his lesson. He normally likes to add something sweet to the pot- the first sugary thing he sees going in. If he screwed up what he is bringing he wouldn’t care, used to have to do community service and hearing his mother's scolding tone.

Sebastian - would put off having to find something to put in until the day of, strolling into the kitchen to grab a fruit from the fruit bowl. If he messed up what he is bringing he would probably put up his hoodie and just leave without a word, hoping no one will accuse him later.

Shane - will bring the best egg from his blue chickens of course! and if he forgets because he blacked out the night before, the first thing he sees in Pierre’s store. If he messed up he probably wouldn’t care, shrugging it off because what could everybody expect? Its SHANE.

Elliott - the ripest fruit he can get his hands on; most likely a pomegranate. If he messes up he will probably return to his cabin and refuse to leave, hoping no one will notice he isn’t preset.

Harvey - brings vegetables to put in the soup in hopes to counteract anything horribly unhealthy someone else might bring *cough* sam *cough cough* If he messed up he would blush fiercely and apologize, not leaving the clinic for a few days afterwards because he doesn't want to face Mayor Lewis.

Alex - he asks his grandmother what he should bring and puts in whatever she gives him. If he has to choose on his own he will bring something full of protein, and if he messes up he will try to brush it off, trying not to realize how embarrassed he is.

Penny - will make something at home especially just to add it into the soup! If she messes up she probably won’t even go to the festival or avoid confrontation, sticking with Jas and Vincent to avoid conversation.

Abigail - will grab her favorite snack from her dad’s stock to bring, but if she forgets she will hide with Sebastian and Sam in hopes no one will comment, even though the boys most likely will tease her.

Maru - Has prepared for this a week in advance and has brought the perfect mushroom to add, hoping it will add magical properties to the soup. If she forgets she will ask her father to help her, not wanting to fail the town.

Leah - has a basket full of berries she has gathered over the last week to add, but if she accidentally forgets she will scrape together whatever food she has left in her house to hope it is good enough to bring.

Emily - asked Gus to help her bake something and taste test it, but if she messes up she will probably drop a crystal in the soup instead in hopes no one will notice or question it. It adds flavor, okay?

Haley - has no idea what to bring so she asks Emily to help her, probably ending on buying a fruit from Pierre’s. If she forgets she will ask Alex for help or go to Lewis and try and charm him into covering for her.

[rocksinmuffin]

whose ur fav marriage canidate in stardew valley?

I haven’t married/romanced anyone in my game because my farmer is a socially awkward weirdo who walks around with a skeleton mask and spends all day in the mines, but if I had to pick it would probably be Shane. His heart events seemed to have the most depth to them so his character feels more real to me than some of the others.

Still holding out for a Krobus/Dwarf/Wizard marriage update for the PS4. One day…

[sunnywarrior]

I am an incredibly bored child with no new games to play. Got any suggestions?

Hey Anon! I’m not sure what you play on but here’s a little list of some games I really enjoy! (Excluding things like Overwatch, Dragon Age, and Mass Effect because obviously those are my favorites). 

Borderlands: The Handsome Collection: I have a preference for Borderlands 2, but my favorite Borderlands characters are in Borderlands Presequel. Very funny, great characters and missions, and has lgbt representation. This game is great to play either alone or with friends (up to 4 players). 

Dishonored: I haven’t finished Dishonored 2 but Dishonored 1 is one of my favorite games of all time! The gameplay is very exciting, I enjoy the many ways you’re able to accomplish your mission both stealthy and hostiley!

Bioshock Collection: Bioshock along with Dragon Age is my favorite game series. It’s super fun and has very cool powers, there’s an interesting story, it’s got a very nice aesthetic. It can be scary but there’s like next to no jumpscares. All 3 games are very good I have a hard time choosing a favorite, but the best one is probably Bioshock Infinite

Portal 2: Awesome gameplay, cool mechanics, interesting story, and the villians are super great. GladOs is one of my favorite video game characters of all time. It’s a mind game/puzzle story game so it works your brain. 

The Forest: A game I’ve been playing with a couple of my friends recently, it’s a survival building game and it can be scary, you’re pretty much crash landed on a huge island inhabited by cannibals and your main goal is to find your missing son. It can be played solo or with friends! 

Unturned: A free to play blocky zombie survival game. I haven’t played it in awhile so i’m sure there’s been tons of updates. But it’s very fun to play I don’t have much to say about it but it’s a very special game for me 

Transformice: A free to play game  very simple very cute game where play as a mouse and you work with other players to reach the cheese on thousands of different maps. 

Stardew Valley: One of my depression games. It’s a farming simulator where you can romance any of the marriage canidates regardless of gender. It’s a very fun addicting game you can get lost in for hours

Viscera Cleanup Detail: A very satisfying game, you play a janitor and your job is to clean up a disaster in a variety of different maps. It’s a little bit graphic, as the disasters contain lots of blood, body parts, etc. But it’s very satisfying to watch your progress and clean the maps

The Settlers: Rise of an Empire: One of my favorite games, it’s a empire strategy game and you play the role of a king or queen and you control a leige of your choice and you build up settlements as you complete the story mode. You can also choose like a non story mode campaign and just play to build your settlement without the story.