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Do you maybe have any spicy polycule Vee headcannons? Or maybe more wholesome domestic ones?

By spicy are you meaning nsfw?

Wholesome I've got in spades!

Vox's sharks were gifts from Velvette and Valentino, that's why there's 2 of them, neither of them were willing to let the other have the credit for it knowing how much Vox loves sharks so they compromised and each gave him one

Vox always gives the others the best model of whatever tech they have (phones, tablets, laptops, etc) even if there's nothing wrong with the one they currently have

Valentino will always use his wings as blankets for his smaller partners, and he lives under cat rules, if one of his partners has decided to sit with him or lay on him he is now unable to move until they do first. (he's canceled entire filming sessions because Velvette fell asleep on him)

Velvette has a secret stash of candid pictures of the other vees, them acting stupid, mid-bite of their food, making goofy faces at each other, etc, but these pictures would never make it to social media, it doesn't fit their perfect brand, so she keeps them to herself, feels more special that way.

Vox always has to be in the middle when it's communal snuggle time, he's mostly unaware of the competitions that Val and Vel do to get the "better side" but he does have his suspicions. He does love being between them tho. It's comfortable and he feels very loved which is sometimes needed to get his insecurities to shut up for a few hours.

Vox has a weighted dinosaur stuffed animal Valentino gave him he laughed at it when it was given to him, but it sits on his desk now. Most of those who get to see his office are smart enough not to comment on it. Those who were stupid enough to mock it never left the office, not in one piece anyway.

Velvette loves cottagecore not that the rest of hell knows it, but her floor has a whole room dedicated to it. The boys will gift her little mushroom or flower shaped things to add to the room. (She has rooms for multiple aesthetics but only her boys know about the cottagecore one)

Valentino's antenna are very sensitive, he ONLY lets Vel and Vox play with them, and only when they're alone and done with work for the day, it's not an inappropriate type of sensitive (he kinda wishes it was sometimes) more of a very flustered and blushy kind of sensitive.

Vox's favourite thing are things that glow (as a result he really likes the avatar movies because of all the glowy shit), Val and Velvette will bring him almost anything glowy they find as a gift, he mockingly calls them penguins for giving him shiny rocks to which they will always shoot back that he's the penguin who accepts said shiny rocks.

Velvette wears a bracelet that each of her boys made for her, Valentino's is a simple braided friendship bracelet style in her favourite colours, while Vox's is an elegant silver bangle with her birthstone hanging from it.

I think that's enough for this round, if anyone wants any more headcanons let me know what you want to hear!

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Headcanons on how Valentino and Velvette try getting Vox to open up with them? (as Vox seems to be pretty closed off)

Oh an interesting question indeed.

Valentino's first attempt? Tried to get Vox drunk, because surely he'd open up when drunk right? Problem is that Val also drank and got drunk too, so even if Vox had opened up Valentino has absolutely no memory of it.

Second attempt? "No sex until you open up to me" Horrible idea for many reasons, first, Val got very pent up and frustrated, second, it made Vox feel like Valentino didn't want him which only made his insecurities worse.

Velvette's first attempt? "Sit the fuck down and start talking bitch." Backfired horribly, Vox got her to open up instead and she ended up sobbing in his arms.

Velvette's second attempt? A very stupid one she fully admits it, air dropping therapist's contact info.

Together? They tried to stage an intervention, ho boy did that not go well. He turned it back around on them so hard. "Oh yeah? How about how Velvette owns more outfits than there are days in the year? Or Val's anger issues or inability to keep it in his pants for more than 30 minutes?" It did not go well, major fighting ensued and none of them spoke to each other for a week.

Long story short they have no idea how to get Vox to open up and it's driving them crazy.

Hope that satisfies ya!

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have you thought about their morning routine & sleeping habits? (who's an early riser, messiest hair, who sleeps where etc)

Aw! We love domestic shit!

Vox is always the middle, who is on his right depends on who won the competition the night before. They always have a blanket but they end up using Val's wings as the blanket more often than not.

Valentino is the early riser actually, but he hates it. He'll just snuggle back into the other two and try to fall back asleep but he always fails. Once Velvette wakes up he'll accept defeat and slip out of bed with her.

Velvette has the messiest hair (given the fact she's the only one with hair really). Her and Valentino will head straight for the bathroom to get themselves together. She'll do a first pass through her hair with the brush while Valentino tames his neck and wing floof and runs a quick brush through his antenna. After which she'll sit down and Val will do her hair in whatever style he decides for the day, she almost always loves it, if she doesn't he'll just do something else.

The two of them will move to the kitchen, leaving the sleeping prince to have the bed to himself. Velvette will play music on her phone and they'll both work on making breakfast (which is the only shit they can cook) bobbing their heads or dancing to the music off Velvette's phone while they cook.

Vox will usually wake up once the smell of bacon hits him, heading to the bathroom to get ready for the day which starts with cleaning off his screen. After he's done getting ready he will get dressed and head to the kitchen where breakfast is usually almost done or just finished (he does have perfect timing lol)

Sometimes he'll pause in the doorway to watch the other two move about in the kitchen, sometimes taking pictures or videos if they're dancing together.

They'll always eat breakfast together and then one by one they leave to start their days.

Vox is always the last to leave, once the other two are gone he'll clean up the kitchen, putting the dishes away and starting the dishwasher before he leaves to start his work day.

Hope this satisfies ya!

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How would the vees react to one of them almost dying or actually dead

Oh you want an angst meal with extra sad. Comin' up!

There was the one time that Velvette got caught up in an extermination, she had been so badly hurt she lost consciousness. Valentino and Vox got there before the final blow was struck. Val's wings had been completely flared out to make himself look as big and intimidating as possible, Vox meanwhile appeared in a flash of electricity that just didn't leave him, sparking off his body and swirling around his claws dangerously. They were both absolutely pissed but Valentino had a very important job, getting Velvette to the safety of the tower. So he grabbed her and flew off as fast as his wings would take him while Vox had quite the time electrocuting the shit out of those angels. Obviously it didn't kill the angels but it did stun them long enough for Val to get away with Velvette. The angels had recovered fast tho and one had managed to throw an angelic spear through his screen, it nearly killed him, he had just enough energy to get himself into the power grid and get back to the tower where he promptly collapsed and shut down. Valentino was alone to deal with both of them on the brink of death, panicking and worried they'd never wake up, he patched up Velvette's wounds the best he could and screamed through the intercom for someone to send Vox's technician up to the floor they were on to fix his screen. It was the most terrifying night of Valentino's afterlife and one he REALLY doesn't want to repeat. (so that one is kind of a twofer)

Valentino has thankfully only been near death once, he pissed off the wrong person who set a trap for him and and tortured him for days using an angelic weapon they had picked up. This fucker made only one mistake, posting a picture about it online, Velvette saw it, her and Vox were there so fast. Vox started to deal with Valentino while Velvette took the angelic weapon and literally impaled the person up the ass with it, face it to say they were dead and she posted the pictures of it all over social media as a warning to anyone stupid enough to even think of trying something like that again.

Velvette wasn't around for the last time Vox and Alastor actually fought, she's only heard about it from Valentino since Vox doesn't like to talk about it. She knows Val will tease Vox about it to his face, but when Vox isn't around it's a totally different story. Valentino spins a tale of a horrifying night finding Vox on the destroyed battleground, thinking he was dead from the fight (especially because Alastor was nowhere to be seen so he assumed the victor left) He had been enraged trying to find Alastor but the deer demon was long gone, a small glitch from Vox was what indicated he was still alive which Val almost cried from relief. He took him back to the tower and got him fixed up, then proceeded to watch over his unconscious body for weeks with no sign of him waking despite how many times the technician told him Vox was fine it was just taking time to recover. (He wasn't happy to hear of Alastor's return and is happy Vox seems to be keeping his distance and just poking from afar this time)

Hope that does it for ya. I don't do character death stuff really, near death or believed death sure, not actual death. It's just not my style

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Someone asked for confessing headcanons.

Velvette confessed to Valentino by complete fucking accident, she gets very open and loose lipped on her livestreams and when someone asked her if she had feelings for anyone she was honest, not expecting that the boys watched her stupid 2 in the morning stream, but Valentino had been watching and went to go talk to her about it, so as she was hitting the end stream button the chat freaked out seeing Val's face behind her.

Valentino was much more intentional, he was up front about it when talking to her after the stream ended. She asked why he hadn't said anything sooner and he bluntly said "I've been trying to court you and Vox for over a year you two just don't get the fucking hint!" (Velvette felt so embarrassed that she hadn't realized sooner, especially because after that day, Valentino's gifts just seemed so fucking obvious!)

Vox tried to bury his feelings, especially after seeing those two get together, he didn't want to ruin anything but fuck was he jealous. Very jealous but also very sad, he wanted that dammit!

Vox didn't confess to them, they confessed to him first and asked him to join them as a polycule and he just lit up like a christmas tree and happily accepted.

They later grilled him on why he didn't say anything sooner and were actually very shocked to find out he was so deeply insecure he didn't think they'd ever want him.

Hope that gives you what you wanted! @roseofengland467

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HCs for each of the pairings (two of the vees) in the polyvee? Like their dynamic when it's just the two of them.

Oohh, love this question!

Velvette and Valentino will debate fashion for hours while doing makeovers (Vox doesn't see the appeal) they'll watch shitty tv shows in the bathroom and pick it apart while Valentino does Velvette's hair or while she applies a mud mask onto his face. There's been more than one time where Vox has walked in on the two of them having turned the penthouse bathroom into a spa and they've used the bathtub for a mud bath.

Other times Velvette and Valentino will have intense gaming sessions competing to see who is better at (insert game here) it's always changing. They make up stupid rules, they accuse each other of cheating, they throw out random things they get if they win. (More than once Vox's ass has been a reward for winning without him even knowing they're doing this)

Valentino and Vox will rent out a whole movie theatre for themselves. They'll eat snacks, talk loudly since there's no one to shush them and they'll just rip the movie apart even if they like it.

Valentino will often drag Vox out to dinner in a dingy diner that Vox is pretty sure wouldn't pass any sort of health inspection even for hell, but Valentino enjoys bringing him there for a little private date so he allows it. He'd die again before admitting he likes the food there tho.

Vox will take Velvette out to fancy dinners at expensive or trendy resturants and they'll talk for hours about almost anything. He's very charming not that Velvette would ever admit it out loud of her own accord. Then they'll usually end the night getting gelatto from Velvette's favourite place and slowly walking back to the tower continuing to talk, maybe a little lighthearted teasing thrown in.

There has been a few times when Vox has convinced Velvette to "play spies" with him. He'll allow her to dress them both up in whatever spy outfit she wants, and their task is to snatch something off Valentino without him noticing them, funnily enough they've yet to succeed, but they've gotten close before, they find it fun.

As for the dynamics there's a couple of fun things

Velvette and Valentino being the chaotic gossipy bitches who have been trying to come up with a way to get Alastor’s head on a silver platter for Vox- as an anniversary gift

Velvette and Val are chaotic people- more so when Vox isn’t around to reign them in. He has gotten calls from a fucking imp prison because Velvette ended up here… with Valentino’s encouragement

Velvette and Vox- They are… weirdly calm. Velvette seems to almost feed off the energy in the room. So if Vox is calm she’s pretty much on the same wavelength. Sometimes they’ll just sit there and scroll through social media or work. (Just kind of enjoying being in the same space even if not actively doing something together)

When Velvette isn’t calm it’s a different story. Long rants- sometimes telling Vox to find a universal remote and mute himself. He knows to just sit and listen and wait so they can talk rationally about it.

Valentino and Vox are not on the same wavelength but simultaneously are. They don’t need to talk to do a task together because they’ve known each other so long. If they are cooking together for example: (more like Vox is cooking and Val is handing him things) Valentino will rant and rant to Vox about the studio. And Vox will passively listen and make him see logic by treating him like a toddler sometimes. Meanwhile, they’re flawlessly handing each other things they need. Whisk? Handed over. Valentino shutting a pantry door that Vox almost backs into

It’s no offence to Velvette but most of the time if Vox is angry he goes to Valentino. Even if it’s not the smartest move. Sometimes you need someone to be angry with you. To take you to a shooting range or axe throwing or something. To a damn rage room (that’s not recommended for Vox anymore because Val almost hit him with a bat.)

Hope I gave you what you wanted!

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I saw this @juniperwho

I hadn't actually thought of that but now that you mention it, yes. I have decided that is now part of my headcanon-verse lol

Vox turns off his screen so he is in fact blind and also can't really talk, he can still hear tho. He hates it, but he does it to keep himself and the others safe, he trusts them with that moment of vulnerability. They will hold him close and whisper praises to him that he's doing good.

They let him know when the danger has passed so he can turn his screen back on.

Thank you for this, I genuinely hadn't thought of it but now I definitely am.

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How do you think a typical extermination day goes in the Vee household?

Extermination day headcanons coming right up!

The tower completely locks down, you can still see out of the windows but they're heavily reinforced and nothing can see into them.

They will allow the favourites of their owned souls to take shelter inside the tower, but a lot of the time the lowest earners aren't allowed in so competition to not be a low earner is very high leading up to an extermination (sometimes its when the best work gets done all year)

They usually have all their snacks and entertainment set up ahead of time. The only time they didn't was when they had been so busy they forgot about the extermination altogether, none of them were willing to go out that close to extermination so they just stayed in and made due with what they had already.

Even tho the tower locks down they're still extra careful, all the lights outside the tower turn off, even most of the electronics and lights inside the tower are turned off as well, especially close to windows. The employees can find a couple of TVs to watch the extermination feeds in rooms that have no windows and are located in lower floors in the middle of the floor, far away from the outside. (All phones are still allowed as long as you're in a room with no windows)

One time an employee broke that rule and Vox had been so pissed he had found an angelic weapon and killed the sinner himself because they put everyone in the tower in danger including him and the other Vees.

The Vees themselves will hold up in Velvette's floor since it's the floor the furthest from the penthouse. (it goes the penthouse, Vox, Valentino, Velvette) and they'll watch in a room tucked away from the windows.

Vox will often make a nest of all their blankets and pillows in the corner of the room for if they decide to sleep but they usually don't out of anxiousness.

If the exterminator angels get too close to the tower everything in the tower shuts off even the TV's to watch the extermination, that's usually when the blanket nest gets used. The Vees will move to it and curl up together, hiding under Valentino's wings and staying as quiet as possible until the sensors indicate the angels have moved on from the area and the TVs come back on.

But usually its pretty chill, the angels don't usually go near the tower because there's not usually much to go after around there, so the Vees just sit back to watch the chaos and violence usually with some popcorn and soda.

And when all is said and done the three will go to the windows and watch the fireworks that mark the end of the extermination together.

at least those are my headcanons for it ^-^

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Do the Vees take care of each other when one of them gets sick? How do they each act?

Ah yes, sickness, the thing I loathe more than anything else and try to avoid at all costs.

As completely expected when Valentino is sick he bitches and moans about it the whole time. Velvette and Vox are always there with things for him to do, blankets and nice hot soup courtesy of Vox. Valentino doesn't get sick super often but when he does it tends to last for a while even if it's just a simple cold it just sticks around. Velvette and Vox refuse to snuggle him even tho he desperately wants snuggles while he's sick, but he understands why they refuse, doesn't mean he wont pout and whine about it.

Velvette has the worst immune system out of the 3 of them, she gets sick often enough (at least once every other month) and it pisses her off. Thankfully her bouts of sickness are short, never lasting longer than 3 days, still angers her. The boys will pamper her and take care of her. Like with Val Vox will make soup for her, Val will do her hair and her nails to "keep you looking lovely~" and they watch all her favourite "stupid shows" (aka shows she deems stupid but still watches anyway). Val will snuggle her if she asks for it but she rarely does.

Vox very rarely gets sick, but when he does it hits him like a fucking train. Unfortunately for Vel and Val, Vox's stance on being sick is "remain out of sight." so they actually are unaware that he can get sick. Every time he's sick he hides away and tries to deal with it himself, it always lasts minimum of a week, usually closer to 2 weeks, he fucking hates it. They have no idea where he goes and he doesn't answer when they ask. All they know is there's lots of flickering lights while he's gone which is a direct result of him glitching while sick because he's overheating from the fever. He hates being sick, on top of it just sucking he feels so vulnerable the whole time and he hates it. He's always hidden away in a tiny little room in the tower to curl up and half hopes he dies again because it sucks so much, no one knows where it is except Vox.

Hope you enjoy! If you feel I've missed anything lemme know!

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What’re the vees’s love languages? Like how do they express and revive love?

Oh I've touched briefly on their love languages before but let's dive a bit deeper shall we?

On top of Vox's list of things he could gift them, he also has 3 lists of date ideas. One for each of them specifically and the other for dates for all 3 of them. As a result he's usually the date planner.

If it's something he can do then Valentino will do tasks for the others, not usually, since he only has a slight acts of service love language, but when theres a task he knows how to do for them he does it while refusing to let them help him.

Vox has a physical touch love language as well as his gift giving love language. He loves when Velvette and Val get touchy feely or snuggly with him, he rarely admits it tho.

One of Velvette's love languages is words of affirmation for her boys, she'll praise them and compliment them and loves to make them blush if she can.

On the flip side (their love languages being turned back on themselves)

When Valentino has had a rough late night at the studio then in the morning he'll find his alarm has been turned off and he'll find Vox and Velvette making him breakfast.

Vox and Val will attempt to turn Velvette's words of affirmation back on her, while it doesn't normally work like it does when she turns it back on them they can sometimes get her to blush.

Vox has very picky and sometimes very expensive tastes, when the others find out about a specific thing hes looking for they often go to great lengths to find it for him and will leave it out in a spot he can find it. One time they found a tea pot he was missing from a set that he had been looking for for a long ass time and they left it sitting on the kitchen island for him to find, he was so damn happy he almost cried.

Hope that is what you wanted!

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Have any anniversary headcanons?

Ooohh interesting

Velvette and Valentino started dating long before they started dating Vox so they have a different anniversary for each other vs their anniversary with Vox.

Velvette always gets flowers for Valentino, everyone thinks it would be the other way around but Val loves receiving flowers from her, especially dyed roses of any colour, he finds them so fun.

Valentino will buy her chocolates from her favourite chocolate place, fancy or simple and everything in between he gets all her favourites and gives her a nice basket of chocolate as a present.

Vox will always go out shopping with Velvette for her anniversary outfit for her anniversary with Valentino, she does NOT need his help but he goes with her anyway. At that point he becomes a living bag rack to carry all her shopping bags, she always looks lovely for the date tho.

Valentino kidnaps Angel for his outfit planning (Doesn't matter if it's his anniversary with Velvette or Vox) it's the one of the only times Angel doesn't mind being near Val. Especially because he can freely mock Val without any fear of consequences, but when all is said and done he shows up to his date with Velvette looking awesome every time.

Since they started dating Vox on the same day it's a shared anniversary.

Vox tries so hard to make the anniversary special, he'll arrange a lovely dinner, maybe an outing before or after said meal, have gifts. For some reason he seems to feel the need to perform for them which causes no end of confusion for the other two (and slight amusement)

They usually spend the day showering their TV boi with love and gifts and will go along with whatever he has planned for their anniversary.

One time in the month leading up to their anniversary Vox had a nightmare where they forgot their anniversary with him and went out for a date by themselves. The two of them calmed him down and got him back to sleep, then proceeded to vow to never even pretend to forget the anniversary.

Hope you enjoy these!

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Vscation headcanons???

Unfortunately, they're all workaholics who don't really take vacation.

Their idea of a good vacation is staying at home, not going anywhere and just enjoying spending time with each other for like a week straight.

It's hard for the other two to convince Vox to disconnect from work, or Velvette from her phone.

Lots of snuggles, games, competition (from Velvette and Valentino) and lots of laughter at stupid shit.

Oh and Velvette and Val harrassing whatever poor delivery person or employee who is unlucky enough to have to deliver something to the three overlords.

Sorry I don't have a ton for this topic, I genuinely believe these three don't really do vacations.

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What were each of the Vees like when they realized they've fallen for their fellow Vees?

Oh this is a fun question.

Velvette was in denial for as long as fucking possible, no way could she fall for 2 idiots like them, but when she finally realized she got so flustered and she really hates being flustered, so she then proceeded to lock herself away in her floor and refused to talk to them. (neither of which could guess why and were very confused)

Valentino fell fast and hard, he did easily admit it to himself but then also had no idea what to do. He tried to get them gifts like flowers and chocolates to try and show he liked them but they did not get the hint, they were more confused by his sudden change in behavior than anything much to his sadness that they didn't seem to understand his gifts.

Vox was the one tiktok audio the "oh dear god fuck why!?" as soon as he realized he had fallen for Valentino (who he did fall for before Velvette). It was easier to process his feelings for Velvette but he was so sure neither of them would ever like someone like him that he just kinda buried himself in his work and tried to remain out of their sight.

At least that's my own headcanons of it.

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Could you do some headcanons on what Val and Vel think of Vox's obsession with Alastor and how they react to learning about it?

Oooh interesting

Val wasn't very surprised at all, he's known Vox for a while and knows him and Alastor have a past even if Vox doesn't talk about it much. He still thinks it's ridiculous tho.

Velvette was surprised since she found out about it not long after meeting them, thought it was a bit weird.

They both plot Alastors death together, not knowing to use his head as an anniversary present or hide his body so Vox never knows he died, they truly don't know how Vox would react and that's what's stopping them from enacting their plans. (or so they claim)

They do find Vox's behaviour when Alastor is around kinda funny, he gets all nervous yet tries to act like he doesn't care but they know he does.

But they know that the last time Vox and Alastor fought was bad enough that Vox was badly injured and Alastor disappeared for 7 years so they really don't like Alastor and are concerned about Vox now that Alastor has returned.

Didn't have too many headcanons for this one but I hope this fulfills your request!

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One Cup of Insecurity - Trans_disaster_gay - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]

This was inspired by the one person who asked for Velvette and Val getting Vox to open up to them.

Hope everyone enjoys it!

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He Leans - Trans_disaster_gay - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]

I realized that I never posted the link to this little oneshot I wrote.

So for anyone who likes my Poly Vees headcanons, here's a fun little oneshot from my headcanon-verse lol

Hope you enjoy!