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On This Day in Schitt's Creek: May 3

2019

Pride [david/patrick, G, 2,162] by Thechargingsky

David has his reasons why he doesn't want to go to Pride, but knows Patrick wants to go. Part of being in love is doing things for the ones you love, right?

Rings [david/patrick, T, 1,594] by togglefrog

Patrick has to find a way to get his hands on David’s rings without arousing suspicion. That shouldn’t be hard, because David is somehow the most oblivious person on Earth when it comes to this sort of thing. Ft. Stevie, a Party Girl™

Your Wings Prepare to Fly [david/patrick, E, 35,002] by @icmezzo

Wings on a human? Incorrect. David Rose had them anyway, at least sometimes. But given that he loathed them all the time, with every luxuriously moisturized cell in his body, he did whatever it took to keep them hidden away. It hadn’t even been particularly difficult—at least, not until Patrick Brewer started looking.

2020

[podfic] Snuggle [david/patrick, G, podfic] by @distractivate @olive2read

Patrick is determined to win the laundry standoff...

For the Sake of Proficiency [david & stevie, E, 1,792] by VieLeGuerre

He walked out of the bathroom and saw her sitting casually at the table, still in her jeans and flannel, one foot on the ground and the other up on the opposite chair. She raised her eyebrows at him and took another sip from the longneck in her hand. “You done?” she asked, deadpan with notes of impatience and appreciation. He cocked an eyebrow and raised his jaw, looking through his lashes down at her. She took in all that face, all that skin. He always looked so beautiful.

Into Dust [david/patrick, M, 911] by @wi22iou

Patrick and Twyla sing a poignant song relating to The Handmaid's Tale Season 3 finale to help them process. It gets emotional.

Rainy heart [david/patrick, G, 1,424] by @msarahv

Sometimes, a rainy days occurs. Sometimes it passes. But one is never the same.

stars shining bright above you [david & stevie, G, 1,139] by @hullomoon

Sometimes it's easier to have heartfelt conversations when it's dark out.

The 3 Times David had a “Moment” and the 1 Time it Wasn’t David [david/patrick, T, 6,267] by Its_Me_Sb

Everyone is well aware of David’s many instances of dramatics as a result of a stressful or overwhelming situation, and every time Patrick is there to make it better. But everyone has their moments. OR The three time David lets stress get to the better of him, and the one time Patrick has a bit of an overwhelming day himself.

this is a place where i feel at home [david/patrick, G, 1,458] by @mariss-ugh

They try not to be home this late on Tuesdays, but they’ve been putting in extra hours the past month working on their five-year plan. With their wedding and moving into their house behind them, they’ve decided to focus on building out their business.

Vanquished [david/patrick, G, 3,594] by @codswalloping

Patrick absolutely refuses to be sick on Christmas Eve.

we'll take the world together [alexis & david, M, 6,244] by @landofsonlali

5 times David takes care of Alexis and 1 time Alexis takes care of him

Young at Heart [david/patrick, E, 46,961] by @agoodpersonrose

Post-Season Six AU. David and Patrick have been married for five years and life has never been better. In the midst of preparing to open their third storefront, a magical accident involving a strange new vendor and a bad batch of wrinkle cream leaves David with a new look that threatens to change their world as they know it.

2021

all that you got, skin to skin [david/patrick, E, 3,237] by @schittyfic

For midnightstreet's prompt: Patrick loves David's body hair (and David has come to like it too), but when David decides to get a full-body wax just for the heck of it, Patrick loses his fucking mind.

As it has Always Been [david/patrick, T, 2,485] by @agoodpersonrose

It must be the fifth or sixth time the Brewers have met David. But the first time that they have seen him truly angry.

Aubade [david/patrick, G, 229] by petrichor_apothecary

Patrick and David enjoy a morning together out in their back yard.

baby, don't let go [david/patrick, G, 100] by @seadeepy

David claimed he was waiting because Patrick kept sending him gifts, but Patrick thinks he understands the real reason.

everyday the hold is getting tighter (and it troubles me so) [stevie/ruth, M, 1,228] by budd

Stevie and Ruth end up sharing the last bed at the newest addition to Rosebud Motel Group. Title from "Under Attack" by ABBA

Flying Coach [david/patrick, T, 8,930] by @lisamc-21

David uses a piece of his Blouse Barn money for an (unfortunately depressingly economical) European vacation before he opens his store and he won't have the time or money to travel. After the literal worst day of travel he's ever experienced, a knight in shining blue polyester comes to his rescue. Even a cranky and jet-lagged David can't withstand the power of Patrick Brewer's kind, teasing earnestness.

it's never too late [stevie/twyla, G, 1,000] by budd

Twyla works through queer feelings revolving around her crush of thirteen years, Stevie Budd.

lead me back home, back into your arms [david/patrick, T, 2,797] by @maxbegone

He breaks the silence. “You shouldn’t feel guilty, you know,” he begins, taking a corner of the towel on Patrick’s shoulders and dabbing it across his collarbone. “For not telling them.” -- A missing scene in the apartment during Meet The Parents.

Leaving Aside the Circumstances [david/patrick, E, 9,311, CW: noncon/dubcon] by @unfolded73

David and Patrick are running a general but very specific store on a space station when they get abducted by aliens. And then they have to have sex because this is tropefest.

Love Keeps the Cold Out [david/patrick, T, 15,291] by @thesleepyskipper

David gets out of the rental car at the base of the mountain and immediately shivers as the cold air hits his face. He’s quickly realizing that he may not be properly dressed for the weather, wearing a thin knit olive-coloured toque, his favourite Rick Owens lace-ups and a black peacoat over his usual designer sweater and black jeans. As the wind whips across his exposed knees, it also occurs to him that he probably should have avoided the ripped ones for this trip. Or at least on the days when he’d be forced to brave the elements. Despite the somewhat-fond memories lingering in the back of his mind, he quickly becomes aware that this trip has a distinct purpose outside of spending weeks at a time as a professional ski bunny. David takes a trip to a ski resort in Quebec to meet a new possible vendor for Rose Apothecary, with Stevie, Alexis and Ted tagging along for the ride. During an unfortunate incident, David is trapped with a handsome stranger who is trying to escape from his past. Will this vacation potentially be a success for both his store and his love life?

The Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch [david/patrick, M, 26,226 + podfic + art] by Amanita_Fierce @danieljradcliffe @delilah-mcmuffin @sarahlevys @fishyspots @godoflaundrybaskets @hagface @hullomoon @januarium @kiwiana-writes @middyblue @nontoxic-writes @ratchet @rhetoricalk @roguebebe @schittposting @ships-to-sail singsongsung @sparklesmagiclightlove @sunlightsymphony @swiftlythebest @schitthappens

Hello, I am Wendy Kurtz, proprietor of the Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch, the world’s premier spot for couples looking to get a speedy divorce and connect with other soon-to-be divorcees. I’d like to highlight the stories of five couples, who rearranged into five other couples, from some past summer. These ten people came to the Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch with the intention of ending a marriage, and got that and so much more. I could recount their journeys with 100% accuracy, but where’s the fun in that? Let’s let them tell us themselves. OR: One crazy summer in Las Vegas brings the heat and then some. Featuring art and podfic with every chapter!

this magnetic force of a man [david/patrick, G, 100] by @seadeepy

Twyla talks to Patrick at the baby sprinkle. Patrick doesn't finish his sentence.

2022

Like the First Time [david/patrick, T, 1,656] by poemme

Fic bunny from the quote: "I've kissed like a thousand people, but nobody that I cared about, or respected, or thought was nice."

Six O'Clock [david/patrick, T, 2,433] by mindswindowsdoors

"Oh. Hi...Patrick." David doesn’t know how to respond. It's a little weird. He likes Patrick just fine. More than fine. More than he should for a business partner. David's only human. Patrick is hot and new, and more importantly - it'll pass. This...crush thing. Not getting laid isn't exactly helping either. Anyway. Not the point. He and Patrick haven't hung out socially and it's kind of awkward running into him during a hunting expedition for randoms at a seedy bar.

The Chalet [david/patrick, M, 874] by mindswindowsdoors

David and Patrick get away.

2023

Rose from the Ashes [david/patrick, E, 72,210] by @likerealpeopledo-on-ao3

Meet David Rose and Patrick Brewer, the two men who were found living on a deserted island for over forty-five days after the Blayze Music Festival went up in smoke. Documentary filmmaker (town council member, real estate agent, closet organizer, and photographer) Ray Butani has assembled an in-depth, first-person account of one of the more positive outcomes of the fraudulent festival: the romance that blossomed amongst the chaos. Binge read all eight episodes to learn how getting lost led David and Patrick to find both themselves and each other.

Scruff [david/patrick, G, 100] by @sspaz1000

Patrick hopes that today is the day David comes back.

2024

[Podfic] 50 Shades [david/patrick, G, podfic] by @hullomoon

David’s tested every shade from Greige to Pewter, whereas Patrick, prefers plain Blue, and thought, they’d reached a compromise with Slate Blue. Or, the first time Patrick and David paint and decorate their cottage. [podfic of 50 Shades]

[podfic] Maison Valentino [david & alexis, G, podfic] by @schitthappens

A surprise visit from Alexis gets David thinking more deeply about the fluidity of his wardrobe and identity. Podfic of Maison Valentino by bigficenergy.

Stats:

No fanworks for 2017 or 2018 2019: 3 fics/38,758 words 2020: 10 fanworks (9 fics, 1 podfic)/69,856 words 2021: 12 fanworks (11 fics, 1 fic + podfic + art combo)/70,934 words 2022: 3 fics/4,693 words 2023: 2 fics/72,310 words 2024: 2 podfics Total: 32 fanworks (28 fics, 3 podfics, 1 fic + podfic + art combo)/256,854 words

[roseapothecary]

@lgbtqcreators event 14 ♡ growth ↳ schitt's creek discord profiles [insp][template]

[humblefryingpan]

The chemistry Alexis had with every woman she met was insane, girl was stressed about those ugly ass guys while effortlessly rizzing up Twyla and Stevie

[farm-witches-fic-recs]

Any recs featuring minor characters, with or without David and/or Patrick? If that's too specific, how about Twyla to start?

Hi friend!

We'll do better than that. Here's a round up with a smattering of everyone:

Clint and Marcy

all the joy that is to come - @myolivebranch

Clint and Marcy - houdini74 (@mostlyinthemorning)

Good People - @trueillusion82

he hung the moon so he could paint the stars�� - startswithhope (@language-of-love)

He Shines - @smallumbrella369

He’s Not Coming Home (Because He’s Already There) - @delilah-mcmuffin

Make it Better - @agoodpersonrose

an old-fashioned man - the_hodag

You Might Say I'm Here for You - @weathereyehorizon

Rachel

Filled your cup until it overflowed - yourbuttervoicedbeau (@kiwiana-writes)

I'm no aesthete - firmandfruity

Meant to Be - @trueillusion82

Ray

A Day With Ray - AWorldOfDreams

MURDER in Schitt's Creek - @rosedavid

Swiping Regret - @treepyful

You look fine - @lizzie-bennetdarcy

Ronnie

Climbed a mountain and I turned around - another_Hero

Come In From The Cold - Amanita_Fierce, @doublel27

Conference Companions - @rosedavid

Conflict Control Group - @authorbynight

Finding Her Own Way - @statueinthestone

Five Times Ronnie Was a Friend to David and One Time She Was a Friend to Patrick - @unfolded73

A Good Breakfast Ruined - @mallpretzles

A Little Less Alone - @neelyo67

When the Tiers Start to Fall (I Won't Wipe Them Away) - @landofsonlali

Stevie

between nothing but the thin air and the unknown - @dinnfameron

bound to happen - @apothecarose

Fit - @wellschitt

Fresh Coat of Paint - @doublel27

Home at Last - @januarium, RhetoricalQuestions (@rhetoricalk)

I Don't Wanna Talk - @jettestar

I never saw it happening - yourbuttervoicedbeau (@kiwiana-writes)

A Paradigm of Stitches - middyblue

Towels - therapychicken

you got me (and i get you) - middyblue

Twyla

All my secrets are safe in your heart as well… - RhetoricalQuestions (@rhetoricalk), Typewrites

Captive on the carousel of time - @designatedgrape

Doing What Makes You Smile - @alysiswritingao3fics

Everything That We'd Ever Need - middyblue

Hide Your Diamonds, Hide Your Exes - middyblue

Hop on the Purple Line - @kindofspecificstore

i got a feeling (there's a miracle due) - doingthemost (@sarahlevys)

Knits by Twyla - edriss (@pretendtofly)

and my task’s but begun - @treepyful only if you let me - roseapothecarys

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It's the last day of reveals! We hope you've enjoyed all the wonderful holiday fics so far, and here are a few more tasty treats!

Creator reveals will begin one week from today (12/30)!

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DAY SIX REVEALS

Merry Christmas, David Rose

[David/Patrick, E, 14,031 words]

He doesn’t have any intention of staying in Schitt’s Creek, he knows it’s a stepping stone on his path to, hopefully, something better for him.

And he can’t imagine working here for too long: a shopping mall named Pa-Ray-dise, for a ridiculous man that insists on using his face as a marketing strategy –despite Alexis’ best efforts.

He exhales and looks at the people closing their stores and getting ready to go home. In front of him, on the lower floor, he observes how Alexis’ brother closes the store he works in and starts rolling a scarf around his neck as he walks towards the exit. The thought that he’s beautiful surprises Patrick, who’s never thought about a man on those terms before. But he is. Jet black hair, perfectly coiffed, long lean legs, a strong upper body wrapped in an expensive looking coat…

David. His name is David, his brain supplies.

Patrick watches him leave, feeling unsettled by the sudden impulse to follow the man, and a strange sensation unexpectedly lodged on his gut.

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A Cold Winter's Night

[David/Patrick, T, 5,148 words]

They fell asleep not long after sliding between the covers, Patrick spooning David, as they often did, already dreaming of the white Christmas he hoped they’d wake up to, and the prospect of sharing more Brewer holiday traditions with his husband in the morning.

What he didn’t expect was to wake up in the wee hours of the morning with chattering teeth and David clinging to him like a koala bear, not to mention a distinct chill in the air that was most definitely not right.

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Johnny on the Spot

[David/Patrick, G, 3,727 words]

Patrick and David visit the Brewers for Christmas for the first time since Patrick has moved to Schitt's Creek.

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we'll take a cup of kindness yet

[David & Rachel, G, 1,945 words]

He hasn’t actually seen Rachel since that fateful day at the motel. She didn’t come to the wedding, though she was invited. He knows that she and Patrick have been talking more and more, trying to work their way across the crevasse of time and history to becoming what they always should have been, which is best friends. David’s interactions with her have been minimal, though, and he definitely wasn’t expecting to see her here—he doesn’t do well with surprises, especially when that surprise is his husband’s ex-fiancée looking at mediocre cheese.

David runs into Rachel while on an errand for Marcy and it's definitely not weird at all.

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[podfic] Friends and Family Night

[Stevie/Twyla, G, 17:01]

“I want to meet Twyla,” David said as he plopped into a seat next to Stevie’s desk. She raised her eyebrows at him in what she hoped was a very clear ‘no.’

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Aka, the Score adjacent fic where David wants to meet Stevie's girlfriend Twyla.

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CREATORS: If your works were released today, please don’t forget to update your posting date!

[lifeislikeasong]

New obsession… Schitt’s Creek is absolutely EVERYTHING to me… however, I am very well aware of the fact that I am a number of years late to the bandwagon; BUT yo’ girl has finally arrived ���🥹🥹♥️♥️♥️

The entire Rose family, Twyla, Stevie, Mutt and Ronnie have my heart.

God Bless Dan and Eugene Levy for creating such an authentic, inspiring piece of television history. I hope and pray for a reboot or movie soon ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Catherine O’Hara is a queen.

Annie Murphy will forever be iconic.

I will never shut up about this show.

[chronic-hyperfixator]

Schitt’s Creek Headcanons

Moira - Bisexual

David - Pansexual

Alexis - Omnisexual

Stevie - Bicurious

Twyla - Aceflux - Polysexual

Patrick - Gay

Jocelyn - Aromantic - Pansexual

Ronnie - Lesbian

Mutt - Polysexual

Ray - Gay - Asexual

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On This Day in Schitt's Creek: April 29

2019

gay sex starter kit [david/patrick, E, 4,757] by mihaly

Patrick may be emotionally and mentally ready to bottom for David, but he is in no way physically ready to take David's massive cock. David has an idea to get him there.

Hurts 2B Human [david/patrick, T, 2,523] by @wildxwiredmakes

David has never enjoyed his birthdays, mostly because he’s never had anyone to celebrate with. Sure, there were people, but they were just bodies, just faces beaming up at him with fake sincerity as he bought yet another round of drinks. His birthdays always reminded him how alone he was... — OR what I think would happen if David didn’t go to dinner with Patrick on his birthday.

Let Me Be Your Prince Charming [david/patrick, NR, 3,113] by deathbysandblk

David's POV of the night in "Damsel in Distress"

2021

[Podfic] birth is a curse (and existence a prison) | written by monsterbate [david/patrick, M, podfic] by Tipsy_Kitty

“You’ve seen Beauty and the Beast, David.” Alexis is trimming her nails again. They seem to be growing faster than usual, like David’s hair, which is a thing he is not going to dwell on. “The Emma Watson vehicle?” Stevie scoffs. “Are you claiming to have never seen the original Disney masterpiece?” “Okay, excuse me for not remembering an early 90s cartoon like some kind of manual for living or something—” “Anyways, this is that. You’re trapped in an enchantment of your own screw-ups. Congratulations.” Stevie throws her hands wide like some bastardization of jazz hands. “Wait—am I Dan Stevens in this situation? Because that’s not going to work. Like, at all.”

[Podfic] Save the Date [david/patrick, G, podfic] by Amanita_Fierce @hagface @schittyfic

“I could go with you,” David offers tentatively. “Pretend to be your date?” An almost fake dating fic. [Podfic of "Save the Date," written by schittposting]

All the doors I closed one time will open up again [david/patrick, G, 100] by @simplymarleycat

A drabble where David's dreams take him back, but his present quickly reminds him of the truth.

Basically His Only Friend [alexis & johnny, NR, 1,414] by jmda4

(Takes place during 5x13 The Hike) Minutes after realizing that she'd miss her family, Alexis feels her stomach drop when she checks her phone and sees a stream of missed texts from Stevie."Your Dad's in the hospital. They don't know what's wrong.""We're at Elmdale Hospital. He was having chest pain and couldn't breathe.""Alexis?"

Budd is a dud! Vote Sands. [stevie/twyla, T, 7,718] by @samwhambam

Her and Twyla are friends. Not great friends. But friends who get high together at parties and have known each other for a long time. And up until right now, she thought they were better friends than a shitty, mean campaign slogan. The enemies to lovers fic where Stevie and Twyla are both running for the same seat on town council.

David Rose vs the House Hippo [david/patrick, T, 1,100] by @mostlyinthemorning

David and Patrick’s new house comes with a surprise tenant and David’s not sure how he feels about it. Patrick, on the other hand, is very excited.

Do we soon forget the things we cannot see? [david/patrick, t, 5,516] by @kiwiana-writes

David grimaces. He doesn’t not believe in ghosts, and he’s watched enough horror films in his time to know that summoning them on purpose does not, in fact, seem like a great idea. “Is that really a high school slumber party thing, though?”

Fall Off a Bridge, Please [david/patrick, T, 7,661] by @hagface

“I told you,” he says, “You’ve got to answer a question.” “You never said I had to do anything,” David bites back, the pitch of his voice climbing ever higher. “If you’re that hung up on semantics I should clarify that it’s actually a riddle.” “A riddle!” David knows he’s yelling now because he can hear his voice echoing down the bank and through the trees. “What are you,” he asks, “some kind of troll?” “Actually—” the man smiles again, “—yes.” OR: Patrick is a troll who guards the Schitt's Creek bridge. David must answer his riddles in order to cross into Elmdale, where he works at The Blouse Barn.

I had a thought dear, however scary [david/patrick, G, 511] by petrichor_apothecary

Patrick does a bit of thinking a couple weeks before proposing to David.

so this is the miracle that i've been dreaming of [david/patrick, T, 10,335] by @hullomoon

After finally accepting the arranged marriage his parents made, David meets Patrick. Sparks fly and now David has to figure out whether he will follow through with the marriage or be with Patrick.

The Guestbook of David Rose and Patrick Brewer [gen, G, 900] by @landofsonlali

“A home isn't always the house we live in. It's also the people we choose to surround ourselves with.” — The House in the Cerulean Sea A look through the entries in David and Patrick's wedding guestbook

2022

You're As Cold as Ice [david/patrick, g, 1,026] by mindswindowsdoors

The door to the guest room squeaks open and David hears his husband's frustrated sigh. "David, what are you doing?" "Sleeping. What does it look like?" He doesn't care how petulant he sounds. "Baby, would you please come to bed?" "I am in bed. And we are not doing baby."

2023

Mother's Intuition [marcy & patrick, T, 1,027, CW: self-harm] by elifisher96

Marcy is worried about her son and one day realizes her intuition was right.

Oceans and Puddles [david/patrick, E, 12,804] by @wordthieve

A collection* of missing moments from You Can Fall *aspirational

The Happy Years [david/patrick, T, 71,914] by 1ethereal1

The Brewer-Rose Family and their crazy lives in Schitt's Creek. ------ Continuation of The Younger Years

Stats:

No fanworks for 2017, 2018, 2020, or 2024 2019: 3 fics/10,393 words 2021: 11 fanworks (9 fics, 2 podfics)/35,293 words 2022: 1 fic/1,026 words 2023: 3 fics/85,745 words Total: 18 fanworks (16 fics, 2 podfics)/132,457 words

[adorkabledemon]

...Really? Still no Neon Frights SS Toralei leak? Am I actually asking for too much here? 🫠

[streetlampsunset]

🖤 updated

Disappear Into The Sun

“Sure,” David reaches for the next button. Patrick’s pulse jumps beneath his fingertips and David forces himself to remember to breathe, to pull air into his lungs, as if every cell is not alight.

“Really, thank you,” Patrick says softly, “for everything.”

David’s knuckles brush over his sternum. His skin is soft here, hair sparse, freckles faded in the absence of sun. He wants to see him in the light.

“I don’t mind.” It draws up memories of London. Their cluttered flat, the smell of paint undercut by the sweet spring air, Patrick arching impatiently beneath his hands, a deliberate unbuttoning. “Sorry my hands are so cold,” David says, another button slipping free, “terrible circulation.”

Patrick chuckles, “David. I know you’re a vampire.”

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COWBOY ID PACK

NAMES︰ abeline. adeline. alfred. anderson. annie. archer. arthur. ash. aspen. austin. automata. axel. barett. beau. beckett. belle. bennett. betty. billy. blaise. boone. bree. brooks. bryce. cade. caleb. callen. callie. calvin. carson. casey. cassidy. chance. chase. clayton. clementine. clint. clyde. cody. colby. cole. colt. colton. connor. coraline. county. cree. cyrus. dagger. dakota. dallas. dalton. damon. darby. darla. delta. denver. dove. east. easton. edgar. eliza. elliot. ellis. emmett. emmylou. everett. everly. fallon. fang. farmer. fletcher. flint. flynn. fritz. gage. georgia. georgina. grant. graves. hank. harrison. harvey. hattie. hawk. hayes. heidi. holster. hudson. hunter. ida. jace. jack. jackie. jackson. james. jed. jesse. jessie. john. jolene. josh. joshua. jude. knox. leroy. lewis. loretta. lucille. luke. luther. lyle. maple. marshall. mason. maverick. meadow. millie. misty. myra. nash. nell. nina. oakley. oscar. otis. owen. pace. pamela. penelope. phoenix. pierce. pollyanna. prairie. quinn. ray. reed. reid. rhett. rhys. riley. river. rochelle. rory. roscoe. rosie. rudy. ryder. rye. sadie. savannah. sawyer. scarlett. sedona. selena. shep. shepherd. sienna. sierra. silas. skye. spanner. sparky. sterling. stevie. stormy sullivan. sundance. tallulah. tate. tess. todd. tucker. twila twyla. verily. wade. walker. walt. walter. waylon. wayne. weston. wilde. will. willa. willow. winona. wren. wyatt. zachariah. zane. zeke. zinnia.

PRONOUNS ︰ ace/ace. aim/aim. badge/badge. bandana/bandana. barrel/barrel. boot/boot. boy/boy. brash/brash. buck/buck. bull/bullet. cattle/cattle. clad/clad. clash/clash. colt/colt. cow/boy. cow/cow. cowboy/cowboy. cy/cyborg. denim/denim. dirt/dirt. dive/dive. drive/drive. fang/fang. farmer/farmer. fence/fence. fire/fire. foal/foal. gold/golden. gra/grass. gun/gun. hat/hat. herd/herd. hill/hill. hit/hit. hold/holdem. holdem/holdem. hoof/hoof. horse/horse. iron/iron. jack/jack. jump/jump. kick/kick. lasso/lasso. law/law. lawful/lawful. lone/lone. mech/mecha. metal/metal. mount/mountain. mustang/mustang. noon/noon. officer/officer. out/out. outlaw/outlaw. poker/poker. protect/protect. pry/pry. punch/punch. punish/punish. ranch/ranch. ranger/ranger. rev/rev. rev/revolver. rev/rev. revolvers/revolver. river/river. ro/ro. robo/robo. rug/rugged. run/run. rust/rust. ry/ry. save/save. sharp/sharp. sheriff/sheriff. shoot/shoot. shot/shot. shot/shotgun. shout/shout. spark/spark. spur/spur. star/star. steed/steed. steel/steel. sun/sun. thief/thief. tumble/tumble. weed/weed. wheat/wheat. wood/wood. yee/haw. yeehaw/yeehaw. 🌵. 🏇. 🏜. 🏜️. 🐎. 🐴. 👢. 🤠. 🪕.

[farm-witches-fic-recs]

Greetings and blessings, farm witch friends!

The coven has come again to humbly request that you would share some of your very favorites with us to pass along to the community.

We'd very much enjoy seeing your recs for fics that include family and friends: the Roses, the Brewers, the townies, and other assorted characters.

What are the fics you love with great family or sibling moments, besties, or parents?

Give us your recs HERE by Wednesday, May 15 to be included on the list!

[scfrozenover]

❄️ [podfic] Friends and Family Night ❄️

By petrodobreva (@petrodobreva)

[Stevie/Twyla, G, 17:01] “I want to meet Twyla,” David said as he plopped into a seat next to Stevie’s desk. She raised her eyebrows at him in what she hoped was a very clear ‘no.’ ~ Aka, the Score adjacent fic where David wants to meet Stevie's girlfriend Twyla.

[mostlyinthemorning]

Around Schitt's Creek in 80 Days 6.13

6.13 Start Spreading the News

Moira receives some unexpected news, and David makes a tough decision about where he wants to live.

IMDB Rating: 9.2

Best line: I promise I will make you so happy here. // You fucking better.

Behind the scenes:

David's clothes: Dries van Noten (l) and Off White (r)

Video:

Bonus content:

Fic rec: hold on to me as you go by helvetica_upstart

a 4+1 (ish) about Patrick and David at the cottage

See you tomorrow for the finale!