#stfu nerd

[t1red-twilight]

just like heaven

summary: inspired by every conversation i have ever had. feel free to request this duo because i kind of love them

content/warnings: gn!reader, goth/alt!reader, fluff, corny:/

word count: 0.7k

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on one of the very rare friday nights that you and spencer had free, you both were catching up on your favorite show.

“what did you think if me when you first saw me?” at spencer’s inquiry, you paused. you hadn’t really thought of this; when you looked at spencer now, you felt the exact same way you did when you saw his favorite purple tie several years ago.

-

he was tall and thin, and his tie was purple and had a paisley pattern on it. the pattern clashed with his argyle sweater vest, but his shirt was a cohesive purple that matched the tie. while your shoes made you a few inches taller, he still towered over you slightly.

when you introduced yourself, he stuttered out his name and his academic achievements.

damn, you were really in for it this time. this tall stick bug with jesus hair might very well be the death of you.

-

“hmmm,” you traced shapes onto his arms that were around your middle. “i thought that you looked like the most pretty person i had seen. i still think that, by the way. but also that you looked too young to have three doctorate degrees.”

his cheek moved to rest against the top of your head and he exhaled out a breathy laugh. you shuffled impossibly closer to him. “yeah, i’ve heard that a couple times.”

the two of you settled back into watching the show again. following a pause, you asked him that same think. “well, what did you think of me when you first saw me?”

you swore that you could hear him mulling over what he was going to say in his head. “c’mon. did you think i looked like i was going to be mean and heinous and drink your blood or something?”

“well actually, i was quite alarmed, my love. i was a little scared, to be honest.” while you respected his honesty, this was a funny anecdote to you as you had been told this several times throughout your life.

“you thought that i was scary?”

spencer chuckled at this. you were laying on the couch as he held you. he looked away from the tv as he responded to you. “i didn’t think you were scary, per se, i was just scared of you.” he stiffened at the realization that he might be offending you.

worried that he had offended you, he rambled on. “i was quite sheltered growing up, so seeing someone come to work with platform loafers on and enough jewelry to make a tsa agent scream i was a little unnerved.”

“okay that may be a fair point, but you know i tone down the vampirism for work,” you replied. the tone you had gave spencer the impression that you were not, in fact, offended; he relaxed his stiffened posture. “my loafers aren’t even the most intimidating out of my shoes.”

he laughed at this, and his arms tightened around you, and he urged you to look at him.

“of course that didn’t last long. your dark garb doesn’t at all match your sweet personality.” not knowing how to respond to this, you didn’t respond further than a hum. you moved your hand to rub circles into his belly over his old gray fbi academy shirt.

“you know, it wasn’t just the demonias that were alarming, honey.” at your questioning look, he continued. “you do happen to be the most beautiful person that i have ever seen.”

“i am?” you peeled your eyes away from the tv to look at him quizzically.

very nonchalantly, he answered as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. “of course you are, angel. i wouldn’t be telling you that if it wasn’t the truth.”

“well, i appreciate it, spence.” he looked at you as if you were being sarcastic. “i mean it, i’m flattered,” you smiled as you looked into his eyes.

he smiled back at you. “i mean it. you look like an old cathedral or something. daunting but alluring.”

“that is a huge compliment, even though the way you said it sounded incredibly pretentious.” you laughed lightly, replying without hesitating. “i think you look like a hot version of professor plum from clue.”

this got a full belly laugh from spencer. “i suppose i do wear a lot of purple.”

you both turned back to the television and continued your show.

“...wait, you think i’m pretty?”

[haanahaki]

Would these technically be rare pairs?? Anyways, more Noah ship art !

[thepollyjustice]

I can't believe Klavier was the other woman! You cheated on him with his own brother!

“Actually… Prosecutor Gavin isn’t a woman, and Mr. Gavin is my boss; being involved with him in any form could affect productivity, create uncomfortable situations, or lead to conflicts of interest. Neither of us want that..”

“..or even a relationship, for that matter. That’s just weird.”

@firstclassattorney

[mxrtified777]

every time i see videos on youtube that are like YOUVE BEEN LEARNING ART WRONG! or THE CORRECT WAY TO PRACTICE DRAWING or LEARNING HOW TO DRAW WITH NO EXPERIENCE OR TALENT i want to tear shit off the walls!!! there is no wrong way!! to draw!!! everyone has talent!! talent is not quantifiable!!!!!! realism does not equal skill or talent!!!! all artists are self-taught YOU CANNOT TEACH SOMEONE HOW TO DRAW!!!

[carmen-berzattos]

my in-depth knowledge in literature and mythology and tendency to analyze text like my life depends on it is useless to you

To me it’s an entry to Hozier’s lyrics

[redninjaoutfit]

Earnest x Algie. That's it that's the post

[weiner-enjoyer]

dont look back in anger by oasis was written about fotc

[im-goin-mad]

what business did like 12 y/o me have reading a kinky alice in wonderland au

[oshimaoshimaoshima]

Don’t mess with us bsd fans, we don’t have media literacy in a media where it’s heavily based on literature.

[nerd-cat-rambles]

Aren Kuboyasu has a really good tan.

[agentidiot]

i haven’t seen the marvels yet but im already angry about cis hetero men using it as an example of mcu downfall

[sandorcleganeshornswagglingrack]

props to sandor bc if i had sandors cantaloupe crusher hands i would’ve put in my 2 weeks and waterboarded joffrey

[lovelikeatruck]

Also I refuse to listen to anyone who eats up Dominic's writing. Tobias is the only one who understands the characters,, probably because they're his :3

Shout-out. He actually worked on world building and lore instead of spouting out random names with zero context or background

[whalechief]

Pet peeve: when someone with a hyper interest judges someone else for having their own hyper interest

[ozym4ndi4s]

Piratesona

[asteroidaffection]

“your outfit looks like you’re going to play dnd” :o

i mean i am but why would you say that to me