#stitch and bitch

[ladydarkey]

There was a Video on Tiktok where a Grandma invites her friends over to a monthly 'stitch&bitch' party. Basically they are crochet or knit together and talk about shit 🥹

[sibyllemathilde]

Boston-area types, I will be hosting this event at the gallery on Thursday! Bring whatever little project you’ve been working on, I can help with any punch needle or knitting questions u have!

You can reserve a ticket here 🐒

[boilyerheid]

(with my entire chest) STICH! AND! BITCH!

(I got you the Bridgens bit JUST FOR YOU BABE get your man)

"Oh Christ, I don't know how much more I can take of this," Gibson drops Lieutenant Hodgson's finished shirt on the pile and puts his head into his hands. Jopson very much understands the tired curl of his shoulders at such a display. "He's like a puppy, Jopson. A lovesick puppy."

"You, on the other hand, are unfailingly mature about your dear Cornelius."

"I'd rather have Bridgens here, waxing lyrical about Hephaestion and Alexander while making eyes at Peglar and nearly getting us all found out."

"I don't think there's a man aboard who doesn't know or care that dear old Mr Bridgens is an established sodomite, command included." Jopson glances sideways and catches Armitage about to jump in, speaking the interruption for him. "Except perhaps Lieutenant Irving."

"What are we going to do with him?"

"Leave well enough alone and let him work it out for himself, if he ever does," Jopson reasons. He's never seen the need to go poking sleeping dogs… aside from when Neptune is creating an ungodly stink during a command meeting. "You let me know if he comes onto you though, Tommy."

"Yes, don't let a man like that go fumbling at you," Billy agrees, shuddering with the weight of experience. "No matter what rank he is."

"You prefer your fumbles without rank, don't you?" Armitage snaps back, ears poking out red from under his curls from embarrassment about being talked to like a boy, and Jopson is about ready to box those ears if he doesn't wind his neck in. 

"Cornelius is a petty officer." Gibson rises to the bait, as he always does, and Tommy smirks at his bristling. "And at least he wants to be here. The Marines don't even-"

The beginnings of yet another re-trod argument are cut off by a rap at the door.

[victoriaorolfoart]

A collection of things I crocheted over the last year 🧶🪡

[eldest-sibling-tournament]

Eldest Sibling Tournament — Quarterfinals

[columboscreens]

[gunsatthaphan]

“please take a seat.”

[brinnanza]

happy pride it's time to start burning down buildings (pattern from screamingheartdesign dot com)

[spice-and-bones]

Grandmacore: Green

[akayna]

Finished this gift for me mum

[rayshippouuchiha]

Hey just wanted to say i love your bitch and stich au, it's been a huge comfort to me as I've found myself physically disabled and falling into grandmacore out of both convince and mischief. So here's some head cannons based off of shit I do now

- the infinite granny bag™ is hand made and decorated, it's got so many pockets and delicate embroidery covering it. There's a all might charm he made hanging next to hand sanitizer on one side and an umbrella on the other. The secret to having anything you need in there is pockets and mini versions of everything, there's at minimum a sewing kit, a first aid kit (complete with emergency meds and instant ice packs/heat packs), a mini stationary set and craft kit in there.

-the glasses chain for his present mic glasses are hand made and he switches them out depending on the day

- compression gloves. And even that doesn't do everything, if he pushes himself to hard he has to stop crafting for a day cuz his hands hurt and are shaking uncontrollably

- knitting and crochet are great fidgets and if your making something simple you don't really have to pay a lot of attention to it, a great way to feel less shitty about letting yourself fidget by doing something productive. I'd imagine he crochets and/or knits under the desk in class and it helps him pay attention, he only has to glance at it every couple minutes to make sure it's turning out alright

- anything is a weapon if your creative enough, he never needed a quirk to be a hero but that doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate having it, the less people know what to expect from him the better

- has a vast knowledge of a lot of academics but brain fog is a bitch so he can't ever quite entirely put it into words in a way that makes sense, tries to help encourage people towards finding the right answer on their own instead of straight up telling people the answer for that reason

- has health tips and tricks from the granny gang and recovery girl, by the end of their first year everyone can handle the drawbacks from their quirks better than they ever could before

- loves to sing old love songs when he thinks no one is listening (shoto overhears once and by the next day he's prepared to join in on whichever song he hears izuku sing next) but will quietly sing them to eri when she asks

That's it for now, hope you have a wonderful day :)

First off I'm so glad you like the AU so much!!

Second yESSSSSSSss all of this is now basically canon because it's the exact right vibe I'm going for here

[delirious-donna]

I’m thinking of starting a big Nanami cross stitch (on the same scale as this Kakashi and this Kiba and yes, I made those). These are the two images I’m considering (I use anime/manga images only for obvious reasons) but which one do I choose?!

And do I sell it?

[boilyerheid]

Please, might I have another snippet of 1. stitch and bitch please?

"Can I help you, Sergeant?"

"I was hoping to take Mr Armitage up on a very kind offer he made." Tozer is ruddy-faced, as usual, and his cheeks dimple as he smiles. "I mentioned being terrible with a needle and thread, and he offered to mend a torn shirt for me. If it's not convenient I can-" "No, no that's fine Sergeant Tozer," Tommy pipes up, sending half his mending pile to the floor in his haste to stand up. Billy and Jopson exchange a flat look at the display, but graciously don't comment. "I'll get it back to you in the morning, if you have watch tonight."

"Much obliged, I'll owe you a favour."

"Not at all, I'm happy to lend a hand."

Thomas and Gibson manage to contain their ire until the cabin door closes behind the Sergeant.

"Terrible!"

"Disgusting."

"Shush!

[jollybone]

my HC is that Stitch is fine in every climate and isn’t very bothered by any weather. Naga on the other hand... not so much.

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[little-pondhead]

As a bonding trip, Jazz and her new little sister Ellie go to Hawaii for vacation. There, they meet another pair of sisters, Nani and Lilo, as well as their perfectly normal dog, Stitch.

And luckily for the Pelekai sisters, the Fentons have a lot of experience messing with multiple forms of government. :)

[ladyhatty]

I'm 3 episodes later and still annoyed about how they had the young ladies talking about embroidery in the first episode. They can have Franchesca wax poetic about music theory but when asked when she loved so much about embroidery the girl just started listing stitches! They have to know there are people watching this show just for the costuming, give them some fun!