#strixlie

[fluffybirb18]

Sometimes I want to make wholesome content for Helluva Boss idk. Original chat idea from @petitprincess1

[this-fine-day]

Striker's latest attempt at revenge didn't go as planned. Poor Striker.

[princessfoxymoxxie]

lhttps://twitter.com/Prince_Papaya/status/1749508154608771487?t=66XB2jB5v08MTqW1LqjMJA&s=19

Prettiest dairy cow in all of hell💖

[petitprincess1]

Millie: If Mox and I were drownin', wouldja save us?

Striker: Y'all can't swim?

Moxxie: It's a hypothetical question, Striker! Would you save us?

Striker: The only thing I'd save is my time and effort.

[boxofteethrpg-blog]

Strixly Speaking

Yellowed hay bails squat in the field,

These moldering megaliths.

Where Stolas' kingdom is concealed,

Brewing fiendish mephitis.

He holds court on cottonwood limbs

Framing his well-gleaned demesne

Horned devils sing questioning hymns;

Same word again and again

The Prince perches atop the barn

His talons etching grayed wood.

Head revolving, he reads a yarn

Told by pale stars, nothing good.

Hateful is the cosmos

Negligent is its God

Vile is its harmony

Hell's feathered courtiers fall hush

Silence crawls across the farms

Rabbits hide in the sagebrush

Grandmothers grip warding charms

A victim's name the Prince proclaims

His ill coterie takes wing

Vermin burrow deep in spoiled grains

All fear the ruin the fiends bring

Across sleeping farms, they spread to

Track housing and trailer parks

Above bars and brothels, they flew

Old neon signs giving off sparks

Rotten is the city

Wicked are its people

Ripened is their despair

Ancient Romans called them striges

Carriers of potent poison

Spread by their far-echoing screeches

Used to frighten their foison

A stray clerk strolling after dark

Swallowed by cacophony

Rent by talon in old Oat’s park

Their soul devoured monstrously

No pellets will ever be found

No trace of what the imps slew

Ask when the prey will be around

Their family will answer... "Who?"

[nympippi]

I’ve had this for awhile and wanted to show it

But just look at them, ///and don’t mind the unknown light source y’all won’t notices thing hopefully///

[this-fine-day]

Animal Facts: Rattlesnakes dance-fight for mating rights.

Geez Moxxie, you're being courted. You ignorant slut.

[petitprincess1]

So in the sneak peek we saw when striker kidnaps stolas and stolas describes him as ‘sexy’ when he’s on the phone with IMP. And then In another quick one where we see stolas getting stabbed, he has red tint on his face that hints at a blush. I hope they’re not gonna have stolas get turned on by his kidnapper and attempted killer. It would just give more fuel for people to say stolas is just a horny bird. What do you think?

Dude, shut up!

You seemed to have missed when Stolas calls Striker "sexy" and Moxxie immediately realizes that that's Striker. You're so busy focusing on Stolas being horny, which has been long since established, and not the obvious chemistry between Mox and Striker! And now we're gonna get more Mills into the mix!

Priorities, dude!

/lh

[petitprincess1]

Worst part about this episode: they cut out the 40 mins of Strixlie threesome. I mean, like....I get it! But you're ruining the story by omitting the real shit here. /lh

[nympippi]

Bitch is back at it again with M&M’S

I might finish this idk but I like dis sketch with them bein domestic n stuff 💗

[petitprincess1]

Striker: *grabbing his rifle* I'm gonna go kill that disgusting goetia and there ain't nothin' you, bossman, or even Lucifer himself can do ta stop me!

Moxxie:

Moxxie: *takes out his phone and taps the screen*

Striker: The hell are ya doin', vermin?

Moxxie:

Striker, nervously: What the fuck did you do!?

Millie: *breaks down the door* STRIKER!!

[petitprincess1]

Striker: ARE YA-

Millie: Fuckin'

Striker: KIDDIN' ME!? YA-

Millie: Fuckin'

Striker: IDIOT!

Blitzo: The hell is happening right now?

Millie: Oh, Mox banned Striker from swearin', so I'm helpin' him out.

[petitprincess1]

Striker: I like both Moxxie and Millie? What the hell does that mean? What am I?

Blitzo: Bi?

Striker: Dont'cha dare fuckin' leave! I need answers!

[petitprincess1]

Moxxie: You'll never truly know someone well enough to marry them until you've seen them struggle financially, grieve a lost one, or witness them while they're sick.

Millie: Great advice, Mox!

Striker: First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their fuckin' dinner.

[petitprincess1]

Blitzo: So, like, how does this work? Are you the big spoon or little spoon?

Striker: I'm the knife, boss man.

Millie: Pfffft!

Moxxie: He's the little spoon, sir.

[petitprincess1]

There isn't a version of the meme where they're looking at a guy, but still fitting.