#stupid bastard man

[darija-morgan]

I can't help but adore that there are not one, not two, but six gods of death in FR lore!

Like...

God of Death

In pretty okay grim reaper way

God of Death

In bloody stabby stab way

God of Death

In dominant daddy bbc way

God of Death

In chaotic stupid bullshit way

God of Death

In fair unbiased judge way

God of Death

In insidious alien insect mummy way

They warms my dark soul in an inexplicable way :3

[comradeacerbus]

*yeets onto screen*

I spent way too much time on this but here we are. Since we don’t have a whole lot of concrete info on him but in fanfiction, reality can be anything I want! That being said, I’m going to upload him to my Toyhouse so I can scrawl some notes as well, but nothing is concrete for the sequel fic I’m cooking up so it’s subject to change

[cryptidsdad]

“Do you mean a shot glass... I know a shot glass when i see one.”

[skapunkpee]

Mario totally would've eaten Luigi in the womb if he had the chance

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

When you think about it, it was pretty on brand for Elias to start the apocalypse by giving Jon Evil Paperwork.

[cornkernelcorp]

needed to fix the fact I haven't drawn banana eel in a while- but something happened.

The Bastard, he gets reeeaaal invested in disguises. Sometimes, he crossdresses and usually he calls her "Lady Plantain"- using the highest pitched feathery voice possible. He refuses to shave, so he just covers his face with a fan. Yet again another reason for me to use silly tropes... like when they adjust the dress--

I will indulge.

[blueteller]

Cale is such a Weirdo (I Love Him)

I came to the very reasonable conclusion that Cale Henituse is the weirdest person you could ever imagine.

And I do mean that in the best way.

Basically any question about his character can be answered with: "Well yes, but actually no... except kinda sorta yes...? But maybe no..."

Try it. See for yourself.

[dickspends]

that fact the laszlos "nYyYyEW YAWHK CITAAaæy" thing is SO deliberate is everything to me. motherfucker has to inhale 17 litres of oxygen into his lungs to do it but by god he will do it.

[yourbustedkneecaps]

guys please where’s my extremely-traumatized-but-just-thinks-this-shit-is-normal philip/belos? where’s my philip who has abandonment issues? where’s my philip who doesn’t know he’s terrified of loving someone like caleb again until it happens? where’s my chronic pain philip who doesn’t know everyone else just,,, doesn’t hurt all the time? where’s my philip having nightmares about the most insignificant things over and over again because it’s a trigger for him? where’s my exhausted, overworked, sick philip who never lets anyone take care of him but himself because that’s too much like having caleb back? where’s my philip that sleeps in the dirt cuz that’s the only way he feels comfortable anymore? my philip who blanks out when he eats palismen or kills another golden guard cuz he never quite recovered from murdering his brother? philip who likes flowers and knows how to garden BI foods? who knows how to sew a little? who doodles in the margins of his personal papers? who was fascinated enough with magic that he made scrolls and the BI’s first ever internet? who came up with crow phones? who struggles killing living things but can poke at dead stuff all day without thinking of his misdeeds with that dagger?

where’s my philip with all the human shit part of him that helped sculpt history? where’s he at?

[arimiaromage]

[eldrigeonsss]

chibo while i practice facial structure, I am gnawing on this man he's doing things to my mental health

[luck-of-the-drawings]

STILL on my silly little traditional art arc, just messin around with cleanin up my pen sketches. made this with NOTHING but pens n colored pencils, n error corrected with paper n glue. i LOOOVEEE my captains i love my captains so dearlyyyy it so fun to draw them n play wiht colors......

[teddie-bear420]

Stupid bitch

[katierosefun]

they're so fuckign annoying

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]

Imma put a leash on this bitch ISTG !!!😭😭😭

[clownsuu]

Take a b a s t a r d-