me forgetting about pms every 28 days: why do i want to tear the sun from the sky and beat the shit out of the earth with it ? this isn't like me. what gives !
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I'm very tired of hearing the "why doesn't Kingdom Hearts cater to ME, a person who doesn't want to have to care about it. Kingdom Hearts should stop rewarding the people who are deeply emotionally invested in it and should instead care only about Me, Casual Fan who only wants to give a shit every 5-10 years or so, what about MY feelings" argument. Jesus fucking Christ. It's been 22 years. Suck it up and go play a Halo then.
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kunichuuzai is Peak Chaos and 100% solves the majority of fandom shipwars actually... please hear me out on them THEY'RE SO VERSATILE
i don’t normally do poly ships but they’re actually such a god tier dynamic like can you imagine kuni and chuuya teaming up to shit on dazai and laugh at him but at the end of the day they both pat his head and kiss him and be like “ur stupid asf but that’s why we love you” anyway knchz vanquishes any and all arguments regarding the bsd ship war bc they r just built different
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max jagerman could rise from the dead but jesus christ couldnt become the star quarterback of the hatchetfield nighthawks
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Me, complaining to my sister: I don't know why, I just can't write! I want to, but nothing sounds good and I just feel stuck--
My sister: ...when do you get your period again?
Me:
Me: SON OF A HUTT
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I realised my art is basically just a fashion show combined with a pretty colours parade
And i'm fine with that
Anyways!!! Cute lil thing for these goobers in my dear friend Rose's @spacenintendogs Dragons Off the Coast AU bc I just cannot resist drawing tiny lil dragons and gussiri being stupidly adorable
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Modern AU
Cassandra has a death wish with the drinks she makes. Bela is surprised her sister didn’t get a heart attack. But that is only Bela, what does she know when it comes to the things that her sister does. As long as she’s handling this madness just fine, Bela shouldn’t have any reason to complain.
But the eldest daughter feels obligated to mention what is mixed with the vodka. Because different people like different things right? Some prefer cranberry, others prefer cherry soda, and then there is Cassandra’s mix which is vodka and red bull. Of course, it isn’t for show, Cassandra does drink that monstrosity and thinks most people are okay with this thing.
It isn’t only vodka. On occasion, Bela saw her sister mix espresso with red bull when she needs the extra burst of energy after staying up very late. How her sister didn’t drop dead after drinking that is still something Bela wonders about to this day.
Cassandra never listens though. She thinks it’s okay and as long as her body isn’t rejecting this then why should she stop?
On a morning while the girls were staying over at their aunt Donna’s house, Cassandra did toss espresso in a glass full of the energy drink. It was then that the three sisters saw their very kind and very soft-spoken aunt snap.
Donna is very against energy drinks. To the Italian woman, if you need energy you get it from caffeine that’s either in tea or coffee, and that’s about it. Energy drinks are a huge no in her book and she often speaks about it. To see her niece nonchalantly mix two things that have no business mixing together, the woman was sent over the edge.
Donna might have over-dramatized it. She didn’t have to go as far as to mention how she would tell Alcina that she stood by while her daughter killed herself. Because the woman is convinced that the second Cassandra drinks the beverage, her soul will depart from her body.
Daniela, trying to help her aunt calm down, mentioned that she should relax because “Cass does this a lot you really don’t—“ But she was interrupted because what do you mean she does this frequently?
Donna wonders how Alcina allows this. To which the daughters gulped because their mother doesn’t really know and they figured that what Alcina didn’t know wasn’t going to hurt her. But of course, Cassandra is cocky and thought her aunt wouldn’t even know what red bull is which is apparently not true at all.
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okay so hear me out
I’ve seen the concept of land sharks, tiny sharks with lil legs acting like dogs. But what about….SKY SHARKS.
THEY HAVE WINGS, AND THEY DIVE BOMB INTO THINGS. THEY’RE THE SIZE OF A SEAGUL AND ACT LIKE ONE TOO.
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