#stv sam

[norwegika]

ITTSSSSS TIMEEEEEE for bachelors yapping time continues! Imma be going over what I think should change about the bachelors after you marry them :3 this will all be going off the assumption that there is now a 20 heart limit and 1-3 additional cutscenes

Spoilers for stardew relationships btw

Alr first my favorite bachelor: Alex. I’m thinking although Alex always stays in shape he does give up on his dreams of being a professional grid ball player, buttttt I think it would be really nice if he starts a workout club for the dudes fr, where they work on personal fitness, getting stronger, and now Harvey could have a place to get fitter while feeling less embarrassed! Maybe when he starts it you get a little quest to gather stuff to make workout equipment and he uses an additional wing of your house to do so. I also think it would be nice if he starts working as a gridball commentator so that he can still enjoy his favorite spot. A cutscene for both of these ideas would be nice

Next is our favorite recoverin alcoholic: SHANE I personally love Shane so much he’s amazing. I think as you progress your relationship with Shane he could help Pam get her addiction under control. Of course though, his main pursuit after he marries you would be the chickens! I’m thinking he would either join Marnie at the ranch and start helping out there or he could be the “coopmaster” at your farm, and he could do the same thing as an autopetter and auto grabber, but all eggs harvested by him would be one quality grade higher, and if you have blue chickens they would produce “Blue Eggs”, which would sell for a lot more and produce “Blue Mayo”, which could be a loved gift for Shane and maybe Jas. His new cutscenes could be a scene where a blue chicken lays the first blue egg and a scene where he talks to Pam about addiction.

Now we got Elliot. The weird thing about Elliot is he actually does do things after you marry him. He ends up going on a tour for his book! This is amazing but I think it could be expanded on. I’m thinking he decides to write another book about life in Pelican Town and after a while it’s a cult hit. He becomes quite famous and gets visited by paparazzi in a cutscene where he talks to you about the burden of fame but how it’s all worth it with you by his side (aww). You could also after that get fan mail delivered to your mailbox? Could be fun and maybe another secret could be added from that. In addition to all that, I think marrying Elliot could give you an exclusive book power? I don’t have any ideas specifically but that would make sense ✨

Harvey: Harvey, after you marry him, would still work at the hospital, but he would no longer charge you for services like reviving you, and you would have a special cutscene where he tells you “you make me worry about you too much when you go into the mines” “I love you too much” or something like that. I also think that he would start talking to the people who fly above the valley and begin to be known as the Stardew Valley Navigator, and maybe you would meet one of the pilots and he would take Harvey for a ride in the plane :3 also I feel like as his relationship with you progressed he would no longer love coffee because he isn’t overworking himself so much :D other ideas include a slight health increase when married to Harvey and maybe a scene where he impresses the A.S.S trio with his knowledge of jazz

Alright next up is Sam! First up, I think Sam needs to start getting bigger with his music. After you reach 16 hearts, he should get an offer from a minor record company who really liked his sound in the “Happy Junimo Show” soundtrack. They offer a deal where he sells them one single and if it works out they could get him signed. You receive three choices for the genre, and he submits it and waits. A week later, he hears back from the company, who really enjoyed it and offer him a contract. This leads to another cutscene at 18 hearts where he performs his first single as the opener for a music festival. After that, you can always hear that first single on Sam’s boombox. Sam brings you up on stage and says “This song is dedicated to my amazing partner, [name]”, and the cutscene ends.

Sebastian: Sebastian is too edgy bro but I’ll make this shit work lemme lock in rq

Sebastian, of course, starts to breed frogs! I think that could be really cool if you could get a cutscene where you now have a frog that roams the farm looking cute, maybe collecting mixed seeds and fiber and delivering it to you while you’re in bed? I’m going to be so fr I can’t think of stuff for him lol he’s a lot harder ngl… Maybe a garage addition to the house? Where he works on his motorcycle once a week?Ngl this is mid he’s too emo lol LMK IF YOU HAVE BETTER IDEAS

[saltyspacecat]

WIP of Sebastien in Halloween costumes (I'm gonna draw Sam as tigger and starfire to go with :3 )

I haven't drawn regularly in a good while and my anatomy skills are sooo rusty and this is HARD but I'm DETERMINED

[not-karl]

guh sorry for like

dying for three years, but an update to the whole stardew valey shit

i dated alex and fucking hated it💔😔 he was too dry, AND he said my shoes were dirty

and i did already have a heart with sam so i decided to leave alex's gay ass for sam, best decision fr!!!!! such a silly billy

(might come back to alex on another save as the male farmer fr)

[myartsing]

Part one of my Stardew valley series: The Bachelors

[waokevale]

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Haha, you thought it was gonna be something wholesome? Nice try.

That's Pt 1. Of a comic I'm making. It involves Krobus and (I think you can guess who lol)

Anyways yeah, hope you like these! Took a while 😁

[honey-tongued-devil]

Sunshine boyfriends

You'll never guess who's in 5 fandoms simultaneously and experimenting with 3 styles at once.

On the other hand, I'll keep spamming chaotic fanart and fanfiction of every single work (while gaming and rewatching Stranger Things). Today it's my sunshine boyfriend's turn, who spends his days kissing the other two husbands (Sebastian and Elliot) and giving me the strangest things for gardening.

A lil close up!

[snowwhitelass]

[dj--bj]

I didn't have enough options to putt all the marriage candidates in one post! So here are the bachelors, another poll with the bachelorettes will be posted right after this

[bensolo-jedi]

i loved your “strawberries” stardew valley fanfic

pleaseeeee write some about sam!

Tysm!! :3 I will get in that, Sam is the first villager I romanced so I kinda have to ❤️

[gwiyeounsonyeon]

May Writing Challenge Day 2!!

Pairing: Sebastian STV x Male Reader Summary: Sebastian fantasizes abt male(INTENDED) farmer Words: 471/200! WAHOO! Warnings: masturbation, seb nuts prematurely, he acts like he hates you but he's just in denial Notes: I dont write porn like this a lot so just be patient with me :'(

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꒷꒦He couldn't stop thinking about you, your stupid mouth and the stupid city kid accent, your stupidly thick arms, and that stupid tight shirt you wore all the time. It was gross, you were gross, Sebastian hated you, his eyes flicker over to the little pile of frozen tears accumulating on his desk and his face grows hot. You are so stupid, why do you have to go and get him these stupid tears that he likes so much, why do you know he likes them…

꒷꒦Why does he like that you're so attentive? He looks at the newest addition to his tear pile and picks it up, he rolls it around in his palm thinking about how warm and rough your hands felt handing it to him. Sebastian shifts a little in his seat his face heating up more, slowly turning red the more he thinks about you. He thought you were a fucking moron but by Yoba were you hot. He remembers when you first came into town, the first week you’d bumped into him coming into the saloon to say hi to Abigail and Sam.

꒷꒦You used to be so scrawny, your arms about as small as sticks, dark bags under your eyes fresh from the hustle and bustle of the city, and slowly getting used to the quiet country life. You’re so much bigger now, after a year of living here your arms have gotten bigger, your shoulders broader. Sebastian’s hand drops down to his thigh, he looks around like someone is going to pop out from somewhere and laugh at him for getting this pent up about someone he's supposed to ‘hate’.

꒷꒦He’s acting like such a virgin, palming himself through his jeans, biting his lip to muffle his embarrassing whimpers. Sebastian squeezes the tear in his other hand thinking about how your rough hands would feel on his skin, how your calloused fingers would feel on his nipples… He drops the tear and leans back in his chair, he stiffens as it creaks and looks to the door nervously like you or his mom could pop in at any minute.

꒷꒦Ever so slowly he moves, his free hand trailing under his hoodie to his nipples, he circles around one with the pad of his middle finger thinking about your hands. Sebastian’s lips part as he imagines your mouth on him, he's panting softly and whining quietly as his hand works on his straining erection, he’s already getting close and he’s just started. His computer pings and he startles, his body tensing and curling in on itself as he cums prematurely. 

꒷꒦Sebastian freezes and looks down at his pants, there's a visible wet spot on his crotch, he groans embarrassed at how gross he was being before getting off his chair to go clean himself up.

[twh-news]

The 12th edition of Soccer Aid is set to take place at Old Trafford on Sunday in aid of UNICEF.

Lionesses star Jill Scott will captain an England squad that includes several former England internationals, as well as the likes of Danny Dyer and Tom Hiddleston, plus many more famous faces. England are up against Usain Bolt’s World XI that contains former football stars Roberto Carlos, Francesco Totti, Patrice Evra and Hernan Crespo, plus UFC champion Leon Edwards and boxer Tommy Fury.

New Chelsea boss Mauricio Pochettino will be managing the World XI, while Harry Redknapp, Emma Hayes and Stormzy are leading the England coaching staff.

Soccer Aid was started by Robbie Williams and Jonathan Wilkes in 2006 and has been an annual event since 2018. A huge crowd is expected at Old Trafford for the charity match, which was won by the World XI last year, via a Lee Mack spot kick in a penalty shootout.

Here’s how to watch the game this weekend:

Is Soccer Aid 2023 on TV?

The match is being broadcast in the UK on ITV 1, with coverage starting at 6.30pm on Sunday. Soccer Aid will also be available to view on STV or online, via ITVX.

The game will kick-off at 7.30pm and the programme will include post-match reaction until 10pm. Dermot O’Leary and Alex Scott will be part of the presenting team, while Sam Matterface and Love Island narrator Iain Stirling will be in the commentary box.

[huntunderironskies]

WAIT

WAIT I HAVE POLLS NOW

FINALLY

Okay, to celebrate I'm gonna hold a poll of what people would like to see me write more of for Chronicles of Darkness, I'm gonna play to my strengths here and focus on the more mechanical aspects since I don't actually feel like I'm a very good fiction writer outside from having a good "telling-a-myth" voice.

I'll try to focus on the chosen topic for a good bit and cover at least three games but like, I fully admit that will be somewhat based on my own whims. Apologies!

I'll be leaving this open for a week because a day feels too short, I'd prefer something like a few days but I'll work with what I've been given.

(Special notes: The how2play stuff would talk about what the games are trying to communicate to you through mechanics, what the mechanics say that aren't being directly said in the books, and how to best use the mechanics presented. There's a few games I think only make sense after you've played them, for better or worse.)

(Special note 2: regarding my game design process when talking about stuff I've done with None More Dark, I have to be fairly careful about what I say since, you know, making money is good and I'm not the only writer on those books. I'll primarily be referencing what our dev, Sam Young, has said on other forums as to what I can actually give specific insight to.)

[yandere-romanticaa]

ovo s jezicima prelepo stv

btw ur writing is too good omg

Hvala hvala 😘😘😘💞💞💞💞 Ljudi misle da sam genijalna!!! Najbolje je kad ovako strance vuces za nos, bas me zanima koliko će im trebati vremena da skontaju!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[80s-reject]

okej naci ja sam ti bila na ekskurziji

i sad

dopisujem se ja sa svojom naj fr i pricam joj i nesta joj kazem da me boli glava

i salje ona meni sliku bubnjara za emocionalnu potporu

i ja kazem kao ajme sta je sladak

i pise ona meni

aaa stv??? jer mi bas pricamo o tebi kaze on da si mu preslatka

i ja sad vec gotova

naci kraj

I SALJE ONA MENI NJEGOV BROJ JER JE ON ODLUCIO DA CE MI SE JAVIT

i mi smo pricali :) i rekla nam je da ce nas odvest na dejt ali kao nez jos kad

i mi smo procali tu vecer ali nismo se vise culi (ja umirem)

ali rekla je da joj je rekao da nije imao vremena jos da mi odgovori ali da hoce

pa sad

nez cekamo i guess

anyways oces slikicu njega???

OOOOO makar se tebi nesto desava u zivotu meni mrkli mrak

I DA HOCU SLIKU moram ga procijenit

[allthethingsshe-didntsay]

26.04.2024.

It's been a while. A lot of shi happened. Dosta san dobro zadnjih par miseci, al ne znam jesam li dobro il samo distracted. Mislim da me jos uvik drzi manija, vec par tjedana, al ko da predosjecam breakdown. Mislim da se samo triba dogodit neka sitnica da puknem skroz. Cesto razmisljam o kms, al ne mislim da bi to napravila, vise it's just a fantasy. At least I think. Nekad mi stvarno dode. Ovako kad ostanem sama sa sobom i imam vrimena razmisljat. Dosta sam reckless u zadnje vrime. Radim stvari koje su out of my character. Ne prica mi se s nikim. Cujem se vise s ljudima i odgovaram na poruke, al nisam emocionalno tu. Nista me ne dira. A nesto sta ne bi tribalo me dira i previse. Iako cak i to prolazi, msm da je vise attention defficit and me getting it pa si umisljam da znaci vise nego sta je. Iako san na prvu mislila da je mozda drukcije, ipak mi se cini da nije. Mislim da mi nikad nije stvarno stalo do nekog, samo nekad dobijem ono sta mi triba i sta nekad nisan ni svjesna da mi fali pa si umislim da je ovaj put drukcije, bolje, bitnije. A na kraju dana je same shi, different person. Il to il skuzim da nekom nije stalo ko meni pa automatski shutdownam to i uvjerim sebe da mi nista ne znaci. Who the f even knows anymore. Napravila san jako glupu stvar koju trizna nikad ne bi napravila. I made out with my bff's boyfriend. Iako on kaze da je sve okej i cini mi se ka da je stvarno prisa priko toga, ja nisan jer mi je cila situacija s njima precudna. Najgore je sta ne znan jesan li delusional il se stv nesto dogada. Ne zelim pricat ni s kim o tom jer se osjecan ko da san vec previse rekla. Osjetin da opet ne virujem nikome i mislim da me niko ne voli i da ce me svi izdat i napustit i zelim blokirat sve i prominit broj. Kad god to krene, znan da nisan dobro. Al vie ne zelim nikome govorit, osjecan ko da je pointless. Ne da mi se vise govorit ljudima kako da me vole. Pitat se vole li me uopce. Zato sta s jedne strane mi je stalo do tih ljudi i zelim ih u svom zivotu, a s druge mislim da me svi samo trpe dok ne dode nesto bolje i zanimljivije i da cu ostat sama jer nikog nije briga. Idk, moran pricat s psihologom o tome i ne znan kako. Enough for now