#stv shane

[violet-fluff]

STV Shane x Reader

Bar Romance (oneshot)

Because I recently married Shane in Stardew Valley lol…

It’s tradition for the whole town to meet up at the Stardrop Saloon on Thursday nights for everyone can catch up with each other.

Saloons are not necessarily your scene, but being a main part of the town's committee, you make an effort to show up and say hi to everyone at least.

Laughing with Emily at the bar top while she makes you a drink, you feel a heavy weight on your shoulders.

"Hey, farmer girl."

Emily gives you "the look" as you roll your eyes. "Alex, I don't appreciate you putting all your weight on me."

Alex turns his head to the side to burp and take another swig of his beer, making your groan in disgust. "Can't handle a little weight? With all the farm work you do all day?" He laughs uncomfortably close into your ear as you try to wiggle his arm off your shoulder.

Emily sighs as she cleans a glass. "Knock it off, Alex. You're making Y/N uncomfortable."

Your face scrunches as he leans more into you, his hot alcohol breath burning into the skin on your cheek. "I'm not making you uncomfortable, right? How about we go take a swim at the beach? You have a bikini, right?"

Before you can shove him off, your eyes widen when you watch as a hand roughly grabs Alex's arm.

"Hey!" Alex grunts and turns around, to see Shane glaring at him. "Shane! What's up man?"

Shane holds his dark glare. "Why don't you go take a seat over at the booths?"

The two men hold their intense stares with each other, and although a lot shorter and less muscular, Shane holds an intimidating aura, causing Alex to back down and trudge over to the booths.

You and Emily look at each other in shock as you both expected some fight to go down, but Shane casually takes a seat in the stool next to you and pulls your stool closer to his.

"Emily, two pizzas and two colas for us, if you don't mind." He says, as he leans back and lays his arm across the back of your stool.

Emily gives a sly smile and nods as she walks into the back to make the order.

You smile as you feel Shane start rubbing the middle of your back with his thumb while he watches the gridball game on the TV above the bar.

"Thanks." You shyly tell him.

Shane rubs the stubble on his chin as he continues to watch the TV. "For?"

You laugh softly. "For kicking a bar creep off of me."

Shane snorts a laugh and he looks over at you with his tired eyes. "You mean Alex? He's just a kid who can't hold his liquor. Alongside thinking he has a way with the ladies."

You smirk as you lean into him. "Still. You're my hero."

With a roll of his eyes, he grabs your face with his hand and squishes your cheeks together. "You talk too much."

"yOu loVe It!" You spurt out through a squished mouth.

Shane smirks and lets your face go. He wraps an arm around your waist to pull you into his lap.

Everyone in the bar are too drunk to notice the love birds at the bar top...except Emily, who's smiling and watching from the kitchen window.

"Cute." She giggles, but then the smell of smoke hits her nostrils.

"Shoot! The pizza!"

[norwegika]

ITTSSSSS TIMEEEEEE for bachelors yapping time continues! Imma be going over what I think should change about the bachelors after you marry them :3 this will all be going off the assumption that there is now a 20 heart limit and 1-3 additional cutscenes

Spoilers for stardew relationships btw

Alr first my favorite bachelor: Alex. I’m thinking although Alex always stays in shape he does give up on his dreams of being a professional grid ball player, buttttt I think it would be really nice if he starts a workout club for the dudes fr, where they work on personal fitness, getting stronger, and now Harvey could have a place to get fitter while feeling less embarrassed! Maybe when he starts it you get a little quest to gather stuff to make workout equipment and he uses an additional wing of your house to do so. I also think it would be nice if he starts working as a gridball commentator so that he can still enjoy his favorite spot. A cutscene for both of these ideas would be nice

Next is our favorite recoverin alcoholic: SHANE I personally love Shane so much he’s amazing. I think as you progress your relationship with Shane he could help Pam get her addiction under control. Of course though, his main pursuit after he marries you would be the chickens! I’m thinking he would either join Marnie at the ranch and start helping out there or he could be the “coopmaster” at your farm, and he could do the same thing as an autopetter and auto grabber, but all eggs harvested by him would be one quality grade higher, and if you have blue chickens they would produce “Blue Eggs”, which would sell for a lot more and produce “Blue Mayo”, which could be a loved gift for Shane and maybe Jas. His new cutscenes could be a scene where a blue chicken lays the first blue egg and a scene where he talks to Pam about addiction.

Now we got Elliot. The weird thing about Elliot is he actually does do things after you marry him. He ends up going on a tour for his book! This is amazing but I think it could be expanded on. I’m thinking he decides to write another book about life in Pelican Town and after a while it’s a cult hit. He becomes quite famous and gets visited by paparazzi in a cutscene where he talks to you about the burden of fame but how it’s all worth it with you by his side (aww). You could also after that get fan mail delivered to your mailbox? Could be fun and maybe another secret could be added from that. In addition to all that, I think marrying Elliot could give you an exclusive book power? I don’t have any ideas specifically but that would make sense ✨

Harvey: Harvey, after you marry him, would still work at the hospital, but he would no longer charge you for services like reviving you, and you would have a special cutscene where he tells you “you make me worry about you too much when you go into the mines” “I love you too much” or something like that. I also think that he would start talking to the people who fly above the valley and begin to be known as the Stardew Valley Navigator, and maybe you would meet one of the pilots and he would take Harvey for a ride in the plane :3 also I feel like as his relationship with you progressed he would no longer love coffee because he isn’t overworking himself so much :D other ideas include a slight health increase when married to Harvey and maybe a scene where he impresses the A.S.S trio with his knowledge of jazz

Alright next up is Sam! First up, I think Sam needs to start getting bigger with his music. After you reach 16 hearts, he should get an offer from a minor record company who really liked his sound in the “Happy Junimo Show” soundtrack. They offer a deal where he sells them one single and if it works out they could get him signed. You receive three choices for the genre, and he submits it and waits. A week later, he hears back from the company, who really enjoyed it and offer him a contract. This leads to another cutscene at 18 hearts where he performs his first single as the opener for a music festival. After that, you can always hear that first single on Sam’s boombox. Sam brings you up on stage and says “This song is dedicated to my amazing partner, [name]”, and the cutscene ends.

Sebastian: Sebastian is too edgy bro but I’ll make this shit work lemme lock in rq

Sebastian, of course, starts to breed frogs! I think that could be really cool if you could get a cutscene where you now have a frog that roams the farm looking cute, maybe collecting mixed seeds and fiber and delivering it to you while you’re in bed? I’m going to be so fr I can’t think of stuff for him lol he’s a lot harder ngl… Maybe a garage addition to the house? Where he works on his motorcycle once a week?Ngl this is mid he’s too emo lol LMK IF YOU HAVE BETTER IDEAS

[roomtemperatehumor]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW SHANE IN A PRINCESS DRESS???

[hey-i-really-miss-you]

Shane still just like me fr

[myartsing]

Part one of my Stardew valley series: The Bachelors

[saedukai]

Started drawing the stardew valley guys...who should I add?

[studybuggirl]

People will ask you if you're loyal but they don't know you choose the same character to romance in every. single. playthrough.

[three-penguins-in-a-trench-coat]

Ranking Stardew NPCs by how likely they are to commit a felony

The Dwarf. Upon entering custody of the CIA, his only public statement was “It was just a prank bro.”

Sandy. She definitely has a shady past, why else would she change her name and work in the desert? My bet is she killed 14 men and was a professional con artist.

Morris. Profits is profits. If he has to enslave a work force to get that bigger payday, there is nothing stopping him.

Leo. Doesn’t know what laws are, would commit grand larceny on a regular occurrence.

Mr Qi. Sometimes you have to do the wrong thing for the right reason. He would know what those reasons are, but no one else would.

Shane. If his alcoholism went any further, then perhaps something may have gone wrong. He would regret it immensely, but it doesn’t change the fact that it happened

Kent. He would do anything to protect his family.

Maru. Experiment gone wrong. Dozens wounded, possible fatalities.

Clint. 20 dollars is 20 dollars

Haley. Does being an asshole count?

Marnie. I think she would rather take her own life than hurt someone else's

Penny. Penny would never commit a crime. She wouldn’t take a dollar if it was laying on the ground.

[vexulii]

Whenever someone draws Shane as a skinny twink an angel loses its wings

[imconfusedbutok]

I’m gonna go on a little bit of a rant here,

I absolutely love Shane from Stardew Valley. I play Stardew valley all the time and every time I marry a bachelor, it’s Shane. EVERY TIME. Everyone thinks I’m weird for this but like dude. Dude he’s so cute and funny and shsjsjsjjsja I’m in love. Here are some reasons why.

He’s got a job, unlike most of the other bachelors, meaning he makes money. And based on what he can afford after he stops drinking, he makes a pretty good amount of money.

he has depression but is eventually willing to work on it and work through it to better himself for the sake of those he loves. As you talk to Shane and build up hearts, he opens up his eyes and then starts to work on himself for the better.

He cares about his aunt Marnie and Jas. He’s so sweet to them and helps out when he can. And have you seen his cutscene with his chickens? AND CHARLIE? GAH! I love them.

Out of all the bachelors, I think he has the most interesting storyline and the most interactive one. When you first meet him he seems hopeless. He’s depressed and lonely and not very talkative. But as you get to know him he becomes much nicer. He’s funny and dorky and friendly, and shows dedication and progress.

Have you seen some of his dialog? It’s so CUTE!? Especially when you’re married to him! And when he’s in his wedding outfit? And his flower dance outfit? He’s so precious.

That’s all for now :P

[spyret-the-shitposter]

presenting this beautiful set of stardew valley stickers i picked up at Causeacon 2024 DIRECTLY from the artist! thank you so much Emily Adams--i'll cherish your pictures and Ezra's!! (top ten things @dawntones should look at)

[violet-fluff]

Stardew Valley Shane Oneshots

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[remitiras]

So I've started playing stardew valley and I walked around meeting all the villagers, thinking "wow this Maru girl is really cute I want her to like me" and also "this Shane guy is so rude"

Then his birthday came around and I was like " he likes beer I'm gonna give him a beer."

The dance comes around. I have given Maru as many golden strawberries as I could. I have 3 hearts with her. I can't ask her to dance.

Who do I have 4 hearts with? Goddamn Shane. So I dance with Shane.

.....then I get the cutscene in his room and the one in the lake and I'm like. Fuck. I can fix him.

I guess it's growing hot peppers forever now 😭

[dj--bj]

I didn't have enough options to putt all the marriage candidates in one post! So here are the bachelors, another poll with the bachelorettes will be posted right after this

[200iqkilljoy]

Peepeepoopoo

[sofiaruelle]

Me when I see your very accurate chubby stv Shane art (I’ve seems way to many people make him skinny or with abs and I’m tearing out my beautiful, silky hair rn)

Listen…Shane in every shape is totally valid!!! So dont tear out your goregeous locks. We all just need to agree this man wears crocs with socks and khakis hahahhha

i referenced this photo for the shane with the abs just incase anyone is wondering. hahhaha