#sub!esteban ocon

[rolling-restart]

Okay more slave este :)

As you said, he loves being manhandled and ignored. You kick things over, kick him, slap thing, throw things on him and he loves it, loves knowing that he can and should be better for you. He loves it when he’s cleaning the floor but it’s not good enough so you spill the bucket over and then kick him down so he can see what he’s doing better.

I can also see him enjoying being a human ashtray? Only every now and then but he loves when your friends are over and flick the ash on him, loves the little heat he gets from it and then and knowledge he has to clean it up and apologise for getting in the way of the actual ashtray.

He also manages your diary, makes sure everything is ready for your work and trips and that you have everything you need.

When you’re going away for a couple nights you give him very harsh rules and he loves it. You get Fernando over to make sure he’s doing them. Este is a bit nervous around Fernando so stumbles over a few things and Fernando just gives him the dirtiest look and slaps him. “Do you really think that’s good enough? I thought you mistress would’ve trained you to be better than that? Do you disappoint her like this?” And that degradation just gets este?! He works even harder to be better.

Also…Lance coming over one day and at first can’t get around ignoring his best friend. But then Esteban gets in the way and lance accidentally pushes him over and then sees how Esteban does enjoy it. Lance is so ruthless, the harshest out of the three of you. When he looks after este it’s very common to come home to este naked, in his collar with shoe prints on his back.

You’re mistress, Fernando is master and Lance is sir. And god does Esteban love it. There’s so many times where he’s just on his hands and knees, cups on his back because it’s closer to you than the table is, and you three are just talking about him. He gets so hard and leaks all over the floor and when Lance notices he pushes este down, spilling drinks everywhere and just laughs. “God the slave really can’t do anything right. Why do we keep him around?” Este just goes and cleans up and tries to be better

-🐉

Holy fuck, I am speechless. I saw this when I was at the gym and literally ran back home to answer it??

This is drop-dead beautiful. I’ll try to add my thoughts to it.

Human ashtray?? This idea is a thing of beauty and I can imagine him jolting with sudden pain and then immediately regretting it because he should’ve been better for you?? 

I honestly cannot think of leaving him to someone but if I could, it would be Fernando. We all know he is a fucking villain and he would keep Este in line when you are away. Somehow he is better at degrading Este than you because you take personal pride in training Este and you get disappointed before angry when he fails. 

Este would get very upset if he feels like he failed you, though. He would be very anxious about staying alone with Fernando but he wouldn’t dare beg you to stay. Fernando corners him, teases him and humiliates him throughout the weekend. Este takes this as a learning opportunity to be better for you and he thanks Fernando over and over again for helping with his training, whenever he is allowed to speak. You observe more marks than usual on Este when you are back and shoot Nando a questioning look.

“We had some kinks to work out but everything is fine now.”

Este grins so wide and so proud that it makes your heart melt. You have no doubt that he has been good for you because this little thing is unable to be bad on purpose!

And Lance, oh my god. I want to see him as a trainee master and he is just very ruthless and harsh for now. You use him for Este’s training and Este for his training but you and Fernando try to keep both in check in case Lance gets too ruthless. 

And boy, he loves stepping on Este. Like, not giving all his weight but enough to make Este whine. When Lance hits him, you can see it is harsher than both you and Fernando because Este’s face sours with actual pain. He enjoys it though. But when you think Lance went too far, you punish Lance too. I just love to think that Lance doesn’t have the privileges that Nando and you have. 

And leash?? Can we have a leash to move Este around the house? Like he would already follow you but there is a more special delight in just dragging him on the floor?

I think there would be a division of labour. You would train Este for new commands and chores. Fernando would make sure he does it well & correctly. And Lance would gladly punish him if he does it wrong. Este doesn’t need to do something wrong to be picked on by Lance, though, because even if he does everything right, Lance makes up an imaginary mistake. And he hits, slaps and spits on Este for it. I can see Lance as a sadistic little shit, he has so much potential but he also needs to learn the limits and consider the safety of the sub/slave more. Therefore, he is not allowed to fuck Este yet, until he is a trustworthy master. He can watch, though, but he cannot touch himself.

I am loving this too much and I am literally begging for more!!

[safetycar-restart]

KINKTOBER DAY 26: RESTRAINTS [ESTEBAN OCON X READER]

NOTE: This is an NSFW fic with sub!Esteban and dom!reader. If you are under 18 or uninterested, scroll past. Alternatively, if you like what you see here then consider checking out my blog :))

This work forms part of a kinktober series where I discuss a different kinky concept with a different motorsports athlete every day. We also discuss the concepts in more detail on my blog so if you have any thoughts, feel free to stop by!

It should come as a surprise to absolutely no one that Esteban is the sweetest little sub in the world. Truly the best boy! He LOVES being good for you, always looking for ways to serve you and make you happy.

And he's so giggly in scenes? Cause he just... he's so happy! He's being your good boy! Of course he's gonna be all giggly and smiley.

There is, however, one issue.

He's wriggly.

He tries SO hard to stay still, but he can't! He feels so good and he can't help the way he wriggles and moves around when you touch him, but it can get in the way of scenes. Like when you're trying to overestimate him but he cant stop his legs from shaking and moving.

The solution to this is restraints.

At first he's uncertain about it, and he actually thinks he's not good enough? He knows he's not supposed to be moving around as much as he is, and he can't help but think that you're disappointed in him and that the restraints are some sort of punishment.

But that couldnt be further from the truth.

You can see how hard he's trying to keep still, and you arent upset with him that he can't. You know it's not something he can control, and you can see that it's actually something that's distracting him. You want him to focus on what you're doing to him, on how he feels, on being present in the moment with you but he can't do that when all he's thinking about is trying to stay still.

Which is why you want to try restraints, because esteban won't have to think about staying still anymore. He'll have the restraints keeping him exactly where you want him and he can just focus on being a good boy for you.

When you say that, he's suddenly very interested. He can't deny that the thought of not having to worry about anything besides being good for you is very nice.

The first thing that you try is a spreader bar, keeping his ankles apart and then tying his ankles to each side of the bed too, so that he can't move his legs.

You take a moment to make sure he's comfortable, and he actually loves it? It's so easy to clear his head and relax back against the bed when he has absolutely nothing to worry about.

And it's so much easier for you to play with him like that, now that he can't get away from you at all.

Needless to say, restraints become a common element in scenes.

[graveltrip]

‼️

[russilton]

it's wild to me that lewis thinks george is so young... i am assuming ur having an interesting reaction to this news mark

I have been in and out of mental focus all day- so I had a long waffle about why lewis prob answered how he did and then read it back n realised it’s super boring and who cares lol.

I just like that he held his n Georges names til last like “here’s me I go here- oh shit I gotta put George on the board now- fuck I didn’t leave space- Ah fuck it”

Smooth, Sir Hamilton, none of us can tell who ur special little guy is, ur so mysterious.

It’s fine, he doesn’t need to know anyone’s ages his teammate is Mr “has clearly done extensive mental age gap math in his head”

Look at him he’s so proud of himself.

[silversainz]

Can you do prompt 5 “always know how to take care of me, little girl.” With Esteban ocon please ?

# warnings — dom!esteban, sub!reader, sir kink, degradation, humiliation, oral, (male receiving)

You looked so pretty in his eyes down on your knees, tears staining your cheeks, and mouth filled with his cock.

“You’re so gorgeous” you gaged feeling the tip of his dick hit the back of your throat as he pushed the back of your head down even more.

“Just imagine if somebody were to walk in here and see you on your knees for me” you moaned legs clenching together at the possibility of someone walking in, Esteban chuckled seeing the way his words affected you. He landed a soft slap to your cheek, groaning as he felt you hollow your cheeks around him.

“You’d like that huh, seeing you like a mess” he harshly gripped onto your hair pulling you off his cock, a sting of saliva falling down your chin onto your bare chest. His cock twitched in his hand seeing the mess you’d made from just his cock alone.

“Look at you,” he gripped onto your jawline, “a fucking mess” in a halt he picked you up, a yelp leaving your lips as he had you up against the wall one hand grabbing onto your hip as the other wrapped around your neck.

“Sir please” you begged legs going weak and cunt burning in desperation, “need you, please” he grunted at the sir falling off your lips so smoothly.

He lined his cock up with your wet folds slowly teasing you by pushing his tip in and out. You whined more tears pricking at the corner of your eyes, hands scratching down his back.

“Fuck baby, always know how to take care of me, huh little girl” your eyes rolled back as he pushed his cock all the way in your tight cunt, “letting me use you however i need, and want.” Your mouth fell open in silent moans as his dick hit your walls so perfectly.

“My perfect little girl”

[whorekneecentral]

kinktober - day 28: spanking/punishment // e.o31

Esteban Ocon x Fem!Reader

Warnings: spanking, teasing, a little brat taming, manhandling, oral (f!receiving), orgasm denial, fingering, the use of ‘slut’ in a sexual context, penetrative sex, doggy emoji or whatever pierre said, elements of dom/sub, sorta dom!estie, talks of breeding, creampie. 

Word Count: 1,492

Author’s Note: sorry for the delay in posting! // this is one of my favs so far tho! 

kinktober 2022 masterlist 

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Big hands, patience running thin can only lead to one thing. 

"Esteban, stop!” You shout, running down the stairs.

Your boyfriend was running down the stairs behind you, the two of you were supposed to go to dinner and he picked out the most hideous shirt on the planet to wear. It was bubblegum pink with blue polka dots on it; you weren't exactly sure where he got it but you know for a fact, he would not be caught dead wearing that with you.  

You are currently being chased around the kitchen by your boyfriend, the man trying to get his shirt back from you. You're standing on one side of the counter and your shirtless boyfriend is on the other, you've got his shirt in your hands and Esteban’s hands are pressed on the counter.

“Give it back,” he says and you shake your head.

“You’re lucky that I didn’t burn this thing.” You tell him, you pretend like you're gonna throw the shirt away but Esteban looks in the direction you were going to throw the shirt and you make a break for the bedroom.

You're sprinting up the stairs and before you could even look back, you can hear your boyfriend hot on your trail.

Esteban wraps his arms around you and manages to get you on the bed. You're pinned under him, looking up at your boyfriend and he smiles. You toss the hideous pink shirt over his shoulder, letting it fall on the floor.

The man flips you over, your face buried in the bed when you feel his hand come down to smack your ass. The force of the head pushed you forward a bit.

You let out a giggle and Esteban takes that as a sign to do it again.

Your boyfriend smacks your ass a few times before he stops. He pushes up your dress a bit and rubs the slightly red spot on your butt. “You never behave.” He says, fixing your dress for you.

He doesn't miss the way your legs pressed together and he smiles to himself. “You liked that?”

“I mean,” you let out a giggle, “yeah.”

Esteban’s hand slips back under your dress, between your legs. You feel his fingers brush over your panties. He smiles to himself when he sees the way your back arches and how your hips push back into him.

“Needy,” he mumbles, leaning down to kiss by your ear.

“Shut up,” you roll your eyes and Esteban pulls his hand away.

You roll over and look at your boyfriend, you're sitting up now and you're a bit confused as to why he stopped. He just smiles and walks off to the closet to get a different shirt. “C’mon, we have reservations.”

You were just about ready to strangle him but nonetheless you got up and fixed make up before putting on your jewellery.

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You were giving him attitude all through dinner. Esteban wasn't in the mood for it but he knew he was the cause of it. He had started something and then stopped; he wasn’t an idiot, he was the way it affected you.

The thought just never crossed his mind, until today.

His hand rested on your thigh as he drove home. Your hand tracing the outline of his hand resting on your thigh, you can’t help but notice how big his hand is. You shifted in your seat, your mind running back to before you left for dinner.

Esteban glances over at you. “What’s wrong?” The question fills the silence as he pulls into the driveway.

“Nothing,” you say, getting out and heading inside.

He gave you a few minutes before coming in, you were upstairs and he could hear the footsteps above him. “Y/n,” he calls, heading up the stairs. “Talk to me,” he says and you ignore him, you are changing for bed.

“Amour,” Esteban calls, grabbing your hand and pulling you to him.

You two stood in the middle of the bedroom, chest pressed to each other as you looked up at him. “What?” You finally answer him.

The man wasn't in the mood for your attitude, especially after putting up with it all through dinner. Now, Esteban was both taller and stronger than you and never did he use that to his advantage; it was always a fair game between the two of you but tonight was different.

Without second thought, your boyfriend pulls you over to the bed. He’s sitting on it and you’re bent over his lap, hands barely touching the ground when his hand comes down to hit your ass in the same spot as before.

“Why do you always have to be so difficult ?” He asks, hand coming down again but a little harder this time.

You ignore him, instead biting down on your lip to hold back the sounds threatening to leave.

Esteban grabs you by the chin, pulling your head back to look at him. “Don’t think I didn’t notice how much you liked that.”  He says, his free hand smacking your ass once more, he can see the excitement on your face. “Such a needy slut, hm?” He smiles, letting you drop onto your knees, his hand still on your chin when he leans down to kiss you.  

He pulls you up onto the bed, letting you lay on your back before he moves onto the floor. You glance at your boyfriend for a second, the man pulling you towards the edge of the bed by your legs and you let out a giggle, which earns you a smile.

The room was quiet, heavy; you could cut the tension with a knife.

Esteban pulls your panties down, the fabric tucked into the pocket of his pants now as he kisses up your thigh, leaving behind little marks and a sloppy trail of kisses.

Your hips buck when you feel his tongue lap over your cunt. His tongue taking an extra moment on your clit before he decides to stay there. Your hand tangles in his short hair, giving it a slight tug to pull him forward a bit.

“Fuck, oh god,” you breathe when you feel him push two fingers into you.

Your boyfriend knew you like the back of his hand, he knew exactly what to do to leave you in a mess, putty in his hands.  

“Este, please - god do that again.” You tell him, pulling on his hair again.

Between the way your thighs were squeezing his head and your hips bucked at the slightest movement of his fingers, he knew you were close.

You were so close, teetering on the edge of orgasm when your boyfriend stopped.

His mouth, his fingers; gone.

“Esteban, what the hell.” You huffed, sitting up and looking at the man.

Your boyfriend smiles, standing up. You were irritated, between before dinner and now, you weren’t in the mood for him. You had moved away from him, crawling over to your side of the bed when the man grabs you by the hips, pulling you back to him.

You’re on your hands and knees, your boyfriend behind you. The tip of his cock brushing over your clit before moving to push into you. You fall forward into the bed, your face buried in the mattress as he sets the pace.

Hard and rough, not enough to hurt you but enough to tell you that he didn’t like your attitude without actually saying it.

Esteban wanted to hear you.

He pulls you up by your hair, your back arched and his hand now on your chin. “C’mon amour, let me hear all those pretty sounds you make.” He says, the angle you were at puts him deeper than before.

The slightest movements and you can feel it in your stomach. It’s like he can hear your thoughts because his hand moves from your chin to your stomach. An arm wrapped around your torso, his big hand spread over your stomach, “you’d look so pretty with a baby in you, hm?”

Esteban lets you fall back onto the bed, both of his hands on your hips. “Maybe I should fuck one into you.”

Your moans are muffled by the fact that your face was buried in the sheets. Esteban’s thrusts are rough, his hips digging into your ass with each one.

He knew you like the back of his hand, he knew you were about to cum and he already denied you once, he didn’t have the heart to do it again.

You were close enough that you could taste it, a few more thrusts and you’re over the edge, his name falling from your lips. The way you were clenching around him causes him to follow behind you, the man falling onto your back.

The two of you are laying there, Esteban on top of you still and you let out a laugh.

“What?” He asks, confused.

“Nothing,” you hum. “I love you,” you tell him.

Esteban smiles, “I love you too.”

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[f0point5]

You asked, and I answered.

Alright, buckle up folks here is my overanalyzed date possibilities list.

First, let’s list out everyone who has been a driver since Max joined in 2015. There are 46 of them (including temporary subs and those who didn’t finish seasons).

Now, let’s cut everyone who joined after 2021 as per your previous answer. Down to 41:

Lando Norris,Yuki Tsunoda, Lance Stroll, Mick Schumacher, Nikita Mazepin, Charles Leclerc, George Russell, Max Verstappen, Alex Albon, Pierre Gasly, Esteban Ocon, Sergey Sirotkin, Nicholas Latifi, Pascal Werhlein, Carlos Sainz, Antonio Giovinazzi, Daniil Kvyat, Kevin Magnussen, Rio Haryanto, Stoffel Vandoorne, Felipe Nasr, Jolyon Palmer, Esteban Gutierrez, Will Stevens, Roberto Merhi, Sergio Perez, Marcus Ericsson, Brendon Hartley, Valtteri Bottas, Daniel Ricciardo, Nico Hulkenberg, Sebastian Vettel, Romain Grosjean, Lewis Hamilton, Robert Kubica, Nico Rosberg, Pastor Moldonado, Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Kimi Raikkonen, and Jenson Button.

Age has to come in now. No one more than 10 years older. That leaves us 33 people:

Lando Norris,Yuki Tsunoda, Lance Stroll, Mick Schumacher, Nikita Mazepin, Charles Leclerc, George Russell, Max Verstappen, Alex Albon, Pierre Gasly, Esteban Ocon, Sergey Sirotkin, Nicholas Latifi, Pascal Werhlein, Carlos Sainz, Antonio Giovinazzi, Daniil Kvyat, Kevin Magnussen, Rio Haryanto, Stoffel Vandoorne, Felipe Nasr, Jolyon Palmer, Esteban Gutierrez, Will Stevens, Roberto Merhi, Sergio Perez, Marcus Ericsson, Brendon Hartley, Valtteri Bottas, Daniel Ricciardo, Nico Hulkenberg, and Sebastian Vettel.

Then we can cut the REALLY irrelevant (aka people everyone forgets existed) drivers because she simply would never date one of them. Now we’re at 25 options:

Lando Norris, Yuki Tsunoda, Lance Stroll, Mick Schumacher, Nikita Mazepin, Charles Leclerc, George Russell, Max Verstappen, Alex Albon, Pierre Gasly, Esteban Ocon, Nicholas Latifi, Carlos Sainz, Antonio Giovinazzi, Daniil Kvyat, Kevin Magnussen, Stoffel Vandoorne, Felipe Nasr, Sergio Perez, Marcus Ericsson, Brendon Hartley, Valtteri Bottas, Daniel Ricciardo, Nico Hulkenberg, and Sebastian Vettel.

Let’s cut people based on whose vibes would NEVER work with her (and Estie Bestie because he doesn’t work with Max so by extension her). Down to 15 options:

Lando Norris, Lance Stroll, Mick Schumacher, Charles Leclerc, George Russell, Max Verstappen, Alex Albon, Pierre Gasly, Nicholas Latifi, Carlos Sainz, Kevin Magnussen, Stoffel Vandoorne, Marcus Ericsson, Daniel Ricciardo, and Sebastian Vettel.

Now we can cut Max and Mick. So 13 options.

Then we can cut some for not being willing to make a move or not interested. Which leaves us 10 options:

Lando Norris, Lance Stroll, Charles Leclerc, George Russell, Alex Albon, Pierre Gasly, Nicholas Latifi, Carlos Sainz, Stoffel Vandoorne, and Marcus Ericsson.

Now, I think we can cut Alex and George because I don’t think they would get along. So we have 8 left. So we need to consider Lando, Pierre, Carlos, Lance, Charles, Latifi, Vandoorne, and Ericsson. All could vibe IMO.

One date with Lando. I know they’re friends now but I could see him making a move when he realized Max wasn’t before a mutual friend zoning occurred.

Pierre and Carlos would both be ballsy enough to ask her out and I think she would consider a date with either of them. Both are former Max teammates too so they could’ve gotten close then. Both kinda cocky.

Lance is one of my personal favorites. He’s funny, kinda fiesty at times. I don’t think she would care about the nepo aspect and he’s friends with Mick so the intro is there. Plus we’ve seen the pic of her and Lance so we know they’re at least casual friends.

Charles could work too. Casual with Max, not over the top, good driver. No obvious reason against him.

Latifi is funny, doesn’t take himself too seriously, and could’ve been a single date.

Vandornne is also Dutch. Could be a pro there for them. Maybe met him a bit growing up because of it. Don’t know enough about his vibes to totally rule him out. He’s a Formula E champ, which would be a pro.

Ericsson is also there. Does decent in Indy which is a plus. I just have a feeling it’s not him for truly no real reason.

My guesses at which I’m order or likelihood is:

Lando

Lance

Pierre

Vandornne

Carlos

Latifi

Charles

Ericsson

I feel like I have to have at least 1 of the 3 in those final 10. I’d like to think all 3 but there could be a curevball in there idk. There’s also a shot in potentially missing someone in my original 46.

- 🤠

THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE COMMITMENT WE NEED.

Little cowboy person, I salute you 🫡

That vibe cut was brutal lol

You do indeed have at least 1 correct ;)

The math is 99.999% mathing

I LOVE THIS COMMITMENT LEVEL THOUGH. I’m getting all choked up

[f1]

Not the safest: F1 drivers unhappy with change to turn one barrier | 2023 Canadian Grand Prix

Formula 1 drivers are unhappy with the alteration made to the turn one barrier at the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve for this year’s race. The run-off area opposite the turn one kink previously led directly back onto the circuit after turn two, across a strip of asphalt. However for this year’s event a new concrete barrier has been installed, denying drivers the opportunity to rejoin the track with minimal time loss. As a result, drivers who have gone off at the corner have experimented with different ways of rejoining the track. Some have turned around sharply, losing a lot of time by rejoining early in turn two. Others have rejoined the track closer to the barrier. Esteban Ocon said he accepts the reason for the barrier’s introduction but isn’t convinced it’s a change for the better. “I understand a little bit the safety issue that there is behind it, that if you lose the brakes, you can T-bone another car in front,” he said. “So that’s one way to see it. “But at the moment, it makes it difficult to to rejoin to the other side of the track because it’s a very narrow angle. So things to review for next year but we and the FIA are aware of of the compromise.” Gasly also found it difficult to rejoin at turn two Lando Norris expects the barrier to be changed more quickly than that, saying yesterday “it shall be changing tonight from what I’ve heard, and I pray to God that it does.” His team mate Oscar Piastri is one of the drivers who has experienced the difficulty of rejoining the circuit after going off at that point on the track. “I had one trip through the grass myself and it was not the safest of regions, even with the best I could,” he said. “I’ve seen some of the other attempts to follow and it’s quite incredible. So I hope the wall goes.” George Russell, who is a director of the Grand Prix Drivers’ Association, is unhappy they were not consulted on the change before it was made. “We all spoke about that last night, in hindsight we probably should have been consulted about the views on that before decisions were made and we all agreed that it’s sub-optimal.” Advert | Become a RaceFans supporter and go ad-free 2023 Canadian Grand Prix Browse all 2023 Canadian Grand Prix articles via RaceFans - Independent Motorsport Coverage https://www.racefans.net/

[bambi-marquez]

my sporting scrapbook - part 7/?:

2021 hungarian grand prix - formula 1

p1 - esteban ocon

p2 - lewis hamilton

p3 - carlos sainz

[hamiltonwc]

This is my f1 drivers ranking (based on just my emotions)

loml, the only man in the world:Lewis Hamilton

Absolutely love them, would go to war for them: Charles Leclerc, Lance Stroll, Sebastian Vettel, George Russell, Mick Schumacher, Esteban Ocon, Pierre Gasly, Yuki Tsunoda, Nicholas Latifi, Alex Albon, Valtteri Bottas

I feel like these divers give off family vibes so they have their own sub-ranking

Grumpy Grandfather: Fernando Alonso

That weird uncle: Daniel Ricciardo

My child: Guanyu Zhou

Absent father, who always looks at you in disappointment: Kevin Magnussen.

On thin fucking ice: Lando Norris, Carlos Sainz

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩: Max Verstappen, Checo Pérez

[deepdowninshipperhell]

Used this lovely day to post another fic because ✨ I cannot be stopped ✨

This one was also written for the F1 Squick Prompt Meme Tabs and I are modding, so feel free to go check it out, leave some of your own kinky prompts, maybe I’ll be intrigued and open a doc for them :D

The Guide To Taking Care Of Your Younger Teammate

Relationship: Fernando Alonso/Esteban Ocon

Rating: E

Word count: 3k

Chapters: 1/1

Tags: Male Lactation, Lactation Kink, Slight Dom/Sub Dynamics, Esteban getting babied, Age Difference

Summary: Fernando, perhaps foolishly, thinks that contract negotiations with Alpine are going exceedingly well.

That is, of course, until the curve ball is dropped: “We’d like you to breastfeed Esteban.”

Please check it out if you’d like to! I know it’s a little more Out There, so mind the tags <3

[rolling-restart]

Getting a strap on so you can fuck Estes face when he does his tasks well. Training him to be able to take it (you get a big one) without gagging.

-🐉

Okay so while Este thrives on being ignored, he likes it even more when you take your time to train him!

I think he would be a mess when you first start training his throat but he wouldn’t want you to go easy on him so you start big anyway. You roll your eyes at him choking miserably on it and tell him to wipe his tears because he looks pathetic. This drives Este insane but even though he tries to wipe his tears and saliva repeatedly, he is still a wet mess on your strap. Which you actually like to see but you cannot let Este know.

He likes it even more when you grab him by the hair and fuck his throat while he tries to breathe around it. You follow the physical cues closely to not hurt him for real because he is so lost in the feeling of being used by you he might forget safe wording if he needs it. You also catch him practising on his dildos behind your back. You punish him harshly, obviously but you are also low-key proud of his dedication!

[alfalfatauri]

1D songs that make me think of the 2020 grid

(In honour of One Direction’s 10 year anniversary)

Lewis Hamilton: Nobody Compares. A bit obvious perhaps but it’s true! Swap out ‘no one ever looks so good in a dress’ with race-related terms and BAM! Written for Lewis himself. ‘So London with your own style’ – who else do you see saying what he is saying?

Sebastian Vettel: I instantly thought of History. And I know it’s just because of recent events, but this is ‘songs that make me think of…’ and History made me think of Seb.

Charles Leclerc: Don’t Forget Where You Belong (Monaco edition). Yes, this is about me being angry at him.

Valterri Bottas: Na Na Na, I guess. Only justified by the line ‘we got a bit of love hate’ which makes me think of Valterri and the podium.

Lando Norris: Girl Almighty. Does the song make any sense? No. But his light really is as loud as as many ambulances.

Carlos Sainz: Night Changes because I’m bitter about having once been the No. 1 Carlos stan and then finding out he’s a fascist. Yes, One Direction, it does drive me crazy just how fast the night changes.

Antonio Giovanazzi: I forget he’s even here tbh and I don’t have a good answer. Another World I guess because it’s the song I forget they wrote.

Daniel Ricciardo: Temporary Fix. It’s horny and maybe it’s the Aussie in him but Daniel strikes me as the horniest on the grid.

Max Verstappen: No Control. Most Chaotic driver on the grid 100% gets One Direction’s most Chaotic song. It’s also the second-only to Temporary Fix as the most horny.

Nicholas Latifi: Infinity. Nice song for a nice lad. Nothing more to say.

Daniil Kvyat: Alive? I guess… Look, I don’t know him enough.

Esteban Ocon: The most underrated driver on the grid deserves the most underrated song: Fireproof.

Kimi Raikkonen: Stockholm Syndrome. ‘Who’s that shadow holding me hostage? I’ve been here for days’. Just let the man retire.

Alex Albon: Ready to Run. Red Bull need to give Alex a better chance and let him loose, let him run, ‘escape from the city and follow the sun’!

Lance Stroll: Walking in the Wind. I do like the song, it’s just kind of bland and I don’t think about it often.

Sergio Perez: Why Don’t We Go There. Sergio to Lance at the start of this season: “It looks nice at the front of the grid… why don’t we go there?” And go there they did.

Pierre Gasly: He just makes me think of Happily.

Kevin Magnussen: Something Great. All I want is another KMag podium. Is it too much to ask for something great?

Romain Grosjean: Same Mistakes. Sorry Romain I do support you and if it wasn’t for you not backing up Lewis about taking a knee I’d have picked a nicer song. Instead you get this: ‘You pray, pray, pray that everything will be okay, while you’re making all the same mistakes.’

George Russell: I Would. ‘I can’t compete with your boyfriend – he’s got 27 tattoos’. Sub out tattoos for ‘years with Mercedes’. But it’s okay! Just like 1D all got inked, George is gonna get that Merc seat one day.

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rating F1 drivers on how relaxed i would feel if i was trapped in a room with them and had to find a way out

(THIS IS COMPLETELY MY OPINION!!! mainly based on my own perceptions so dont take it seriously plz x)

Lewis Hamilton : 6/10 - feel like he would be panicking a bit which would stress me out, but he’d definitely eventually manage to get us help / escape

Valtteri Bottas : 3/10 - look, i would be freaking out and i cannot see him being able to deal with that, plus he’d probably just stand there and wait for someone else to get us out

Sebastian Vettel : 10/10 - WOULD GIVE EXCEPTIONAL EMOTIONAL SUPPORT!!!!!! strong dad vibes and will stop at nothing to get us out without calling for help (cuz he’s used to doing everything by himself *cough* ferrari *cough*)

Charles Leclerc : 5/10 - he’s a bit of a millenial so would be filming everything and crying when he can’t get signal. feel like he’d give good hugs though

Max Verstappen : 7/10 - i’d make a passing comment that it’s impossible to get out and he’d be like is that so? let me just put my heart and soul into escaping then. minus points for lack of emotional support given (he would try though)

Alex Albon : 9/10 - hugshugshugs!!!!! love and support on tap, will talk about completely unrelated things to take my mind off it. immaculate vibes

Lando Norris : 7.5/10 - would probably find a way to stream it and ask chat for help, which would make me laugh, but minus points because he’d be freaking out more than me

Carlos Sainz : 2/10 - would be waaaay too nonchalant about everything in a way that just makes me more stressed and only tries to help me escape when i yell at him

Daniel Ricciardo : 10000/10 - impossible to have a mental breakdown in this mans presence!!! will 1. get you out with no problems 2. will joke around whilst you do it and 3. give the best hugs. amazing <3

Esteban Ocon : 5/10 - feel like he’d natter on about completely random things but unlike Alex, does not provide love and support quite the same so loses points for that

Sergio Perez : 7/10 - same kind of thing as Carlos in that he’d be a bit too calm but would actually try and get us out after a while. good hugging potential too - immaculate dad vibes

Lance Stroll : 6/10 - will try his absolute hardest to get out but will be too focused on that and not on me having a breakdown in the corner ❤️

Pierre Gasly : 8.5/10 - SOFT! BIG HUGS! ability to calm you down no matter what, with added bonus of dreamy french accent x

Daniil Kvyat : 8/10 - get the feeling that he’d know EXACTLY what to do in that situation and would probably have the tools ready to get us out? lots of points for quick escape but a couple minus points for sub-par emotional support

Romain Grosjean : 7/10 - dad vibes once again! hopeless at trying to escape so that’s where he drops points but it’s alright because he radiates love and support

Kevin Magnussen : 5/10 - same as Dani in that he would probably know how to escape but think he’d be too lazy to try until he realises help wont be coming for a while. feel like he’d be good at calming me down though

Antonio Giovinazzi : 9/10 - just way too pure for this earth! hugs provided, jokes told, calming words spoken, top quality stuff. loses one point because he has better hair than me

Kimi Raikkonen : 10/10 - hot take for this one but it is impossible to freak out with this man in the room. he’d be WAY too calm but somehow that’d make me calm???? can’t explain it but yeah maximum points

George Russell : 8/10 - will and i repeat WILL!!!!!! get us out of there no question about it. will use his technical voice and talk me through everything he’s doing to try escape and i’ll be too busy trying to figure out what the fuck everything he’s saying actually means i won’t have time to panic. loses two points because he’ll act like its a skysports interview

Nicholas Latifi : 9.5/10 - will just sit down on the floor, break out his phone and show me some quality memes / twitch clips. that’s enough for a 9.5 from me x

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Abu Dhabi Grand Prix: Max Verstappen quickest as Lewis Hamilton returns

Hamilton is again within the Mercedes after lacking the final race with coronavirus

Crimson Bull’s Max Verstappen narrowly edged Mercedes driver Valtteri Bottas to steer first observe on the season-ending Abu Dhabi Grand Prix.

Hamilton missed the primary half of the session with a brake downside.

The world champion was 1.3secs off the tempo and behind Renault’s Esteban Ocon and Crimson Bull’s Alexander Albon.

The primary session at Abu Dhabi is notoriously unrepresentative as a result of it takes place within the warmth of the day, whereas qualifying and race are held at sundown, when observe temperatures drop, affecting automobile efficiency.

Including to the irrelevance of the headline lap instances, Verstappen’s quickest lap was set on the quickest delicate tyre, as have been these of Ocon and Albon, whereas Bottas and Hamilton have been working the laborious, which is slowest over one lap.

It was a largely uneventful session, though Albon had a spin on the chicane of Turns 11 and 12, and Renault’s Daniel Ricciardo didn’t set a lap time after stopping on observe with a fuel-pressure downside.

Ferrari driver Charles Leclerc trialled a brand new flooring in preparation for the 2021 season, when F1 is introducing rule modifications which are geared toward slowing the vehicles to scale back the chance of tyre failures. A portion of the rear flooring is minimize away to scale back downforce.

Mick Schumacher, driving on this first session for Haas as a warm-up for his commencement to F1 for the US-based crew, was 18th quickest, forward solely of his team-mate Pietro Fittipaldi.

Lando Norris was thirteenth quickest, two locations behind his McLaren team-mate Carlos Sainz, whereas George Russell was sixteenth on his return to Williams after subbing for Hamilton in Bahrain last weekend.

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Lewis Hamilton determined to contest German Grand Prix despite illness

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Lewis Hamilton determined to contest German Grand Prix despite illness

Listen to the German Grand Prix on BBC Radio 5 Live and BBC Sport website from 14:00 BST

At one point on Saturday morning, Lewis Hamilton was not even sure he would be able to race in the German Grand Prix, so bad did he feel with an illness that has been bothering him this weekend at Hockenheim and which took a turn for the worse overnight.

His Mercedes team had prepared the car for the possibility that they might have to sub the world champion out of qualifying and replace him with reserve driver Esteban Ocon.

So to take yet another pole position was a bigger achievement than it might at first look in a season that so far has passed in a blur of silver.

“I was really not expecting to be able to fight for pole today,” Hamilton said. “I felt pretty bad this morning and there was a moment when we weren’t even sure we would be doing the weekend.

“But I have never missed a race weekend in my life and for us competitors you can’t miss a single race.

“I haven’t even been in most of the [engineering] meetings; I’ve just been sleeping and then waking up and getting in the car. But the team have done such a great job in terms of the processes we went through and I was really happy with the car in my last lap.”

It’s not entirely clear whether Hamilton would have been able to take pole had Ferrari, who went into qualifying as favourites, not shot themselves in the foot again, with the cars of both Charles Leclerc and Sebastian Vettel going out with engine problems that left them 10th and last respectively.

But Hamilton was so pleased with his performance, despite his discomfort, that he reckoned he would have had a chance either way.

“It would have been close between us and the Ferraris,” he said. “I am not convinced they would have been much quicker than us, if at all. Leclerc was doing some good times over the weekend but it wasn’t meant to be.”

Hamilton would not say what was wrong with him, simply saying he was “a bit under the weather”.

Team boss Toto Wolff said: “There is a flu going around in the paddock and he was not feeling great.” And Mercedes said he had been off colour since earlier in the week.

Hamilton added: “It has been a real challenge and tomorrow is going to be worse.

“Just doing 12 laps today – and yesterday in practice – was so hard. I don’t know how tomorrow will go.

“I will try to sleep as much as I can and just try to recuperate and make sure I have got as much energy as possible. If it is super-hot like yesterday or even like today it could be really bad, but if it’s a little bit cooler like it’s forecast to be, it might it ease it up a little bit. But where there’s a will there’s a way. I won’t give up, that’s for sure.”

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Another Ferrari fiasco

Ferrari should have had at least two wins so far this season – and arguably could have had as many as four – yet halfway through the year they remain on zero. And qualifying at the German Grand Prix showed exactly why.

They went into qualifying looking favourites but, remarkably, the cars of both Leclerc and Vettel broke down. And from looking like they could have locked out the front row, they start in the midfield and right at the back.

Vettel did not even manage a single flying lap – his intercooler developed a problem as soon as he left the pits at the start of the first session. It was the second time in three races the German’s qualifying has been hit by an engine problem. And he said it felt “very bitter” for it to happen at his home race.

Leclerc made it through the first and second sessions – quickest on soft tyres in the first; second behind Lewis Hamilton in the second, when both switched to mediums, because they wanted the more durable tyre to start the race – only for his car’s fuel-pump drive to fail and force him to miss the top-10 shootout.

It’s unknown exactly how things would have shaken out had the Ferraris made it into the final part of qualifying to dispute pole with Hamilton. But as Leclerc said: “Mercedes were very quick but we definitely had the pace to challenge them at least. It’s a shame.”

So the Italian team have another failure to add to what is becoming an embarrassingly long list this year. It’s worth going through them, to underline what might have been.

Leclerc lost victory in Bahrain when his engine went sour in the closing laps

Vettel spun while racing Hamilton in Bahrain and turned a second place into a fifth

Leclerc crashed out of qualifying in Azerbaijan when looking a certain bet for pole

Ferrari made a strategic error that led to Leclerc being knocked out in the first session of qualifying in Monaco

Vettel made a mistake while leading in Canada and went off track, leading to the penalty that cost him the race

Vettel had a problem with the air pressure line to the engine in qualifying in Austria, where he could have joined Leclerc on the front row

And now both cars have had engine problems in qualifying in Germany

On top of that, Leclerc made a series of small errors in qualifying in the early races of the season, until turning around his form after Canada.

There is also a question mark over whether Ferrari made a mistake in choosing to start Leclerc on soft tyres rather than mediums in Austria. Had he been on the mediums, he may have been able to stop later and hold off Max Verstappen’s late charge to victory for Red Bull.

And that’s without even going into the questionable wisdom of their employment of team orders – largely to favour Vettel – in all of the first five races.

All told, it makes for grim reading, especially as their title challenges in 2017 and 2018 also unravelled as a result of a combination of reliability problems, driver errors and operational issues. And it underlines both the seriousness of the malaise at the team, and their apparent inability to do anything about it.

After qualifying, Wolff told Sky: “Ferrari have an illness that they need to cure and we need them so we can have a competitive championship.”

Tyre choice available for the German Grand Prix

Wolff later said he had got himself “lost in translation” with that comment, and that he had been thinking of the German “die Seuche” which has a double meaning.

He explained: “It means illness but it [also] means having lots of problems all the time – you don’t seem to be getting yourself out of problems; it is nothing to do with an illness. When I said it, I felt like I probably said the wrong thing.”

The semantics, though, were largely irrelevant. Either way, Wolff had summed up the situation well.

Leclerc was his usual modest and humble self, pointing out that he had made his own mistakes this year so he could hardly question the team.

But he did add: “I feel for the team. One car is difficult, two cars is very, very unlikely and very difficult for the team. We need to understand the issues to try to not to reproduce them.”

The problem is, there are precious few signs as yet of the team being able to achieve that ambition.

Verstappen is hoping to add to his Austrian Grand Prix victory with a win at Hockenheim

Hamilton v Verstappen looks tasty

Had Leclerc – and Vettel – been up at the front as well, the race would have been set up nicely, for a fight between the dominant figures of the older generation and the two men who look most likely to take their place over the next few years.

But one man of each generation remains, and that means there is the chance of the first straight fight for victory between Hamilton and Verstappen. Which is a mouth-watering prospect.

Hamilton says his position in the championship will not affect his desire to battle Verstappen hard, despite the Dutchman’s take-no-prisoners reputation.

“I’m here to win,” he said. “So we battle. I approach it with respect. He’s experienced enough now that I don’t think I’ll have to approach it with caution. And for sure I’ll be pushing.

“But every time I approach it I am always trying to make sure I keep position and don’t collide with anyone. I will try to stay as far away from his possible.”

Verstappen did not sound that convinced that he would be able to take the fight to Mercedes. He’s concerned that the need to start on soft tyres after an engine problem in second qualifying could hinder him, against the Mercedes on mediums.

“I don’t know at the moment how much a fight we can put on,” said Verstappen, fresh from his monumental battle with Leclerc at Silverstone two weeks ago. “We have a different strategy but we will always give it a go.

“It doesn’t matter to me who it is [I’m fighting with] – if it’s Lewis or Charles. Of course I know Charles a bit better because we were racing a lot in the younger years in go-karting but it doesn’t matter. As long as you are fighting for victory that’s a positive thing.

There is also a chance for rain, in which both men excel.

“I love the rain,” Hamilton said. “So if it rains, no problem.”

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