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parjuuzwoonn5 · 1 year
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nvlv9uyhfqf · 1 year
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you want a new kind of guy, fine, i raise you: the lady i was briefly roommates with in college who once smoked a blunt at a party and then spent an hour confessing earnestly to me that she genuinely preferred reading detailed episode recaps over actually watching the tv show in question
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peitalo · 10 months
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Helloooooo i will be making art / participating in art fight agaun soon, my partner & i’s car got totaled while parked by a fucking jeep wrangler rolling down a hill in neutral. Looney toons car accident 😭👍 no one was harmed bc both cars were empty this whole situation has been so odd
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bosspigeon · 2 years
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*BEEP BEEP* IT'S ME AGAIN
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So, because my life is one cosmic dick punch after another, I am getting booted out of my apartment after this weekend.
Due to the actions of my housemate over the past 8 months, which began with the carpet being torn up in one of the rooms in our unit and ended with her being arrested for assaulting me, the landlord would not renew the lease even with just me. I have another apartment (hopefully) lined up for July, but between now and then, I'm Pretty Well Boned.
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I've got the money put aside for my deposit for the place, a steady job with pretty good pay, and very understanding employers, but I'm still scrambling to find a place to stay for this month. And with that, on top of costs of things like a storage unit and (potentially) movers, I need help again. I thought I was past this, but once again, here we are. Anything helps, donations or just sharing around!
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ktinastrikesback · 1 year
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suncaptor · 5 months
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George is so funny and evil angsting and guilt tripping Meredith that she chose a dog over him.... girl if you made me choose between a roommate and a dog of mine I would kick you out in a heartbeat.... its not a choice come on that dog isn't giving ultimatums. ...
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alistairian · 6 months
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Just going to deliberately park in the "staff only" spots at our apartment now since they kicked us all out of our parking lot with 0 alternative, just a note saying there's "plenty of street parking available" (that wasn't even true before they added 30+ extra vehicles and a construction zone to the mix) and I'm tired of driving around the block every night looking for a spot that isn't a mile away from our building and getting notes on my car telling me I'm parking on private property because god-forbid I park in front of someone's lawn.
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createacamillahect · 17 days
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camilla hect stabbing jod to death because he hurt nonalecto (they kiss on his corpse after)
YES you get it anon. you get it.
Turns out the secret to killing Jod is love. His birth as God was filled with disregard for others, so when Camilla stabs him for Nonalecto, he eventually stays down. He regenerates just enough that the stabbing is brutal, bloody and satisfying. She kicks him and stabs him several more times after he's stopped regenerating. Nonalecto might forgive easily but she does not.
She's dripping sweat and covered in blood not her own when she turns around and pulls Nona to her. Camilla kisses her fiercely and Nona bites hard, still working on bite control. Camilla's so riled up at this point though, she just moans hard into the kiss.
Camilla breaks away and sits on John's ribcage, as a final fuck you for his entitlement to Nonalecto. She pulls Nona into her lap. Nona settles down ontop of her thighs and Camilla continues the make out. She starts to leave marks down her neck, paying attention to her wants and needs in the way John never did.
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dwtdog · 24 days
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things are a bit weird but I'm taking steps to possibly renting an apartment with a friend for a year :0 it depends on if I get into the program I signed up for or not
wait that's fun :OO prayge for u to get into the program
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varietysky · 2 months
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I wish it was socially acceptable to hiss like a cat at people. it conveys much more than words sometimes. like,, go away lol
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shanghaichicane · 2 months
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would it KILL my roommate to not play loud music/watch tv with the volume up at night when im trying to/getting ready to sleep like. girl you KNOW how thin these walls are
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crtastrophic · 9 months
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fighting for my fucking life trying to convince my brain that it's fine (and normal and in fact probably beneficial for me in the long term) to spend money on furniture
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wootzietoozee · 4 months
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my lease is ending july 2024 and my landlord is terrible and trying to get me to pay more for a renewed lease so i’m trying to scrape together some funds to move in the meantime!! any help is v much appreciated :3
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gentlethorns · 6 months
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i have always been and will always be utterly fucking insane. help
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cinewhore · 11 months
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spoke to a lady that was so mean to me about subleasing my apartment like yes i love being berated at 9am
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