#suck it Kermit
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Amazing
#credit to the person who made this#and to the person on Twitter who I screenshot it from#credit to owner#everything about this is perfect#eagles#fly eagles fly#go birds#suck it Kermit
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don't let anyone tell you that DJO had a bad time in Portland. 🙂↔️
This was just one of many times Joe expressed his enjoyment for the city and the crowd, and just before this joked that they were all moving here next. 🤗
#posting because annoying people are acting like the crowd sucked and that the guys were treated poorly#which.... couldn't be further from the truth.#the man was grinning like kermit the frog the entire night idk To Me it's weird people are almost victimizing him 😭#y'all infantilize him tew much#djo#joe keery#this is also funny because someone said i lied about being barricade which is insane focus on your first marriage#video#djo tour#djo portland night 3
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I was just trying to figure out how I want to draw everybody but I had L04 on and it turned into the bit at the end
#mission to zyxx#it was just supposed to be a quick scribble but then i colored it#and i had a horrible time trying to figure out timelines#bc the mullet thing happened mid s1 as far as i can tell#but then alden apparently said the hair rejected him or smth#and this was between s1 and s2 so I just drew him like s1 pleck#(no stubble-alliance haircut)#but i still don't know how i feel about that#ooh and i forgot gap teeth here but i'm still debating that#pleck's base design and dar's design i feel pretty good about in terms of how i imagine them#nermut's is okay too though I need to work on angles#in my head he looks Kermit-ish. not cause the names rhyme. he just exudes that energy#c-53 i have no clue. i think he would've been in the enforcer frame here#and i suck at robots#so he kinda looks like someone was operating off a loose memory of shockwave from transformers#(because that's what happened)
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YYYAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!
THE THING IS HAPPENING!!
It's FINALLY HAPPENING!!!!!
(insert reason for excitement)
#sfw#the muppets#kermit the frog#celebration#yay#happy#excited#im moving#my old place sucked#new place is cozy#studio apartment
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i wonder if my mom has noticed i havent eaten for 2 days. probably not and if she does shell probably get pissy at me about it
#im not ruining this for me though#i can wait until tomorrow#im exhausted though. this does kind of suck.#and if im not at 142 or less tomorrow i might kermit
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I downloaded tumblr again i cant stay away from this cursed website nor do i want to. I downloaded the app onto my phone for updates on Kermit's funeral (rip). Now i am preparing myself for dashcon next year. We are so back
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your posts about stranger things has the same energy as me begging my brain not to watch voltron every few years.
you know i'm genuinely at the point where i've made peace with voltron. i think fondly of my old klance aus. sure things ended badly but there were gigantic robot cats who doesn't love that?
stranger things and i however. we have not seen eye to eye since season two. and i was never even that into it. so why the HELL am i being haunted this way....
#answered asks#kermit-coded#like depressingly th Only redeeming factor of s4 for me#was the estranged friendship breakup thing mike and will had going on everything else sucked ass to me#so Of Fucking Course they holed up in a corner of my hbrain#i was a mike girlie i wont lie when i first saw s1 and s2 i loved hm#still hold that scene where he screams at hopper in s2 abt lying to him in my peak cinema hall of fame lineup#but UGHHH its gotten so bad and i was never even an active?? fan???#and then theres the whole n*ah schn*pp thing. as well.#those psots from star wars fans abt star wars would be so good if it was good? me @ stranger things.#why am i. in the tag rn. i should be asleep
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i have remembered the (: best (: bit of info from my surgeon call yesterday
i may end up with an ng tube again (:
thankfully the feeding kind not the suction kind, so itll be much thinner and hopefully less miserable, and its not a sure thing either, but *man* i am not looking forward to even the possibility
#mochi rambles#mochi's medical mischief#context for those who may not know#ng or nasal gastric whatever tubes go in thru your nose down the back of your throat into your stomach#i had one for threeish days of my first hospitalization and it was legitimately the worst thing thats ever happened to me#and that is fucking *saying* something considering the bullshit that is my life#but it was to suck out my blockage so it was apx the thickness of a bullet point sharpie#aka FAT AS FUCK#the feeding types are much thinner acording to cherry#but im still scrungly kermit face no thx#but if it means i dont detatch hoses in my guts i guess ill fucking deal with it#but ill be mad about it the whole time
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i really need to get out more. 10 seconds into a conversation at a neighbors birthday and I called their head shiny
Hey there
Hi there
How's it going?
Good. You?
Good. *nods nods*
...
Your heads shiny
#on the plus side i got a margarita#and some beer fire emoji🔥🔥🔥#also the neighbor having their birthday said we could go downstairs n stuff if it was too loud#i would have kissed her if there werent a shit ton load of people and my lips werent shitty as hell (like always sad face)#IM USUALLY VERY GOOD TALKING TO MY NEIGHBORS BUT TODAY I SUCK BALLS!#bruh some guy just screamed “are you cruching” or something#everyone is lil drunk here me thinks#i mean im used to that but theres like 30 people eeeeeeee#ok im going to play pou now#kermit yaps
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i hate the part in the writing process
where i need to actually start writing
#writing tag#michele.txt#i keEP FUCKING FREEZING#i've always been bad about moving on from my outline to actually writing the manuscript#but dear fucking lord. the past couple years it's been pretty much IMPOSSIBLE and I'M GONNA KERMIT#especially frustrated this time bc holy fuck i'm so excited about this book and these characters#i've outlined pretty fucking thoroughly and i've got notes on notes on notes and i just LOVE THIS IDEA OKAY#i feel so ready to start writing#but also. so not ready. HOW DO I GET READY. HOW DO I JUST. GO.#i just feel like wholly the wrong writer to handle any of the ideas i love and want to write#it sucks. i wish i could just fucking get over this writer's block and WRITE.#eventually this blank page in my scrivener doc won't be blank. i will FUCKING get SOMETHING on this GODDAMN PAGE.#it's just gonna take much longer than i want it to. but i'm gonna do it. okay? okay.#just need to pep talk myself in the tags sometimes okay it's my process. or something. idk.
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Lanny, Wayne, and McGee are on my hit list.
#elf on acid#jollywood nights#hollywood studios#disney#jingle bell jingle bam#worst show ever#worst event ever#the whole night sucked except for the Kermit and miss piggy cameo#they had so much potential and threw it in the garbage#twink elf
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As a Catholic, I'd like to ask what changes we should expect if you take the papacy. I hope you have big plans; it's about time someone shook things up at the Vatican
If I was the Pope I would change the Eucharist from bread and wine to a sopping wet kermit the frog plushie that every one at church would take turns sucking on
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everything about this is like a fever dream i hope i never wake up
#please please please let me attend in person#also yeah i know publicity stunt to cover up heinous deeds i talk about those too let me have this#thanks kermit for letting me steal this image i’m abt to reblog it from myself 5 times straight lol#also zuck may fucking suck but if you’re antisemitic on this post i am blocking and reporting you#and then i’ll kill you personally#i don’t think this will breach containment and my mutuals would never but jic
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I saw someone saying "It's not like I wish them bankruptcy, but-" I do. I do wish them bankruptcy, because they've proven with everything leading up to this point, they're a bad company. I don't say this (only) out of spite or from a place of moral judgement, but from a strategical, objective point of view. They are where they are because of seasons 1 and 2, and because people are or at least were engaged enough to spend money and watch ads in order to continue the story. They had everything to succeed, the concept (which wasn't even theirs, mind you, that was handed to them), the writers, the artists, the programmers... They killed the hen that laid golden eggs to make nuggets. They are dumb.
And I know, okay? I know it's because of something beyond their control having to do with something related to the app not being supported anymore and whatever. That's precisely why I say they're dumb. Because now we feel betrayed; there is no way they found out today this was happening. I have an old computer with old windows and Steam has been letting me know since January it'll stop working next year. I call bullshit. And also, I refuse to believe that, in this day and age, there's no way to salvage the assets and translate the code to not lose everything. Maybe I'm wrong, and there really is absolutely no way, I wouldn't know, but I don't trust them to do even the bare minimum anymore. At least offer to transfer gems to the other app, as a sign of good faith, SOMETHING. Because they really showed their true colours with the losing all your gems thing... Just ask for the email and transfer them, you greedy, despicable creatures.
As a company, they deserve to fail. Because they're dumb. And also I think we should recognize our share of fault here as well; the boycott after they fired the writers and artist lasted less than a fart in a basket, so the signal was "we don't care, we'll keep consuming it regardless".
Personally, even though I stayed away for seasons 4-6 and only returned a couple months ago, I was playing season 7; but I'll stop. I'm not saying anyone should, for the record, it won't change anything and respectfully I don't give a fuck what you choose to do, you do you. I never gave them a penny, but whatever little they're making from me watching ads for gems, I don't want them to have it, if anything at least out of principle. I'll spend that time replaying Lucas' route and recording it.
It's such an incredibly dumb move I honestly still can't believe it.
Well, I guess this is the end then. What a shame, but also not surprised as fusebox has run this game into the ground 💔
#litg#TL;DR: they deserve to fail because they're dumb#fusebox really did suck after all huh#ex-company#they will keep handling things like this we'll all aware of that right? they're not doing this to bring the writers back#they won't put effort into keeping what put them on the map and you expect them to make an effort to eo better? yeah babe no#I'll allow myself to be a 'bad' person and say I'll enjoy it so much if they actually shoot themselves in the foot with this#I'll be icarly looking at the computer or kermit enjoying some tea istfg#YOU CAN'T BE THIS STUPID#at least suddenly im not so dsd my fic is so canon compliant anymore i guess
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Have you ever seen Gonzo sucking off Kermit? No? Then you weren’t one of the 80 people I was hanging out with tonight.
#they were still puppets#no humans have been harmed#I think they ran out of ideas#but it was a huge crowd#so we all like muppet sex apparently#kermit the frog#the muppets#gonzo the great#gonzo muppets#kermit muppets
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I always knew House of the Dragon would be too chicken shit cowardly to actually commit to the Muppet Tullys.
They are too afraid of their “prestigious” show be made fun of that they could only use the most “normal” names and erased both Elmo and Kermit. Here’s hoping they’ll actually let Oscar Tully show some fortitude and use book Kermit’s Morningstar weapon to smash Borros Baratheon’s face in.
Here’s also hoping that Willem Blackwood is not there to replace Benjicot Blackwood and Black Aly. The show ruining the Lads as it is already sucks, we don’t need it to suck any further.
#house tully#oscar tully#kermit tully#elmo tully#grover tully#willem blackwood#benjicot blackwood#alysanne blackwood#house blackwood#borros baratheon#house of the dragon#hotd spoilers
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