#surprising nobody

[australet789]

guess who

[write-and-buried]

PSA that I love Joel Miller

[brighteststar707]

Faye headcanons:

You give out this mysterious vibe that makes people want to get to know you more

You have a lot of friends and they all love you for how fun and genuine you are

Overachiever in academia✨

Animal person. Not to the point of being obsessive, but you're fond of them

You yearn for deep love where you're accepted as who you are but you're just as scared to be seen

Quite adventurous and open to try a lot of things!

Ooh Xela you've definitely nailed some of these!

I'll take the first one. I'm sort of a closed book when I meet new people which I've been told comes off as mysterious. It's fine most times, less so when people take it as a challenge to try and 'crack me open' (real phrase i've been told). It's definitely not something I do on purpose, I'm just a very private person by nature.

I wouldn't say I have a *lot* of friends. That being said, the friends I do have are ones I really value and while I can't speak for why they like me, I'd like to believe they think those things of me.

Now, an academic overachiever.... not so much. I'm academically average, and I'm happy with that. My aspirations are not rooted in being very academically successful, so I'm content to be average.

You're right about me being an animal person, though. Being around animals makes me very very happy. Also, I love learning about animal species and behaviours. I just think they're neat!

Okay, for this one, who gave you the right to read me so accurately? I don't have much to add to add to that except that it probably goes hand in hand with the first point about me being so private. I don't feel comfortable being fully seen by people, but I wish for a love where someone sees me. It's a vicious cycle ( like that one comic of the dog playing fetch where the dog is like 'no take, only throw').

That last one is also true! I'm open to a lot of new experiences. Life is short and I want to do as much as I can while I still can!

I see you reblogged the original post too, so expect my Xela headcanons soon hehe

[myheartisworstkindofweapon]

Why do I have to be so fucking empty.

[for-tymora]

If I don’t draw that Lestat redraw soon I will actually implode

[blueberryblowfly]

this is all i got.. *sniffles*

[ria-the-camel]

“It’s your fault i’m down one man, and more importantly, one tank.”

fucking love this ruthless butch pb, she’s fucked up!

hate that she has no ears

[shima-draws]

SO excited for this year. Cannot WAIT

[nicepodbud]

New episode out now!

We're talkin' squishy piggys, flaming bagpipes, a giant burning mantis, that David Blaine knife stab trick that went wrong, meeting Brian Brushwood for the first time, video game avatars, Cheese (Bag) Mail and an Accent Challenge!

[themarychain]

Saltburn: text post meme 🦌🔪🏰🍷🪽👑

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

my worst quality is that in 4th grade I was really extremely super into Warrior Cats, as in i was one of those kids roleplaying warrior cats on the playground during recess. and i thought it would be really funny to train myself to hiss at people as a startle reflect. unfortunately i did that to myself during some core developmental years and now it's locked into my brain as an actual startle reflex and now, over a decade later, i still hiss at people when being startled. this stays between you, me, my 4k followers, and the internet at large. nobody is allowed to tell my 4th grade best friend that i did this to myself or she'll make fun of me

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I’ll cause you to accidentally make a typo on a post where you mention bad writing causing people to accuse you of being 13

[spilledte]

It's Ryutaro Naruhodou's arrival and departure today~

A Technical Happy Birthday to the gallant rural boy 💜

[bornwholocker]

Reading flatland and obviously Bill’s home dimension and flatland aren’t exactly the same, but like. Since we don’t know which parts are different I’m just thinking. This is really unorganized and all over the place and probably doesn’t make any sense but

In flatland, it takes a LOT of planning for an equilateral triangle to be born. I’m talking like generations of interbreeding and methods for the fathering isosceles to get as close to equilateral as possible. It’s a huge deal. When an equilateral is created, it’s celebrated by pretty much everyone (for a miriad of different reasons but I won’t get into that). And being “irregular” in any respect is one of the worst things you can be. If you don’t “fix” your irregularity enough, you’re executed.

So imagine Bill’s family working their triangular asses off to have an equilateral kid, to give him a better life, and when they finally do it, he’s got that eye. From what we’ve seen of his parents, they seem to have taken care of him as best they could, but again, it’s been a whole ordeal just to have him, involving the whole community and family, and he came out wrong.

I imagine that’s probably why his parents took him to see the doctor and drink the “juice” that messed with his vision. They thought they were doing what was best for him. They didn’t blame him for his eye, didn’t hate him for it, but they felt the need to fix him, either to please their families or even just bring him to their own standards. The idea of irregularity being wrong is seen as natural and obvious, so they wouldn’t find an issue with trying to change him.

Another thing about flatland is that the mention of any third dimension or any idea close to that is pretty much criminal. (Spoilers i guess) The narrator of the story, a square who saw the third dimension for himself, is eventually locked away for talking about it.

So Bill was supposed to be a sort of miracle baby, I guess is the best way to put it. And when he came out just slightly but irreparably wrong, it was devastating. And then he starts spouting about 3D and the stars and he just wants people to understand, to see that it’s not dangerous, that it’s beautiful. But his parents don’t want him to get imprisoned or worse, so they try to keep him quiet. They give him his juice and his silly straws and wave away any ideas about the third dimension.

Bill was born a disappointment, one of the lowest life forms imaginable, and the only way he was gonna get anywhere in life was by losing his stars forever. He was told that the thing right in front of him wasn’t real, that he should stop talking about it, that he could get in trouble. So he had to show everyone that he was right. He would be a hero! He would be the kid who finally discovered where the light came from, something no scientist had ever gotten close to figuring out!

But in the end his parents were right. It was too dangerous. God bill tragic backstory is so ougrhhhhj grabs alex hirsch by the shoulders and shakes him

[lonepower]

i will marry at thy will, sir, at thy will