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nx01whore · 5 months

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#swipe right am i right?#star trek #voyager #seven of nine #asssimulate me

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 11 months

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a Mr. Beagle warmup for the masses! he continues to be so soft and soothing to scribble!

#please excuse the little hearts around him i got carried away #as! one! does!#NOOOO THERE'S A FUCKING LINE GOING THROUGH HIM #well im not gonna fix it. we're all gonna have to deal. im gonna bury my head in the soil #see see - my tablet continues to register my Swiping as Drawing and NO! STOP!#there's random dots and lines all over the scribble page...#agony! pure and shrimple agony! its krilling me and there is no kelp coming!#scribble salad #barnaby b beagle #barnaby's design is so gorgeous and for WHAT #handsome hound! pretty pooch! dapper dog!#and other alliterative descriptors #am i using that word right? probably. maybe... cant remember doesnt matter yall get my point right

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larapaulussen · 10 months

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#gif #why do I have to spend every christmas and every birthday alone #for what am I being punished #I am a good person #and I don’t think this suffering has any sense #it’s just that in life the happy people have good things coming their way #and the sad people always just get more trauma #I know I could have a relationship if I didn’t have such a traumatic childhood #my trauma lets me reject the good guys and waste my time with the aholes #but i don’t know what to do about it #every nice guy I met absolutely wasn’t attractive to me #and we also didn’t have anything in common #so I’m not even regretting rejecting them cause it wouldn’t have worked out #and they deserve someone who actually fancies them #i just wonder why I never met a nice guy that I have common interests with #or who matched my preferences lookwise #it really feels like I’m simply not allowed to ever meet the right person #and gotten to the point where I swipe for hours have a lot of matches and then ghost everyone #as I just know it either will be someone nice but not attractive to me or an ahole #I just don’t have any energy left anymore #I just want to experience love so bad but can’t do these dates anymore #I’m so so tired

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heartofalifer · 6 months

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sometimes I lay at night thinking what exactly did daisy write in the description of alec hardy's tinder profile and what pictures did she use that made her think that could get women to swipe right on him. was it selfies? was it candid photos she took? was alec wearing that blue jumper on and reading a paper with his legs crossed in the photos? I need to know

#alec hardy #broadchurch #because if i saw alec hardy wearing The Blue Jumper #with glasses on and reading a paper #and that photo was a side profile of that #i would have swiped right IMMEDIATELY #funny tho #because then afterwards ill google him up #and karen white's article about him will definitely come up #and turn all potential suitors away #also im having a writer's block #i AM STUCK TRYING TO FINISH WRITING CHAPTER 9 of this fic im writing urghhhhhhhhhhhh #david tennant #look #david tennant is a very good looking man #but if i saw Alec Hardy in real life in a universe where i dont know how DT looks like #i would look at him and scowl #“dafuq u mean he's in charge”#man cant even trim his beard or iron out his suit #also that princeloww post about the tinder convo led me up to these thoughts so thanks for that i guess #alec hardy is tumblrs resident grumpy wet cat #h: broadchurch

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blueskittlesart · 7 months

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Feel free to ignore this but as someone who also goes to art school, I find it really interesting how other art schools also have a “don’t date your peers” sort of faux pa. Like so many people I know (including me) refuse to date anyone else who goes to my college 😭

I wonder why that is tbh, small school thing maybe?

being so serious i didn't have anything against dating other art school peers when i first came here and i think most freshmen dont but once you have one or two art school relationships under your belt you realize why all the upperclassmen avoid dating each other like the plague

#it sounds so good on the surface. like when am i ever going to find this many lesbians concentrated into one place at the same time #but unfortunately in order to go to art school you need to be 1. in your 20s and 2. have something wrong with you #also especially as you get into years 3-4 i think maintaining a relationship just becomes SO hard. bc we're all in the trenches #AND ALSO. from experience. this school is SO small that you CANNOT avoid your exes. if it ends badly fuck you you have 4 classes with her #anyway obviously this doesnt stop me from looking for. things. on tinder. i just dont swipe right on anyone i recognize from class #and it ALSO does not stop you from WANTING to date people in your classes. this tinder girl is nowhere near my first art school crush i jus #do not act on them anymore <3 lmfao #that being said tinder girl if youre reading this i didnt mean any of it baby you're so pretty and im so stable please dm me

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nkogneatho · 4 months

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Oh my GODD Pasi your event is so so cuteeee and congrats on the milestone ml <33

Okok so two of my fav fics are msby black jackals online! by mooshys and pinch by krystalliisert on AO3. I'm an ENFJ and Gemini :D

thank you for sending love to @mooshys and krystallisert

જ⁀➴ᡣ𐭩 HEARTKYUU ᯓᡣ𐭩

USER: TONYCRIES

sheesh! looks like might've sparked a quarrel between two brothers. but a grey hair angel seems to like you too. swipe right and match to your fav in the comments or reblog.

#be careful to who you swipe right tony. i am in your walls watching you because i wanna know which miya you prefer #heartkyuu #soulmoots.°•♡#tony♡

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kathrynmjaneway · 9 months

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#hey google how do you start a conversation #i decided to try A Dating App last night #and now i actually have matches #but the jokes on me bc im on bumble and i matched with guys so I HAVE TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE #?????#ive never done any of this before #ngl its a nice ego boost #someone super swiped me or whatever and i immediately found him on linkedin too but now the super swipe is putting pressure on me #bc i know id have to start another conversation if i swipe right and hoh boy #personal #probably will delete again #i am at a loss #i have been one very bad date in my life and that was just couple months ago

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anurarana · 17 days

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Remember when I said my roommate was really cool and chill. Well that lasted a week

#actually a little pissed now 🙄#there's been many little things but just now she locked me out of our fucking room and had her headphones on so loud #that she couldn't hear me banging on the door #and the only reason I got in was bc she had to go to the bathroom like I literally went outside to try and talk to her #through the open window and she still didn't respond #and when she came back from the bathroom (don't even get me started on that bc I KNOW she's the one who #keeps leaving an empty toilet paper roll Twice) she just went. “Oh” and walked away #then returned with her headphones back on and didn't even look at me like I am trying so hard to be civil but I feel like #it has to be intentional at this point right like you don't just lock someone out accidentally while you are still in the room #sstfu.txt #whatever I am tired as shit it's almost midnight and I couldn't even get dinner bc my meal swipe is still broken

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vagueiish · 10 months

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concept: astarion getting cocky after taking on that bear, a night or so later coming across a deer and thinking 'hah, this should be cake!'

...and then getting absolutely wrecked by a whole herd in an almost cartoonish display of violence because deer are vicious fucks and it's the prey animals you have to watch out for

#astarion #i'm basing this off science i read here so i'm probably wrong #but i also dont care enough to do research and confirm either way because #it would be fucking hilarious to me #bc larger predaror animals are lazy fucks anyway right? unless theyre hunting or whatever #astarion gets the drop on a sleeping bear. maybe the bear wakes up #gets a few swipes in -- which is where astarion's mentioned bloodloss comes in #but ultimately astarion comes out on top #and is like 'fuck i am so good at this hunting thing'#which.....he's spent 200 years stalking the streets of a city doing a completely different type of hunting #certainly he'd have to have stealth down and know how to defend himself in case something goes wrong #but hunting animals is a bit of a different ballgame isnt it?#so he gets lucky. and then gets cocky #and he probably doesnt know about deer. yknow?#or maybe he would but that's not funny #so some night later. aw. a fawn!#fuckin bambi should be easy pickings #so he's about to take a bite when... idk. would it be funnier if he just gets gored by an antler or like...#hears a rustling. here comes another deer staring him down #he waves the deer away like 'don't worry. i'm sure i'll have room for your blood as well'#and then the deer hisses at him and charges him and he has a moment of realization that #He Has Fucked Up #more deer join the fray. he barely escapes with his unlife.#at camp the next day it's clear he's been in a scuffle #he lies and claims he barely escaped like a gnoll attack or something #does anyone believe him? i dont know #somebody uses the tadpole to see the deer massacre #those who dont know laugh at him. those that do....#'dude. you can't just fuck with deer'#and they all have a laugh about it later

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ohsofttouch · 4 months

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#I feel I'm too soft and silly and naive and lame for some of the people i see on the apps #so it makes me not wanna swipe right #i really am not made for this #tbd

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ciaomarie · 4 months

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You ever realize something and want to DIE of embarrassment?? I was just mulling over something that no one else knows about, and I curled over. I gave myself the ick 🤣