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Tried out @smashers_eats tonight....holy crap, gang, this is, without a doubt, one of the most epic and delicious burgers I've ever had. The #FattyBurger has #MacAndCheese, #PulledPork, and #MeltedCheddar on a perfecly cooked 6oz patty....the most awesome #Loaded #ChliliCheeseFries on the side. This is the WOWEST of a #Wow rating. #SupportLocal and order this today, because I wanna see these guys around forever. 🤙 #SwoggleSamples (at Smashers EATS) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTqhuapFHBq/?utm_medium=tumblr

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@billyraycervix was all like "wHy DoNt YoU dRiNk CofFeE?"...so, on my day off at 10AM, here's #PabstBlueRibbon #HardCoffee, coming at a standard 5% ABV. Not sure of the caffeine content, but I don't care because I ain't doing shit today. Nice #CoffeeAndCream flavor, hint of #Vanilla....and a slightly noticeable malty aftertaste, but it's not intolerable or distracting. However, these are like $2.75 a can at the place I got them ($11 a 4pk), and while I may pay that at a bar, that's a bit steep for home consumption. Would get a wow if it weren't for these factors, but it still gets a favorable #HighYay. Highly recommended if you can find them. #SwoggleSamples #PBR https://www.instagram.com/p/CDb6ZAQpEJV/?igshid=1hy6fax78v0ri

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Ok....this is fine. I can't remember who reccomended this to me, but thank you to whomever did. This #Monster #Mule is pretty tasty. High #Yay. #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/CDEGucYpZeZ/?igshid=1e2pxpens5yyw

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Ok....*le sigh*. This morning, I'm drinking the #SourGummyWorms flavored #EnergyDrink from #RAZEEnergy. Totally expecting this one to be the worst of the 4, and actually, it's the best one so far. Nails the flavor perfectly, but not in a disgusting way....until you get to the lingering aftertaste. At first, it was fucking horrible, but after a few more drinks, it was hardly noticeable. Yet, if it weren't for the aftertaste, I'd rank it higher, but it is what it is, a middle of the road #Yay. Hey, @razeenergy, if you don't want your little sample pack to be placed in the failure category for me, your #Voodoo flavor better knock my socks off. #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/CCyFaNxjkce/?igshid=14gxyxfy4epma

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.....#RainbowUnicorn was a treat compared to this.... So, my roommate/best friend, Jason, told me about these at #711, #SpikeHardcoreEnergy, how they have #ZeroSugar and #ZeroCalories, like the #BangEnergy and #ReignEnergy drinks do, but has an entire 350mg of caffeine in it, so I figured I'd give it a shot because I get up so early. Jason told me last night "don't drink it all in one sitting"....yeah, that's not possible. This #StrawberryLemonade flavor they have is disgusting. #Lemonade is NEVER a good drink to make #SugarFree; it never turns out right. After I feel the energy effects if this, I might change the score later, but at right now, it's a #boo. #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/B39aBuyp0i3/?igshid=14h7uwes8534e

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Ok, so I tried the #VanillaDraftCola flavor of #NitroPepsi today, even put it in a chilled glass like my friend Larry suggested, and, yeah, it's a lot better. A little #Vanilla made this #DraftCola a lot more enjoy. Still probably won't get it again, but I'll bump it up to a #HighYay. #SwoggleSamples #Nitro #Pepsi https://www.instagram.com/p/CdWshhoPko7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Had such high hopes for this...love #Pepsi, love #CreamSoda, #DrPepperCreamSoda is one of my favorite sodas, figured "this is gonna be great....but...fuck no. This is the most unpleasant vanilla Pepsi I have ever drank I'm my life. Even at optimum coldness, your tongue gets attacked with #Vanilla like you're drinking a shot of the cheapest alcohol ever, only without the fun of an alcohol. This is worse than the cinnamon #Fire Pepsi they put out a few years back. This is gross, it's getting dumped out. #PepsiColaSodaShop #CreamSodaCola....you are probably the worst Pepsi product I have ever tried. Big time #FuckYourCouch. If you like your Vanilla cola with a 25-1 Vanilla-to-cola ratio, give it a go.... otherwise, stay FAR away. #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/CWeOXxCvgfc/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Ok, so I had this a few days ago...kept forgetting to post it though....tried a new company of #SugarFree #EnergyDrinks, this one seeming to specialize in licences that already exist....this is @ghostenergy, and this is their #SourPatchKids #RedBerry flavor #EnergyDrink.....and, when cold, it tastes exactly like what it's supposed to be, doesn't even taste all #Diet-ey....until it gets warm....holy shit, look, I am just glad sugar free #SourPatchKids aren't a thing, because holy shit, they would suck. DO NOT LET THIS GET WARM. I will be nice and rare this cold. #LowYay. I have one more of these...not in a fucking hurry to get to it. #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/COYkJ_onixi/?igshid=1be9sqzan7i2j

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#Happy420Everyone! I have a few different things to review today, for the occasion! First up, a #THCCartridge from @select.better 's #SelectElite line, this is their #PineappleExpress, that I picked up from Mint Dispensary. I have a confession, I don't have live video for you, because I actually tried it yesterday, in a video call between us modmins in #positivelyBAKED🍁 (if you are on FB and haven't joined the group yet, DO IT TF NOW), but I still have a reviewable opinion on it. It's really good, you should go get it. 😂🤙 For real, though, there isn't some disgusting fake pineapple flavor, which is great. The #LiveResin #cart I got from them is still better, but total #HighYay here for this #FullGram goodness. #SwoggleSamples (at The Mint Dispensary) https://www.instagram.com/p/CN5n1KOH_Wy/?igshid=16wsf3qdq5ijh

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Picked up a #THCCartridge from #GivingTreeDispensaryAZ...one from #KINDConcentrates #SweetKarts line, the #RocketPop flavor. Comes in at 73.50% #THC.....which is ehhh, but I didn't pay a lot for it, considering it's a #FullGram, so let's keep that in mind. How about that first hit? 😬 ....you know what? I deserve this. I bought a flavor, not a strain. I feel like it's gonna get pretty blech after awhile, I won't bullshit you. I probably won't be picking up anymore from this line. Dipo rookie mistake. If you're a fucking child, you might dig this. You're better off getting the half g's that are 20% more THC. It'll fuck you up enough, but I'm gonna give it a #Meh (roughly a 2/2.5 out of 5). We are all on budgets, but you deserve better, tbh. #SwoggleSamples #positivelyBAKED🍁 #pB🍁 (at Giving Tree Dispensary) https://www.instagram.com/p/CN0p7-WHECW/?igshid=fudgkhotdam8

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So, #MintDispensary opened up around the corner at Bell & Cave Creek, stopped by there after the bske shift, with only one thing on my mind- a #FullGram #LiveResin #THCCartridge. #Select, with their #EliteLive line, put out the cart I'm trying today, the #WhiteGrape flavor strain, coming in at 95.41% THC. I'm impressed at the difference in how a full-g cart feels in my hand compared to the .500mg carts....but what about that first hit. #FUCKYEAHDUDE! It's not even a question, I love this. This is, without a doubt, the best cart I've bought yet. Total fucking #WOW. This feels like a legit #dab. Select...bravo. Like #Sublime, your mouthpieces suck, but you never cease to put out a quality product. 🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏 #SwoggleSamples 🤙 #PositivelyBaked #pB (at The Mint Dispensary) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNTNV3WnSky/?igshid=1do1vv1ditbgi

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Forgot to post this yesterday....#ReignBodyFuel put out another in their #Inferno line of #EnergyDrinks, this being #WatermelonWarlord....holy shit, that's a terrible name...anyways, I don't know why #Reign put out another #Watermelon flavor, there's nothing wrong with #MelonMania, but I guess they needed one with a slightly faker watermelon flavor...🤷‍♂️...this is fine, but, without having a Melon Mania to compare it to, I don't really know how to rate this. I guess since it doesn't need to exist, midroad #Yay for the #BretHart colors? Sure, I guess. 🤷‍♂️ #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/CMffWQbpCYz/?igshid=1t73hy10x4ibh

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Got a couple new #ReignBodyFuel #EnergyDrinks to try out over the next couple days. First up, #LilikoiLychee.....it's definitely not bad. I'd involve it in my regular rotation of drinks, if #Bang #SweetIceTea wasn't so fucking awesome. A little bit of a diety taste, but not distracting. All in all, #HighYay. #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/CMZ1kc2pGOJ/?igshid=cv9gwgpwij32

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Alrighty, today I picked up a #Sublime #BlueberryKush cart at #GivingTreeDispensaryAZ. A bit disappointed in the #THC content, at 77.25% 🙄...but let's not pretend that it's not gonna do the trick. #Blueberry was a very popular strain when people started buying #chronic instead of brick reggie back in the day, and these carts like to make the fruity flavors stand out....but how does the #FirstHit feel? #OohThatsNice. Very tasty. I could see myself getting this again...if it weren't for that low THC count. The #ForbiddenFruit cart I got from the same company was 90%, so why it's so much less? IDK, but I can't give it higher than a middle of the road #Yay. It's fine, tastes good...just needs a bit more umph. #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/CMS8JyzpNCX/?igshid=1hqo9lrc3szb2

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Today, the wonderful folks at #GivingTreeDispensaryAZ had a few different of the #Sublime carts to choose from at my particular price range...but they're all either #Indica or #IndicaDominant hybrids, so I figure, if I'm gonna be a useless blob on the clock (I won't be, it's a joke), at least I'll have a nice taste in my mouth, so I went with #ForbiddenFruit. It sits at 90.89% #THC, although there is no mentioning the #TotalActiveCannabinoids, but whatever, still gonna be a hefty high.....but how does that first hit feel? #HEYNOWHEYNOW! Outstandingly delish. It's a natural #sweet, #flowery taste, not one bit unpleasant. As far as carts at this price range go, even though I prefer a more natural bud taste, this is probably the best of the sweeter carts I have tried. No complaints, but since I know I can get better quality, I'm gonna give this a High y...no, fuck that, it gets a #WOW. This has been my favorite one since coming to the cart side. No complaints. I started writing this 10 minutes ago, since the first hit....that WOW is well deserved. #I🍠Zooted. 🤙 #SwoggleSamples (at Giving Tree Dispensary) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMIb8H2J5Yl/?igshid=wdotyhnlp16o

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Ok....so I've decided to do a NEW item in this little stupid project...reviewing a plethora of different #THCCartridge strains and companies! Hopefully this doesn't get me #Zucced on either platform, but #FuckIt, recreational #cannabis is legal here in AZ, it is one of my favorite things to enjoy in life, and honestly, even you're blood, I love you, but go fuck off if you have a problem with it, k? 🤙 Let's start it off with a trip to #Curaleaf, and their vape version of the classic #JackHerer strain. I'll be completely honest with you, I can't honestly remember if I have ever smoked the Jack Herer strain in flower form, but I am aware of the legend of Jack. The #THC comes in at 93.79%, which is just fantastic, and the #TAC (#TotalActiveCannabinoids) come in at a whopping 99.04%, and, especially for the lowest end line available at the #dipo, that is super-duper to hear. The numbers make you feel like you're getting a great bang for your buck...but how does the first hit feel? #SMOOOOOOOTH. Tastes so good. Like, it's not a weird fruity taste to match a name of a regular strain, but the flavor there happens to be is so pleasant. Kinda #minty/#menthol, but not in a negative distracting way whatsoever. I took two rips about 5 minutes ago, and it's already doing the trick. Curaleaf puts out a great #StoreBrand #cart. It's honestly one of the best carts I picked up in months....I want to give it a wow, but I feel like I should save wows for higher end carts, so on this debut edition, it gets an easy #HighYay. How appropriate. ☺🤙 #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/CL99lWlpkNh/?igshid=xgdjqe0chza