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Also grabbed a bottle of the new #Coke #Move, a flavor in collaboration with #Rosalia, (whomever TF that is 🤷‍♂️).....this tastes like the ingredients of a s'more, but instead of chocolate, that's where the #CocaCola comes into play. You might think that goes together...I don't care for it. While it might be more drinkable than #DreamworldCoke, #StarlightCoke, Scrappy-Doo Coke, and numerous others, that's the lowest of bars. I'll finish this....but I won't be happy about it. #Boo #SwoggleSamples #CokeMove https://www.instagram.com/p/Co-TbmLpSwO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Tried out @smashers_eats tonight....holy crap, gang, this is, without a doubt, one of the most epic and delicious burgers I've ever had. The #FattyBurger has #MacAndCheese, #PulledPork, and #MeltedCheddar on a perfecly cooked 6oz patty....the most awesome #Loaded #ChliliCheeseFries on the side. This is the WOWEST of a #Wow rating. #SupportLocal and order this today, because I wanna see these guys around forever. 🤙 #SwoggleSamples (at Smashers EATS) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTqhuapFHBq/?utm_medium=tumblr

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@billyraycervix was all like "wHy DoNt YoU dRiNk CofFeE?"...so, on my day off at 10AM, here's #PabstBlueRibbon #HardCoffee, coming at a standard 5% ABV. Not sure of the caffeine content, but I don't care because I ain't doing shit today. Nice #CoffeeAndCream flavor, hint of #Vanilla....and a slightly noticeable malty aftertaste, but it's not intolerable or distracting. However, these are like $2.75 a can at the place I got them ($11 a 4pk), and while I may pay that at a bar, that's a bit steep for home consumption. Would get a wow if it weren't for these factors, but it still gets a favorable #HighYay. Highly recommended if you can find them. #SwoggleSamples #PBR https://www.instagram.com/p/CDb6ZAQpEJV/?igshid=1hy6fax78v0ri

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Ok....this is fine. I can't remember who reccomended this to me, but thank you to whomever did. This #Monster #Mule is pretty tasty. High #Yay. #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/CDEGucYpZeZ/?igshid=1e2pxpens5yyw

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Ok....*le sigh*. This morning, I'm drinking the #SourGummyWorms flavored #EnergyDrink from #RAZEEnergy. Totally expecting this one to be the worst of the 4, and actually, it's the best one so far. Nails the flavor perfectly, but not in a disgusting way....until you get to the lingering aftertaste. At first, it was fucking horrible, but after a few more drinks, it was hardly noticeable. Yet, if it weren't for the aftertaste, I'd rank it higher, but it is what it is, a middle of the road #Yay. Hey, @razeenergy, if you don't want your little sample pack to be placed in the failure category for me, your #Voodoo flavor better knock my socks off. #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/CCyFaNxjkce/?igshid=14gxyxfy4epma

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.....#RainbowUnicorn was a treat compared to this.... So, my roommate/best friend, Jason, told me about these at #711, #SpikeHardcoreEnergy, how they have #ZeroSugar and #ZeroCalories, like the #BangEnergy and #ReignEnergy drinks do, but has an entire 350mg of caffeine in it, so I figured I'd give it a shot because I get up so early. Jason told me last night "don't drink it all in one sitting"....yeah, that's not possible. This #StrawberryLemonade flavor they have is disgusting. #Lemonade is NEVER a good drink to make #SugarFree; it never turns out right. After I feel the energy effects if this, I might change the score later, but at right now, it's a #boo. #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/B39aBuyp0i3/?igshid=14h7uwes8534e

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#DreamworldCoke....found it....fucking gross. I can rehydrate my cottonmouth with it, which saves it from a FYC, but absolutely not. Fake ass bubblegum and mango flavors (I don't know if those are the official flavors, that's just what it tastes like to me) should never be combined to flavor #Coke This Coke is repulsive....but not the worst thing #CocaCola ever put out....might be as bad as #StarlightCoke, though. 🤷‍♂️ Hard #Boo. #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/ChkblZNJG0F/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Ok, so I tried the #VanillaDraftCola flavor of #NitroPepsi today, even put it in a chilled glass like my friend Larry suggested, and, yeah, it's a lot better. A little #Vanilla made this #DraftCola a lot more enjoy. Still probably won't get it again, but I'll bump it up to a #HighYay. #SwoggleSamples #Nitro #Pepsi https://www.instagram.com/p/CdWshhoPko7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Finally gave in and tried one of these #Nitro #Pepsi #Draft #Cola.....was instructed to pour into a glass, so I did ,(GO SUNS!)....umm...at first, like at VERY first, I really, really liked it. Love stouts and porters when it comes to my beers, become addicted to Nitro Cold Brews at Dutch, so texturally, AT VERY FIRST, I was digging it. The creaminess like a Nitro stout was very nice....at very first. Less than 10 seconds later, though, I had a flat, over sweetened, over cinnamoned kinda creamy Pepsi. So....if you can guzzle this can in 10 seconds like a car bomber, I can see it getting a high yay....but since it gets flat so fast, it's lucky to get a #LowYay....only reason it's not meh is because the initial taste really hit just right. 🙁 #SwoggleSamples #NitroPepsi #DraftCola https://www.instagram.com/p/CdPBo2kPZw9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Ok...so, I've been drinking this bottle of #Starlight #Coke a tiny bit, off and on, through the past couple days. Trying to pinpoint the flavor, I see everyone saying berries, or marshmallows, or some shit...I was thinking sugar cookies for a minute.. definitely tastes of #CreamSoda....but it just dawned on me; this is the #CocaCola version of that shitty #PepsiColaSodaShop #BlackCherry #CreamSodaCola. 😳 Better, still kinda sucks. #Meh #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/CadNurSvake/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Had such high hopes for this...love #Pepsi, love #CreamSoda, #DrPepperCreamSoda is one of my favorite sodas, figured "this is gonna be great....but...fuck no. This is the most unpleasant vanilla Pepsi I have ever drank I'm my life. Even at optimum coldness, your tongue gets attacked with #Vanilla like you're drinking a shot of the cheapest alcohol ever, only without the fun of an alcohol. This is worse than the cinnamon #Fire Pepsi they put out a few years back. This is gross, it's getting dumped out. #PepsiColaSodaShop #CreamSodaCola....you are probably the worst Pepsi product I have ever tried. Big time #FuckYourCouch. If you like your Vanilla cola with a 25-1 Vanilla-to-cola ratio, give it a go.... otherwise, stay FAR away. #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/CWeOXxCvgfc/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Ok, so I had this a few days ago...kept forgetting to post it though....tried a new company of #SugarFree #EnergyDrinks, this one seeming to specialize in licences that already exist....this is @ghostenergy, and this is their #SourPatchKids #RedBerry flavor #EnergyDrink.....and, when cold, it tastes exactly like what it's supposed to be, doesn't even taste all #Diet-ey....until it gets warm....holy shit, look, I am just glad sugar free #SourPatchKids aren't a thing, because holy shit, they would suck. DO NOT LET THIS GET WARM. I will be nice and rare this cold. #LowYay. I have one more of these...not in a fucking hurry to get to it. #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/COYkJ_onixi/?igshid=1be9sqzan7i2j

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Meant to post this yesterday for #420, but I was too #zooted to....doot it....I'm not a poet. Anyways, here we got ac#WeddingCake #THCCartridge from @select.better #SelectElite, which I got from #MintDispensary. It's a hybrid that comes in at 97.44% #THC. All the deets out of the way, how was that first hit? Fuck, I don't personally remember, I was stoned AF, but the video made it seem like I liked it. Better than Curaleaf's version. I'll give this #FullGram cart a #HighYay. #SwoggleSamples #positivelyBAKED🍁 #pB🍁 (at The Mint Dispensary) https://www.instagram.com/p/CN8wCW5nVoB/?igshid=lbsasnyrbsw5

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#Happy420Everyone! I have a few different things to review today, for the occasion! First up, a #THCCartridge from @select.better 's #SelectElite line, this is their #PineappleExpress, that I picked up from Mint Dispensary. I have a confession, I don't have live video for you, because I actually tried it yesterday, in a video call between us modmins in #positivelyBAKED🍁 (if you are on FB and haven't joined the group yet, DO IT TF NOW), but I still have a reviewable opinion on it. It's really good, you should go get it. 😂🤙 For real, though, there isn't some disgusting fake pineapple flavor, which is great. The #LiveResin #cart I got from them is still better, but total #HighYay here for this #FullGram goodness. #SwoggleSamples (at The Mint Dispensary) https://www.instagram.com/p/CN5n1KOH_Wy/?igshid=16wsf3qdq5ijh

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Picked up a #THCCartridge from #GivingTreeDispensaryAZ...one from #KINDConcentrates #SweetKarts line, the #RocketPop flavor. Comes in at 73.50% #THC.....which is ehhh, but I didn't pay a lot for it, considering it's a #FullGram, so let's keep that in mind. How about that first hit? 😬 ....you know what? I deserve this. I bought a flavor, not a strain. I feel like it's gonna get pretty blech after awhile, I won't bullshit you. I probably won't be picking up anymore from this line. Dipo rookie mistake. If you're a fucking child, you might dig this. You're better off getting the half g's that are 20% more THC. It'll fuck you up enough, but I'm gonna give it a #Meh (roughly a 2/2.5 out of 5). We are all on budgets, but you deserve better, tbh. #SwoggleSamples #positivelyBAKED🍁 #pB🍁 (at Giving Tree Dispensary) https://www.instagram.com/p/CN0p7-WHECW/?igshid=fudgkhotdam8

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Shot this Monday, was gonna post it yesterday, but forgot....let's just make this short and sweet. A #ChronicThunder #THCCartridge from #Copperstate, bought at @curaleaf.usa. It was essences of licorice and mint, but that's not a deal breaker. The #THC percentage and other deets are in the second pic, I threw out the box. This is fine. Middle of the road #Yay. #SwoggleSamples #positivelyBAKED🍁 #pB🍁 #420 #cannabis (at Curaleaf AZ Bell) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNqy7fjH07n/?igshid=17pga3jzhsj85