#swoooons

[soft-spooks]

me when lemondrop <33333

[lilfriezatyrant]

⸎ Eldritch demon ⸎

[mrsoharaa]

When the boys (satosugu...or whichever two of your faves!) catch you falling asleep during one of your late night catch up's with built up paperwork, one of them would swiftly yet, carefully sweep you up from your desk as the other raises your limping hand and kiss it while they bring you to your shared room and coddle ever so cozily and snuggly against you. giving you head massages and head kisses with tender murmured woo's of ;

"you work so hard angel you need to slow it down a bit, pace yourself"

"your well being comes first sweetness, stop overworking yourself"

"your two goofballs loves you too much to watch you push yourself so hard"

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls-Episode 3x9, Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving, Part II

LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! NINJA MARIANO ATTACK! The Pea Soup Vomit coat makes its triumphant return (and possibly its last appearance?) In the spirit of Thanksgiving, perhaps he will return it to the Savlation Army reject dumpster from whence it came, to beclothe another down on his luck Victorian orphan.

It's never too early for some good old fashioned public macking.

Rory Gilmore, World Class Public Macking Self Saboteur: But but but...what about Dean?! If anyone wonders why I often go weeks without updating these things (and I'm sure this is something that keeps you all awake at night)... I've been stuck writing this piece for over two weeks because I plum ran out of new and novel ways to complain about this idiot in the red coat's continued preoccupation with Dean. Like, how many times can I say I want to smack her over the head with a rolled up newspaper like a disobedient dog? You're killing me here girl.

Rory, you're a dumbass. And also you're frigid. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, you should put out and let Jess stuff you. One of your legs is Thanskgiving and the other leg is Christmas and you should let him spend time between the holidays. I know having to look at the pea-soup-vomit coat is probably putting a damper on your libido, but you can take it off of him, I promise he won't mind. He's quite touch starved, that boy.

You wish, pal. Seeing as there's no high speed internet, premium cable porn, or dirty magazines to be found anywhere in Stars Hollow, a little street show might provide some tittilation to the sexually constipated residents of The Hollow. R: Yeah, you know, in the the street...with people watching... J: Go on...

Wow, this screen shot is a real beaut. Look at this gorgeous curly man. Someone should give me a gold medal in pressing the little button on the browser extension that takes screen shots for me, an award that is both real and possible to achieve. Shout out to GoFullPage. Why is his collar popped up so damn high? Is he trying to protect his neck from vampires?

R: We shouldn't flaunt it. J: But I want to flaunt it. R: It doesn't feel right. J: He's a big boy, Rory. It's not the first time a couple has broken up. R:It is for us. J: This is insane. Edit: Thank you @ernestonlysayslovelythings for reminding me that Rory is claiming she doesn't know how to manage her first breakup when Dean The Clod had actually dumped her twice by this point. She should maybe go and eat two beach pails of Ben and Jerry's ice cream over it again if the wound is still that raw.

WHAT doesn't feel right, Rory? Kissing your own boyfriend? Not that I'm unhappy you kinda sabotaged your relationship with Dean in order to get with Jess, but you did kinda sabotage your relationship with Dean to get with Jess. Now that you have him you're treating him like a collectible beanie baby, puttng him under glass and refusing to remove his little tag. Take him out. Play with him. Rough him up a little. Bring him to show and tell. Put him through the wash. For goodness sake.

Narrator: And they would never experience a single moment of comfort together ever.

By the time Millennials like me and Jess and Rory here are old enough to qualify for social security, there will be nothing left. So, yeah, never.

Me, outloud: Girl you are demented. Oh Rory, I don't know what you're so worked up about. I mean, what's Dean gonna do if he sees his ex girlfriend kissing someone else? Stalk her new boyfriend in an alleyway late at night and call him The Glad Man? Pshaw.

Narrator: Things did not get better over time. In fact, they got much, much worse.

ARRRRGH.

[zaynontour]

this was hot...

but this is hotter!!

[hadeljoshi]

please hear me out on oneysack

[mikewheeler]

THE FIRST KISS WAS SO GOOD. The scene in the book was mega cringe to me and I was terrified of how it would materialize on screen but it was done so tastefully and EARNESTLY!!!

[felrend]

I looove this camp gear on Shadowheart 😍

[miwachan2]

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slaps this on your dash and runs away

(warning: slight flashing)

This was Inspired by @starlightcloudbaby​ Detective AU as well as @naffeclipse​ Detective Fic: Sleuth Jesters series. its just- dgfjksdgfjdsgjf I love the au so fukin much brooo and the fic???  ehggdvhshfv <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 yes

ALSO I took inspiration from @sinnabee​​ beautiful Mafia Eclipse Design mostly for the colors <3

Song:  Sam Smith - Unholy ft. Kim Petras

tags:

#Eclipse  #Mafia boss Eclipse  #Mafia Eclipse  #fnaf sb  #Detective AU #Detective AU Sundrop  #Detective AU Moondrop  #Detective AU Eclipse  #fnaf Eclipse  #Eclipse fnaf  #fnaf  #fnaf security breach #animation  #Fnaf Detective AU  #sleuth jesters

I SWOOOOON dgdsgfsdhgfsdahfajfa

i put way too much effort into this LMAOOO

[notlewishamilton]

lewis at the olympics pt. 374844982

[eebie]

now listen here evil essay man. you d better stay away from me and my girl or youre gonna regret it alright. do you hear me? leave my girl alone and do NOT try to trick her with your phony lies or youll have your ass handed to You on a silver platter. OK!?!?!?!??? and for the record. if any anons try to impersonate me i swear aloud right now that i will NOT send any anons. dont believe it eeby baby unless you see that its me AND MESSAGE TO ALL THE PTHER PEOPLE ON HERE. you stay away from her too Nobody messes wktj my girl you hear me

you hear that anon… watch OUT

[bearrphobic]

heh hey ur art is soooooo cool swoon 💗💗💞💞💞💕💕💞💗💞💕🍎🌈🌈

clasps my hands n swooooons

heh thanks anon 💗💗🌈🌈🌈🍏💞💞

[mrsoharaa]

oh god oh god ohhh goddd, imagine getting a bit chilly in the brisk breeze of autumn and your loving, attentive bf, Suguru just easily wraps you up into his long, cozy coat and nuzzles over your head and embraces you close to him. emanating his radiant body heat, keeping you nice and warm...with head kisses!!!

[sollucets]

also still giggling over aylin’s ‘i like this team’ luna’s ‘me too’ because its another of those ambiguous ‘i likes’ that doesnt come across well in english

[music-for-them-asses]

Where's the video of young Trent Reznor playing a cover of Billy Idol's Eyes Without A Face. I need instant serotonin and/or dopamine

[hierneneuro]

u guys i am sooo happy