#ta-daa

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

au where vaggie has another little secret she didn't even know was a secret still (spoiler it's Mortality) (spoiler charlie Isn't Happy) and when she sits down with charlie for a hotel talk it goees like (TRAUMATIC EMOTIONAL SPEED RUN AAAAHAHAHA)

Vaggie: "Alright sweetie, the hotel's going good so far, one soul redeemed, minimal fire damage this week, so we should probably start planning for the next hundred years of operations."

Charlie: "YAY!!! Planning planning planning~ What's first on the list??"

Vaggie: "Start looking for a replacement manager."

Charlie: "You don't wanna keep being manager? OH- we can be CO-FOUNDERS together! WE COULD HAVE A PARTY FOR IT! And plan for the next one too- Charlie and Vaggie's centennial wow the hotel is still here celebration...!"

Vaggie: "That's sweet, but I'll be dead by then either way, so we still need to deal with the staffing shortage before then."

Charlie: "....dead... tired?"

Vaggie: "Dead as in dead. Doornail style."

Charlie: "What?"

Vaggie: "Expired. Shit, when did we last check the hotel fridge..."

Charlie: "Vaggie wait, I'm, I'm not hearing you right, what are you saying?"

Vaggie: "Heaven born don't live forever? Especially not down in hell, turns out."

Charlie: "I don't understand."

Vaggie: (chuckles) "Sweetie, thanks for ignoring my eyebags and zombie groans while getting out of bed in the morning- but my wings are already GREY, for fuck's sake."

Charlie: "Yes they're, grey. Beautiful and- aren't they supposed to be-?"

Vaggie: "And I'm pretty sure it's not just from the stress of running a business for a few months. Being hotel manager isn't that hard."

Vaggie: "....Mostly. Compared to, some things...." (sigh)

Vaggie: "Think anyone would believe that if we put it in the want ad?"

Charlie: "But-"

Vaggie: "No buts. We really need to get a head start on this."

Charlie: "....but you're a winner."

Vaggie: (SNORTS) "In my dating life, yeah. Anyway-"

Charlie: "But none of the other exorcists' wings are grey! So, so THEY aren't aging- so YOU aren't aging!!"

Vaggie: "They've got halos to protect them from the whole physically getting old thing-"

Charlie: "Halos???"

Vaggie: "-so we- they- can keep fit and ready for fighting our- THEIR whole lives, but duh we don't live forever. Lute and Adam left me here to die, not chill for all eternity."

Charlie: "Wh.. but-"

Vaggie: "Can you imagine how much heaven would've freaked if one of their actually immortal souls had gotten killed down here in hell...? But it was just one of us Adam's girls, and it was up to him to deal with it. With more murder. Bastard."

Charlie: "...."

Vaggie: "Uh.... Charlie?"

Charlie: "....your mortal?"

Vaggie: "I'm, yeah.... wait, Charlie..."

Vaggie: "...people know that about exorcists, right? You didn't... think heaven would risk putting winners in their rank and file army and send them down to hell?"

Charlie: "I thought you were a sinner."

Vaggie: "Hostia- right. I keep forgetting, they don't get old do they?"

Charlie: "Sinners don't. They get killed but they don't just. Die."

Vaggie: "I'm sorry. I thought- I really should've told you-"

Charlie: "Angels aren't supposed to die either."

Vaggie: "We did a good job proving that wrong. Exhibit A, Adam's corpse."

Charlie: "He was KILLED- it's not the same!"

Vaggie: "And angels aren't the same either. There's a lot of different kinds in creation- most of us aren't in the higher orders, there's waaaay more exorcists than seraphim."

Charlie: "But heaven is still supposed to be HEAVEN! People don't DIE in heaven! That wouldn't be Heaven! How could- how could it ever be HAPPY up there if, if- if people still left!?"

Vaggie: "Oh, sweetie... the only people who've earned a heaven like that are the winners. The rest of us are just-"

Charlie: "Just what? JUST, WHAT???"

Vaggie: "We're there to make heaven a good place for them. Keep it running smooth and safe. Mostly it's the higher ups who deal with winners personally, the rest of us stay back and stick to our jobs, try to keep some distance so no one... gets too attached... shit that sounded a lot less fucked up before I said it out loud-"

Vaggie: "Look- it's like that with hellborn too isn't it? The imps and hellhounds and-"

Charlie: "NO! YES? But this is HELL! Of course it hurts and isn't fair! You're not FROM hell it's not supposed to BE like that for you!"

Vaggie: "Or for my girlfriend."

Charlie: "I'm not the one who's dying!"

Vaggie: "You're kinda freaking-"

Charlie: "IM NOT FREAKING OUT!!"

Vaggie: "Right. I meant, you should've had more warning. I'm sorry I didn't say... I wasn't thinking that far ahead."

Charlie: "WELL I WAS! And I'm not- we're not losing that."

Vaggie: "Charlie-"

Charlie: "We're getting you your halo back."

Vaggie: "Pretty sure it's already been recycled-"

Charlie: "THEN WE'RE FINDING ONE FROM ONE OF THE DEAD EXORCISTS and you are WEARING IT until we FIX THIS."

Vaggie: "Sweetie- heaven collected all the halos from our battle-"

Charlie: "They didn't pick up all the spears and stuff, maybe they also missed-"

Vaggie: "No they wouldn't have. Halos aren't, they're not like the weapons. Heaven doesn't care if sinners kill each other with some left behind divine steel, but a halo? They store and conduct heavenly power or whatever. No one's gonna leave one of them lying around."

Charlie: "Fine. FINE- let me think-"

Vaggie: "Can we think less and focus more on you not shaking like a damn leaf first? C'mon, sit down-"

Charlie: "-the angel Carmilla killed. We'll use that one."

Vaggie: "We could use a deep breath right now."

Charlie: "It's head was missing when heaven picked up the body."

Vaggie: "Yeah? An Overlord probably has it hanging on their wall, big whoop, Charlie please slow down-"

Charlie: "If it's head was left behind then maybe it's halo was too! If we find the Overlord-"

Vaggie: "No. No more deals with Overlords."

Charlie: "I'll make as many damn deals with them as I want!"

Vaggie: "But not for ME, alright! If it's about me then you don't get to sell your fucking soul! Or bind it or whatever! You can't make me be the reason for that!"

Charlie: "Vaggie- we NEED that halo."

Vaggie: "No we don't. I don't."

Charlie: "You're dying without it!"

Vaggie: "I KNOW I am. But that's just, life!"

Charlie: "LIFE? Dying so soon isn't-!"

Vaggie: "Charlie, you're half seraphim. You mom was the original demon, your view on life expectancies is kinda skewed."

Charlie: "You said the halos let you live longer!"

Vaggie: "I said they keep us young. It's not the same thing."

Charlie: "It's still SOMETHING!"

Vaggie: "We don't even know that would help at this point, I've been in hell for years-"

Charlie: "Oh so we shouldn't even try!? Just, sit back and go 'well we haven't don't anything to stop this but I guess it was just completely unavoidable'-"

Vaggie: "It probably WON'T help. No, listen- It worked up in heaven and for short runs down here- that doesn't mean it'd have any power to draw on in hell. It's probably just a fancy looking hoop down here."

Charlie: "Then we'll get you back to heaven until we can make it work."

Vaggie: "I'm not going back to fucking heaven!"

Charlie: "AND I'M NOT LETTING YOU STAY HERE AND DIE!"

Vaggie: "You can't kick me out- this is OUR hotel, not just yours."

Charlie: "YOU- you-"

Vaggie: "We need. To calm down."

Charlie: "CALM DOWN! Every second you spend down here your body is-"

Vaggie: "Not dying anytime soon, okay? I'm fine. This whole talk has gone way too far way, way to fast. That's my fault for not thinking about all this sooner, but. Just. Take a breath. Let's just take a breath, take a break, and come back to this when we're both had a moment."

Charlie: "....."

Charlie: "Did you plan all this."

Vaggie: "What?"

Charlie: "Owning the hotel together. Making sure you couldn't be forced out of hell."

Vaggie: "That's not why we started the hotel-"

Charlie: "No, that's not what I was thinking when we started it. But were you?"

Vaggie: "Charlie... you're connecting dots that aren't there..."

Charlie: "You're here. You're here and dying and don't want to leave."

Vaggie: "I'd be dying up in heaven too."

Charlie: "But your wings wouldn't already be GREY, would they?"

Vaggie: "They'd still be an exorcist's wings, if I'd never left-"

Charlie: "Well they're not anymore and going back wouldn't change that. All it would do is help you stay alive."

Vaggie: "I don't want that life."

Charlie: "It's that or die."

Vaggie: "You're being dramatic-"

Charlie: "You've always said you liked that about me. Was that a lie too?"

Vaggie: "No."

Charlie: "Do you want to die, Vaggie?"

Vaggie: "Of course I don't- I could've just let Lute-"

Charlie: "Die, not be killed. Does it make you feel better about all the people you've killed? You'll die and join them, sooner rather than later?"

Vaggie: "......."

Vaggie: "... I want. To spend my life. With you."

Charlie: "No you don't." (voice cracking) "You can't do that when you're dead."

Vaggie: "That's not my fault."

Charlie: "Your choice though, right?"

Vaggie: "It’s not same thing-"

Charlie: "Yes it is. You want to be one who leaves."

Vaggie: "....... wouldn't you?"

Charlie: "...."

Vaggie: "..."

Charlie: "I don't.... want it to b- be like this."

Vaggie: "I know."

Charlie: "I want US! Not like this."

Vaggie: "I know, sweetie, I know... I'm so sorry-"

Charlie: "Stop it." (muffled in vaggie's hair) "You don't want this either, stop apologizing for it!"

Vaggie: "... I shouldn't have let you think, it could be different."

Charlie: "...."

Charlie: "It will be."

Vaggie: "Okay. Denial, that's a, normal step in-"

Charlie: "No- It WILL BE. I- We going to- we'll MAKE it different."

Vaggie: "I don't think we can..."

Charlie: "We will."

Vaggie: "Charlie-"

Charlie: "Damnit just trust me! If we can save a sinner's soul, then we can f-fucking save you."

Vaggie: "....."

Charlie: "Please, Vaggie. Can we try?"

Vaggie: "...it'll be a waste of time."

Charlie: "No it won't."

Vaggie: "We're already not gonna have forever together, sweetie. Why not just. Enjoy what we do have?"

Charlie: "I will! We will."

Charlie: "But we're going to have longer than one century for it."

Vaggie: "Half that, maybe..."

Charlie: "That's not the sound of trying. Vaggie. Please."

Vaggie: "...well... if you're gonna look at me like that about it..."

Charlie: "Don't joke about this."

Vaggie: "I'm not." (smile) "I just know better than to doubt Charlie Morningstar when she gets an idea into her cute, stubborn head."

Charlie: "All my head needs right now is an answer. One word. Clear. Honest."

Vaggie: "... alright. Yes. We can try."

Charlie: "Thank you." (kiss) "Thank you, thank you, thank you..."

Vaggie: "But you have to promise me. No deals. No selling souls- not for my sake, not even a little bit. Got it?"

Charlie: "Why are you so strict about this-"

Vaggie: "Because it's your soul."

Charlie: "-people make deals all the time! YOU made one with-"

Vaggie: "And it creeped me out even though it wasn't with my soul. Do you promise?"

Charlie: "This is a heaven thing isn't it?"

Vaggie: "Do you promise."

Charlie: "...."

Charlie: "I won't make, deals with anyone in hell, to save you."

Vaggie: (breathes out) "Then... we'll start by talking to Carmilla tomorrow."

Charlie: "TOMORROW!? But that-"

Vaggie: "Will give us time to figure out what we actually wanna SAY to Carmilla. She's still an Overlord, Charlie. Any info we give her she'll want to sure to keep her family safe first."

Charlie: "I know the fucking feeling..."

Vaggie: "So we're slowing this down and doing things carefully, so we do them right. Right?"

Charlie: "Right." (grumbling) "Fools rush in- blah blah BLAH."

Vaggie: "That's my girl."

Vaggie: (hesitates) (tentative smooch)

Vaggie: "Feeling better?"

Charlie: "Fine. I wish you'd stop asking ME that."

Vaggie: "Just glad you're not shaking so much anymore. Kinda scared me for a second."

Charlie: "I'm fine." (sighs) (hugs vaggie) "I didn't mean..."

Vaggie: "I didn't mean to scare you, too."

Charlie: "It's fine. You'll be okay."

Vaggie: "Mm. Already am."

Charlie: "And we're NOT looking for a replacement hotel manager."

Vaggie: "We're gonna need-"

Charlie: "NO."

Vaggie: "-okay. We'll hold off on it. We've got time."

Charlie: (holds her closer) (glares at distant light of heaven)

[starrynightkyoru]

Hana is so unserious I love her

[iguinn]

we know everyone makes fun of long anime tittles but heres the thing a lot of anime with long tittles are based on light novels and these types of novels usually have very long tittles. theres reasons why that is, and its like the tittle is the pitch so to speak, its there to make u pay attention because it sounds interesting or weird and it piques ur interest. now this isnt a universal rule of course but it is fairly common for this to happen. so heres why some anime/light novel tittles are long.

[purplelurkinghini]

I've threatened you in the past, but tonight I will be delivering on the threats.

Beware of what hides under the cut!

BOO!

Oh, come on!

That wasn't too bad, was it? It's just another sketch, only with more tittie this time.

Whose tittie? It's the OC I teased in this post, but it's also a pr0n star. Because I used a screengrab of an pr0n as reference. Because this also doubles as anatomy practice.

Hey, I do need to practice my anatomy! How else can I ever produce my own pr0n?

Thanks for dropping by under the cut!

[tesserariuss]

come and look upon the heart

[dggrspr]

8 // bob or raf

nonverbal prompts  ||  accepting  ➜  @fyrewalks o8﹕ sender  shows  up  at  receiver’s  home  late  at  night .

Four in the morning would most likely constitute late night for most people, some may stretch to call it very early morning, but all dependent on context. Jake called it morning. Period. His day started most commonly somewhere between four and four thirty, the same way it had been since he got into the Academy, with very few days since that broke the pattern for whatever reason. He was out of bed in a matter of minutes and pulling on shorts and a shirt fit to run in. It was when he was going for his shoes that he heard the knock, which he certainly thought he had imagined first when he did a double take of the time on his watch. Padding over to the door, shoes still in one hand he pulled the door open, eyes falling on the WSO outside his door with what could only be described as confusion.

“Bob.” He said slowly, as if trying to make sure this was in fact happening, and it wasn’t a weird dream that felt a lot like a reality but shouldn’t be. Alternative timeline? Was that what the movies called it? Tilting his head slightly as he tried to gauge what could have prompted this, he simply managed half a step to the side, letting his shoulder lean against the door while his hand remained on the handle. “Don’t remember planning a meeting at this hour. Care to fill in the blanks for me?”

[spacefoxy]

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

The Limp-Bizkit-Salute Series🖕 Wes Borland Edition

Find the rest of the series here:

Fred Durst

DJ Lethal

Sam Rivers

John Otto

[nubbims]

“I’m looking for my brother Joshua”

[myososheep]

Mystic Mikey 🐢🧡

[bonefall]

Runningnose

EDIT: My rewrite has come a long way since this post, it was one of the first! Lizardstripe and Brokenstar have been changed massively, so I slightly edited this entry.

As a kid I completely missed the fact that Runningnose participated in the rebellion, and assumed Brokenstar just replaced his medicine cat with a yes man. That’s why he can’t cure his own cold-- Brokenstar just picked someone who would patch up his child soldiers and not complain.

People remember him as Poor Meow Meow With Sniffles but I always imagined him kind of grimy, dark-humored, and serious. This is a guy who let a kitten die unmedicated because he was focusing on saving Nightstar. 

REWRITE STUFF UNDER THE CUT

So in my rewrite, he’s Brokenstar’s truest ally, and his closest confidant. I don’t see Runny as being ‘evil‘ (very few of my rewritten characters are), but he deeply believes that every Clan should look out for itself. To him, the Warrior Code is a weakness the other clans bind themselves with.

He’s intelligent and scheming, to match Brokenstar’s passion and brute force. He covered the claws of combatants in deathberry juice to cause poisoning after a battle, and concocted battle herbs to send ShadowClan warriors into frenzies. Most importantly, he always knew the right words to say; “Yes, and.“

It was Runningnose who had an eye for exploiting the loopholes within the code. It says not to kill... unless necessary for self-defense. It says not to make apprentices before 6 moons... but says nothing about early warriors.

He probably knew that Nightstar wouldn’t get his lives as long as Brokenstar was alive, but he would never intentionally let ShadowClan go without a proper leader. He had a paw in Tigerclaw’s attempted coup of ThunderClan, and probably a little more than a passive role in his coronation in ShadowClan, too. After all, he would never leave it leaderless... but deputyless? Besides, he didn’t bring home that infected bat-- I mean... rat.

Eventually, he offers Blackstar a more ‘informed‘ choice between the Dark Forest and StarClan, and retires shortly after he learns what path Blackstar has decided to walk down. After he passes away, he chooses the Place of No Stars willingly, faithfully awaiting the return of his beloved Brokenstar.

I wanted to make my design different from the snot-nose that most artists give him, so he has markings that look like permanent boogers and eyebags. He always looks sticky, and there’s something sinister in his golden eyes. I should have made him more clearly gray though, he comes across as black-and-white but he is actually gray-and-white.

[mewkwota]

It’s a very good thing I brought a makeshift, more portable sketchbook with me to Wherever I Am Right Now-- I don’t have so much I can do in between my curricular obligations. Juste is very fresh on my mind because I actually got my hands on the Advanced Collection and his Spell Fusions are as fun as they look.

(Now if only I could figure out where to go without checking playthroughs)

[mrwolfhare]

Rocket's amazing piloting skills. Ta-daa!

Guardians Team-Up (2015) #1

[wanderingchocolateeclair]

Uh oh~

Throws my single parent/teacher au at you and runs away <3

This is the first time I’ve ever attempted to draw bakugou(properly) or denki………at all…..

A couple of note for this au tho!:

Tsunagu is a famous fashion designer, Shinya is a teacher, and teaches bakugou - who is Tsunagu’s adopted son in this au-

However

They have some secrets

Which is that in the evenings, Shinya just so happens to work as a bodyguard for a mysterious (I guess you could call him like an almost mafia boss type person)

Who just so happens to be Tsunagu in the quiet.

They don’t recognise each other bc ✨masks✨ and shenanigans ensue~ (though it doesn’t take long for Shinya to find out so that “uh oh” could also mean “oh god that’s my boss” yeh)

I have no energy to ramble too much tonight, so here- if you are curious pls send me any thoughts or questions I’m always happy to answer <3

[sovereignxfae]

Rapid HC time;

Kio:

— is a kleptomaniac

— hates the feeling of things poking his skin. will react aggressively if it's on his back especially

— may be hypersexual

— has a habit of biting his nails, has bitten his skin at times when he isn’t aware the nail in too far down

— because of his mother he does have a fear and hatred for women, particularly women in maternal roles or older than him

Onyx:

– cupidromantic

(usually defines relationships with feelings of safety, familiarity and contentness. doesn't view it as romantic but her feelings come close enough to how it is described so she uses the words)

— has arachnophobia (may make a separate post about it)

— main verse her skin is a dark green

— eats very plain food, very dull palate

— loyal to a fault. Unless it is a deep-rooted moral stance she will do what is asked of her without complain. Also very easily convinced that she deserves something if it comes from someone in a higher rank than her

K'in:

— has light facial hair cause if it's too long it's itchy but fully shaved their face feels weirdly empty [written thing is in the works]

— breaks their nails fairly often from hobbies. their fingers are never the same length cause three are always broken

— hates narrow toed shoes. they have broad feet.

— actually likes the feeling of when you bounce your elbow and your arm feels like static

— has a lot of possessive tendencies when it comes to relationships. mostly romantic ones

public displays of your relationship is very likely. they're handsy, mouthy and otherwise. Mildly controlling when it comes to how long your attention is off of them, will disrupt conversations because of this. Prefers to keep their personal things and you separate. s/o s rarely, if ever, see their family because of it.

[chitsangenthusiast]

Ofherlionheart 🫣 how do you read the boo chronicles and not fall a lil bit in love with lion if that's the standard of romance she's bringing to the table

lksndlzknf FULL support bc YEAH writing impeccable <333