#tagging these specifically bc i think that the hermitcraft-only people are

[crystaleevee4]

what i think some people don't realize about skizz is that. that guy is NOT pg. i mean technically he is? but... honestly. he's like sausage. it's subtler but once you notice. he does Not stop making innuendos and dirty jokes like. ever (over-exaggeration but still)

and then there's the podcast. take this post from @theworstbiscet

for those wondering yes he fucking did. body language and the exact length of the bleep noise? yeah he did.

imp & skizz podcast is a *prime* location for Concerning, definitely-not-pg clips from skizz

also just wanted to share this quick animation from the lovely @colliewolf because a) i can't find the original clip and b) collie's art is amazing and you need to see it !

i'm going off the top of my head so here's two more! though i don't have the time or energy to find the clips, we also have-

"I can't beat off four people at once!"

(this was physically painful to type) "Get in the butt! Are you in yet?"

what the Fuck is his idea for the poe poe office. why is that so. dick shjaped

[spiritualviolation]

HEADCANON FREE SPACE - GRIAN

from the response to this post

hi hello!! this post is a free space for people to come by and share their headcanons about a specific mcyt character, and this post is for grian!

grian is like. one of those chars that are just headcanon central, so i thought it be appropriate to start with him

not-exactly-rules but some guidelines + my own headcanons under the cut!

- GO ABSOLUTELY NUTS!! share as MANY as you like, i literally don’t mind if you’re going to make a ten page essay about your headcanons. just go wild, just as long as it sticks to the character of this post! bc if it i do multiple characters on one post it might get overwhelming and messy

- you can either do it in the tags or you can just reblog and add to this, i don’t mind as long as it’s convenient for you! you can add to other people’s rbs but i do think it would be better if you rb it straight off this post, but that depends on you!!

- if you want to reblog with your design as well so you can explain your hcs, go ahead! i would absolutely love to see how people design the characters individually!!

i will probably make a masterpost for this but for now we’ll start humble, but i’m aiming to release one post per week, but maybe would speed it up if my schedule allows me!

so yea, go wild!

i will probably start with the life series peeps first but i am thinking of maybe doing qsmp peeps as well after!

my grian headcanons cause i wrote a whole thing in my notes app:

- in my hc, the forms of watchers are dream-like and amorphous, basically visual mindfucks in appearance. grian who was fairly new to the watchers still kept his regular human form, but those who have been watchers for a very long time eventually would lose their individual human identity, and is assimilated into the collective that are the watchers. grian, if give or take maybe a century, the same thing would have eventually happened to him.

- his wings, gifted to him when he was ‘taken’, are generally amorphous and shifting, and you can never focus what shape they’re supposed to be (they can give you a headache the longer you try to look at their genuine form), but he can disguise them in any shape he wants (bird wings, dragon wings, etc.) so it doesn’t hurt to look at them.

- grian cut off his association with them just several months after he was taken, joining hermitcraft not long after, estranging themselves from them.

- he can still use his powers (which include astral projection, and etc.), but because of his cut ties they’re significantly weaker than the average watcher. for example, watchers can ‘watch’ over an entire server, but grian can only ‘watch’ one person at a time.

- his reasons for not wanting to be assimilated into the watchers is that he knows what it’s like to have been pushed and forced to take up a role against his will (ahem high school ahem), and it’s hurt him and he won’t want to let it hurt him again. aside from that, he finds that the watchers are extremely boring, considering all they do is observing passively from the sidelines and all that, which is the complete opposite of how grian likes to operate. he finds it extremely restrictive and prevents him from actively participating in things. not wanting to be confined to that, he cut ties with them.

- however he still uses his powers for troublemaking and mischief, and also to help others when they need it. he doesn’t consider himself affiliated with the watchers because he thinks it’s merely some godly title and also because he wouldn’t want anyone to think him differently, so he doesn’t really hide it.

- as he denied his watcher status very early into joining them, he still has the physicality (stamina, energy and such) of a regular human. only his wings are amorphous instead of his entire form since his wings were given to him when he joined them.

- made the life smp as a fun game for his friends, but in my hc, they did a test run before starting 3rd life. it was during that test run when the watchers seized control over the server.

- during 3rd life, he put admin restrictions on himself to remove his wings so he couldn’t fly and it was fair game for the rest.

[thetomorrowshow]

I posted 2,047 times in 2022

That's 851 more posts than 2021!

423 posts created (21%)

1,624 posts reblogged (79%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@winterswrandomness

@thetomorrowshow

@flyingfish1234

@polybius1201

@canaryomenharbinger

I tagged 1,811 of my posts in 2022

Only 12% of my posts had no tags

#q - 983 posts

#minecraft stuff - 737 posts

#art - 589 posts

#empires smp - 202 posts

#ask - 176 posts

#jimmy solidarity - 120 posts

#empires superpowers au - 116 posts

#3rd life smp - 116 posts

#mas speaks - 106 posts

#esh au - 103 posts

Longest Tag: 134 characters

#like he walked in. 'hey guys keeping it short today bc i have to go to the dentist on tuesday. were there any questions abt the work?'

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

TFC's sister posted a link to his obituary on twitter. It's very lovely, but I wanted to point out this specific part:

[ID: Edward moved to Tulsa in 1972. He went out on his own for many years, without contacting friends or family. Much about where he was and what he was doing during this time remains a mystery. In fact, Edward was not seen again until 1992, when it was discovered that he was living in Indianapolis, Indiana, where he was employed by Pizza Hut, as a delivery driver. He had also lived in Arkansas, before returning to Tulsa. End ID]

I can't get over this. This is the most TFC thing I've ever seen

1,980 notes - Posted August 16, 2022

#4

Jimmy has murdered a human on rats smp. Jimmy killed the gardener and has now promised scott the gardening job in exchange for keeping quiet about it. jimmy has yelled at the janitor that he's going to cut his arms off and threatened to kill him too. I repeat jimmy solidarity has murdered a human. this is the LEAST SAFEST RAT

3,150 notes - Posted November 3, 2022

#3

Got my dad to watch mcc (scar pov) with me, here are some highlights of the occasion

he's colorblind and struggled telling teams apart, but appreciated color indicators on some blocks in games

did not understand survival games until he saw the border and then went "oh it's like fortnite!!"

asked questions about every ten seconds which was actually quite lovely, but included:

asking me how mcc teams are decided

asking me who scott smajor was no less than five times

asking me to explain the concept of hermitcraft.

did not care about the game chat until he realized that's where i was getting stats from and then started leaning as far forward as possible to read it

i don't think he ever really grasped the concept of rocket spleef. he had fun watching though

thought antfrost's skin was a bird

asked me if ace race was only for ace people (definitely trying to connect with me after i recently came out as ace. much appreciated, very sweet)

complained if people punched scar off during tgttos

asked if scar would be interested in coming to our family server to build

desperately wants minecraft slushies. i wouldn't be surprised if i joined the family server tomorrow to find he'd added a texture pack for them

i think his favorite game was meltdown, he got very excited about scar's killer aim

he says that most of the streamers he watches are british and hearing american accents on twitch was weird. ok

got happy every time scar wasn't last in team rankings for a game

guys he got so into dodgebolt. he was jumping up with every hit. he was very disappointed when i accidentally changed the channel during the second round and wouldn't let me touch the remote again. he actually cheered at the final shot

he didn't know anyone playing but he still really enjoyed it. he wants to watch again next time :)

3,197 notes - Posted July 23, 2022

#2

new copypasta dropped and this is my favorite one

6,304 notes - Posted November 5, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

You know what makes me the most angry about the hbo max ordeal?

Librarians saw this coming years ago and tried to prevent it. Corporations refused to work with them, afraid of the loss in profits there might be.

27,396 notes - Posted August 20, 2022

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[jamsofdeath0]

I posted 2,684 times in 2022

That's 2,684 more posts than 2021!

722 posts created (27%)

1,962 posts reblogged (73%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@strikerofdeath0

@daily-grian

@kugisakiss

@tired1mmortal

@tourettesdog

I tagged 1,227 of my posts in 2022

#danny phantom - 160 posts

#grian - 119 posts

#hermitcraft - 91 posts

#trafficblr - 67 posts

#detective conan - 66 posts

#my art - 65 posts

#deltarune - 62 posts

#mcyt - 61 posts

#3rd life - 51 posts

#traffic light smp - 44 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#the only reason conan hasn’t been found out is because the weirdest kids in school sensed that his weirdness was off the charts and decided

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

1,236 notes - Posted July 30, 2022

#4

Wheres the Dp x Dc Aus Where Danny HATES The Justice League.

He think they're a bunch a boot licking government dogs. Like he respected when Batman was a vigilante but the fact he just used his power and money to make what he was doing legal. Danny doesn't like that. He's had zero positive interaction with rich adults and government body's. He's leaning full on anarchist.

Green Lanterns a space cop? Space is cool and all but the cop part of the that equation. It's a no go.

Superman seems cool but he knows, knows in his bones, no ones perfect and anyone who makes their brand "I may be one of the most powerful beings on this planet but trust me because I'm nice" is hiding something.

He doesn't like Wonder Women's lasso or how ok she is with using it. He's took away peoples freewill through overshadowing and has decided he's against it. He understands that sometimes you need to use your full kit if worlds are in danger but over all not even the vilest should lose the right to control.

Aguaman is flat out a king and while he doesn't have anything strictly against the man he's against royalty on principle.

He doesn't have anything to big against Flash or Martian Manhunter other than they are a part of the Justice League but he still doesn't like them for that reason.

He figures they're all a bunch of power hungry people who named themselves the protectors of earth for fame, fortune, and government power. Or they're a bunch of a bunch of ppl who do want to help but decided they should pretend to bend to the laws. They despite being government now still operate like vigilantes and the fact they get away with so much law breakage just screams corruption. It doesn't help literally all of Amity Park sent distress notes and signals to the Justice League and they didn't even show up when the city got stolen into another dimension.

Even Sam isn't as against the league as Danny and Tuckers abit of a fan boy. Neither bring up the league to Danny bc they know if he gets started he could go on an hour or longer rant.

When Dani flew of into the sunset the first time Danny warned her against trusting any "superheros" that were legal. That the Titans seemed better than The Justice League but to still be weary.

This au could be phantom planet compliant or not but think about just how much worse his hatred would be if he had to wrangle his rouges, freind's and reveal himself to the the world all bc the "planets protectors" couldnt protect it. In the complaint au he fully blames them for any human experimentation that happens bc people know about half ghosts now. And when they show the Amity Park after the asteroid he's like "Anyone in the Justice League or associated his banned from Amity Park." And they're like "You can not do that" and he's like "Batman gets to! He gets to ban all meta's with no regard for the consequences! He gets to despite the spike in meta hate crimes it causes. Try and stop me!" (The meta hate crime is just fanon for this specific au) the league respect the ban bc they want to become ally's with this VERY powerful and VERY angry kid.

In the non complaint version the banning still happens but the league doesn't respect it. This causes lots of problems. In both of them discovering Amity's problem is what sparks the plot.

(he doesn't have a protection obessetion and he is trans in this au.)

1,240 notes - Posted July 30, 2022

#3

Ok so what about a dp x dc fic that takes place in 2004 like dp originally does where tim and Danny are forum freind's.

It's very important you know this is neither a "Bruce adopts Danny" or Danny/tim fic.

It takes place during Tim's Robin run but they've been friends since they were 8 and 9.

Tim is 13 and Danny is 14 they're original runs are happening simultaneously.

Now here's where it get interesting. Neither tell each other about the vigilanting. Danny's only escape from a young age from ghost stuff was internet forums and Tim isn't just going to spill Batmans secret. Tim does however talk about himself.

Danny knows Tim's parents are neglectful. He has half a mind to just kidnap him away to Amity. Ghosts can't be that much worse than Gothams rouges. Then Tim starts talking about Bruce and Danny is convinced Bruce is grooming Tim or something.

Tims like "My neighbor has kind of adopted me" (in more words and less explicitly.

And Danny's just thinking 'a rich adult with a son that won't talk to him, and another son that is dead has taken interest in a vulnerable child.' he says however "Tim I know you love Gotham but you can always stay with me. My parents wouldn't mind!" Like he's been saying for years.

Because he knows he can't convince Tim with his hero worship of Bruce other wise and not ever sam's parents are rich enough to to go against a Wayne.

Tim doesn't do the best job explaining he's the one forcing himself on Bruce.

1,624 notes - Posted July 31, 2022

#2

I don't know why ppl act like Amity Park should have figured out Danny's secret identity when it is by basic human understanding of the laws of the universe the the least obvious secret identity ever.

Reasons why someone wouldn't figure it out:

He's dead, how would he be that one alive kid?

They don't think Phantom has a secret identity at all.

Why would he be that one kinda pathetic nerd kid if he even did have a secret human ID.

His parents are ghost hunters, the leading Ghost hunters, surely surely they would know their own kid is dead.

2,297 notes - Posted July 22, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Marceline from Adventure Time is like the ultimate OC. She is a half vampire half human with Mommy and daddy issues but she has daddy issues twice cuz she had two dads.

Edit: y'all are really acting like I ate your first born or something in the notes so I guess I got to explain that this is a joke. A haha. I like Marceline.

33,144 notes - Posted July 19, 2022

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[xpoolboy]

ok so i was ranting so i was being very repetitive but yk so here:

kinda pissed about purpled's treatment within the fandom and specifically within the fanfic community

im prefacing the with im also an inniter, benchtrio, amd sbi fan.

starting out with the sheer amount of bad takes i see. theres so many but without as many good takes bc hes just not popular within the dsmp

im so fucking tired of him getting lumped in with bench trio. i am guilty of this with mcc teaming but within the dsmp it makes no sense. especially with people putting him in a platonic marriage with tommy. it makes no sense for his character. PURPLED DECLARED TOMMY HIS ENEMY even him being friends with c!ranboo is nonsensical. purpleds whole thing is being terrified of being forgotten. paired with ranboos memory issues? dumb as shit. even the cc! ourpled and ranboo have only talked one time on stream being the mr beast 100k gift card hunt. i think itd be cool but there's absolutely nothing to base it off of.

fanfic tagging my beloathed. there are so few purpled fics comparatively already and so many im hopeful for but hes just mentioned for a paragraph at BEST. then theres hoards of people lumping him with sbi and bench trio. found family with thrm. it just makes no sense. they treat him like hes helpless. he never was. yes hes traumatized but he has never been helpless. tired twt (the only foujd family that makes sense for him imo) is harder to find than business bay fics and those are once every 2 weeks. so many people send him off to hermitcraft to heal with tommy and theyee besties and soft and they make no sense. the only hermit purpled fic that feels like it's actually him is one where he starts a business where he does smplive-esque merc/prank work after killing each and every person. im so tired.

so true!! i love cpurp but it is so difficult to find fanfics about him that aren't horribly ooc or ones where he barely shows up

[quakeriders]

RULES: TAG NINE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO KNOW BETTER

@nomattertheoceans tagged me, thanks babe!

three ships: i gotta go whats current in my brain and so let's start with darklina (ben barnes and jessie mei li hit me hard, man. i was not prepared), feysand and...... my babes daisy x robbie (quakerider). i honestly am in a fandom funk right now, but lisa just single-handedly resurrected the part of my brain that goes: imagine feysand doing literally anything and i think thats neat.

first ever ship: um, this is hard.. i have the memory of a goldfish so i can't really tell. i assume it might have been the likes of angel x buffy or piper x leo, just because of the timing. but my first i need to go online for this ship, was elejah (elena gilbert x elijah mikaelson from tvd and if you were a elejah shipper back when s4 was airing there's a good chance we knew each other lmao)

last song: not to be that kind of tswift stan but all too well (taylor's version) (ten minute version), lmao

last movie: i literally have no memory of this. i think i watched some obscure netflix historical drama bc i was thinking about a historical darklina au and wanted to watch something for the vibes but i can't for the life of me remember what it was and if i only watched the trailer or the whole thing. either way, its been a hot second.

currently reading: oh boy, i know this isn't about non-fiction but wow it's been a while since i read new books. so i'm gonna bore you with non fiction (don't worry, i'll leave out the machine learning papers, lmao): "the alignment problem: machine learning and human values" by brian christian and "a thousand brains: a new theory of intelligence" by jeff hawkins. i'm a proper old person now, i guess.

currently watching: anyways, perfect way to balance out the weird old person stuff, with 14 year old behaviour and say MINECRAFT youtubers. more specifically hermitcraft. its dumb fun and i recently discovered minecraft for myself. (me @ @lexa-clarkes: it's basically animal crossing in hardcore mode)

currently consuming: a cup of coffee

currently craving: another cup of coffee and something chocolatey thats not just pure chocolate. something that's the perfect mix of salty and sweet, idk.

tagging: @brycequin, @comebackali, @elektrasdaisy, @feyrearcherons, @lookformebymoonlight, @lexa-clarkes, @tangledstarlight and anyone else who wants to do this.

[lily-the-leopard]

hermitcraft and thirdlife get a fandom tag and not dsmp bc dsmp fandom cant be trusted to fandom tag properly, like genuinely can’t be trusted with its massive scale and young users

(also dsmp fans need to stop puts dts to tag wranglers in the tags for “doxxing the creators”, maybe then they’d get a fandom tag)

"last anon was /lh kinda, but genuine reason why dsmp doesnt have a fandom tag bc it fits ao3’s pre existing conditions for rpf. plus the fandom specifically for dsmp? its fairly new and peaked during this time ao3 has been making big changes to the site, like they’re creating a blocking function + more things and that takes more than a couple of months to plan and roll out this versus hermitcraft having a tag, hermitcraft fandom has been established for multiple years with a decent size fanbase to warrant it"

Oh boy nonny, this was certainly a take to wake up to, I'll be honest. I'll take you at your word and assume you really meant this to be light-hearted, so instead of throwing out the whole suitcase, lets unpack some of this! I think it's a conversation that's a bit overdue in my little corner of the internet. I am gonna put it under a cut though, because I had a lot to say and it got kinda long.

Right, so here's the thing. I get where you're coming from. This fandom is pretty young, you don't trust them. But if you've been on dsmpblr at all, you'd know this fandom is actually pretty good about tagging things! Like- better than some other fandoms I've been in! And I think it's funny that you'd bring 3rd life into this, because from what I know they lost their tag when ao3 realized it was being used for minecraft rp, it redirects to RPF just like the "Dream SMP" tag now.

I know it's frustrating when people use posts in the archive to complain. I've actually sent a ticket about this, which is the proper way to get ahold of staff, but I'm so tired of seeing real names thrown into the Dream SMP. You don't tag MCU fanfic with "Steve Rogers | Chris Evans" do you?? No, there's separate tags for RPF on so3 because we understand that characters are not their actors.

And I don't think the DSMP qualifies as RPF personally! I think if anything Hermitcraft should. I'm glad they got their own tag, don't get me wrong, I'm an HC fan as well. But the DSMP has an ongoing plot with characters that are different than the people playing them, moreso than HC where they largely play themselves. (This isn't to discount someone like Xisuma btw I think his lore is great, but as a whole they tend to do smaller plots, if any).

Also, the DSMP fandom is huge! I've been in fandoms much smaller than DSMP who have fandom tags. You know what got a tag before it had a major online presence? The Mechanisms. Had like five whole fics and it got a fandom tag. That's a band, by the way, doesn't use the RPF tag either because it's cabaret and they're playing characters.

Not to bring mechs fandom into this (god I hope this doesn't crosspost into your tags, I apologize), but nonny why does a band and another mc server get a tag, but a mc server that has established storylines spanning over a year get shoved into RPF with character tags sharing the real names of creators who only go by an alias??

And lastly. I know we've got a lot of kids here. But I'm not a kid. I was one, back in the day, pre-ao3. And I love the archive! It has its problems, this being one of them, but as a whole I'm glad we have a corner of the internet for ourselves.

I just wish I could actually filter RPF because I don't personally read it, and I can't do that unless we have a fandom tag.

[just-antithings]

Ngl everything about Dream SMP confuses the living daylights out of me if it has nothing to do with Technoblade. And I don't even watch Techno specifically for the DSMP stuff, more bc I just, like Techno. Like all this character and content creator and canon and not and then the drama with the creators and then also the fan base and it's just a lot and makes me happy I just watch Hermitcraft and then don't pay attention to the fanbase for HC. I think if more DSMP things were in like, half hour video formats from most of the creators then I could take it in easier but it's all streams and then if I tell people I like Techno or watch Techno's DSMP streams they recc others and I'm like please I only have so many hours-

This whole rambly thing is so unnecessary but you know what else is? DSMP fandom drama that gets dragged into spaces they don't belong which is the only reason I even know it's a thing like y'all here are doing good tagging this stuff I just see people who tag it with general MC tags and its like plz go away I just wanna see pretty builds

valid

[foryouthegays]

hi! this is gonna sound SUPER uneducated, because on this subject, I am!! everyone i follow on tumblr, and I mean like everyone, has been posting about some smp or something lately? idk it seems to be a group of youtube folks? and i wanna get into it so i can understand my dash, but i don't know where to start or who's even involved. kinda like with the mcu, but thats besides the point. help? please? -bluebell

sure! so im not sure if your talking about dream smp or the new smp (cog smp?) so ill “briefly” talk about both under the cut. also a bit about hermitcraft bc i think people should watch hermitcraft

DREAM SMP:

dream smp is....a lot. it started with a few of Dreams friends making a survival world, continued into a hamilton roleplay, and is now....corrupt government ran by a traumatized 16 year old whos best friend is thought dead but is actually in hiding with a war criminal? its a lot of fun. to start, id suggest following one character primarily. I watch Technoblade (the war criminal) and Philza (war criminals friend and also kinda a criminal? idk hes just vibin), but you should just bounce around streams to find who you like. the most popular streamers on the smp are probably Tommyinnit, Tubbo_, Wilbur Soot, and itsFundy, but there are a TON to watch.

also, dont stress out about missing streams!! because of how many streamers are involved, there is almost constant content, so it really is a community effort to know what happens in streams. As someone who only watches technos streams, and rarely catches Philzas, i have a very small amount of knowledge gained directly from the streams, and most of it is from liveblogs and recap posts here on tumblr!

also also, don’t worry about not knowing the lore. the wiki (https://dreamteam.fandom.com/wiki/Dream_SMP) is extremely detailed, but its hard to know everything. you can start by watching recap videos (tommy and wilbur both post highlight videos on youtube) or you can jump in with streams, either is fine and as long as you’re having fun, you’re doing it right!!

OH and dont get too emotionally invested. like, not not emotionally invested, but if something gets to be too much, take a break and watch something or someone else. a lot of people had to stop watching tommys exile arc, which involved a lot of manipulation by c!dream (that means character dream, not the actual dream) and quite a few self destructive intentions by c!tommy, and so many people tag that arc as #exile arc. 

uhhhh id suggest starting with techno because,,,,i love him. his ‘past livestreams’ playlist on Youtube has all his dream smp streams, and he has a few videos about whats happened. ive been doing liveblog posts of alllll his streams with timestamps so if u want me to link those,,,,feel free to ask

some selling points: more queer relationships than straight relationships, because why not. one of the characters had a sexual relationship with a fish, had a fox son, and that character (who is now a ghost) is now in a relationship with a blue sheep named friend. the ghosts father had him with a samsung smart fridge. one of the characters has taken over the world with the fridge fucker, and was in retirement before forcefully taken to an execution where he escaped death and then found a raccoon boy in his basement eating his gapples (golden apples). also the raccoon boys music discs are basically what started the entire plot. 

COG SMP: a modded smp created by Ranboo, Fundy, Tubbo, 5uppp, and Awesamdude!! it was started today and it looks to be pretty chill :D

ALSO IF UR TALKING ABOUT HERMITCRAFT: 

hermitcraft is a multiplayer survival whitelisted server with several people. its currently on its 7th season and focuses mostly on building and redstone, but does include roleplaying aspects. the hermits are incredibly talented, and i use it to relax after freaking out over dream smp!! content is primarily in the form of edited videos, but people do stream, especially on ‘hermitcraft stream weekends,’ where theres pretty much always someone streaming for a specific amount of time. i really like Grian, Joehills, and mumbo!! its a lot of fun and i highly recommend it 

[bunnygirlheart]

lol apparently my twitter acc is suspended

...whatever, it looks like i can still use it to login to fallen london? that’s great, bc im tired of fighting w/ twitter’s shit. Specifically im tired of -- 

    i got locked twice in a row, and when twitter support’s email SAID they unlocked me the second time? it didnt actually happen, so i just fucked off twitter for a bit, and now that ive checked it again im suspended so i guess i wont in fact be following joehills of hermitcraft. No big deal, aside from the fact that I don’t 100% know why twitter decided i have no rights, but its still .. irritating.

If I were to speculate, they didnt like my ... usage habits? I tend to show up for a bit, share a bunch of cool stuff i see on my feed, then disappear for hours, only to repeat this behavior next time I show up. Because twitter has no queue, it would end up being a bit spammy in its density at times, although I do follow several people whose content I dont generally retweet. My tendency to not make my own content probably does not help.

Another idea, perhaps they no longer tolerate my location text, as it is in fact longer than should fit in the box now. This is their own fault for updating the website and shortening the character limit without clearing now overstuffed fields, but the fact remains that it does cheat the system in a minor way I suppose, and given that the location is not actually the real place and it also mentions a hitman? I guess I could maybe see them taking offence to it for one (dumb) reason or another. (”abandoned blockbuster, awaiting the deep web hitman”) ... Oh, come to think, it could be offending their rules regarding violent and/or suicidal content. "deep web hitman” is just a meme though, so that’s dumb too.

All that said, if it IS something so specific as my location tag, they could inform me of this and I could remove it, or better yet simply wipe it themselves, if thats something they’d do. To my recollection, their only statement was vague nothing abt ‘’automated behavior’’, which would mean that no, they dont seem to care abt that one. This leads me to believe the first idea more likely. Not that it matters because twitter sucks at least as much as this place, or moreso given its lack of a simple queue function cmon twitter thats essential