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polararts · 1 year

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Hi! I was wondering if you had a print shop? I loved your heathers piece!!!

Oh, yeah! I don't have an image for it in the listing but you can get it here Thank you!!!

Also y'all can use code 25OFF at checkout for 25% off prints!

#take the paper out of my house #plz #like yes I need them for conventions #but not this many #i'm cry #the quality is real nice tho #but in exchange for the good quality I had to buy a ton;;;

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sylenth-l · 7 months

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Deeper

#destiny #destiny 2 #destiny the game #my art #osiris #baby birb osiris 🥺#can a guy at least take a bath with no incidents in this house?..#(no. the answer is no.)#sad messy birb for a sad messy piece of paper u_u #this was a leftover dirty stripe of paper so i'm quite happy i made it work somehow #since the aspect ratio is rather unusual for me ( ´•ᴗ•ก)#art tip: you won't see any unwanted dark stains and splashes if the whole picture is dark and the bg burns your eyes out!!!#traditional art

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arom-antix · 1 year

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@fishshit I consider your post canon so I made it

Edit: I FOUND IT

Edit 2: Yakov trauma

Edit 3: I lied, here's the design rant

Edit 4: Updated design!

#i cant find the original post T_T #im going to search your entire blog if i have to #i will find it #anyway in the mean time heres something that started as a sketch and then went completely out of control and i am not sorry #i am beyond repentance you could say #it took me at least three tries to spell that word right on the illustration and english can go die #viktor deserves to be dramatic as fuck #yakovs aura was made of retirement papers when viktor showed him this #especially when viktor added that “oh by the way ill be wearing a big ass luxury designer fur coat” and then skated away #have fun deciphering the meaning behind all my design choices #for once i will not rant about them #ruins the fun #but if youre interested i do have a breakdown ready at your leasure #im sorry ive been listening to the song for hours now while drawing this and it just fits viktor so well i cannot #this is canon in my heart #arom antix art #arom antix #art #yuri on ice #yoi #yuri on ice fanart #yoi fanart #fanart #viktor nikiforov #also i am so sorry the mukbang comic is taking so long i swear i havent forgotten #some of it is done but its far from finished but itll happen #im going to finish it and you can quote me on that and come to my house and whack me with a newspaper until i do it if you want to #collab #religious imagery

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littleplantfreak · 6 days

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mari...sniffles

The fabric of his tie is wrapped tightly around your wrists as you wiggle them. Your open blouse tickles your skin whenever you move. Umemiya has a hand pinning both your arms over your head, digging them into the mattress. His fat cock hits your sweet spot with every thrust, his pelvis slaps against your swollen clit, and your juices cover his length, dripping down to his balls. It’s loud, wet, and hot. His face scrunches up when you tighten around him– white hair falling into his face. If you pay attention close enough, you can hear the rhythmic ticking of his watch, but all you can hear is the sloppy sounds of Umemiya fucking you.

“You’re gonna take it right, sweetheart?” He snaps his hips, making you jolt. “Gonna look so pretty, so pretty with my baby– our baby.”

You let out a sound that borders a sob of pain and pleasure. “Yes, yes– ngh– yes!” Because you want it badly– so badly. You want him to fill you up with his hot cum, and have his sperm coat your insides. Your vision is hazy, but you can make out that he’s smiling.

“Yeah, that’s right. You’re gonna take it– all of it.”

Umemiya shifts more of his weight onto you– driving the fat head of his cock further in. Your jaw slacks open as he bends you in two. Tears well up in your eyes as he pushes you towards another orgasm.

“You’ve been raising your hips for a while now– you want it that badly?” He isn’t mocking you though, rather he sounds proud.

Screwing your eyes shut, tears roll down your cheeks as you nod– once, twice, thrice. It doesn’t take long for you to squirt all over him again, it hits his abdomen and drips onto the sheets, soaking everything. Umemiya groans– moans, when he cums, spilling himself into your womb. He lays his entire body on top of yours, shoving it further in, plugging you up.

Umemiya pushes your sweaty hair out of your face, “You did so well, so good for me.” He pants trying to catch his breath. “I love you– you know that right?” He kisses your cheek, “They’re going to be lovely, just like you.”

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ACT NORMAL IN PUBLIC NOW THAT IVE READ THIS

#smacking you with a paper fan rn mino but im smacking myself with it too #dont sniffle at me when i full on bawling what is this #p-pluggging…#tied wrists…pushing MY HAIR OUT oF MY FACE FOR ME I HAVE TO KILL HIM AGAIN #I just know…he’d know your ovulation days if you were serious abt it #you forget to check the calendar but he’s practically salivating when he realizes you’re at your peak #has one of his friends/family watch your first kid at their house for a sleepover or two if you’re trying for a second #so you dont have to worry abt how loud you’re being or where he takes you #ume’s gonna be the best dad im sooooooo #spicy mari #mari answers #✨mino✨

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r0tt1ngr4bb1t · 4 months

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No way Argos got Jealous of Himself HELPP 😭💀

#The World of Mr. Plant #"He's Heeeree :D” I love that line sm 😭#Also What did My Boy do to get kicked out bruh 😭#He was just having a Tea Party with You 😭😭#We need Justice for Plushie Argos 😔#I feel like Buying him btw #I'll giv him a Nice House 2 stay in :3 (My Table 💀)#I'll Decorate It aswell :3 #If I don't have a Mr. Plant Plushie I'll Probably giv him the Mr. Plant Paper doll :3 #Then He won't b Lonely :D #Might take awhile 2 Arrive but idc :)#Argos Twomp #Argos Plushie #<- New Tag :]#World of Mr. Plant

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findmeinthefallair · 11 months

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I have never, ever, had an October/birthday month this good ever before. It's surreal

#final booklet (graphic design gig) sent off to printing company. the final paper quality is beautiful :O #7 days till island visit + work event. 2 days till celebrating that I made it to 31 #money changer visit: check #telling dad to gtfo of my space and that I'm hanging out with his actually understanding cousin 4000 miles away over Halloween #no pain in my body. as a person in remission (I am SO glad it wasn't brain cancer)#and the company of kind. extraordinary. intelligent. supportive friends and shared love for stories and lore #the world is opening up. there are plans for next year. I can breathe and immensely hope #and I'll take Hunter...the world of the Owl House..and the connections it brought..along with me #loz says stuff

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b4kuch1n · 9 months

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what if I stream tonite. for dragon business

#bakuspeech #taking one (1) day break from comm bc my brain was starting to melt outta my ears #and try to figure out some lunar new year stuff instead #it is now a new year and the red envelope duty has come around once again #second year. I drew cats for the niblings last year. its dragons this time around #and since its like 20 red envelopes I can Probably fix up and assemble the myself #I dont. like the idea of buying red envelopes. esp since there will be like A Doller inside lmao #I'd rather use the card envelopes with something scribbled on top rather than buy red envelopes. idk Im a weirdo abt this #but yeah. dragons first. and then I'll see if the shrink film I have is printable #if not I'll do stickers. I still have sticker paper #thats the plan. I'll probs bring up all the shit that happened to or around me in 2023 on stream lmao #and see if my friends are good to hang out on stream with me #okay. alright. uhhh probs I'll try and be live at 8pm (in 3hrs)? been a slow day Ive done nothing but walking very slowly around the house #mmm. have a good day guys. perhaps see u on stream. lets have fun

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thenwethrowitonthefire · 6 months

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Shout-out to everyone who survived a "fun" easter with the family

#fucking hell #it started with finding out my dad smoked in my car when I picked up my sister #who was equally dreading the day #my mum turns into the world's tensest and judgemental presence. worsened by my aunt #then hell for autistic people (of which there are multiple present)#multiple deaf people means one uninspired conversation that isn't interesting in any way.#combinations of passive aggressiveness and people not saying a thing because they can't participate. voice volumes too damn high #weirdass food situations. Very full table. so many smells.#this goes on for over an hour. wishing for literally anything but being there. soul crushing.#then you still have to sit in that room for 2.5 hours. it just goes on and on.#my autistic deaf dad physically looks like how I feel. my mum and aunt keep piling on top of him to demand his mental presence #i leave the room once (to get my phone to show pictures to my uncle) and am immediately followed upstairs by my mum #who demands I don't leave the room (What's next. following me when I need the toilet?)#me and my sister are so bored we start throwing paper planes and fake fighting.#Which amuses the bored and the deaf #but of course my mum and aunt have opinions and this is not allowed. only soul crushing boredom allowed #they complain to each other over it while aggressively doing dishes #finally it ends because my mum and aunt start insisting my dad should go to bed if he's 'that tired'. *sprinkle on some additional ableism*#still sitting through a conversation about allergies one of my sister's friends has. my mum preaching that people should take that seriously #(meanwhile i had to cook for myself for 9 years because when my allergies were really bad no one bothered to check if i could eat something)#me and my sister go sit upstairs to discover our mum has made things we care about vanish in her room #and made things appear that should not be there #I've washed the interior of my car and hope the smell will go #you think it's over after that. but woke up with the realisation that even more things have disappeared from my sister's room.#i can't remember a time when things left outside of my room didn't disappear #I don't know why we do these family gatherings at all. no one has fun on days like that.#the housing crisis isn't making these things easy. my sister is losing her place to live again as well #she'll go hiking for a month and then work on a campsite over the summer #maybe I'll go house sitting again. idk.#can't make commitments a few months in advance like that because I'll cancel everything the second Sparks announces anything important

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roguemonsterfucker · 7 months

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Sorry to talk about it again but I'm just still flabbergasted by the whole plagiarism thing

Like... When watching hbomb's video the first time and seeing him point out the rewording of stuff to change it *just* enough to (hopefully) not get caught stealing... I flashed back to my college days of when I did exactly that. 😅

There was a limit on how many actual quotes I could use, so I got around that by literally looking at my sources and rewording it enough to get past the plagiarism checker (TurnItIn.com my belothed) without losing the meaning of the text that I honestly didn't fully understand because I was writing on topics I had no real knowledge of myself.

BUT BUT BUT

I still cited my fucking sources.

Yes, I was using other people's words so I could get through the hell that was college, but if you read my stuff, you'd know exactly where I got it from. I never claimed credit for all the ideas.

And... again... I was just doing it to survive. I wasn't making money. I didn't even end up actually graduating, so it didn't even help me academically.

Somerton on the other hand not only rarely *if ever* credited the people whose words he stole, he was doing it for money, while also putting down fellow queer creators. He *wanted* full credit for all the ideas in his videos. To cite his sources would be to pass the credit on to others. And he couldn't do that.

Edited to add: It's probably a bit extreme to say I "stole" anything for my papers. Like I said, I cited my sources. I just paraphrased what I could when needed, probably to a degree that was questionable at worst. I just have anxiety and feel like "OH NO I"M A TERRIBLE PLAGIARIST."

#should i be admitting to kinda sorta plagiarizing a few college essays?#probably not #but again: i didn't graduate #what are they gonna do? take away my nonexistent degree?#i was literally only taking online college classes to avoid being kicked out of my parents' house #at the time my options were get a job or go to college #and i couldn't get a job because of my disabilities #and honestly i only even did this on *a few* papers #because most of the time i actually was very interested in the subject matter and enjoyed writing my own perspective #it was literally only a few subjects i was forced to write on that my brain couldn't comprehend at all #i didn't like doing it #i wanted to write about things i understood or enjoyed learning about #but some of my required classes... uh... sucked #as did the teachers =/#i was not suited for that type of situation #but i did learn a lot in a few classes that i think helped me become a better writer #overall though college was a waste of time and money and i ended up having a mental breakdown when i was only one class away from graduatin #literally *one* more class and I'd have a degree #but my brain noped out and so here i am ten years later with nothing #a degree wouldn't have helped me though #i still wouldn't be able to get a job because of my disabilities

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kaeyapilled · 1 year

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a fact about me is im always thinking about kaveh and alhaitham in disgustingly cute domestic situations together

#taking an afternoon nap. cooking together. grocery shopping. kaveh forcing alhaitham to tidy up the house with him #alhaitham reading a book while he listens to the sound of coal scratching the paper while kaveh draws #god they really did give us everything. they LITERALLY live together. im not even being too delusional this is all possible #them coming back home after dining and drinking together (DEFINITELY was not a date. just two guys who hate each other hanging out.)#they make me SICK #my posts #kavetham #haikaveh #kaveh #alhaitham

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dandyshucks · 8 months

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

#i forgot how difficult it is to print out digital art nicely djdkdl #it did take me three tries... after i ran the printer thru its cleaning cycle twice dbhddkl #so much printer ink. ALAS. i have quite a bit from a couple yrs ago and idk how long it lasts so like... i probably should use it up anyway #but shfjdld hopefully i can figure out the settings a little faster next time LORD. everything just came out way too dark #it still is darker and not as vivid as I'd like but ... i think this is as good as it gets for a home job fjfkdl #I AM PLEASED NONETHELESS!#i can add Guz to my secret wall of fandom dhdjdl i have mk up there and my paper mache dca masks already #its abt time i got my mans up there too fjfkdl #(i say secret wall bc it is hidden away from where anyone in the house can see it fjfkdl i have a curtain blocking it LMAO)#maybe one day if im able to i will have these printed out all niceys but fjfkdl for now this is what i will be pleased with :]#dandy.cmd

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jorvikzelda · 2 months

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my mom offered me to yoink my cat from her house which i havent considered an option before due to my apartment being kind of small, which she reassured me was Probably Fine using facts i cannot argue with (mainly him being a lazy fuck), and also I don’t live that far off all things considered + my sister is visiting me like 2 weeks after i’d move him up so there’s like. Solutions if it doesnt work out. And tbh the amount of thought and effort im putting into it already makes me feel like im gonna be a better cat parent than my mom

#my cat as in like. hes been living with just my mom #since i moved out in 2021 #and she owns him on paper #but he Picked Me as a baby kitten #z talks #i’m spending my entire budget for Miscellaneous Things next month on him 😭#it’s like ok. bills. groceries. bus card. Cat #all the things i need #(and a hair trimmer to upkeep my buzzcut lmao)#to be fair better cat parent than my mom is a LOW LOW LOW BAR #hes grown increasingly understimulated in my moms house which my mom for some reason thinks is like #Completely unrelated to her getting rid of all the cat trees one by one lol #also due to Various Ailments i’m never away from home more than a couple hours a day. this boy is going to get soooo much love and attention #augh. and ive been really longing for a cat lately too. i could use the company #came up when i visited my mom yesterday for the first time since christnas and the first thing i did was go find him to pet him #and he just curled up in my lap for a solid While to be pet and scratched and have some tangles in his fur worked out #he means sososo much to me :’)#i will take the best care of him i Possibly Ever could #literally the only thing that matters now lmaooo

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screamingay · 2 months

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somehow these current roommates we have are the worst that ive known yet and last semester we literally had a girl who smoked cigs IN her bedroom. list of grievances below lol

#first of all they turn all the lights on all the time. the other day i was hanging out in the living room w one light on bc it was light #enough outside thru the windows and one of them walked in and flipped another light on automatically. then walked through #the living room right to her bedroom... girl youre not even using this room and i was clearly fine with the light level??#they always have all 3 kitchen lights on when they cook and dont turn them off plus none of them have lamps #they all use the Big LED Ceiling Light in their bedrooms which is baffling to us #they dont know how to organize the kitchen and they took up so many of the cabinets with bullshit. like 3 pans here a few plates there #we have like 4 cabinets worth of food and even more of pots and pans and shit bc this is everything we own #and we cant afford to use disposable everything like some of them do #theyre always leaving the fridge open while they cook too and i have to physically hold myself back from becoming my mom #and yelling at them to close the fridge when theyre not actively getting smth out of it!! like theyll stand there cooking and have it open #for 2 minutes straight #theres only room for one water filter pitcher in the fridge and one of them brought a big one which is nice but theyre always forgetting to #refill it which defeats the purpose of even having it #and they always somehow start cooking right when we decide we need to eat #one of them sent this long sort of condescending post abt ants and how it stresses him out when the kitchen is messy so we all need to clean #more and try harder to keep ants away as if 1) ants care at all abt dishes in the sink or stains on the stove and 2) as if the ants will #stop coming around if theres no food out in this building where there are notoriously always ants even on the 4th floor #(we are ground floor this time) and 3) as if he isn't one of the people leaving food around and not taking the trash out #nobody responded to it in the groupchat lmao bc he sounds like a fucking cop!! and is dating an rotc guy??? and also is a streamer or just #likes to play games on vc with friends bc hes always very loudly doing that #but obviously we have sex all the time so we're at a sort of loud noise stalemate where neither of us can complain abt the other #to be clear this is in no way the absolute worst situation theyre nice enough people and havent reported us for anything (they both work for #student housing -_-) and generally things go okay in the apartment #but like. ive never been this annoyed this often with any other roommates #ALSO someone spilled soy sauce all over our designated level of the fridge door where we had all our little bottles of stuff #but also a carton a Paper Carton of milk and a pack of butter standing upright which soaked up the soy sauce and for several days #even after id cleaned the bottom of the carton the best i could i swore it tasted like soy sauce from it soaking into the bottom or smth #but it's still all over everything in there bc it was so much it like. pooled in there and splattered on everything #like. u see that happen u clean it up wtf.??#anyway i just felt like i needed to complain and see if im being silly or if these things really are so annoying

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nitw · 11 months

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why do you gotta tell me the same thing THRICE if it's still not out for delivery!!

#leo.txt #it's EXACTLY 15 kilometers away from my home by car! i checked!!!!!! you are so unserious i swear to god #fedex denmark do you not deliver on thursdays or fridays??? hm???? im pretty sure you do??????????????#like come on im this close to just walking out to your storage facility and pick it up by myself! and i'm a lazy asshole with adhd!!!!#denmark is so teeny tiny you could just like THROW THE THING and ill catch it with my mouth like a dog with a frisbee ITS NOT THAT HARD #this package is essential to my life! not really! but you ARE actively killing and murdering me and kicking me in the nuts by withholding i #and yknow what????? you guys don't even deliver it to my house half the time anyway!!! you just get confused because theres 2 doors #and youre like 'lol whatever not my problem' and send it to the kiosk instead!#BUT you never even send it to the NEAREST KIOSK THAT'S LIKE 2 SECONDS AWAY #you ALWAYS send it to the one that's WAYYYYY FURTHER AWAY FOR SOME REASON #what did the other poor storeowner do to you??? why do you hate and mistreat both of us so? isn't life hard enough as it is?#we literally PRINTED OUT A SIGN and TAPED IT TO THE GLASS OF /BOTH FRONT DOORS/#with INSTRUCTIONS FOR MAILMEN #telling you that if the package is too big to fit in the mailbox to the rightmost entrance #then just CALL THE DOORPHONE and you'll immediately be let inside #so you can leave it in the entrance!!!!#WE MADE YOU A SIGN! IT'S FOR YOU!!!! THAT WAS SO NICE OF US #and yet you still just leave us in the dust (THE DUST???) (the DUST.......)#and whenever one of my packages gets sent to the kiosk anyway IT OFTEN TAKES SEVERAL DAYS FOR MY LETTER OF NOTICE TO ARRIVE #/AS A PHYSICAL PAPER LETTER. IN THE MAIL. BY YOU/#LITERALLY 1984 #SEND POST

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talentforlying · 11 months

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listen i am a simple bitch. you mention fall of the house of usher to me and i start barking.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#anything mike flanagan touches actually #hush? thohh? thobm? midnight mass? DOCTOR SLEEP? howling at the fucking moon #god if i wasn't mid-paper and already falling behind on drafts here? victorine my twisted fucking beloved i have your url in my mind #but COMMITMENTS. UGH #also constantine is a very fun muse to have while i'm brainrotting because his ass is eat the rich seven ways til sunday #(and yes you can take that both ways. he can too)#oh noooo not the ushersssss. how saddddd. on an unrelated note i'm breaking into their houses

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slippery-minghus · 4 months

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gods, why didn't i get a college degree in anything useful?

#i've known since the day it unceremoniously came in the mail that my degree is worth less than the paper it's printed on #yeah i needed to college experience for social and lersonal growth #but why couldn't i have gotten something out of it that can help me find a damn job?#what was the fucking point of going through all that?#(the social and personal growth obviously)#ahgggggg #i'm too broke and disabled to go back to school NOW #(the way i'm coping with the anxiety of waiting to hear back about the internal job i just interviewed for #is to have Officially Decided That I'll Be Rejected Out Of Hand. So What Do I Do Next?#it hurts but at least i can move forward if the worst come to pass #and it gives me something to do while i'm Waiting #ughhhhh #why couldn't i have sold my damn soul and gotten the shitty computer science degree my school had??#i remember visiting a house a friend was pet-sitting for and seeing the couple's gaming setup #and just seeing dollar signs. they both worked in computer science and made $$$#but at the time it sounded like the worst thing in the world #and i'd already changed my major once... loved what i was studying... and had my dad breathing down my neck about how much my education cost #i'm so lucky i don't have debt. thanks to my grampa. but holy hell did my dad lord that inheritance over me and make me dance for it #i don't think he ever got over grampa pulling *his* college funding bc he spent college fucking around and dropped out #couldn't wrap his head around that the narrow thing he'd trained me to be would never follow in his 'rebelious' footsteps #i beat myself up over A-'s there was no way i'd do anything other than take my grades seriously #but that was the problem. i was worried about grades and what sounded bearable to learn. not what was realistic to do with it #i wanted to get a fucking phd! with what fucking money!!!!#of course not that i had the support or the maturity to understand what it meant to choose an education that could grant me a career #but who can i blame if not myself?#dad always said i had to Go To College. there was no choice in not going. but as soon as college came he shoved me out the door #and slammed shut. how was i supposed to know what to do without him there to make me do things all of a sudden?#that took nearly a decade to learn dammit #personal

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