#tangerineposting

[fazcadeemployee69]

Kebab and buffalo wings is not a meal.

Dave: " Don't speak to me or my kebabs and buffalo wings EVER again. "

[shivapvoid]

interesting thing about tangerine leaves is that they smell like a more bitter tangerine

[raggedyfaggot]

thx for tangerine posting

omg lets hold hands

[fazcadeemployee69]

I HOPE YOUR PHONE CHARGER ONLY WORKS AT A SPECIFIC ANGLE. I HOPE YOUR FAVORITE SHOW GETS CANCELED RIGHT BEFORE THE FINALE. I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS ALWAYS WARM ON BOTH SIDES. I HOPE YOU ALWAYS GET STUCK BEHIND SOMEONE WALKING SLOWLY AND AIMLESSLY. I HOPE YOUR FAVORITE PEN RUNS OUT HALFWAY THROUGH SOMETHING IMPORTANT. I HOPE EVERY SODA YOU DRINK IS FLAT. I HOPE YOU ALWAYS BITE YOUR TONGUE WHILE EATING. I HOPE YOUR SOCKS ARE ALWAYS SLIGHTLY DAMP. I HOPE YOU ALWAYS ITCH IN A SPOT YOU CANT REACH. I HOPE YOUR ICE CREAM ALWAYS MELTS WAY TOO FAST. I HOPE YOUR SHOELACES ALWAYS COME UNTIED. I HOPE EVERY TIME YOU SNEEZE, SOMEONE SAYS “BLESS YOU” TWO SECONDS TOO LATE. I HOPE YOUR AUTOCORRECT ALWAYS CHANGES YOUR WORDS TO SOMETHING EMBARRASSING. I HOPE YOUR FAVORITE SONG GETS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD BUT YOU ONLY REMEMBER ONE LINE. I HOPE YOUR FAVORITE MUG GETS CHIPPED JUST ENOUGH TO BE ANNOYING BUT NOT ENOUGH TO THROW AWAY. I HOPE YOU ALWAYS SPILL JUST A LITTLE BIT OF COFFEE ON YOURSELF. I HOPE YOUR TOAST ALWAYS LANDS BUTTER SIDE DOWN. I HOPE YOU ALWAYS GET NOTIFICATIONS JUST AS YOU FALL ASLEEP. I HOPE YOU ALWAYS FORGET WHY YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM. I HOPE THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU AT EVERY DRIVE-THRU ORDERS FOR 12 PEOPLE. I HOPE EVERY VENDING MACHINE DOESNT GIVE YOU YOUR ITEM. I HOPE EVERY HOODIE YOU WEAR HAS THE STRINGS UNEVEN. I HOPE YOU ALWAYS GET THE SQUEAKY SHOPPING CART. I HOPE YOUR FAVORITE SHAMPOO HAS JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH LEFT TO THROW OUT. I HOPE YOUR BATTERY DIES EVERY TIME YOU’RE 1% AWAY FROM SAVING YOUR PROGRESS. I HOPE YOU ALWAYS MISS THE SKIP AD BUTTON BY 0.0005 CM. I HOPE YOUR POPCORN BURNS IN THE MICROWAVE EVERY TIME. I HOPE YOUR NETFLIX BUFFERS AT THE BEST SCENE. I HOPE YOU HAVE A LICE INFESTATION.

To Dave Miller

Sincerely, Anon.

Dave: " Y'think you're real funny, huh? "

[fazcadeemployee69]

《 Escapist 》

Interactive section: The Scrapyard

Option chosen- 5) Claw machine

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Obtained:

Metal claw

A sharp metalic claw perfectly made for gripping things. Might come in handy!

Torn plushie

An unidentifiable plush toy. The stuffing's coming out in chunks, poor guy.

Dave: " Where to next? "

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[fazcadeemployee69]

Jack, why is Dave's waist so slimpy?

Dave: " You can uh... let go of me now "

Jack: " Oh shit- right yeah, sorry. "

[fazcadeemployee69]

hey! *gives a drawing of Dave to Dave*

okay bye

[fazcadeemployee69]

[fazcadeemployee69]

Hey Jack...I know something. Someone is having a crush on you from your work.

[fazcadeemployee69]

I NEVER POSTED THIS HERE FUCKKKKK

Happy late Trans Day of Visibility

[fazcadeemployee69]

is Dave nerdy about anything?

[fazcadeemployee69]

A late easter post

[fazcadeemployee69]

*bites Daves head and runs away*

" When sport told me you guys wanted to eat him I thought he was jokin'! "

[fazcadeemployee69]

《♡ Happy Valentines ♡》

That's right folks, this year we're doing a DTIYS ( Draw This In Your Style ) event! It'll be a light and fun one, there's no competition and no pressure! You can join by simply posting your art and tagging our blog, we'll try our best to reblog everyone's ones

Good luck with your Valentines this year, whether you're spending it alone or with someone, I hope ya'll will still have fun! See you guys on the flipside, mod tangerine out!

[fazcadeemployee69]

Hey, Jack, do you feel like you have some sort of "connection" to the puppet in some way???

[fazcadeemployee69]

《 Christmas event 2024 》

Dave's quest: Part 11

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