#team two braincells

[phiselene]

"Behave and I'll make sure the stars guide you wherever you'd like."

Phi, the astrological navigator of the Team Two Braincells Pirate AU

[rydrake6]

I have so many thoughts yet so few braincells

[theplacesaysstuff]

trying be aesthetic for once (• ^ •)

Asked my friends to make a name for this aesthetic and they came up with "Avant-garde Bisexual"

[tykaricnaynarou]

“Isn’t it beautiful? The sun on the sea? I lament those rainy days that steal the sun away! What I wouldn’t give to take every step of my adventure in the light!” “Xaela are of Nhaama, yes, but every warrior of the Steppe knows when we undergo our Trials to be worthy of Her, we receive Azim’s blessing too... and I will show the sun my strength.”

[letiel]

Cat SAM vs Lizard DRG who would win???

It was the SAM :/

[scaramoochie33]

helpp

I had a math test and all this time MY one braincell(s) was playing gasolina (a song ive never played in 2 years) and JUST PARTYING AND LEAVING ME IN THE DUST. :'(( pray that I get a good score bc im asian

[oconist]

i don't blame alex, i blame whoever looked at the dnf and crash rate last year and said "we don't need a spare chassis, why would we?"

[singsweetmelodies]

russell and sainz as teammates. Who could be hated more?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD IMAGINE THE SCENES 🤣🤣 every race weekend there would be at least one "he turned in on me" and if not that then at the bare minimum a LONG complaint over the team radio about how someone's race is being sacrificed and it is VERY UNFAIR. lmfao. it would be a disaster 🤣🤣 personally, i would also love to see the russell girlies and the sainz girlies really go at it on tumblr. now THERE would be absolute scenes 😆

[phiselene]

Heroes, heroes, heroes all around! Part of a recently finished biiig project. Ft. @aelyriawindrunner , @tykaricnaynarou , @fan-of-many-stories , the Kibas, and Nea

get carby'd

[mo-ok]

dream sentai team, I have dubbed them

Super Sentaisuke

[tykaricnaynarou]

"𝘚𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰." If Santa is late this year, it was Ty’s fault :/

[lets-try-some-writing]

With your sparkling AU how is miko like with two dads bulkhead and wheeljack world they spoil her and teach her to be a wrecker?

Oh boy. Here I go destroying my request order again for the sake of the plot. Sorry all yall who are waiting on answers, the sparkling au comes first.

Wreckers Stick Together

Bulkhead and Wheeljack were momentarily disappointed in the frame that the relic had gifted Miko, but they swiftly came to adore it due to how energetic it made her. However after the whole relic debacle and the numerous incidents the sparklings managed to get into, the wrecker duo were hesitant to act rashly.

They took their time slowly worming their way into Optimus's good graces again. And then once the Prime seemed satisfied with their behavior, they at last asked to be given the roles of secondary caretakers for Miko. Thankfully for them, Optimus did not hesitate to grant their wish and even blessed their chosen role. Although looking at the Prime made it pretty obvious that his main reason for giving them the role was because he was exhausted. Still, it didn't deter Bulkhead and Wheeljack.

Miko was their little wrecker when she was human, and she was still one of them now that she was Cybertronian. As such they went full on parental/fun uncle mode with her, taking all the time they had available to play with her and teach her. But as Miko had several more serious caretakers, the wrecker duo didn't feel all that bad when they deviated from teaching more mature topics and instead spoiled the little flier rotten.

Every excuse to give her things was taken. It became habit for Miko to always have good things happen every time she went to hang out with Wheeljack or Bulkhead. Sometimes it was just an energon goodie, other times it was a fun toy, and in odd instances she was even gifted weaponry and items that probably shouldn't be in the servos of a sparkling a vorn and a half old. Bulkhead objected to these particular gifts and took up a slightly more maternal role for Miko to contrast Wheeljack who went full paternal when it came to his little wrecker.

Their shared role of secondary caretaker created a fun dynamic between the trio when they were together. Wheeljack was the one to suggest absurd ideas and Bulkhead was the one to shoot the dangerous ones down and make the others safer for Miko to engage in. At one point Wheeljack tied Miko to a string and left her to hang from the rafters in an experiment designed to see if it would get her to stop jumping off things. Bulkhead did not object to the logic behind the plan, and wanting to help ease the burden on Optimus, just put some mattresses underneath Miko in case she fell. Miko loved being strung up for approximately half an hour before she grew irritated and started to scream. And so not wanting Optimus to know, the wrecker duo tried to get her down before anyone else would notice... only for Wheeljack to pull a cable, rendering him unable to climb up to the rafters to get Miko down.

It didn't take long for Miko's shrill screams, Bulkhead's frantic pacing as he tried to find a way to get her down, and Wheeljack's groans of pain to summon the team to their location. The very first thing that occurred in light of the rest of the team seeing Miko hung from the rafters like a piñata was for both Ratchet and Ultra Magnus to smack the wreckers responsible. Arcee then clambered into the rafters and got Miko down just in time for both Starscream (who had turned up randomly) and Optimus to berate Bulkhead and Wheeljack who looked like kicked puppies all throughout.

Starscream: You absolute IMBECILES! What in Primus's name made you think THIS *gestures to the string and a crying Miko* Was a good idea?!

Wheeljack: ...It was for science...

Starscream: iT wAs FoR sCiEncE!

Bulkhead: We are sorry, we didn't mean for her to get stuck.

Optimus: *soothing Miko* I am sure you had good intentions, but from now on you will have someone watch you while my sparkling is in your care until further notice.

Safe to say Bulkhead became even more of a nanny in response and Ultra Magnus may or may not have spent the next few weeks glaring at the duo whenever Miko was with them just because. But Ultra Magnus has never stopped a determined set of wreckers from doing anything. And so soon enough they got Miko into even more trouble.

In an effort to teach Miko what it means to be a wrecker, Wheeljack in his infinite brilliance thought it would be a grand idea to take her out on patrol with him and Bulkhead. The more maternal wrecker was unaware of the fact that his partner had Miko in his internal carrying compartment until halfway through patrol, when Wheeljack looked around and just popped Miko out like it was no big deal. Bulkhead's first response was to die a little inside and then panic. After all the slag the team had gone through constantly losing the sparklings to one threat or another only to get them back meant that the team would likely be going nuts back at base. But despite Bulkhead's best attempts to explain how this was a very very bad idea, Wheeljack carried on and began talking to and directing Miko as he would a new recruit.

Bulkhead tried to be a diplomat, but it took an additional hour for him to get a response from base. And by that point Wheeljack had already gone through several firing drills with Miko and had her begin some basic training exercises all while he preached wrecker values. Miko didn't perform all that well, but she put in effort and showed great enthusiasm for the activity, much to Wheeljack's delight. Bulkhead got in on it eventually while he waited for the team to response, prepping targets for Miko to shoot and mother henning the situation as a whole.

Wheeljack: *pointing toward a rock with a smiley face drawn on it* See bitlet, that's the bad guy you gotta kill.

Miko: *waving her blaster* Kill!

Bulkhead: Easy on the blaster! She's going to shoot her own optic out!

Wheeljack: Now what you want to do is aim for the helm and blast him to bits. You'll know you did good if he goes kaboom!

Bulkhead: Jackie, stop! She's only a vorn and a half old!

Miko: Kaboom!

Wheeljack: *proud as pit* That's right bitlet. Kaboom.

But as should be expected, the moment the team turned up, they were frantic. Optimus was nearly feral as he threw himself at the wreckers and snatched his sparkling away with a possessive snarl. Ratchet and Ultra Magnus immedietly beat both the wrecker's afts with wrenches and well placed hits to tender protofrom, leaving Bulkhead and Wheeljack twitching on the floor. They were dragged back to base and put in stasis cuffs as punishment for a day or so and then were denied sparklingsitting rights for nearly a month.

Of course this didn't stop Wheeljack from passing Miko candy underhandedly like contraband drugs or Bulkhead from giving her a good-recharge kiss quietly every night. And even once their ban wore off and they were denied rights to taking her anywhere, they still took time to play with her and teach her. Miko loved watching Wheeljack fight against pretend foes and she greatly enjoyed Bulkhead singing and dancing with her.

Miko was their little wrecker. And while neither may have been the best at handling sparklings, they loved her dearly and would gladly go to war in her defense.

[reilliane]

The poor unsuspecting Albedo, Xingqiu, Aether, and Venti of vigil!mc's hidden strength (wait does Ayaka already know about Mc's strength?). Just imagine they got attacked (Ayato is also with them) by like an abyss mage or something like that, and mc just straight up made that abyss mage fly up to the stars. Ayato is now even more terrified of her strength, and is actually thanking Ei that he somehow survived mc's strength and/or mc didn't punch him to hard

And another one has entirely left my inbox! Boy it was difficult to draw tons of characters in one setting ghgh but it's good practice so!

ONWARDS- (read: left-right, up-down)

[hellcifrogs]

This sensei swap is so interesting to me, cuz what’s Kakashi’s role? Like, if we have Sakura/Naruto/Sasuke/Sai as a sensei instead of Kakashi, does this mean he’s like a grandpa to Team 7? Or like a cool (read: dork) uncle?

Yeah, I thought he was either Sakura's teacher or she was in team Minato. Also he's probably hokage by now too because hokage Kakashi is just the funniest thing to me in any form.

[zerothisnero]

Dumb and dumber but you gotta guess which is which

Their friendship is literally built off nothing but nirvana, Edginess, and the liking of the website new grounds

(I don't really ship the two I just think it would be funny to draw the last image with them 😔👍)

[karovke]

tbh i feel sorry for people who view heavy ONLY as a stupid, big killing machine who is very MANLY and EVIL and also think that he would be misogynistic and homophobic for some reason. yeah, he is big and intimidating but he's just gentle giant who want to protect people he cares about!! i don't want to make him a "soft uwu baby" because that's not the point, i just think that people should acknowledge that he's actually complex character which have more than one personality trait (his strength)

like he loves his mother and sisters very much, its heartwarming how much his family mean to him!!! he cares about medic and doesn't view him only as his private medic kit, he's a friend and would do anything to protect him!!! also not just medic but other mercs and miss pauling too!!! he has a phd in russian literature so he's not stupid it's just language barrier!!!! he is very passionate about his guns and even tho he ENJOYS killing people, he won't kill someone just for his enjoyment (probably??) without a reason!!!

probably many people talked about that but i just want to express my love for him and also that his looks don't define his personality!! his soft side can and should coexist with his strength and the work he's doing so yeah