#technicallycleverdetective

[verecunda]

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Thank you so much, m'lovely! 💖

[crazy-minded-girl]

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[its-zaer]

Thank you @technicallycleverdetective for tagging me in the WIP ask! Rules: post the last sentence of each of your WIPs, then tag the same number of people as you have WIPs to do the same! I usually only work on one chapter at a time, but I have a few snippets to share! All are from my ongoing manosouta fics. Echoes of the Past, Chapter 18: “I need answers. And if he’s the man I think he is, I need him gone.”  In the arms of the ocean, Chapter 2: The blanket hides the siren’s tail from view as Simeon irritably steers his wheelchair through the busy market stalls, each one filled with intriguing wares. 

Your Kiss and I will Surrender, Chapter 7: “No, I… I can manage it. I need to face what he’s done,” Sebastian replies.

Echoes of the Pasta- the return of the manosouta cookbook??

Simon might be a connoisseur of instant noodles, but even he can’t deny there’s nothing like a good bowl of authentic ramen. I'm tagging @dreameralive, @fizzysgayassposting, @clouds-hide and @vampirenaomi

[cat-holding-water]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61585195

Hello. This is my contribution for @joblrsecretsanta and it's a gift for @technicallycleverdetective. I hope you like it when you read it, I tried my best

[ana-chronista]

based off a comment from Kitty about "what's Jan's plan for killing a by now shared friend" but I don't think they have tumblr so you're getting it

Omg this is perfect. And incidentally the first piece of art I've ever received for a fic I've helped to write, so thank you! @technicallycleverdetective you need to come share custody of this 🤭

[hotcat37]

@technicallycleverdetective here's the IKEA! Jance version <3

8: what happens if one of them gets sick?

Nace is a natural caretaker so he'd be running back and forth doing whatever it takes to make Jan feel better. He'll cook soup, take Jan's temperature and stay with him until he falls asleep.

Jan himself isn't used to having to take care of other people but if Nace is sick, he'll make sure that his boyfriend doesn't try to do everything himself. He'll keep Nace stuck in bed by immobilizing him with blankets (+Igor and Ollie) and take care of whatever errands Nace was supposed to do that day

11: do they try to hide their emotions if upset?

I do think that would be a bit of a struggle, at least in the beginning of the relationship. Jan already isn't the type of person to open up easily while Nace struggles with feeling safe enough to be vulnerable. They're very considerate of each other tho and they don't pressure the other into talking about their feelings if it's too soon

12: do they have many heated arguments? How do they smooth things over?

This is a lill spoilery because there will be a chapter containing an argument and I don't wanna spoil their way of handling it yet haha But in general, no. Jan is extremely careful not to escalate arguments into fights and Nace is conflict avoidant so a huge fight is unlikely to occur

15: do they always say I love you before leaving?

They're the type of couple to use love confessions more sparingly so I don't see them saying it every time before leaving. Actions are a more meaningful way of showing love to both of them than words anyways

17: who's more likely to pull the other in by the waist and kiss them passionately?

Neither are very likely to do this as they enjoy casual intimacy and don't do big dramatic acts of affection. But I can see Nace picking Jan up in an enthusiastic bear hug and giving him a lill kiss <3

20: choose one song that perfectly describes their relationship

Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby-Cigarettes After Sex (the vibes are very much IKEA Jance)

Nothing's gonna hurt you, baby As long as you're with me, you'll be just fine🎶

22: what reminds them of each other?

Jan: Djungelskog/teddy bears in general and the color purple Nace: leather jackets and cats <3

36: who's most likely to fire up the stove at 2AM because the other is hungry

Nace <3 Jan finds it difficult to take care of himself sometimes so it wouldn't be uncommon for him to go to bed on an empty stomach only for Nace to make him some food once he's awoken by Jan's stomach growling

41: which one would take off their jacket and drape it over the other's shoulders?

Jan has the tendency to assume that he'll be fine wearing just a leather jacket instead of a coat lol. Nace will always share his scarf and jacket with him <3

44: who would dance in the kitchen making dinner?

I think they'd dance together :D Cooking is supposed to be kind of a silly relaxing moment for them so if a good tune comes on they'll each do their own groovy moves lol

51: what's a non verbal way they say I love you?

Jan comes to visit Nace at work often to give him kind of a break from an occasionally stressful day which allows Nace to snap out of customer service mode if only for a few minutes. Also he'll take small plain snacks with him in his pocket whenever they go out in case it's hard to find some place to eat

Nace is already very attentive in their day to day life, but if Jan is struggling through a depressive episode, he's got his full attention on his boyfriend. He'll wash Jan's hair when he can't find the energy to do it himself and he'll motivate Jan to go outside at least a few minutes a day. He'll just show Jan even more love than usual and reassures him that he'll stick around even when Jan isn't doing too good mentally

55: do they like watching clouds or star gazing?

They're more into cloud watching <3 They'd definitely point out weird cloud shapes to each other haha

60: who pulls the other closer when they're sleeping?

Jan finds Nace to be super cuddly so he often can't resist just squeezing his big teddy bear against his body. Nace tends to get overheated easily at night tho so the squishing might be met with a dissatisfied whine 😅

[dreamers-queen]

15 questions for 15 friends!

I was tagged by @honeybeelullaby 💕 Thank you!

ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Yes, the Saint my father is most devoted to.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

Last night, but I'm not sure PMS cries count lol.

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

Not now.

WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY/HAVE YOU PLAYED?

Mostly swimming.

DO YOU USE SARCASM?

Yes, a lot.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

Face and hands.

WHAT'S YOUR EYE COLOUR?

Dark brown.

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

Both, depending on the mood.

ANY TALENTS?

Drawing.

WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

Italy.

WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?

Reading, watching movies, cooking, listening to music, pretty basic.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

Yes.

HOW TALL ARE YOU?

Less than 5'.

FAVOURITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?

Literature and Art.

DREAM JOB?

Getting paid for engaging in my hobbies with no pressure.

Tagging @togetherhearted @mssam80 @littlemarie4 @abandoned-as-mustard @technicallycleverdetective @svogliata-mente @fritzllang @gcing-back-to-505 @che-cazzo-ridiridi @makawicja @i-am-whoi-am @emily84 @tiffaluvr @kira-7 @moltobeneallonsy and really anybody who would love to participate

[candy-loverockr]

Got tagged my @breaddo ily thank you

Rules: shuffle your repeat playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people.

1. Bad habits by Ed Sheeran

2. Be an astronaut by Declan McKenna

3. Mastermind by Taylor Swift

4. Comics by Caravan Palace

5. Demoni by Joker Out

6. Portrait of a blank slate by Lovejoy

7. Gladiator by Jann

8. Paper planes by Bunt.

9. Tous Les mêmes by Stromae

10. Daylight by David Kushner

I am tagging @sweetiepootato @eurojolie @lou-who-writes @technicallycleverdetective uwu (not ten people, that's too much lol)

[verecunda]

Last line meme

Tagged in this one again by @themalhambird. Thankee, as ever! <3

Post the last line you wrote and tag as many people as there are words.

Here's the current last line, from my faltering attempts to pinpoint the exact beginning spot for the Votadini novel (🫠):

Even the hounds in the King’s Hall still slept, rumbling and sighing in their warm heaps about the red-smouldering hearth.

...oh for feck's sake. X'D

I tag (with apologies if you've done this one recently, or you're not working on anything atm): @technicallycleverdetective, @chiropteracupola, @malkaleh, @nocompromise-noregrets, @greenleaf4stuff, @helenvader, @queenmeriadoc, @di-daydreamer, @cuddlytogas, @cilil, @urwendii, @cycas, @valar-did-me-wrong, @southfarthing, @dilkinazm, @kitthefox, @zetchrr, @xserpx, @tatzelwyrm, and @starlady66.

[misograce]

shuffle your “on repeat” playlist & post the first 10 songs and tag 10 people!

Thanks @technicallycleverdetective for tagging me!!

Vse Kar Vem - Joker Out

BOCA - Dreamcatcher

Storms - Fleetwood Mac

Alive - The Scarlet Opera

American Teenager - Ethel Cain

Livgardet - Sabaton

Lady of the Dark - Sabaton

Tokio - Joker Out

Nothing Matters - The Last Dinner Party

Padam Padam - Kylie Minogue

If you see this and you wanna do this consider yourself tagged my anxiety is acting up and making me panic at the thought of tagging anyone

[crazy-minded-girl]

squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!!! you’ve been given a hug (and no, you cannot escape it)! send this to all the people who you think deserve a hug. let the hugging begin!

Thank you ❤ hugging you right back 🫂

[ana-chronista]

@technicallycleverdetective

Women supporting women!

[cat-holding-water]

thanks for tagging me @invece-sto-sdraiato

make yourself in this picrew and tag other people!

I'm tagging: @technicallycleverdetective @calm-smol and @some-rando-with-internet

[ana-chronista]

@technicallycleverdetective tagged me in a WIP game! Rules: post the last sentence of each of your WIPs, then tag the same number of people as you have WIPs to do the same! Here's what I've got right in my docs now... Drunk Confession prompt fill within the Professional Widowers AU This first taste of love was really making him complacent. a thousand flowers could bloom The way Bojan breaks into a blinding smile and launches himself off of the couch tells him exactly who it is on the other end even if he hadn’t caught a glimpse of the photo on screen: Jere, caught mid-sneeze in a feat of photography that Bojan had been far too proud of. Bluza mv inspired one shot And Jan follows, not resisting in the slightest as Nace pushes him back-first against the brick wall. Possible epilogue for the technically already finished Inscribed “Oh, you’re here. I was about to start contacting the milk companies to see if they’d put your photo on the cartons for us.”

No pressure tagging @mint-ty @frikatilhi @oneshotdepresso and @mitochondriencocktail if you'd like to give it a go!

[selznick]

People I wanna know better

tagged by @technicallycleverdetective so ty :3

Last song?

The Horrible Histories Real-life Cowboys song. Was just listening (and badly singing and dancing to) a bunch of hh songs and tha was the last one that was on.

Favourite colour?

Probs pink, but like? idk, i dont think abt it that much

Currently watching?

I'm watching through Ghost Files on The Water youtube. And i'm watching through the uk taskmaster and the nz taskmaster with my mum

Last movie?

I actually have no idea. Like at all. Possibly an elvis pressly movie with my mum but that was a while ago, and we were just laughing at the bad plots tbh.

Sweet/spicy/savoury?

is all an option? idk, depends what im in the mood for

Relationship status?

none, romantically. ...romantically.

Current obsessions?

Animal Jam Classic and Animal Jam Play Wild. I love them so much and the fucking lore thats happening right now? hooked. im logging on religously for that back phantom reward - and playable phantoms!!!!! foaming at the mouth!!! also very seriously considering playing through all the adventures (normal and hard mode) just to document it on yt - for lore and curiosities sake. Also, for the record, my fave alphas are Sir Gilbert and Tavie <3 and i hopen when ajc can update (like when the games in a diff engine or whatevs) that they add more underwater adventures and lands and animals and alphas. like i want that so much rn and forever and ive just remmeber that ive not checked the underwater shops today for halloween items and i Need to, so i will be after this post.

Last thing you googled?

idk and i cant find where to get recent seraches on my browser (though ive not used google specifically in a very long time) cuz im so bad at tech

gonna tag @icantbelieveihadtomakeanotherone @scallioncreamcheesebagel @i-wasnt-ready-for-this @semiferalstreetcoyote @randarollstenchbun @kryptic-krab @neodoodles24

<3

[candy-loverockr]

shuffle your “on repeat” playlist & post the first 10 songs and tag 10 people!

I got tagged by both @sweetiepootato and @breaddo tysm!

House of Memories by Panic! At The Disco

Should've been me by Mitski

Why do you feel so down by Declan Mckenna

Cha Cha Cha by Käärijä (Yeah still.)

The archer by Taylor Swift

Ride by Lana del rey

Heartbreak feels so good by Fall Out Boy

Ojos Marrones by Lasso

champagne problems by Taylor Swift

Never ending song by Conan Gray

I am tagging @mvickym @raisedtokeepquiet @gezelligheden @lou-who-writes @technicallycleverdetective @mewnyan @officialfangirlofstuff @pillcasso @sociallyawkwardwriter and ten is too many people so whoever also wants to *sweats nervously*