#technoblade memes

[thinkingnot]

i can hear him going “nooooo my brand- bruhhhh”

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[myartsing]

Pov: You are Philza Minecraft

(Bonus: zoomed in bcs he looked very handsome)

[mrtechnodads-updates-deactived]

plushie announcement & this lil thing that should probably be mentioned

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[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Technodad: Hey guys! Demeter (Technodad’s wife) and I are having more kids!

Techno’s fans: Congratulations!!

Technodad: *slams down adoption papers* It’s you guys, sign here

[lilyminer]

Ok maybe Techno memeing on his death was the right move. Cuz I’ll be sad and ppl will assume I’m listening to a sad song and this’ll be me:

How am I supposed to take myself seriously?

[sticktothestars]

i made something to dedicate the blood god himself and something he would do while hes beating up god lol.

[l1m30]

I have made a mistake.

I put Technoblade in the website Craiyon because I was curious as to what it would make... it made regret.

[scribble-brain-aced]

Technoblade watching us cry

(art by me)

[captiandirtnap]

if anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me know 🙏

happy new year, @copepods! This was for the @mcytblrholidayexchange! I hope you all enjoy it :3

[the-fakes]

[diaryofa-loser]

im in a bit of redrawing phase so heres me going back to my roots (og comic here)

[thinkingnot]

oh im getting sad and muddled like a puddle of disturbed rain water here’s techno memes i found for me

[mossrockpog]

More yet more

ID below the read more

[ID: DSMP characters as text posts. Usernames and icons have been replaced.

Transcript:

Post 1:

Technoblade: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now

Post 2:

A series of texts between Wilbur (revived) and Quackity.

Quackity: I could strangle you

Wilbur: You aren't tall enough

Quackity: You've sunk low enough for me to reach

Post 3:

Tommyinnit: Your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

Post 4:

Tommyinnit: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Alivebur: Killed without hesitation

Post 5:

Ranboo: it's dumb that stress makes your hair fall out slowly. you should reach a certain level of stress and it should all fall off at once in a heap

Ranboo, but the icon for his post has been changed to a bald version of his skin:

Waiter: enjoy your meal!

Me: you too *becomes instantly bald*

Post 6:

Technoblade, with a picture of Wilbur off to the side: Ran into my seventeen year old brother in the kitchen at 1 am last night and when I asked him what he was doing he just shrugged, said "these are my roaming hours," and walked off strumming vaguely on his guitar

Post 7:

Slimecicle: this hole you put me in, was in ideal depth. thank you :) i wont be climbing out anytime soon!

A star review image with 4 stars filled in is pictured below his review.

Post 8:

Pogtopia Wilbur: like half my personality is just symptoms

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[mrtechnodads-updates-deactived]

MrTechnoDad said it’s okay to use technoskin in games and if anyone tells you otherwise they shall be slayed under my blade >:( !!!

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[wikinley]

Does a USB drive get heavier as you store more files on it?

Nope. Paradoxically (and theoretically), the more you save on a flash drive, the lighter it gets.

USB drives use Flash memory, which means the the ones and zeros of the data are stored on transistors.

When you save data, a binary zero is set by charging the float gate of the transistor, and a binary one is set by removing the charge.

To charge it, we add electrons, and the mass of each electron is 0.00000000000000000000000000091 grams.

This means that an empty USB drive (which mostly holds zeros) weighs more than a full USB drive (which has ones and zeros). Add data, reduce the weight.

[winifreyd]

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