#technoquote

[technosays]

I am in hystarics over this story have the transcript

1:38:27 https://youtu.be/5S6tRS_RxOI

Techno: Can’t believe you’ve injured your hand, couldn’t be me.

Wilbur: Didn’t-wait, can you tell the story [laughs]

Techno: Alright, it’s a, it’s a fantastic story, so I, my dad came up with this new method for us to cook steaks, where like, you put it, you put it over the stove for a bit, but you can’t do that the whole time, because then the outside gets all [overcooked]-

Wilbur: is-isn’t that just a Brisket, then?

Techno, closer to the microphone: I don’t know what made up words you’re making up right now but I’m gonna continue my story. So anyways, and then you put it in the oven, for like five, ten minutes or whatever, and then you take it out, and the problem is the first time I did this, I- I instinctively just, like, “oh, theres the handle, of, of the uh, of the pan, I can touch that, ‘cause, that’s always fine,” anyways that burned me the first time and I thought, well, you know what? Millions of years of evolution have hardcoded our brains to not make the same mistake twice, especially with something like “fire hot,” alright?

Anyways, I burned my hand a second time and I’m like you know what? There’s just no way my brain hasn’t internalized- so anyways the other day, I was like, “I want to make a steak,” and so, I was tryin, when it was done and I was tryin to get the steak out and I was like “ok I need, I need some leverage to pick up the steak and put it on my plate, so I’m just gonna grab this handle firmly” so anyways so I was in unbearable agony for the next four hours. [both laugh] I went to my discord for help and they all just kept making fun of me

Wilbur: see, the way you told the story, uh, to me, before, just made it sound like you just, full, like, flat palm to your stove [both laugh]

Techno: [imitating Wilburs version of the story] I SEE A SPIDER! AHH! [slams hand on table] [wilbur laughs]

[dorianwolfforest]

the soul riders warned MC to be stealthy before sneaking onto the dark core oil rig and MC really responded with “They can see me at their own peril”

[foryouthegays]

where doth thy cometh from and where doth thy go, where doth they cometh from, joe of the cotten eye? (technoblade, 35:17)

ANON

ANON I JUST ALMOST SPIT WATER ALL OVER MY COMPUTER AT 11 PM ANON NO

AKSDJFHASL;F

[cat-26]

i was watching the water tribe episode of avatar, my bf was making a joke about sokka really not giving up on the girl despite her becoming the moon. and i said "calm down, sokka". my bf didn't get it, and it took me too long to realize this wasn't some widespread joke, but a technoblade quote (roasting tommy).

[technoblade-but-everywhere]

“Hey remem- remember when I was sittin there alone against the whole government and you and Wilbur just sat there on the sidelines and watched. Did you step in- Did you step in? Were you guys- were you guys the ones that stepped in and said ‘don’t worry Technoblade, we know you’re in a high-pressure situation but we’ll fight the world for you Technoblade.’

No.

You guys watched. You know what I did, yesterday? When you were surrounded by like 30 people, the whole world was against you? I walked in. I was willing to fight all of them for you Tommy. I would’ve been there.

That is the difference between us.”

-From Technoblade’s stream 1/6/2021 (56:58-57:29)

[considermygenderminecrafted]

Sometimes I read a take about technoblade and anarchy, and it is so painfully clear op neither watches techno or knows about anything about anarchy, that it hurts my soul a little bit.

[kentukazash]

38:39 inTechno’s “assembling an army"

[sketchlux-art]

techno saying “I got a pickaxe and I’ll put it through your teeth quackity” is so underrated. the one liners he does. are. perfect.

[notdsame]

TW: BLOOD!

When you're so powerful that nobody can kill you so they take your best friend and make you give up all your armor and weapons AU?

Fantasy AU? RPG AU? Medieval AU? D&D AU? Whatever works!

Audio from Technoblade's "Nothing Goes Wrong. [Dream SMP]" stream at (48:33)

Does this count as a shitpost?

[lawfulevilmain]

“In order to live in peace, you need to prepare for war.”

So basically, Blood for the Blood God.

[foryouthegays]

And that’s how we reinstated communism and created Technoblade <3

March Incorrect DSMP Quotes Bonus 03

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[djfluff313]

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[thinkingabouttimdrake]

okay imma go to sleep and hopefully wake up normal

or slaying like these technoquotes

[technosays]

“I’ve got a plan. It’s not gonna work at all, but it’s gonna be hilarious.”

38:30 of ‘hypixel battle royale (alpha testing)’ stream

[foryouthegays]

iconic (to me) technoquote poll (some r 2 long, the end of quotell be below along w source

tftsmp the pit (46:10)

your existence at all --the final showdown (2:01:35)

test stream (37:18)

alt account - solo skywars #12 (3:00)

nothing goes wrong (dream smp) (1:20)

hypixel battle royale (alpha testing) (38:30)

mind -- skywars but with 2x the nerds (0:15)

your sub box belongs to the trees (7:40)

bedwars 1000 winstreak (20:55)

fighting the wither hardcore w/ steering wheel (38:19)