#technoquotes

[technoblade-but-everywhere]

“Hey remem- remember when I was sittin there alone against the whole government and you and Wilbur just sat there on the sidelines and watched. Did you step in- Did you step in? Were you guys- were you guys the ones that stepped in and said ‘don’t worry Technoblade, we know you’re in a high-pressure situation but we’ll fight the world for you Technoblade.’

No.

You guys watched. You know what I did, yesterday? When you were surrounded by like 30 people, the whole world was against you? I walked in. I was willing to fight all of them for you Tommy. I would’ve been there.

That is the difference between us.”

-From Technoblade’s stream 1/6/2021 (56:58-57:29)

[kentukazash]

38:39 inTechno’s “assembling an army"

[sketchlux-art]

techno saying “I got a pickaxe and I’ll put it through your teeth quackity” is so underrated. the one liners he does. are. perfect.

[technosays]

long live the era of blood! It’s time for death!

5:10 ‘it’s time for evil [Dream SMP]’

[notdsame]

TW: BLOOD!

When you're so powerful that nobody can kill you so they take your best friend and make you give up all your armor and weapons AU?

Fantasy AU? RPG AU? Medieval AU? D&D AU? Whatever works!

Audio from Technoblade's "Nothing Goes Wrong. [Dream SMP]" stream at (48:33)

Does this count as a shitpost?

[lawfulevilmain]

“In order to live in peace, you need to prepare for war.”

So basically, Blood for the Blood God.

[cat-26]

i was watching the water tribe episode of avatar, my bf was making a joke about sokka really not giving up on the girl despite her becoming the moon. and i said "calm down, sokka". my bf didn't get it, and it took me too long to realize this wasn't some widespread joke, but a technoblade quote (roasting tommy).

[djfluff313]

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[considermygenderminecrafted]

Sometimes I read a take about technoblade and anarchy, and it is so painfully clear op neither watches techno or knows about anything about anarchy, that it hurts my soul a little bit.

[dorianwolfforest]

the soul riders warned MC to be stealthy before sneaking onto the dark core oil rig and MC really responded with “They can see me at their own peril”

[djdevbutcher]

Ssstephan: “Da fuck mate?! Come at me” lol...meet Ssstephan #Techno #TechnologyHub #technoscene #technodreams #technova #TechnologyConsulting #technonation #technobcn #technoboys #Technology2016 #technonenas #technogoshop #technothursday #technowednesdays #technoquotes #technosound #technojib #technosys #technogymwellnessvillage #Technotel #technophobic #technocrats #technostage #technokitchensession #technologychangeseverything #technologycat #technowarsaw #TechnoFreak #technobolt #technojunkies (at Clarksville, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2S5JTKA1X4/?igshid=eekea7biy2qj

[technosays]

You can't cancel me, I just raised money for charity, I'm immune for 24 hours

lmao i love this guy, (200+ CREATOR HUNGER GAMES TOURNAMENT (FOR THE ORPHANS) ft. Calvin & xNestorio like 3 or something hours in idk im too tired)

[foryouthegays]

where doth thy cometh from and where doth thy go, where doth they cometh from, joe of the cotten eye? (technoblade, 35:17)

ANON

ANON I JUST ALMOST SPIT WATER ALL OVER MY COMPUTER AT 11 PM ANON NO

AKSDJFHASL;F

[foryouthegays]

And that’s how we reinstated communism and created Technoblade <3

March Incorrect DSMP Quotes Bonus 03

today's prompt:

all quote prompts are made by @accursed-worm

[thinkingabouttimdrake]

okay imma go to sleep and hopefully wake up normal

or slaying like these technoquotes

[djfluff313]

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