#ted spankofski

[hopex4]

If you know where these are from we are getting smoothies together

[imasillygooose]

✨Wilbur Cross appreciation post✨

[someflareoutwithlove]

@chaoskatt liked a [Testing Starter Call]

Ted tugged out of the coffee shop. throwing his hand up over his shoulder as he shouted "aah, who need ya! Your coffees ass anyways!"

He took a swig of the coffee he was holding in his hand. He made a face before making a spectacle of tossing it into the trash. He lined up his shot, and threw it like a basketball. It landed on the rim of the trash can and- toppled in.

Ted threw up his hands "FUCK YEAH! Did you see that?" He puffed out his chest a little, grinning smugly as he looked around to see if anyone else saw.

[cowardlykrow]

Gah, all this shout out stuff I'm seeing for my artist mutuals is so cute and deserved so lemme also do it cuz i love them 😔✨💛💛💛 [I actually have SOO many people i love and adore its ridiculous, but i'll keep this "short" by shouting out the very small circle I followed when i first started to make fanart 👉👈]

And by "Short" i mean im gonna add a cut cuz i never shut up :3c @booigi-boi ~the~ #1 Ted spankofski artist [no room for argument, this is just factual.] The way they draw face's and poses, and hair, and clothes, and joey in general is just absolutely incredible!!!! [The moment I saw her art I was just awestruck, and so ridiculously inspired to start drawing again that it's ended up with me right here now... so if you hate me blame her /J] She just has such beautiful line-work and an ability to create such expressive fun pieces, along with having such a talent of using minimal shading and yet making every art piece look totally decked out. Just!!! its literally all so beautiful. incredible. amazing. [Imagine this goes on for way too long and its incredibly obnoxious.] 🐐💛✨ [She's also just a very neat person in general]

@ricky-mortis [inhumane noises of affection✨💛✨] How do I even start? Their art style isn't only everything to me, but it also just has so much character and personality in it. I love the bold line work they often use, along with their coloring and just gah! everything made by this person makes me so happy every time it pops on my dash, i feel like it has to be impossible not to fall in love with their work! [Also have you seeen how they draw curt mega and all of his characters? god they are so brilliant and fantastic]

@szollibisz/szollibisz2 They have the kind of art that you look at and just can't help but let out a really dreamy sigh tbh✨💛. To me, a majority of their artwork comes off so warm and... nostalgic?[Granted it is probably because of the beautiful use of warm colors and also the time period that comes with Curtwen mostly... but still.] And just, i dunno man. i just really fricken adore this persons art. I remember one of my first thoughts being how much it made me think of those really beautiful short-film animations, usually silent except for some gorgeous instrumental soundtrack in the background... and, just, wow... anyway ~

[Does any of this make sense??? probably not...]

@its-short-for-jackalope this person is SO passionate! Their support towards the things they love, such as tinlightment and Pulp musicals, is everything. I also absolutely love the way their art manages to have this beautiful yet adorable style all while managing to capture the resemblance to the actors they are referencing perfectly! From their simplest drawings to their bigger pieces, i think they are all absolutely wonderful~ These people are just so crazy talented and i appreciate them very much 😔

[lemonchilderen]

this is for an au where the Lords in Black take the forms of children of varying ages and decide that they want parental figures/care givers, so they snatch a bunch of their favorite adults in the black and white including; Linde Monroe, General John McNamara, Wilbur cross, and Ted spankofski, to a big house in the middle of the black and white where they can all play family. (the numbers next to them are the ages they present as)

[spiesarestimming]

Can u please do a teddy spankofski agere stim pls? (I'm liitle rn sorry fr the typeing)

And can u tag @lemonchilderen plsas?

ted spankoffski stimboard !!

with agere stims

requested by/for @lemonchilderen

all gifs were presaved , please let me know if any were made by you so i can give proper credit, ted gif by @nerdyprudesmuststim

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[father-spore]

ted, owen n wilbur

lets all be fr, wilbur cross, owen carvour and ted spankofski would be best friends in a modern au, owen and wilbur constantly dropping tea bout the goverment wheil ted just has his average joe office worker tea (and the other two LOVE it) ofc theres also curt, macnamara and paul, the poor boyfriends that are stuck togetehr as awkward friends bc their lovers are friends

[farmer-attorney-at-law]

Everyone is like "oooo, crackship: Mark Chasity and Ted Spankofski!" Go the full way, cowards. Mark Chasity and Uncle Wiley.

[theuniceon]

Hatchetfield theory uwu

So, you know how the homeless guy is actually Ted Spankofski the whole time (watch nightmare time, you’ll see). Now, some people have wondered out how this works when Ted has died before going to the future and starting the chain of events that cause this.

Well, my theory is that thanks to the power of Tinky, homeless Ted is now a constant in every timeline. He exists in all of them, following the same story, but to him it’s all happening one after the other, like an endless repeating maze he can’t escape from.

But what I love about this theory is it implies that Homeless Ted crashes Paul and Emma’s wedding every time they get married… and he’s only sometimes correct about Emma not being real.

If this is actually canon and I missed it, or there’s an actual explanation that I also missed, let me know!

[hopex4]

Friend and I were casually reading the TGWDLM script as one does and I can't stop thinking about the beginning 'cut' lines and details

"he leaves Bill to wallow in misery"

"Ted slides into his path on an office rolling-chair. Ted wears a bluetooth headset"

TED ACTUALLY DOES WORK

Kind of

"Maybe we could make a night of it. Do mini-golf or somethin'"

Charlotte no-

GIGGLING

[shadowbrightshine]

House. In the middle of our house. In the middle of our house, in the middle is a never ending Labyrinth!

House. Oh in the middle of this house, in the middle of our house, in the middle is a ne-verr endinngg Labyrrrintthh!

House? Is it black as night between the stars that all burned out?

House. Or is it yellow in a box that changes stealing your life without a doubt?

Ohh house... in the middle of our house. In the middle of our house. In the middle of our home and lives is a changing hallway!

Climb the stairs and don't fall down or you might fall forever! (Or you'll die why don't you try- and find out?)

Run the maze that tears you away from life with a pointless endeavor! (Tick tock Teddy hope you're ready- don't breakdown or pout!)

You- don't- know- what's- really going onnnn

It changes. It changes. Changes like the dusk and dawn!

Where are we? That's up to me~ the one writing the song!

Two very different people, or are they really so much at all?

Teddy bear and and Johnny Truant both had quite the fall!

Not literally that's a different chapter... but we'll fall soon after!

So when you wander mazes late at night. Or the darkness more pitch than any 12 am could be?

Think about the two poor bastards, one spacial and one stuck with me~

House. In the middle of our house. In the middle of our house. In the middle is my own... de- sign.

(I've been thinking about Johnny Truant and my love for HOL, as well as our good old Ted Spankofski. And so I wrote this poem song. I have no clue how to tell you how to sing it. But I hope you like it! Not gonna tag tinky but its kinda from his perspective?)

[booigi-boi]

weird question here. so, my friend's making an edit of ya boi Ted Spankofski. would you like to see it?

Ofc 🐐💛🐐💛🐐💛🐐💛

[sawtastic-sideblog]

Dumbest thought of the day:

Prima ballerina Adam

Douche bag manager Hoffman (mans is secretly a dancer but life happened and now he's a bitter man who dances I secret)

Ballerina bff Amanda

(Only open if you wanna see my incoherent sleep deprived ramblings. I haven't slept in 2 days because insomnia and my anxiety has decided to 🎶 kick it up a notch 🎶 I currently have no filter)

Obsessed audience member that wants Adam...idk probably William or Logan...fuck it it's Ivan

Logan works in props

William (this is emmerson schenk whatever btw) works with the lights

Theater owners John and Jill (they hate hoffman and love Adam)

Buff head stangehand Strahm

Zeke is a principal dancer as well and they whore him out to film and other theater productions (they can spare him but not Adam because Adam puts asses in the seats)

Remember Addy? The middle aged lady that works for William Easton? Yeah she was prima ballerina back in her day but an injury to her out of the game. Now she's the dance teacher/instructor who adores Amanda and Daniel.

Speaking of William Easton he's the number one patron he's at every show and everyone calls him Uncle MoneyBags ™ because he dressed like Mr. Monopoly for Halloween ones fifteen years ago (Adam started it)

Brent Abbott you ask? He's just starting out in the big leagues. Adam has taken him under his wing

Corbett Denlon? Star of her class. Been dancing sine she was 3. She's at every performance she can get her parents to go to. The practice room she uses to rehearse is named after her late brother (who was also a student everyone adored)

And who is this up in the rafters changing the backdrops for scenes? Why it's Bobby Dagen the stage hand who is down bad for children's dance instructor and another principal dancer that gets lent out to other productions Joyce Young (in this universe Amanda and Joyce are cousins just go with it)

Where's our favorite Doctor Lawrence Gordon? (I know our actual favorite doctor is Lynn Denlon but for the sake of this post it's Larry (imagine cary elwes saying Larry from that one scene of men in tights)) well I'll tell you. He is the new front of house manager and he hates Hoffman and he went backstage to confront him but got distracted when he saw Adam dancing. Completely transfixed. He was smitten but has never talked to him in the 3 months he's Been there.

Zep is John's nephew. He's clumsy and spills his mop water on the daily. He's also the janitor/ maintenence man for the theater. He's been electrocuted many times. He's fine. His hair is permanently sticking up tho.

Remember Britt and Addison? Yeah they're the mean girls who constantly undermine everyone they dont like (mainly Amanda. They try to get into Adam's pants) (honestly they could hit me with a car and I'd say thank you)

Perez is Strahms BFF and costume designer

Cecil Adams? Of course he's here. He's the pervy stage hand nobody likes (think Joseph Buquet in Phantom of the Opera meets Ted Spankofski from Starkid's Hatchetfield series)

Art Blanc of course he's the theaters legal aid

Rigg is Amanda's dance partner. They're also like together but not

Kerry is there. She's Gordon's second in command.

Daniel Matthews was forced into dance classes by his mom when he got in trouble in school at 13. He's a natural. He still isn't the best but he takes extra lessons with Addy, Adam, Rigg, Amanda, and Joyce (everyone does one of one with him) and Brett helps him outside of the theater. (They're bffs)

Eric Matthews is head of security who is constantly watching Daniel. He's proud

Dan Erickson is here too. He's the accountant.

Jeff joined Eric's security after his son died so he could spend more time with Corbett

Lynn serves as the unofficial theater nurse. She's patched up many floor burns (trust me it fucking hurts when you fall on a stage/dance studio floor even with something to cover your skin think rug burn but from a wooden floor) and sprain ankles and a few broken toes, one time Daniel was a little over zealous and rammed himself into the mirror and broke his nose. She loves being the only unofficial nurse on the unofficial payroll (they're donations for new pediatrics wing of the hospital. John and Jill are grateful for her services but she won't accept payment so they donate to her new department she runs)

The theater is called "Gideon Theater" of course.

Other characters make up the orchestra but I'm too lazy to look them up rn. Up to your imagination but like Charles from 5 plays bass clarinet. The two from the pound of flesh trap are here too. I don't remember their names but the girl plays clarinet and the guy is percussion (I can see him playing xylophone the hammer bell things and crashing th cymbals) And the last surviving dude from the fatal 5 plays trumpet. I know their names my brain is just fried right now

Oh and Bobby's BFF I think he's named after spinach or some other leafy vegetable I can't remember but he's an investor in the theater too.

(Just because I don't have motivation to write this I'd love for people to write their own interpretation of this and tag me) (bonus points if we cross universes and Specs and Tucker show up) (I don't expect anyone to actually do this)

[andreahfpdcsi]

I think his name was pete? ted spankofskis younger brother

Pete.. Spankoffski, alright. Is he doing well? I'd like to ask him a few questions if he is.

If he's not, I'd rather give him time to recover.

[lemonchilderen]

Full intro under the cut!

Hi! I'm finally getting around to finishing this! It will be completed soon i promise!

💙My name is Lemon or Lou!💙

My pronouns are mainly he/they (mostly they)

I love asks!

I am a minor

I am in a many fandoms and I do fanart for only some of them, those fandoms are:

starkid, specifically hatchetfield, even more specifically T'noy Karaxsis, Ted Spankofski, and Joey Richter in general (I am aware its weird I can't help it),

The magnus archives has been a hyperf for over a year now, and I got my start on tumblr in the wider tmnt fandom I have a few special interests but I will mostly reblog and post content for the magnus archives.

My art tag is #my art<3

My other blogs are,

@lemon-child-boy-thing for reblog dumping ground

@lemonart for art but its mostly inactive

@lemons-micro-lables for g e n d e r (and aroace things)

I will update if I add more

This is my Pinterest! Feel free to check it out!

I do age regress but not often and it is a new thing for me so I don't really want to talk about it, I will sometimes reblog stuff related to it under the tag 'lil lemon' but this is pretty much just so that I have a safe tag to scroll through when I'm little, I will sometimes post on this tag when I am little as well.

[bi-force-1]

I call this series "Ouch, my heart."